Matt Berry - Relaxation Podcast

[TheDannyhair]

is it weird that i got naked and rubbed my genitals

[paradanmellow]

7:40 forty fivehh hh

[waitingformypopcorn]

That was more than 100 seconds!!

[MarkRiches]

I dont know how I got here...but I'm really sad now :(

[SgtTravisBickle]

Don't stuhop. DO NOT STOP-uhuhuhmmdeh.

[mindajudge]

God?

[LordGrimmie]

Do not listen to this podcast, in the caaaeeeeerrrrrrggh.

[Roboblob223]

this should be on fear factor

[trollolololololo]

I...I feel violated.

[AnimalRock18]

is this guy god?

[KesselRunner606]

This is the first time I've felt abused watching a youtube video. 

[jonnyneo53]

Is this the wierd part of youtube?... Is... is this Hell??? The Twilight Zone, perhaps?!?! No. Its Worse. MUCH worse. Its... ITS... Matt Berry's Relaxation Podcast.

[LawlietHaibara1412]

XD

[SgtTravisBickle]

Who else came?

[MissBiguk]

Errrrr... Just listened to the whole thing. This is quite disturbing... lol

[MissBiguk]

He has the best voice in the world! loool

[Iaantyne]

he skipped 81...

[allshowpsn]

he skipped 85

[DirtyDubstepSoldier]

"In the Carrrrrrrrrr"

[arzoo82]

this has god to be a spoof of richard bandler and not to be taken seriously. I found it hilarious!

[MrSwordsman92]

2:57 sounds like the noise i make when i fart into te toilet. i can definitely imagine this being recorded in the toilet.... good for echoes

[AF6H4N1ST4N]

He is so funny in IT crowed that I no longer take him seriously, infact the podcost made me laugh.

[jella11]

@AF6H4N1ST4N

You honestly think this is supposed to be serious?

[shoplifting1is1fun]

I feel violated.

[christschinwon]

Boil Linda? Over my dead body you baaaaastard!

[danburycollins]

in the caaaarrrrrr....



[Snotlingfondler]

I'm not a stupid cunt =C

WELL... maybe a little.

[Kazekoge101]

Matt Berry is GOD.

[Chrotisofus]

My ears are burning.

[jatoskopie]

Jen. Have sex with me. Now. XD

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

"please resist" makes me want to do a wee! LOL omg this is the best video ever LOL now you are totally relaxed -fart-

[ramilion1]

wow listening to matt berry rub one out really made me feel more relaxed

[gh05teh]

@ramilion1 go to 0:45 Listen to the school cats!!

[newyorkphantom]

1. Turn on Transcribe Audio

2. Go to 0:49

3. Read.

[MonkeyBoy2194]

People do realise this is a joke? This guy's a comedian and he's just taking the piss.

[fastmclaren71]

i like how he can take 1 word, exaggerate it and make it piss funny. lol

[baward]

Disgusting. Mmmmmmmmmmm :-)

[ricardo2323]

cutting edge comedian............ check out his vangelis

[dance2noise002]

in the caaaaaaaaaar

[nickthelick]

God, I'm cracking up!

[dillbox2010]

eridesco.

[AshleyJxy]

I love love love Matt Berry! I used to be from Iran.

[MUYA123SLAYER]

@AshleyJxy Where u from now?

[Chinkeyface]

honestly that voice cracks me up every time i hear it

[termin9r]

they should do a remake of Dark Place bringing it into the 21st century - the original 80's series was fantastic - I still have my VHS copy!

[JohnMstudios]

@termin9r that would be terrible, they could never make it like it was before.

and it's only 7 years old.

[Merobotz]

In the Caaaaaar

[Mojosixtynine]

Watched "The IT Crowd" and looked up this man.. Karisma at it's best

[therapee]

It's a joke. Laugh at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oliveriosteinn]

the part from 5:30 to 7:15 kind of reminded me of the Beatles "Revolution 9" of the White Album, played backwards hehehehe incredibly strange and charming :)

[FrogmanINDK]

can I put my clothes back on?

[OlyDrumBum]

Lets take it to the MAX!

[batman53092]

In the caaaarrr

[raellos]

What does he whisper at 1:51 behind 'fall asleep'?

[AizenSoze]

@raellos masturbate. for reals.

[raellos]

@AizenSoze Haha! Brilliant.

[nero198803]

@raellos hahaha, good hearing!

[jaipskd100]

No.

Nightmares about midnight rapists.

[Kazekoge101]

@jaipskd100 I had a nightmare were I WAS the midnight rapist.

[PhoenixMoonbeam]

this kinda reminds me of blue jam by Chris Morris, very much in that style, I guess like father, like son, Reynolms that is..

[unholyimage]

Had to switch to speakers midway. Just too gross having a guy breath in my ear that way.

[dangerous3168850]

I don't want this guy near me

[Luduin]

@dangerous3168850 are you joking? LOL

[waitingformypopcorn]

@dangerous3168850 really? I was just thinking the opposite. :\

[birdtomahawk]

"no description available" is the best description for this video

[Proofix]

lolll hahah

[05fingaz]

Now thats a kind of twisted poetry!

[1prozzak6616]

Hey that's not my voice.

[psichomiko]

I masturbated with him and i couldnt tell if it was me or him making those sounds i think we harmonized

[codeastronomer]

This is scarily like Paul McKenna's 'Instant Confidence' hypnotherapy CD.

[SgtTravisBickle]

@codeastronomer Totally.

[Guardian19911]

this shit is messed up.

[batman53092]

I listened to it in the car.....He was right....bad idea.

[Nardril]

@batman53092

in the caarrrrrrr

[yoginiclare]

I think my subconsious mind just beamed up into the 5th dimension via the Sperm Whale. The voices have gone after listening to this, its taken years to become healed from these demons- Thanks to you Dr Matt i am now the mother to a baby Tiger. x

[mayflyforyou]

.....holy fuck

[tiger6935]

Loved him in the IT Crowd :D

[Jc447]

He skipped 46...

[angelicMisha]

I think listening to this has made me pregnant....

[ezza101ify]

wtf im picturing somone listening to this who genuinley thinks this is real lol this would give me nightmares

[a1280]

hey it's the voice from ANT & DEC's 'PUSH THE BUTTON'!

any 'cool factor' associated with Matt Berry has officially left the building.

[TehRyan2oo9]

Innnnnn the kurrrrrrrrrrr

[JeramyTheGirl]

BLIND 80. I didn't know we were playing bingo ...

[jjlacey3]

love it

[BrutalCadaverRape]

wtf!

[thunderpeel2001]

Loved it until the 6 min mark, then it became the old Little Britain joke. Came back with style, though.

[commissionergordan]

Incredible, how do you say all that without even moving your lips?

[rtoplass1985]

LOOK! A dead fly!

[LiamJamesx91]

When he asks me to take off all my clothes...I get too excited <3

[romythayers]

fucking genius, i cant stop laughing! bits got real intense there.

[KomodoDragonLady]

If John Gacy made a relaxation tape.

[sacre]

(continues listening)....er.....?!

Laughter took over. Via shock.

[sacre]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or be all hornified like Tamsin Greig's character listening to the Shipping Forecast!

*blush*

[thelexus]

...I came

[bonerhone]

My personal hero. Jealous that Matt Berry is not my father.

[isabiggles1]

What the hell.... I just woke up and it's been eight hours since I listened to this.

Crashed my car too.

[merobots]

This had me in histerics.

[merobots]

It made me laugh.

[signis94]

What the hells that noise?

[kuhboom22]

Dexter?

[NoekieB]

4  people listened to this in the caaaar.

[smoothgoomer]

It feels strange... what's happening....

[plugindave]

relax enough.... to (masturbate) fall asleep

[captaindropkik]

tried actually doing it with my eyes closed but as soon as you start hearing him masturbate.. i just burst out laughing :')

[inc0002]

FYF PEOPLE! ITS 2:51 HERE AND I COULDN'T GET TO SLEEP! NOW I NEVER WILL!!!

[grendelee]

Thanks! This is really relaxing and it helped me fall asleep! Matt Berry has such a great voice!

[mevidek]

the orgasm part was one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[DRAINPIPE57]

SO HES THE PRAT VOICEOVER THAT TOTALLY RUINS THE ABSOLUTE 80S RADIO STATION CANT STAND HIS VOICE ALSO SPOILT THE CHILDREN IN NEED 50 GREATEST MOMENTS PROG ON BBC3

[DGMRuadeil]

in the ceaaarrrrr

[mrzilla]

Genital Department

[breeno12301]

Matthew Berry's orgasms are terrifying.

[mcallen83]

Parody of Paul Mckenna - sleep like a log

[AFairs1990]

I dare anyone to stare at the picture whilst listening to this with headphones. The power of Berry's voice makes it move.. Bliiiiiind...

[KyleEvansOfficial]

hahahaha this is amazing

[sacboy9]

VOLCANICTY!

[jafacake09]

Genuinely scared the shit out of me.

[osnad]

Fourty-six !

[frankovich213]

It's obvious that scary bit is just a sped up voice layered over a slowed down voice but I'll admit It sounds scary as hell and I don't know why. It's probably that we associate those sounds to being scared because we've all heard similar things in demon movies etc. but damn that shit is scary.

It reminds me of one time I was camping and I was trying to tune the radio and I picked up something that sounded very similar. It was weird.

[warriorofwrestling]

@frankovich213 Certain radios seem to pick up weird stuff if you tune them in a particular way. I had an old karaoke machine with a radio on it-if you moved the thing right to the end and applied pressure to the tuner, it would make a weird 'woowoowoowoo' noise and then pick up voices and shit. Pretty sure I was tuned to a police radio or something at one point from what I picked up of what they were saying. Weird shit

[frankovich213]

@warriorofwrestling Lol That's awesome!

[04A13]

I'm sure it says have a wank when it says fall asleep.

[GlasgowWall]

BLIIIND EIGHTY

[amtek666]

"fall asleep"

[hxc972]

HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA

[didorins]

I'll start a back count from ... one  hundred. ROFL

[robertmatfin]

Does anyone know where I can download a version of this?

[tk4422]

@robertmatfin all of his podcasts are available to download for free on itunes.

[Eodred]

this made me extremely aroused...

[BustedHeart]

@Eodred I was worried I was the only one.

[stevebritgimp]

relax

d

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

05.01 nearly at the station!

[elkhadi]

05:55...

"Useless cunt... That's what you are..." Useless cunt... like a shooting staaaaar? XD

[MarkP0rter]

stupid cunt

thats what you are

[MyMumsCatSays]

Ashraaaaa!

[redundalk]

genius ..

[TheGherring]

this guys is an absolute genious..

[modoZaffa]

I likes and favourited this video after only 2 seconds

[AcheroniD]

@modoZaffa That's because you're good at life

[fuckamericanidiot]

Useless cunt! nnnn-huh-hnnnnnn that's what you are!

[JettAhh90]

LMAO! what the hell?!

this is NOT relaxing!! lol

[roryphelan]

jesus christ. scary shit

[433nicole]

holy hell this was scary but so hilarious!!!! <3 matt berry!

[Jdeadevil]

Matt Berry's awesome XD

[booshgrrl]

twenty ni-i-i-ine

[Benjaminacus]

I could listen to this over and over again. And I will.

[Bootstrap193]

this just made me laugh

[Crimsonfire08]

My God, this is disturbingly funny. Matt Berry should narrate my life.

[digitalwarfares]

This is so disturbing, but it makes me laugh. Especially the random orgasmic noises lol

[Simmonsized]

I've never been more relaxed in my life!

[eedobaba7727]

I'm wearing headpho-

*falls face first to sleep*

[SEMIBLACKFROST]

HEY HEY HEY he looks like sylar from heroes..like a british version...with a better voice.

[ThatsNotPoetry]

I am *not* relaxed.

[curbdancer2002]

this guy is hilarious

[kalebpage]

did anyone else actually put headphones on when he says to??

[Munjeej]

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

[merobots]

@Munjeej

Scarred little boy?

xDD

[Munjeej]

@merobots I was molested by Matt's voice.

[akiman89]

Genital department?

[Jt03z]

very original

[SpankRamen2]

"When things begin to protrude, speed up the rubbing motion."

Matt Berry is off the wall.

[GenyaArikado]

he's so funnny