Commentary: YOU DO NOT NEED TO RECYCLE YOUR SPERM, DAMN IT! DX

[GoGoVengo]

Gay retard. I beat you batti boi.



[Majorasword64]

Is that his fucking excuse for shitting himself? When I get stressed I either fantasise about killing a bad guy or witch or hit someone ( 1) being the most used.)

[Majorasword64]

I mean I know he has autism but for fuck sake I think he has something much worse with him.

[Majorasword64]

........... WHAT THE FUUUUCKK IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY!

[jjgreen10]

I like the commentary, but may I just ask, do you have a microphone?

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

@jjgreen10

I do have one, but due to family related problems I do not have access to it. BTW, I suggest you sub to my alt account: youtube dot com / lulz84

[DaHamsterLuva]

Woah everything was great and funny until you said about killing himself.....DUDE not cool! Never say that about anyone no matter how strange or weird they are! He can stay alive....it's fun hating on him!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

@DaHamsterLuva

...You've obviously never heard of Chris' latest doings have you?

[CloneOfJoster285]

When I saw some Chris-Chan's videos, I forgave AKnotholeResident.

[Simpsonsfan1011]

Where is the wrong clip from?

[thgodofwar]

@Simpsonsfan1011 My most hated show: Scrubs.

[GoblinsnHobbits]

this bideo wins the win cup.

[GoblinsnHobbits]

@GoblinsnHobbits

lulz. this *VIDEO* >.> sorry for my failspell :P

[hotwhire]

Does he not understand that stomach acid would tear it apart? and it goes into the blood then into the blatter... not into the testicles..

[hotwhire]

Hey Arbiter!

[albee1000]

Hm. Chris browns his shorts whenever someone yells at him - according to Chris, of course. So, then, what is the lesson we take from this?

Yell at Chris. A lot. As loudly as you possibly can.

[8bitAnthems]

I don't know how much you've followed Chris since you posted this video, but I heard that Chris has gone even further off his rocker lately by cross-dressing at home and in public.

The new habit of his apparently stems from a desire to attract tomboyish women and his twisted concept of "opposites attract", but it only accentuates what Chris really is outside and in.

[Kalenos]

...sane and sounded minded? ..in WHAT reality? ...WHY does my woman think I should feel bad for this.. thing? I DO NOT understand... :/

[timjimrichy]

I FUCKING LOVE THE WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG PART

[SuperSteve180]

masterbation is a common male practice but that is not something you reveal on the internet.

[castingsinkers]

I can respect someone if they did that shit, but the second they tell me, I lose all respect and will do unspeakable, unlawful, and sinful things to him/her

[Brianak1000]

Where can i find the soundclip at 1:48 ?

[Atreyu54321]

@Brianak1000 Another youtuber said it. His name is "makemebad"

[MoistKiwiGames]

Looooooooool

[TheKiraDood5]

Bo Rai Cho puke sound effect from mortal kombat DA

[THEGREYFRIKINTROLL]

If I wAZ WOmAN I WOULD RATHER CUT OUT mY VAG AND EAT IT THEN DO THIS GUY

[Globalgladiator7]

Im starting my own videos in the summer and I have youngbloodfantasy91 helping me out so ya Im pritty much a new commentator. :)

[Globalgladiator7]

Hey Patch, can I use that "What the Fuck?" soundbit in my first commentary on GyroHedgie453 in the summer?

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

@Globalgladiator7

I don't understand why you had to ask me, but oh well, sure! :)

[Kristanni20X6]

@SonicTheJackrabbit Where was that clip from anyway?

[KillDozer123]

0_0

Excuse me for a second.

*throws up*

Sorry, but this won the INSTANCE to said that. XD

[jmario232]

When he said that I laughed but also felt sick. That is freaking disgusting. It is not cool to recycle anything from the body. When you bleed do you recycle your blood? No you throw it away in the trash. The same goes for snot, piss, shit, earwax, puke, etc. You do not recycle stuff from the body. It is gross. This 27 year old pedo is creepy as shit and disturbs me.

[iheartnes]

"You don't have to do it if you don't want to."

No I think I'll pass. lol

[ultimateanimefighter]

Words cannot describe.... the sinking feeling i get from chris' video.

[tbone2004]

I don't know if you've been to the CWCKI, Patch, but there's one tidbit about the "Adult Diapers" (or "Butt Garments" as Chris retardedly calls them)

His mom "Snorlax" made him go to the store to buy them cause she got pissed at him for always washing the shit stains out of his underwear. Believe me when I say that. He's lying about "a troll sent them to me", something he's known to do a lot. (Go look up "List of Chris's Lies" on the CWCKI while you're at it! XD)

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

@tbone2004

Wow. Mother like son eh?

Seriously, why the hell didn't she tell him not to shit his own pants and actually go to the fucking bathroom. WHAT KIND OF PARENT IS THAT!?! *double facepalm*

[tbone2004]

@SonicTheJackrabbit One who sleeps all day while having several cats lay on her.

[DemonicRemption]

@SonicTheJackrabbit A double facepalm will not satisfy me, as I feel my brain cells dying... I find it hard to believe,(and I pray this is not the case) that a 28 (going to be 29 if he hasn't undergone his b-day already) year old man isn't potty trained. I don't care if he his autistic. I don't think low functioning autistics are incapable of being potty trained! >:(

[tbone2004]

@SonicTheJackrabbit Have you seen the interview with Ivy, by the way? She reveals MUCH MORE about his little problem, going to so far to say he INTENTIONALLY shits himself! Don't bother telling him to act his age... HE WON'T DO IT...

[redjirachi1]

@SonicTheJackrabbit a)His horrid diet gives him "spastic bowel syndrome" and b)If she cared about her son, this video would not exist.

And no, Chris, you do not give autism a bad name. You give the whole of humanity a bad name. If this is the first thing aliens see of us, I won't blame them when they reach the conclusion that all mankind must be purged from the universe.

[sirpico123]

@SonicTheJackrabbit that fat lazy bitch of a mother deserves to wash his poo crapped pants, he lives on junk food because he cant cook proper meals(look at videos of his house) and takes little excercise

[metalshadowoverlord]

"Who are you? The Pube Muppet"

HOLLY SHIT! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

[MrCaptainJeff]

I'm sure Drew Pickles would LOVE to recycle his semen onto this fat man child faggot while he shits his pants for Drew to eat up.

[Idachan]

*after watching the first few minutes*

Permission to scream, please?

[Majorasword64]

@Idachan Permission granted.

[Idachan]

@Majorasword64

Thanks.

*screams insanely loud*

[EasternWind25]

Drew Pickles should pay him a visit, LOL!

[youngbloodfantasy91]

Chris Chan gives all autistic people a terrible name.

Dear lord, he will never, ever learn. Ever.

[tbone2004]

I don't know, Patch, I know some freaky women... *coughalixhenriolcough*

As for Chris, he's an annoying, egotistical, moronic, retarded manchild who gives all aspies, myself included, a bad name!

Also, thank you for the usage of my little picture from that epic fail of a fanfic reading! =D

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

@tbone2004

Heh. No prob. XD

[Gaomon752]

I hear he also drinks his semen

Sonichu TAS is truthful, swell, and funny

it is so much better than CWC

[H1GHLANDER360]

My god Chris Chan is more retarded then any manchild on the earth.

AKnotholeResident as well.