hahaha.. you fucking crazy.. i´m not single but young and im good looking.... and i have seen you little thing down there between you legs, and its not so imberising you can be proud of yourself... 5 to you mate
We have a lot in common! I also have a big fat gut! lmao! Still have MOST of my teeth, and I'm a hair under 55. I like beer,
I smoke, and play the banjo, the fiddle, the guitar, and the keyboards. Oh...and I live in the US. So, we will have to content ourselves w/ a cyber relationship.
Every time I hear you say SMS, I keep thinking of some sort of secret agency. "FAB works for the SMS." And what woman ISN'T looking for those attributes (from what I hear)? :)
I know the perfect woman for you. I just don't understand why you won't beg her to take you back. You'll never find anyone better than Bernie. Ever. Do whatever it takes to get her back!
Pete! with attributes like that im GLAD to be ya FRIEND! ;) love the fact ya need some teeth,,perhaps we could go out and get "falsee's" together,,luv kiwi
I will dump littlegalah, little ones dont bother me, I am used to it. LOL. I have a job. Wanna Swap??? (I am sick of his strawberry milkshake obessions)
aw hell mate just go down to the bar grad one of them bar winches :)travel to the next small town mate its a shoe in ladys there allways lookin for fresh out of town meat :)good luck
ur laugh is so fake it pisses me off HAHAHAHA
ShroomSamich 4 months ago
your a funny bastard and yes im looking at older posts,,,
lynnej1970 1 year ago
you are halarious!!!
kimbrellababy 2 years ago
lol a very honest personal ad, this would be good in the papers!
ICheruBI 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahah your the man
vodashit 2 years ago
ahaha lol my mum (who is 60) 's friend wants u...shes 45 ahaha but u wont want her..we live in a shitty island atm in europe -_-"
meloaleo 2 years ago
Hook me up...lolol...
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
my mum wants yu, rofl,, shes 40 (: aaaahahahahaz
Kriiddy 2 years ago
lolol..tell her to email me mate...hahahahahha
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
I like your honesty.........
bettescorpio 2 years ago
i headshotted that bitch at 1:50
nerdyretard 2 years ago
hahaha xD
solothurn666 2 years ago
question for you, any real reactions from the female crowd?
Jiwan89 2 years ago
beats me..I never check my emails....
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
hahahaha fuck mate your a funny bastard
AussieT904 2 years ago
Dude this is so funny LMFAO!
onlyonesteve 2 years ago
LOL 50,000 STARS LOL
You are a very funny man . BBW single shiela here lol
DollyAU
DollyAU 2 years ago
I'm not single, but if I was I'd go on a date with you. You're funny. (:))
pixiepqueen 2 years ago
let me know when ter single darlin..lol..
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
(:))!
pixiepqueen 2 years ago
you're good lookin HAHAHAHAH you are fuglay
LickingLovers 2 years ago
I'll be 26 soon... but that doesn't matter. Theres NO man on this Earth that keep up with me. Not even you.
♥ I'm a Tomboy and that makes me very hard to handle.
I mean I wear make up and clean up sometimes but still a Tom. Can't be helped.
Well good luck finding a lady and Just DONT go to Eharmony or some junk like that. Th stories I've heard are mind blowing. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
AlwaysWishing1983 2 years ago
ok..u need to email me...lolol..
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
Yeh,
A pulse and a beer holder are mandatory- everything else is optional.
BradFrosted 2 years ago
Does she have to be human? Lol
FuggedabouditNL 2 years ago
2 feet and a heartbeat are all I require...allthough I did fuck a 1 legged woman once...lololol
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!
runescapeownsnubs 2 years ago
had to subscribe lol mad cunt
runescapeownsnubs 2 years ago
LOL xD
KapetanOrgazmo 2 years ago
MissMassMurderess1
IlSnichyIl 2 years ago
LOLOL
irismac 2 years ago
LoL.. had any people contact u yet pete?
nayomee77 2 years ago
hahaha...thousands baby...but your the only one I want.....lolol...
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
he told me the same thing.......
highheadjester 2 years ago
hahahahahha...yes I did....
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
There's a Christian Singles Mingle add next to your video. Why does that amuse me so?
LittleShiela 2 years ago
LOL Next!
fehquig 2 years ago
48 Pete? ;o)
CarlisleCockney1 2 years ago
dude... get your teeth done.. seriously
GrIMEvILL 2 years ago
hahaha.. you fucking crazy.. i´m not single but young and im good looking.... and i have seen you little thing down there between you legs, and its not so imberising you can be proud of yourself... 5 to you mate
blacksmithbubb 2 years ago
FAB - Ya forgot to add that they must like a good over the knee spankin as foreplay... YEAHHHHHHHHH dat's RIGHT!
ferretmaniam 2 years ago
You funny bastard. =P
eddiesluver 2 years ago
ever thought of going gay?
TaxiLuvver 2 years ago
With all those attributes I am surprised you don't have any video yet. I am married so I am out.
cozzyk 2 years ago
You look like Master Roshi.
Maverick2736 2 years ago
I'm over 30 ... under 55 ... oh, single girl and good looking, damn ... I can't be your valentine ;o)
Luvya mate (not the homosexual way - just to make sure, lol)
BattlefieldDoktor 2 years ago
sexy.
aliensareal 2 years ago
Your backyard is made for that sort of video!
AngryAussie 2 years ago
Thats awful....Iam soooooo sorry...I dont know what is worse, a break up or a coward approach to a break up....~Raven
RadicalComedy 2 years ago
With attributes like that you'll be beating them off with a stick or they be using a long one to hold you off. :P
Prototype87 2 years ago
Why someone has not snatched you up is beyond me. ;p
missdivinestalls 2 years ago
I better send u a plane ticket...lolol...
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
We have a lot in common! I also have a big fat gut! lmao! Still have MOST of my teeth, and I'm a hair under 55. I like beer,
I smoke, and play the banjo, the fiddle, the guitar, and the keyboards. Oh...and I live in the US. So, we will have to content ourselves w/ a cyber relationship.
Weeny size no longer matters to me.
Neither does gut size.
Humor is important....
and beer drinking ability! :)
NJKatwoman 2 years ago
omg pete im 43 year old single woman, get back to me on this!!!
lewistf 2 years ago
will do Darlin...lol.....
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
Check your PM I have something new for you !!!
Sis.
Sis363 2 years ago
I didnt get it baby???...:(
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
not only is she a dog...she is a bitch!!!!!!!!!
mungojorie 2 years ago
and you have a mastiff that likes to go for a swim.
hrminer92 2 years ago
hahaha! funny video mate;) made we laugh when u told about your attributes
jakilia 2 years ago
Every time I hear you say SMS, I keep thinking of some sort of secret agency. "FAB works for the SMS." And what woman ISN'T looking for those attributes (from what I hear)? :)
KevinAM1 2 years ago
You've got a good attitude, you forgot that part!
binsk 2 years ago
Pete.. this is my new vlogging channel
JohnAintWright 2 years ago
rename this video my friend. title it "Pete Goes Fishing".
reel 'em in Pete !!
later on,
XEM
myWORLDizDIGITAL 2 years ago
I lose by default of age!
You should have put 70's pimp music to this! That's what I heard in my head! :)
meeooowza
mystimayhem 2 years ago
I know the perfect woman for you. I just don't understand why you won't beg her to take you back. You'll never find anyone better than Bernie. Ever. Do whatever it takes to get her back!
souixana 2 years ago
haha you're a champ mate
Zoootex 2 years ago
LOL I wish I can get a decent gf!!!
AgentVamp 2 years ago
hmm, YouTube Dating. it might just take off XD!
Doomedlight 2 years ago
she's single but she's a bit of a dog lol
technofreak1982 2 years ago
Pete! with attributes like that im GLAD to be ya FRIEND! ;) love the fact ya need some teeth,,perhaps we could go out and get "falsee's" together,,luv kiwi
kiwigal36 2 years ago
lol
ItsJordansVlog 2 years ago
When is the wedding with Kalacaw going to happen? :-p
britishsazzy 2 years ago
I will dump littlegalah, little ones dont bother me, I am used to it. LOL. I have a job. Wanna Swap??? (I am sick of his strawberry milkshake obessions)
contessaoreilly 2 years ago
har har your a number one catch,
aussie114 2 years ago
ur a fracking god send to women everywhere mate ;) u should be calling urself ''the sex on 3 legs fat Aussie barstard'' lol a mouthful i know ;)
JAMMAN1701 2 years ago
HAHA i got that add too :P
dougaholic 2 years ago
at lest u can poke fun at ur self m8 ...
Roxybec01 2 years ago
Roxybec01, quit sending all of those pictures, exposing yourself, to my Email account you fucking pervert.
MissMassMurderess13 2 years ago
MissMassMurderess13 , i have had enough of your FUCKIN lying Bullshit , post the proof or dry up and die okz ....
you really are 1 fucked up lil girl ...
Roxybec01 2 years ago
Bec...do I need to block this fukka..missmass....?????
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 years ago
yeah mate ,MissMassMurderess13 needs more than blocking but that will do 4 now m8 ...cheers m8 !!
Roxybec01 2 years ago
fuck ur an ugly ol cunt
BilalSkafsNose 2 years ago
fuck you're a useless hater with no life
AgentVamp 2 years ago
lol hey two things
1. Didnt know you n roxybec are mates :) wicked as
2. MissMassMurderess13 isnt even worth wasting a breath on... or in this case worth typing to.
MissMassMurderess obviously has no life and is trying to shit stir for no reason.
AgentVamp 2 years ago
BAHAHAHA You wish you perverted little 5 year old!
AgentVamp 2 years ago
aw hell mate just go down to the bar grad one of them bar winches :)travel to the next small town mate its a shoe in ladys there allways lookin for fresh out of town meat :)good luck
justmy10cents 2 years ago
Send vids !!!!!!
kidblood1 2 years ago
Haha! I
If you want my advice, re-edit this and take out the bit about your small willy.
You were doing a good sell until you mentioned that! LOL
sherbetgirl 2 years ago
<33333333333333333333
ItsHeatherBob 2 years ago
The FAB dating agency! Lmao! If you can get them anyone can! Lol!
Rowdyeh 2 years ago
lol your a riot mate
robjnixon 2 years ago
hahahah your a crack up pete!! :)
leesha666 2 years ago