Triads, Yardies, and Onion Bhajees

[crumbzy1]

BIGGEST LOAD OF SHIT IVE EVER SEEN 

[JEM4JS]

it wasnt the best film. but it was one of those that you didnt want to turn off .thought it was quite entertaining even if the acting wasnt the best.

[pikewad]

haha was terribly brilliant but not to bad for a lowbudget film. I love how out of all the different race of people the english speak the worst english.

[hunnam81]

For a low budget film it wasn't too bad, think the main character was a terrible actor but surprised at how well Dave Courtney acted. The storyline wasn't the best, but it could be really good with a few tweaks by removing parts of the script, dropping the terrible Yardie scrapyard part and instead having them chasing him for the money. I'd say for low budget this was good, but could have been a lot lot better.

[cocopopsboy]

what a load of shite so amateur it looked liked it was made by a media studies studednt in half term week, cant believe a producer and director would actually release it and not be embarresed

[ianc100011]

Fliping cool low budget move

[mylovelymayomammy]

Man this is awful...........don't want to be too harsh and sound like a You Tube keyboard warrior but absolutely dire from the story to the acting. Sorry

[jefffkinmead]

gayer than the larry grayson show im afraid

[WizzartProductions]

The idea was good but the film needed more work on. The whole thing felt rushed. The dialogue was amateur and camera shots did not correspond well with the narrative. But no matter what i would like to say respect on all the effort you guys must of put in, i know it is extremely difficult especially when financing is low.

[Ingleburt]

terrible.

[cashpanache]

The totally unrealistic storyline was written by Manish Patel who played Singh. He's a piss poor writer which is on par with his acting skills. Dreadful film. I watched this for free and still felt ripped off.

[whatdis1]

where the bloodclat yardies de.Me na c noone uno man a take this yardman ting as a joke ting.uno pussyhol fools

[rcrudge]

Also their meant to be gangsters yet all the indians live in council flats even the top guy, whats all that about he,s fucking buying into wembley and cant get himself a better drum, even a council house would be a step up, come on sort it out drug dealers of this level dont live in council flats unless there flat out junkies

[rcrudge]

Got to agree with the rest of the comments this film isn,t great i,ve seen a few cheap films and while they aren,t all great, i gotta say this film is really bad, not saying i could do better then i dont claim to be a producer, if anyone in film is a real gangster i,d string the producer up he hasn,t shown you in a good light.

[catalystleader]

Sounded like 1/4 of the dialogue was "fuck you" or variations of that. Anyways, moral of the story is that we need to purify Britain.

[MrMarvellousmarvin]

Shit video, & Dave Courtney is a fucking GRASS!

[khan12345100]

fucking indian pussys

[weedyak]

@khan12345100 indians pakis bengalis are all the same race

[Rdrtw]

Terrible, 10 min was more than enough

[phatrockmusic]

wanted to get to the end of this film but just couldn't make it. on the plus side the sound track was good.

[sterland2011]

worst film EVER! .. What the fuck is wrong with the colour? and just out of interest how the fuck would you get bags of coke inside onion bhajees anyway! Fucking stupid!

[Lukapho]

Hilariously terrible

[rankinturk]

guy ritchie has as much taste in making films as picking brides.cunt.

[sairabshah]

not enjoyable

[DonPl4ya]

wankas

seriously u let ur side down big time

[DonPl4ya]

This is the most boring cheap ass shit ever made...u tube should fuk it off....seriously u boys wana make a movie...find me...I need serious people not know show off wana be cant talk titty showing half ass boys..."we dont die we multiply...fukin wats that some fkin apache indian bull shit....find me

[Taylor20k07]

this is awful

[1x12x23x3]

1 HOUR - 39 MINUTES AND 41 SECONDS REMAINING 4 THE FILM TO FINISH AN I EXTERMINATE MY TV --- THE FILM IS SHITTTTTTT

[07754866999]

bains your a punk

holy smako can suck my balls

[mattshep29]

load of bollokx,watched 2mins and would rather be watchin midget porn,,,,so im off to ov guide to watch some midget gimp porn,,laters,,

[shannystube]

waste of time..shit cheep movie,most of them cant act lol

[thugzmansion786]

the most shit movie i have seen in my lifee fucking rubbish acting and overall A WASTE OF TIME... im lucky i only had to see a few mins to realise.

[bindiyay]

The most sensible line in the whole thing? "How can someone like /you/ /pray/?"

The Indian actors are irritating to say the least. The others can swear tastefully and act at least. Script should be able to build tension, without the need for 'dramatic This Is Something Bad Happening Right Now/This Is A Prayer/This Is Chinatown music' dictating how viewers should be feeling in each scene.

Potentially good plot let down by bad production values and mediocre 'acting'.

[lionhillmassive]

just watched two minutes if this shit not working for me at all, the dialogue is atrocious couldn't the writers of this low budget piece of shit do any better? I'm sick of all these fake pansy ass faggots.

[jay75533]

load off shit this movie is wank

[pitspider77]

what a bag of bollox this film i would be ashamed to have been in this film

[HurdyGurdyMen]

Awfull

[millwallmainia]

this film has made me cry!!! it is FUCKING SHIT

i've had more fun watchin watching paint dry

[Cakaholic365]

British film? 6m Dollers????

So the Sterling ain't good enough now!

[jake6159]

what a shit film all about wanna by plastic gansters what a disgrace

[gdhillon99]

What a shit film

[briansamantha16]

Good Sounds, Well Made

[AliveSubs]

Yardies

[labradorcurrent]

skeen