An emo life episode 3

[VIEWOSCOPE]

Cause you know, Canada is pretty small, it'll take ten minutes max to find these people.

[VIEWOSCOPE]

"Matt always answers his phone even if he is kissing or something!"

Last episode we learned that Matt had never kissed anyone before.

[mayashallcross]

This was the best piece of literature I've ever read.

[MusicIsMyLife1734]

Nevermind the fact that she just got shot twice.

[MsTrueIdentity]

why is she at the store with a windmill?

[RachaelRamen]

*At the store* Picture of windmill........

[GoodJyob]

what is going on here

[bigfatpolly]

wait... how does he answer his phone even when he's kissing if it was his first kiss? Also I might become emo. I mean they know how to hotwire a fucking plane. I'm really considering this lifestyle choice.

[neptuneshotbutt]

like if u cred everytime :'(

[Rawrloud123]

"can we stop in canada first?"

omg.

[AnjelChylee]

Jessica's such a whore.



[yerjussacupcakeluva]

luv da music btw gurl. makes da vid 10 times more dramatic

[yerjussacupcakeluva]

go to bed you SLUT!!!!!

[The6sharkz9]

4:18 "why is there a plane?"

only logical character in here...

[TimmyJimmyPika98]

Yes because dinosaur totally fits with the emo theme.

[theoneanonymousgirl]

So intense ad then read the comments a laughedXD

[mansionsong]

SHE HOT WIRED A GODDAMN PLANE OH MY GOD

[simplyjuliax14]

this bitch just knows how to hot-wire everything.

[JustBeingClassybro]

Wow Jessica's a whore

[tamjam24]

omfg "ya i like you a lot when i saw you i feel in love"

[MegaDjDiddles]

When i saw you i feel in love.

[dingdong253]

hotwired a fucking plane...

[LoveyDoveMari]

I thought she got shot? why is she ok?

-______-

[shittymoods]

*looks around and sees an airplane runs to it and hotwires it*

[magicaIpineapple]

flying a plane is easy if you're an emotionally unstable 16 year old

[MrDarkHatman]

*knocked out*

[SweeneyToddHasMojo]

*moaning because he is sleeping*

[xBrokenAMV]

WHEN I SAW YOU I FEEL IN LOVE

[ChickenNoodlePops]

"Oh he is abusing me and trying to kill my friends, so we ran away in a plane."

[trippin224]

omg i cried

[nyxetera]

Wow, emos can hotwire ANYTHING.

[sablize]

this is the purest form of torture.

[SidaraAndOdessa]

... None of this makes sense omg

[laugh4ever1123]

like if tumblr sent you here!

[dasyco2]

Where the fuck did the airplane come from............

[gigas94]

I love how after the kiss the plane crashes all of a sudden.

[michellevacio]

was there no one else at the beach? lol

[RunJumpFallSmile177]

The fuck is this shit?

[MacMartyx]

WHAT IS AIRRR

[jodshuttonn]

lol i didnt know emos listened to kesha.

[jodshuttonn]

brb just gonna go hotwire a plane xoxoxo. tumblr, i fucking love you.

[heyabbeywhatsup]

she hotwired a plane oh my god i can't breathe

[heyabbeywhatsup]

but if in episode three it was his first kiss, why did jessica say 'matt always answers his phone even if he is kissing or something'...

[MariahBaby1234]

why is the background at the end grass ?????

[RikaRulez]

;mdsfm;'zlkf dln;lkmdsfl omfg

[Gibsonway]

brb lemme hotwire this motorcycle

[kathryngracebonner1]

when i saw you i feel in love

[kathryngracebonner1]

The fact that I'm watching this proves that I have no friends...

[gingerlovesyou11907]

best and worst thing ever

[gingerlovesyou11907]

*looks around and sees a airplane runs to it and hotwires it*

[ahah1113]

girl who gets shot in stomach is fine, guy who gets punched twice is dying.

[kerrsteena]

SHIT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

[Helvigsprinsesse]

the dad looks so stoned

[graceaishasmythers]

i can't find episode 2 omfg this makes no sense

[TheOriginalKCatt]

"something is wrong! matt always answers his phone even if he is kissing or something"

wait whut..

i love the lack of emotion in the dialogue.

brb now i'm gonna go hotwire an airplane now guyz.

[xXRandomCindyXx]

she hotwires an airplane. i am c r y i n g.

[LEGOLUVER22330]

how could she have hot wired and airplane,how the fuck did Marissa live after getting shit in the stomach,why did she kiss a guy she met like 2 days ago,and he wouldn't be her step father he'd be a kidnapper because the father would have had to die first then the mother had to have married him,plus how did Jessica know the plane was safe to drive in the first place,and how they got to the house made no motherfucking sense whatsoever, ACTUALLY THIS ENTIRE STORY DIDN'T MAKE SENSE!

[ohn0shedidnt]

jessica and connor is my otp

[Helvigsprinsesse]

@ohn0shedidnt I AM CRYING

[bluejuice12]

omg everyone go to my hotwiring an airplane vid~

[BiscuitTheWeiner]

Why is he moaning because he is sleeping?

[lillyandbelle]

what did i just watch

[asdfAshleyx]

SHE HOTWIRES AN AIRPLANE BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[quartuhkneee]

No wait those bitches made Daisy the fifth wheel

I WANT DAISY TO HAVE A HOT EMO BF TOO

[quartuhkneee]

SHE RAN TO A PLANE AND HOTWIRED IT AND FLEW IT OMFG I'M CRYING

[Paintdrips12]

I can't. there's just too much stuff to make fun of. I can't pick one single thing. oh god.

[myoceans1312]

i am literally sobbing

who would do this oh my god lmfao

[dayyumafrica]

*sees him and punches him*

[ThEoLiGaGa]

Hey what the name of matthew and connor?

[DanielleMcGill1]

@ThEoLiGaGa can't tell if trolling or literally the most retarded person ever...

[TimmyJimmyPika98]

*sees him ad punches him*

*knocked out*

OMG I CREYED</33333 :'(

[xRequiem666]

I see that Jessica is the comic relief in this story.

[avatarkairi]

lol at Jessica. "Friends disappeared leaving behind two pools of blood? NBD I'll just hot wire a motorcycle and go find them. Finding where they are? LOL. Come in and the stepdad is back..coo, I'll just go hotwire a plane and we'll go to Canada. Random guy makes out with her, says he saw her and fell in love. 'Yeah, I love me too.'" That's how she rolls.

[ChloeAlexandraGreen]

you dont just go.. you single? ..yes? IMA KISS YOU!

not how it works my friend. :L:L:L

[ChloeAlexandraGreen]

where the fuck do you usually see an plane.

NOT A BEACH ANY WAY.

this is so stupid. i hate tumblr now for this.

[megannlovesyouu]

"when I saw you I feel in love" "me too"

WHAT

[megannlovesyouu]

"oh he is abusing me and trying to kill my friends. so we ran away in a plane"

typical day

[charcharkal]

"step dad"

ok, does step dad have a name.

[Izaebele]

oh my god wait WHAT

*someone hits him and he falls to the ground*

*standing over matthew*

*closes eyes and sleeps*

I'M 15 SECONDS INTO THIS AND IT ALREADY DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

[booarya]

I seriously just wasted 5:55 minutes of my life...

[KateTheEntertainment]

Thumps Up If Tumblr Brought You Heree

[kaylalalah33]

i love you please dont die

fuck tumblr for sending me here

[TheOriginalKCatt]

@kaylalalah33 tumblr sent me here too! lmffaaoo!

[MyOhNoes]

there are so many plot holes... i can't even...

[Chimichonga98]

please tell me this is a joke

[ShamWOWZERSS]

lol "where are we going" "idk yet we might live up here"

[applejuicemoon]

"can we stop in canada first i want to see someone"

"who?"

clueless references

[TMMLover555]

@applejuicemoon YES! >:D

[lilikaberry96]

@applejuicemoon OH MY GOD I JUST DIDN'T READ THIS XD

[GuineaPigLovex9]

Because everyone finds an airplane just sitting on tha beach.

Cleverrr.

[imanganation]

omg hotwire an air plane kfldasfasldfdas;

[DevilMaster566]

Because on earth, we hot-wire everything!

[Vanessaisasloth]

"starts flying plane"

what. i don't even. because flying a plane for the first time is always easy

[TheGingerUnicorns]

I love it how 'Jessica' has a 'B' on her necklace...

[sabrahislam]

One big emo family. Ahhh...

[flapjacksnackpack]

There's an airplane just chilling on a beach.

What.

[gl0ryh0l3z]

She hotwired that plane almost as quickly as she fell in love... and that's saying something.

[icweinerful]

because everyone can hot wire a plane..

[PceLuvMadisonClaire]

So uh when do you meet a hott boy and he asks if you have a boyfriend

and then you answer "oh i am single"

and then they kiss

Weird.

[mayyaaaaaaaa]

She got shot in the stomach and shes worrying if matt is okay because he got punched? True love.

[SwirlyCupcake21]

oh he is abusing me and trying to kill my friends. so we ran away in a plane. nbd.

what the actual fuck.

[gabrielanicolegarcia]

Since when did Brookelle Bones go emo and hotwire a motorcycle?! lololol

[Graceanneluvv]

So. We ran away in a plane.

[Graceanneluvv]

Oh my god

[jealouscuzimhot]

brb. dying

[Sanquinolency]

>mfw a windmill is a store

[shittymoods]

'grabs phone and throws it on the ground'

am i the only one who tought 'I THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUND' ohgod this is too amusing

[MrsKittyKatKitKat]

How did I even get to this video...

[ladyyluck18]

omg she starts flying the plane and they start passionately kissing .... wut

[ladyyluck18]

not to mention those i love you's after like a day of knowing eachother AWWW ~~$0 $W33T~~

[brokenhrtedsmiley]

*looks around and sees an airplane runs to it and hotwires it* omg

[TheTurtleSandwich]

Getting shot by stepdads, flying planes to Canada, kissing guys you just met. Just a normal day in an emo kids life.

[iSmurfStomperx3]

"Matt always answers his phone even if he is kissing or something"..I thought it was his first kiss?

[supasta3]

i love how they automatically know how to drive a plane.

[Scodmunt]

"Oh, he's abusing me and trying to kill my friends. So we ran away on a plane." Casual.

[Scodmunt]

'Matt always answers his phone even if he's kissing' didn't he just have his first kiss though? How would she know...? What?

Fucks sake.

[evaisepicful]

The airplane? Really?

[xxvivalachelsea]

why is ke$ha playing at such a tragic moment... and they see a random airplane and hot wires it, if that's even possible? oh, and she knows how to fly a plane...

[t0xic69]

the irrelevant music just makes it even better

[anaisvictoriabenard]

so.. she can fly a plane?

[KittyKittyMeeow]

DAYUM. Marissa's brother and sister must have a big ass street to stop that plane driven by 13 year olds on.

[cocokoala96]

o m g

[TheGoodOther13]

Oh and you know. Just got shot but I'm going to beg the guy who got punched not to die. Seems legit.

[TheGoodOther13]

I can't help but think whenever her stepdad does something, his expression is just like that picture.

[SealLoaf]

WAT

[JustBeingClassybro]

Damn Jessica is a whore

[JustBeingClassybro]

How does Marissa survive all these bullet wounds lol

[JustBeingClassybro]

*starts crying*

*sees a motorcycle*

*thinks* Hmmmmmm

*goes and hotwires it*

*drives off*

omg

[tkg1234554321]

...she can fly planes?

[exp3ct0patr0num]

"Matt always answers his phone even if he is kissing or something"

Didn't you say in the last one he's never been kissed..?

lol..

[extremesmiles]

why can they all drive planes?! arent they like 15

why can they live alone and fly planes and how can the stepdad find them if they ran off in a fucking random plane

[me0wkitten]

the music is perfect.

[katymullins72]

There's so many things that frustrate me about this, I can't even tell you.

[bitelip7]

Ronstadt doesn't need old Guy smoochies

[ellieelectrixx3]

"oh he is abusing me and trying to kill my friends"

i love how casually she says that lol

[DaftArtifex]

jessica looks pissed off. oh wait she is a part of THIS shit

[plaidplatapus]

Oh. is his name step dad...

[AlexR2648]

@plaidplatapus That would explain a lot, actually. Since he killed both her parents, he couldn't have married Marissa's mother.

[plaidplatapus]

lets just not even recognize a couple of teenagers who know how to hotwire and fly a plane, and i thought "marissa" was shot in the stomach she just gets up and walks around the plane, you know visits her sister nbd. FAMILY REUNION TIIMEEEE :|

[XxinuyashaloverlolxX]

xDD this is so horriable xDD i laughed my ass offed

[EveryDayOfSummer]

I wish this was a troll.

[Broadborn]

Yes her stepdad also hot wired a plane and chased them all the way to fucking Canada.

[halleluya09]

I got shot in the stomach, but are you ok? He punched you!

[AlexR2648]

Obviously someone doesn't know what happens if you try to cross the border in an aircraft. Here's what: YOU GET INTERCEPTED AND FORCED DOWN. You have to call Customs and Border Protection days in advance and schedule a half-hour window in which you can cross.

Hotwiring the plane is the least ridiculous part of this.

[ohbabyxitstorii]

and why is there a beach right next to a windmill farm..

why is this not making any sense at all

[ohbabyxitstorii]

omg the comments to these videos are just too much i cant even read them all theyre all like every thought i have in my brain OUT LOUD BECAUSE YOU GUYS SAID THEM OMG I LOVE ALL OF YOU asdghjk

[ThePhattass]

marissa we have to go before your step dad comes and gets you even tho were 4 hours away lol

[ZeoTactics]

*shoots arm* "Go to bed you SLUT!!!!"

genius writing right there.

[pokableness]

Does Jessica know how to hotwire my bran because after reading that it doesn't work anymore

[smileforyoux]

Dammit matthew. you let the plane crash. what the hell is wrong with you?! THIS IS WHY JESSICA FLIES THE PLANE.

[smileforyoux]

AND THESE PEOPLE NEVER THOUGHT TO CALL THE POLICE. NOT ONCE.

[smileforyoux]

"oh he is abusing me and trying to kill my friends, so we ran away from him in an airplane."

[dragana21]

Jessica has to teach me how to hot wire incase someone leaves their airplanes lying around.

[dragana21]

@dragana21 and fly to random places just like that.

[adventuretime628]

BY THE WAY

you don't get shot in the stomach, and the arm, then walk away fine.

you'd be dying from internal bleeding.

[adventuretime628]

love the terrible music choices that totally don't fit the story

[xInTheFreeFallx]

Please don't die. Wait, what was that? I'm the one with the whole in my stomach from a gun and it's gushing blood? Nonsense, you got punched, you're probably going to die. #AnEmoLife

[dorkylemonade]

*the plane starts shaking and the plane crashes*

okay

[xHannahMarie1x]

Don't you just love it when people leave airplanes lying around?