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From: TheFatAussieBarstard
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  • ur laugh is so fake it pisses me off HAHAHAHA

  • your a funny bastard and yes im looking at older posts,,,

  • you are halarious!!!

  • lol a very honest personal ad, this would be good in the papers!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahah your the man

  • ahaha lol my mum (who is 60) 's friend wants u...shes 45 ahaha but u wont want her..we live in a shitty island atm in europe -_-"

  • Hook me up...lolol...

  • my mum wants yu, rofl,, shes 40 (: aaaahahahahaz

  • lolol..tell her to email me mate...hahahahahha

  • I like your honesty.........

  • i headshotted that bitch at 1:50

  • hahaha xD

  • question for you, any real reactions from the female crowd?

  • beats me..I never check my emails....

  • hahahaha fuck mate your a funny bastard

  • Dude this is so funny LMFAO!

  • LOL 50,000 STARS LOL

    You are a very funny man . BBW single shiela here lol

    DollyAU

  • I'm not single, but if I was I'd go on a date with you. You're funny. (:))

  • let me know when ter single darlin..lol..

  • (:))!

  • you're good lookin HAHAHAHAH you are fuglay

  • I'll be 26 soon... but that doesn't matter. Theres NO man on this Earth that keep up with me. Not even you.

    ♥ I'm a Tomboy and that makes me very hard to handle.

    I mean I wear make up and clean up sometimes but still a Tom. Can't be helped.

    Well good luck finding a lady and Just DONT go to Eharmony or some junk like that. Th stories I've heard are mind blowing. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  • ok..u need to email me...lolol..

  • Yeh,

    A pulse and a beer holder are mandatory- everything else is optional.

  • Does she have to be human? Lol

  • 2 feet and a heartbeat are all I require...allthough I did fuck a 1 legged woman once...lololol

  • LMFAO!!!

  • had to subscribe lol mad cunt

  • LOL xD

  • MissMassMurderess1

  • LOLOL

  • LoL.. had any people contact u yet pete?

  • hahaha...thousands baby...but your the only one I want.....lolol...

  • he told me the same thing.......

  • hahahahahha...yes I did....

  • There's a Christian Singles Mingle add next to your video. Why does that amuse me so?

  • LOL Next!

  • 48 Pete? ;o)

  • dude... get your teeth done.. seriously

  • hahaha.. you fucking crazy.. i´m not single but young and im good looking.... and i have seen you little thing down there between you legs, and its not so imberising you can be proud of yourself... 5 to you mate

  • FAB - Ya forgot to add that they must like a good over the knee spankin as foreplay... YEAHHHHHHHHH dat's RIGHT!

  • You funny bastard. =P

  • ever thought of going gay?

  • With all those attributes I am surprised you don't have any video yet. I am married so I am out.

  • You look like Master Roshi.

  • I'm over 30 ... under 55 ... oh, single girl and good looking, damn ... I can't be your valentine ;o)

    Luvya mate (not the homosexual way - just to make sure, lol)

  • sexy.

  • Your backyard is made for that sort of video!

  • Thats awful....Iam soooooo sorry...I dont know what is worse, a break up or a coward approach to a break up....~Raven

  • With attributes like that you'll be beating them off with a stick or they be using a long one to hold you off. :P

  • Why someone has not snatched you up is beyond me. ;p

  • I better send u a plane ticket...lolol...

  • We have a lot in common! I also have a big fat gut! lmao! Still have MOST of my teeth, and I'm a hair under 55. I like beer,

    I smoke, and play the banjo, the fiddle, the guitar, and the keyboards. Oh...and I live in the US. So, we will have to content ourselves w/ a cyber relationship.

    Weeny size no longer matters to me.

    Neither does gut size.

    Humor is important....

    and beer drinking ability! :)

  • omg pete im 43 year old single woman, get back to me on this!!!

  • will do Darlin...lol.....

  • Check your PM I have something new for you !!!

    Sis.

  • I didnt get it baby???...:(

  • not only is she a dog...she is a bitch!!!!!!!!!

  • and you have a mastiff that likes to go for a swim.

  • hahaha! funny video mate;) made we laugh when u told about your attributes

  • Every time I hear you say SMS, I keep thinking of some sort of secret agency. "FAB works for the SMS." And what woman ISN'T looking for those attributes (from what I hear)? :)

  • You've got a good attitude, you forgot that part!

  • Pete.. this is my new vlogging channel

  • rename this video my friend. title it "Pete Goes Fishing".

    reel 'em in Pete !!

    later on,

    XEM

  • I lose by default of age!

    You should have put 70's pimp music to this! That's what I heard in my head! :)

    meeooowza

  • I know the perfect woman for you. I just don't understand why you won't beg her to take you back. You'll never find anyone better than Bernie. Ever. Do whatever it takes to get her back!

  • haha you're a champ mate

  • LOL I wish I can get a decent gf!!!

  • hmm, YouTube Dating. it might just take off XD!

  • she's single but she's a bit of a dog lol

  • Pete! with attributes like that im GLAD to be ya FRIEND! ;) love the fact ya need some teeth,,perhaps we could go out and get "falsee's" together,,luv kiwi

  • lol

  • When is the wedding with Kalacaw going to happen? :-p

  • I will dump littlegalah, little ones dont bother me, I am used to it. LOL. I have a job. Wanna Swap??? (I am sick of his strawberry milkshake obessions)

  • har har your a number one catch,

  • ur a fracking god send to women everywhere mate ;) u should be calling urself ''the sex on 3 legs fat Aussie barstard'' lol a mouthful i know ;)

  • HAHA i got that add too :P

  • at lest u can poke fun at ur self m8 ...

  • Roxybec01, quit sending all of those pictures, exposing yourself, to my Email account you fucking pervert.

  • MissMassMurderess13 , i have had enough of your FUCKIN lying Bullshit , post the proof or dry up and die okz ....

    you really are 1 fucked up lil girl ...

  • Bec...do I need to block this fukka..missmass....?????

  • yeah mate ,MissMassMurderess13 needs more than blocking but that will do 4 now m8 ...cheers m8 !!

  • fuck ur an ugly ol cunt

  • fuck you're a useless hater with no life

  • lol hey two things

    1. Didnt know you n roxybec are mates :) wicked as

    2. MissMassMurderess13 isnt even worth wasting a breath on... or in this case worth typing to.

    MissMassMurderess obviously has no life and is trying to shit stir for no reason.

  • BAHAHAHA You wish you perverted little 5 year old!

  • aw hell mate just go down to the bar grad one of them bar winches :)travel to the next small town mate its a shoe in ladys there allways lookin for fresh out of town meat :)good luck

  • Send vids !!!!!!

  • Haha! I

    If you want my advice, re-edit this and take out the bit about your small willy.

    You were doing a good sell until you mentioned that! LOL

  • <33333333333333333333

  • The FAB dating agency! Lmao! If you can get them anyone can! Lol!

  • lol your a riot mate

  • hahahah your a crack up pete!! :)

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