Two Fast Goals scored in 30 seconds

[gdeclippel1]

240P, old enemy we meet again !

[DutchGuy98]

press 2 for lever, 5 for Glee

[Eugene4251]

Press 5 for gay porn

[Masseyy093]

@Eugene4251 how about no

[awdosbiwding]

The other team who scored r gay faggets...any other team would have let the goalie have his 2 minutes of fame, fukin goal hungry pricks suck balls

[00candyman0987]

Press 2 for headbutt :P

[MrMEApollo]

is it me or is every single youtube video missing the 2nd to last second

[RobyFreak99]

0:00 - 0:02 = "Jörg Butt ist der Doofmann von Bayer Leverkusen.

xDDD

[66682466]

the guy who is laughing at the last second 0:44 ,I'm sure that he really enjoys his life a person must "enjoy little things" and take things easily and simple

[DjSplashDiscography]

EPIC FAIL!!

[iiSantoro]

pause this video, and then press 5, play the video and keep pressing 5, you'll hear the commentator saying gayboy, gayboy, gayboy....

[jojonjef]

fail ref is fail

[Ibraheem457]

if u wanna die laughing kep pressing 3

[AlanMtz123]

i love how the team just laughs realizing it was funny...instead of jumping the goalie after the game

[abnormalp2010]

joe hart wouldve saved that

[ArikAizen]

press 3 for Epic spanking!

[Merkesdalshady]

press 3 for spanking!

[toocool84]

wie geil ist das denn

[911goathead]

douchebag ref

[jomati95]

boah ist das bitter....

[TheSuryank]

lol ... the celebration didn't last long!

[asawidz]

serves them right for letting the goalkeeper take the pen

[harshal75]

omfg there is no 44 second it goes 43 to 45 lol

[harshal75]

lol xyulgan2010 has both top comments

[Txio01]

y they let te goalie shoot it? stupid....

[SATEncounter]

lol press 3 rape

[RavenCSS]

corrupted referee

[mhondoroify]

back atcha...bitch

[DoodLeBangPL]

Assfisting :D

[KraigVideoS]

Press 2 and you will see that goalkeepr is hiting player with elbow :D

[Pringelsism]

pause the video press 5 you will hear the commentator says '' reinforcements ''

[PopSkatePunk]

wtf is this langueh

[jenspyck]

@PopSkatePunk Its dutch 

[TheAdzar]

hahahaha, what a gay goaly

[AlbanianEminem]

@TheAdzar It wasn't goaly's fault. It's the refs job to ask the goalie if he is ready to start. And he didn't apparently.

[catasteaua13]

WHERE IS 0:44 ? Wtf !?

[gazaguy1995]

@catasteaua13 omg! YEA DUDE ! where the hell is 0:44 !!

[Rattenhoofd]

Ref isn't following the rules. He's supposed to check whether everyone's ready and then whistle for kick-off.

[Rohmanator]

it sounds more like rub my cock to me

[iCh3rry7]

shame the goal never counted :\

[0saintclark0]

@iCh3rry7 How do you know that? The referees whistle went just before we see the goalkeeper watch the ball sail over his head, so there's no reason to disallow it.

[iCh3rry7]

@0saintclark0 its because the all players on the field wernt ready so they disallowed it. i know its kinda stupid

[HaCkErCrACk360]

pause the video press 7 and play and keep pressing 7. youll here the commentator saying bump my cock. repeating haha

[Schnitzelterror]

Typisch Butt xD

[Xylugan2010]

i bet 26 people didnt have cock XD

[Masseyy093]

@Xylugan2010 but you love it

[hahameto]

lmao that sucks for the little red people

[adrianmuniz6195627]

press 3 it so wrong

[Giesi666]

pwned.

[LoVLyViVi]

ich versteh immer nur bayern leverkusen und Schalke :D

Hollandisch is mega lustig

[M1A2R1K]

stay pressing 3 you will see the goalkeeper fucking with a player

[rubi2448]

press 3 and you see what they do in free time

[mihailoisawesome]

why dislike this?! wdf



[TheCarlitos10]

jajajajajajajajajajjajajajajaj­ajahhahahhahahahahahhahahaha olooooooollll funy

[cat9854xdeadx]

Press 8 then 7, you will hear "Whose cock?"

Then you will hear an answer.

"My cock."

Also press 2 then 3, you will see like the goalie's carrying the player.

[stepdoter]

In my opinion, most funny is that teammates taking a laugh on the goalkeeper :D

[marcisthabest]

praat toch NL we zijn allemaal hollanders

[vFighterHD]

press 6 for my bum

[MrSpikeyness]

The ref shouldn't be starting the game until all players are ready anyway. But...funny as hell haha.

[alexbarlw]

@MrSpikeyness Don't think so, under normal circumstances when all the players are in their own half you're good to go. If the keeper ran to near the half way line to congratulate another player scoring and the other team were ready to kick off he'd have to dash back quick. You can't imagine he could stroll back then give the thumbs to to the ref when he's ready!!

[nohkra]

You can't blame Butt for this, but rather his fellow players, if they hadn't returned to their half before he reached his goal the referee couldn't have started the game again and therefore the goal would not be undefended.

[0WLable]

press 9= hold your shoulder hold your shoulder

[pacior77]

pres 3 3 3

[ragingtorpedos]

how does the keeper take the penelty wtf lol what a sad team

[xXRotusXx]

@ragingtorpedos

The keeper is Hans-Jörg Butt, he can shot penaltys very good and now he is the keeper of Bayern Munich...

[Samuelity1]

Thats why goalies shouldnt take fucking penalties

[magicboy2113]

press 7 the commentator saying FUCK MY COCK



[gangsterblaster]

keep pressing 3

[TheMystifizinski]

welche sprache spricht der kommentator??? :D iwas deutsches... :P

[HoganTon]

@TheMystifizinski das is holländisch

[TheMystifizinski]

@HoganTon

ups, das is jetzt leicht peinlich :D :D

ich dacht das wär iwie son schweizer dialekt oder so ;)

[HoganTon]

@TheMystifizinski

schweizerdeutsch hört sich aber ziemlich ähndlich an

ps: bin nämlic hschweiza ;)

[Haavis97]

@supermakan yeah, i dont know what the hel the referee was doing ..

[McCheesington]

@Haavis97 They scored because the rest of their team was probably back in their own half. If everyone is back in their own half, the ref can carry on play. The team should have made sure someone was in the oppositions half until the keeper got back

[supermakan]

Its not fair as the goalkeeper is not ready...

[K4LPZ]

Hold down 3 and you will see the keeper shagging one of his players.

[mikyu1980]

AHAHAHHAHAH

[Xylugan2010]

pause this video, and then press 7, play the video and keep pressing 7, you'll hear the commentator saying my cock my cock my cock..

[strandrex1]

@Xylugan2010 it's actually "of my cock" xD

[adrijus100]

@Xylugan2010 didn't let me at firsdt said it ahs a curse :D

[Mitkools4ruler]

@Xylugan2010 Press 6 he wil say and dumb

[CCtjehh]

@Mitkools4ruler he says "en dan" who does that sounds like dumb? XD

[boonceZz]

@Xylugan2010 haha he says the name of the goalscorer mike hanke :D

[vandeboxxx]

@Xylugan2010 das gewoon nederlands man sukkel

[nikimaster]

@Xylugan2010 :-D well actually he says mike hanke ;-)

but my cock is more funny, i agree

[EinfachAdam911]

@Xylugan2010 PAUSE this vdeo ??

[DiamontZephirify]

@Xylugan2010 I understand: suck my cock :D

[Cl3ptomanicx]

@Xylugan2010 search for hobbies

[kj14s07]

@Xylugan2010 Sounds like put my cock in? whats that all about?

[SKATESH007ER]

@Xylugan2010

Mike Hanke scored ;) Not My cock

[sneekybeever]

@Xylugan2010 haha if you go before my cock it says F my cock haha

[PwNaGEOwNiNg]

@Xylugan2010 lol its like hes saying up my pumkin

[JaylynBMusic]

@Xylugan2010 i dnt work :(

[objectoflust]

@Xylugan2010 4on top of that if you keep hitting 4 he say cum cum cum over and over

[pedjazoo]

@Xylugan2010 haha this shit really works!

[Cobeysean]

@Xylugan2010 Hilarious!! 

[AwzmDude]

This shouldn't be allowed... Everyone should be in their positions.

[dave7491]

well the goalkeeper was getting cocky so... ya know

[Teeball2004]

No goal keeper was not ready

[afteryoufriend]

epic fail

[SharikTheReal]

In normal circumstances, the ref would have given more time... He just forgot that it was the keeper who scored

[Henrick1976]

the goal should not count... the kick off was not performed properly! Hanke is playing the ball himself and shoots on goal!

Nevertheless nice move ... taking advantage of the stupidity of the Leverkusen players. a single player standing in the middle circle would have avoided the goal

[giggity5313]

Did you film this shit with a fucking microwave

[alexalvesjr]

Olha a cara do LUCIO depois do gol!!!!

[darkelfproductions]

just incase you dont know the person who scored the 2nd was german striker Mike Hanke

[zarif11894]

even the players who just scored on are laughing :P

[kloindi]

@zarif11894 hehe yes ^^

[AznDanny1]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[amazingdany]

"Hehe, I'm gonna be a hero in the papers tomor... (GOAAAAAAAAL!) Oh, what the hell...?"

[Noobslayer32]

hahaha that keeper must be gutted

[13kamil13]

good shot though accurate:)

[Xtremegamefreak23]

how did he get a penalty shot anyway and i bet the 2 guys were like "next time run faster you bitch"

[whvceltic]

@Xtremegamefreak23 the goalkeeper Butt was the regular penalty kicker during that days for Leverkusen

[Thetennisboy1]

lol, that's why the goalies don't should score at all!

[quiz88s]

0:41 hahahah the good side of football xD

[8300HAXX]

ROFLMAO

[8300HAXX]

roflmao XD



[theblacktippingpoint]

i love how all the plays just laugh

[lela04]

hahahahaha what a mistake by that goalie, why didnt he hop over to the cantina as well to fetch himself a cold drink!

[hungherooo]

hahahah I like that

[vladdyboy1239]

referee should check only at start and halftime, everyone was on their piece of pitch so match could continue

[Baabus]

I like that the defenders just laughs afterwards

[UnixDaniel11]

The refs only check if the keepers are ready at the start of a half, not after every goal. As a pro soccer player, the keeper should have known better so it's his fault.

[Gickbox360]

As far as I know the referee only has to check whether goalkeepers are ready at the start of the first and second half of games, not after goals

[josephvincent2010]

that is so shameful for that goalie because he scored a goal then got caught up in celebrating and forgot about the game lol

[kobyv555]

it doesnt count

[SamStar42]

If the only person in your team who can take penalties well is your goalkeeper then quite frankly you deserve this.

[TheRaconteurs1234]

@SamStar42 bayern munchen (munich) is a great team

[I3uttSweat]

@SamStar42 so true

[tjwhalan]

Terrible sportsmanship

[bcs758]

what an idiot

[since1899barcelonaFc]

He was taking to long thats why the ref blew the whistle

[jellyfishingftwlol]

@since1899barcelonaFc that's a stupid comment... sorry... but he ran the entire way back, you can't say it was taking him too long

find a different excuse >.>

[lalobc1]

Qe portero tan guey

[gtotheordon]

its the stupid goalies fault

[BranHudMapTV]

this is why you shouldn't be so cocky...because if you think you are perfect, you will never be..

[StayFlyPi]

love it :D

[Haavis97]

Is it possible to start a game, when the player Are not on there place?

[strechmetz]

@Haavis97 on there place? LOL

[Haavis97]

@strechmetz I mean if the keeper is in the middle of the field...? ?

[Haavis97]

Respond to this video...

[wrabowrabs]

@Haavis97

The referee is not responsible for the tactics of the team. The coach puts the players in places or the players themselves. When all the players are in their own half of the pitch (no matter the position) the game can start officially :)

[RobbenKing]

i saw this game live..xD

[KiwiCalledRehua]

Referee fail.

[MRdarkfal]

lol in nederlands!

[Vleertouwer]

All players have to be on their own side of the field, so basically this counts, because they were

[rustedgod]

Don't be retarded guys if you want to bring in 'the GK showed a sign that he was ready around 25 secs of this video with his hand up'.So are you guys telling me that he is ready with his back on the ball?Jokers.

[vidk1]

the scorer of the second goal later admited that no other player passed the ball before he shot it so even if the ref blew the whistle it wasn't a valid goal

[AlexanderLS]

only at the beginning of each half

[percivalg93]

thats crap every single player has to be ready

[MuzzyManOwnz]

lol the players have a laugh bout it, but ref shuld of checked......

[RetardedFriction1]

HAHA! even though this shouldnt count that was funny as hell!

[wfuihWEF]

If there's 2 goals in 30 secs why does the video go for 46 secs????,

[akaTheDevil]

@wfuihWEF first goal is at 7sec mark and second goal is at 31sec.

[Damage1994FIN]

@wfuihWEF Because first goal is made when 7 sec is played and the other one when

is played about 39 sec

[75SaJaPa82]

@wfuihWEF so dumm sowas zu fragen xD

[75SaJaPa82]

@wfuihWEF schalt mal´s hirn ein...

[Luneth503]

what's the name of this goalkeeper?

[H34rt0fD4rkness]

@Luneth503 Hans-Jörg Butt. He´s now goalkeeper in the team of Bayern Munich.

[arvindoproductions]

thats quick XD

[KabouterBenPk]

game.

[ThePearks]

this goal shouldn't count becuase the kick-off was wrong (hanke was the only guy who touched the ball at the free-kick)

[ThePearks]

if you look closely you see that the girl wasn't fair and shouldn't count because the kick-off wasn't made right.... hanke was the only guy who touched the ball ...

[NelsonCarinhas]

FAIL BIG TIME

[phengxiong15]

PWNED

[Ojalalluevapronto]

IS WRONG......IS OWNED

[88pie88]

lmao the goaly

[SaMmYbOiuK1997]

OOOWneDDD

[tehBLAX]

:42 beavis from beavus and but head

[ranjit4197]

HAHHA FUNNY

[jakeyandhisbass]

get OWNED

[ExtremEGuY10]

ow yeah i made a goal im the king.... Ow fuck

[ONPSX]

butt butt butt

[1479ozzy]

lol

[Dempseyboi8]

why the goalie was taking the pk is my question hahah

[doobberlin]

Ja, das ist Deutschland!