You're no Zombie - TimeSplitters: Future Perfect

[luigimario9100]

just press 2

[WorldCreator9999]

0:15 - giggity

[WorldCreator9999]

lol Jo-Beth - "your no zombie" Cortez - "meow (or yeah after hit to balls)"

[Bilson1966]

boy did I have a thing for jo-beth back in the day .. .

[Gamesta100]

WTF the featured video shown after watching this is a video on breastfeeding toddlers. All with a thumbnail of the chicks big tit hanging out.

[chstarpons4life]

this game is awesome. love it. these have to be the two heart pounding levels. so afraid to come face to face with something around every corner.



[vGallade]

hahaha i like how she just kicks him lol

[coolguyisinthehouse]

Is furture perfect the first time splitters?

[billtree52]

@coolguyisinthehouse No it's the third one.

[malkrow21]

coolguyisinthehouse -- Billtree52's reply kinda makes you wonder why they couldn't just call this TimeSplitters 3: Future Perfect, eh?

[TheHman567]

I want this remastered for ps3 awesome game

[xxfox37xx]

Press 2 = Pain

[TheSolidsnake116]

Cant.....STOP......pressing...­....3!!!!!

[DarkLunaRDZ]

I love that part XD lol

[Darklink666Mr]

I was sent here from inside gaming Daily

[TheEvilsbane]

if they make a Timesplitters Movie then Vin Diesel should be Cortez

[Starcraftgamer97]

@TheEvilsbane dude that would be epic!

[TheEvilsbane]

@Starcraftgamer97 i know right :D

[mosnaidei]

Damn those are some pretty good detail on the faces for a game of this age.

[SamTheGentleGhost]

SLUT.

[mickeleor]

Use the front door..... LIKE A BAWSS!!!!!

[mattiasmoller]

I hope this game gets a Remake for The PS3 and 360.

[NikaziO14]

cant. stop. pressing. 2.

[knifewieldingwomen]

Riddick?

[MiNDx1er]

BOOBS FTW!

[The7guys]

HD remake NAO!

[SammEater]

When I first played this game I didn't know english, now I LOL'D every time I see Jo-Beth's shirt. :P

[kakashi0812]

Press 7 then after he says "No" press 2 and he gets a surprise xD

[Jizarrd]

Best fucking part of this game imo.

[gecomaman]

if you pause when joe-beth kicks him you can see up her skirt

[TheFloodFourm]

@gecomaman Nice.

[KalogST]

I wonder what Jo-Beth's parents thought when she bought that shirt:P

[TEVEFYRA]

Best Game Eva (And this is the best map)

[SGoldSSilver]

Cortez > Duke Nukem

[shadow1999metal]

wtf that shirt says slut

[DoctorCandEMT]

Cortez= Vin Diesel

Jo-Beth= Ellen Page

:p

[MegaMac987]

vin diesel would play good as cortez no bull

[MegaMac987]

this video is funny as shid

[Dementedraz]

press 2 for epic falcon kick

[Spikehead777]

6 years later and Sgt. Cortez is still not a zombie.

[omnomSkittles]

next cutscene is more pervy..

*omniously creepy ladder to the basement*

Jobeth; You first.

*Cortez notices Jo-beth is in a mini-skirt*

Cortez: ...Okay.

[915nabi]

the fact that the game is funny is the reason why it's still in my game collection.

[oldannyboy37]

This needs to be a movie, and Bruce Willis needs to be Cortez.

[MegaEvilkitten]

@oldannyboy37 no no no vn deisel as corteez

[oldannyboy37]

@MegaEvilkitten Meh, Vin Deisel looks more like him but I don't really care for him as an actor. Just think of Die Hard and this mixed together lol.

[FACEJACKER1000]

the jo beth levels are SOOOO funny

electric zombes so unfair thats shocking sorry

[shadnic159]

I laughed half an hour when I first saw this

[defferwa]

Keep pressing 2 lol She kicks Cortez in the balls and you can see her panties

[defferwa]

Keep pressing 2 lol

[LckeStudios]

Fine. But I'm using the front door.

[SdM45]

And to think their next project was Haze:(

[simpsonfuturama1]

Timesplitters 2 still reigns supreme on the end

[XxRukoBluexX]

this game has rubbish definition and quality, but is still THE BEST GAME.

[OmegaTKB]

-Pussy voice- Ya...

-Cough- YEAH,I'm aware of that!

[BanditOfBandwidth]

1:05 bouncy ^ ^

[spear401]

6 people are timesplitters in disguise

[DebbyPowerMetal]

Jo Bethh!!!! My Fav charrrrrr!!!!!!

[DannyAran117]

When I was playing this I was like 10, and I didn't realize till now that her shirt says "SLUT" right across it... Now I understand why my parents broke my ps2...

[TheLuciferSDevil]

@DannyAran117 fuck them they still shouldn't have done that.

[MYLASTDESTINYtheband]

press 2 over and over

[TheNavySeal913]

@MYLASTDESTINYtheband owwww..... lol

[regdhgfdhfgjh]

wtf my game has alot better graphics than this

[jedi90210]

shes perfectly dressed for zombie killin'

[Ring2tapout]

me:cortez did you get kicked in the rong spoy?Cortez:0:19

[robbert1210]

I love this scene xD. I remember it clearly after 5 years

[repaate]

Is it just me or her boobs are bigger then they must be xD..

[CopyingNinjaKakashi]

"It's time to split!"

[Wolfark22]

6 ppl got kicked in the balls by a "slut"

[kalmahcarl]

Best "yeah" in the history of media! Damn I miss Time splitters, why the hell isn't it backwards compatible?

[mrLioneMafia]

"slut"

lolz

[chevychevelle396]

YEAH! Lol. Great part. Wish I still had a PS2 and this game.

[ogturney]

yeahhh

[rebeccaannhay]

Sgt. Cortez forgot to take his tanning goggles off.

[CoDBummer123]

who still goes online on the ps2 i do



[AmosTheTalented]

I think it's high time that Timesplitters was released for online download!

[BuddhaBassLine]

Boob. Jiggle. That is all.

[NotChukkov]

SLUT

[Snotnarok]

What FPS hero is better than Cortez? No one, because he kicks ass across the planet, and across time then discos at the end.

[IverBiggen1]

Cortez reminds me of Riddick with the deep voice and eye things

[myheadisbloody]

FOR INSTANT BALLS KICK; PRESS 2

[DmanHALFLIFEFAN]

@myheadisbloody LOL

[JakkaLakkaDingDing]

@myheadisbloody LOL

[myheadisbloody]

PRESS 2!!!!! XDXDXDXD

[IndysBack]

1:07

Haha. Boobies.

[Thelizzardcat]

Im from around here, and still have no clue about this haunted mansion! ^^

[rtomurad]

She's hot!!!!

[MrXgamer991]

add me if you like pie

[Calvin0135]

his voice reminds me of kratos from gow

[Gerbs1913]

lol keep clicking 0:19

[mistercool000]

man i miss this game

[troxmorgan]

The T-Shirt of the girl said: "Slut" Haha..

[10shadowhunter01]

I always hated this level >.< was to scary back then D:

[FishizzleBoy]

Girl had big boobies...my kinda game

[TatsuoRyoji]

...now i'm going to play this once again. Rock on, Jo-Beth!

[losferword]

LMAO best cutscene ever!

[DevilRipper]

@losferword I like the cutscene for the level right after this one, when they decend the ladder to the underground :p

[biggerthanlife01]

Her shirt explains her perfectly

[icychopsuey]

keep pressing 0:21 XD LOLZ

[metalpunkmussicjerk]

'yeah! Errhm.... Yeah"

[mostyghostly]

Who said that feminine "yeah" at 0:20 ? Cortez? o.O

[apoorpuppy]

@mostyghostly Yep.

[SpacePigeon5]

oh god if only i could find a ROM for this on the PC emulator.... :(

on a side note this game is fucking awesome and nothing will ever come close to the uniquness of it :D

[apoorpuppy]

@SpacePigeon5 Just XLink Kai and your original xbox and disc to play dude.

[Shogun1289]

@SpacePigeon5 just look for it on ebay if you have the console. i just got mine on ebay for a dollar brand new hehehe got lucky

[MiniStig101]

0:20 lol makes me laugh EVERY time

[915nabi]

I bought this game 5 years ago and now finally started playin it. Sooooo funny. I just finished this mission. Made me laugh a lot. =)

[michaelscott878]

this is like the best fps ever it had it all and wasnt just a single player story that would only take a few hours then nothing much else to do

[Iktumizai]

the facial animations are actually very good for this game and its time....best game evar

[squidzrule]

i have just got jed today all challenges gold yay!

[KFCSICK]

OMG everytime i hear him say no in a high pitched voice i laugh so hard haha brings back the memorys of this awesome game

[NikoTheThunder]

I sold my ps2.. But this game is the best reason to buy one again!

[MusicDefinesAll]

the voice acting is so engaging, like really.

[MrAndrewjs]

"......You go first"

[Axel9978]

Cortez: " Yeah, *Atem* Yeah, I'm aware of that."

=3

[Brandoboy9]

LMAO! i love how his voice is all high pitched after getting kicked in the nuts

[SoloRazaSoldier13]

CRITICAL HIT!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[Subzer0142]

Doesnt someone wonder how Jo-Beth looks different than on Timesplitters 2??

[crossbones07]

@Subzer0142 its not jo-beth on TS2, its mary-beth, her sister

[ScorpionLuigi]

jo-beth has epic boobs

[LordRedland]

Time to unleash the oth kickulator! Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub, wub wub wub wub wub!

[kazaanl]

her boobs told me she was a 'slut'

[robotface74]

@kazaanl shes also dressed like a hooker.

[icepure471]

man, i hopethe 4th one comes out at all, u can not beat this game

[AlmightySpadeCostume]

@icepure471 You cant... Speak for yourself :P

[Itachisasukekiller]

titties!

[maxfromtamworth]

5 years on, Game still pisses over ANY FPS to date, And this still makes me laugh

[capcomman1]

@maxfromtamworth finally some people that thinks the same thing

[hybrid1221]

@maxfromtamworth i'm so sad that i sold my PS2 and i bought Xbox 360. This game should also be for Xbox 360 and PS3 !!

[JMDub89]

@maxfromtamworth

I don't know about ALL first-person shooters, but this is still definately one of the best FPS ever made! :D

"Hey, you're no zombie!"

[kynigh]

@maxfromtamworth The campaign was one of the best!!! Such a nice game...

[atalis1]

I bet cortez have big balls with that deep voice :D

[davidiscoolnotschool]

this is a great game

[anteroXBash]

he looks like a cartoon riddick

[iDoCoversAndStuff]

Does anyone know the song in the background on this level?

The high pitched singing is so creepy, I have to have it.

[Soundninja200]

@iDoCoversAndStuff it is called, "Mansion of madness" look it up on YT. the link doesnt work for some reason.

[Z3ZP]

"Yeah... Uh, yeah!" Cortez is our soprano! :D

[PsiOpSecKid]

thats my fav misson

[halflife213]

hehe "SLUT"

[BringbackSWATcats]

Gotta love TS humor.

[MADxMONK3Y]

0:24

*High voice* "Ye"

[AnAppleADei]

If there is ever a TimeSplitters Movie, I think it's undeniable that Cortez would be played by Vin Diesel. I mean, talk about a perfect role. Deep voice, jacked, bald, and some comic relief. Now that would be fun to watch!

[305Nat]

jiggle jiggle at 0:12 lol

[DinoGuts]

sgt cortez has the voice of a black man!

[sinder87]

@DinoGuts The actor even played a awsome black man in Second Sight!

[MrTaffyMann]

@DinoGuts So does Vin Diesel

[PerseusLP]

Nope. It is a Vin Diesel a-like.

[majorchaos5000]

@DinoGuts but he's not his voice actor is tom clarke hill

[TheAtheistWanderer]

@DinoGuts

That's one bad ass black guy.

[sgfreak37]

@DinoGuts Though he may seem like that he is really voiced by Tom Clark-hill. Look him up, he does a lot things including voice overs and commercials.

[smallish225]

The mission after this is awesome  YOU CAN TORTURE A SIENTIST!!!!!! lol

[nenekaguya2]

@smallish225 Really? :O! How!? :D I'm getting the game tomorrow and I want to torture people! x_x

[koesalagoepagoep]

yeah cortez is the best

suck it up Vin Diesel

[BrittPatricia]

Haha I love this game SO MUCH!!

[Tounushi]

let's see 0:16...

lol.

[Phoenix55183]

sgt cortez is more epic in that game

[x21gunsx4everx]

i really like the scientist that is scrunched up into a ball tell himself "it's not real! its not real! its a bad dream! please make it go away!" for some reason, that part freaked me out cuz' it shows how fucked up these poor guys are.

[TheKillerQQQQQQQQQQ]

LOL This i ssoooo funny OOOOOOO Donny!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michformer]

0:16 OUCH

out of order

[midgerm]

ILL SUBSCREI TO YA IF YOU CAN RECORD THE INSANE SCIENTISTS

one of them taht i REALLY wanna heara again is the FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH FAST ZOMBIES

cause if you save him he will tell you

"i had to leave them i HAD TO, I CAN STILL HEAR THEM SCREAMING...THELL BE COMMING FOR ME SOON I KNOW THEY WILL"

[midgerm]

HEY UR NO ZOMBEH

...yea...ERHm YEA IM AWARE OF THAT

[josher2021]

they need a timesplitters movie, with vin deisle, awsome :3

[zeldaruleswii2]

:016 OWNED!

[neunmad]

All time favorite game.. however this part scared the shit out of me when i was 10 years old playing it

[daniel13789]

I love this mission! It scared my cousin :p

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

You're no zombie! -YEAH- Uh, yeah, I'm aware of that.

[SgtZippzapp]

boing boing :P

[MindDemon666]

YEEAH.

[DemolitionLovers905]

whenever i played this i always thought that girl was hot ahahahaha

[nitrodu13]

@DemolitionLovers905 I Think she's hot !!! hahaha

[DemolitionLovers905]

@nitrodu13 ahahah

[xxKLUTCH]

Jeds dead baby

[TheHunty2010]

what what! in the nuts!

[LILWALRUS78213]

what mission is this

[xRocketzFighterx]

Girl: Wait your not a zombie

Cortez: *high voice* yeah! *Ahem normal voice* yeah

Cortez: I'm using the front door

Girl: ???

lol

[bbruno95]

i love that game but on ps2 it was messed up so i had to buy the same game 3 times

[DJdude250]

love that shirt.

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

wait a minute... YOURE NO ZOMBIE! ''girly way: yeah...'' ehm ''manly: yeah!"

[masterreflex]

yaaaaaa

[Kheluva999]

But I'm using the front door. LOL

[kkjood100]

i have this game