Jared Application - iPhone & iPod Touch 2.0 3G - Singing smiley face app - hilarious - (Free App)

[rasinmonkey3000]

lol my guidence consoler at school made that app and sang that song :D I love mr.smith

[altrwkr]

If you could even call that Spanish. It was pretty much gibberish. Lol.

[kkjmmmnjh]

(English Version) Gardenia Silver Moon, which in my serenade song You go, You saw me singing, you see me crying today, my disappointment, bathed in moonlight streets, which were the cradle of my youth, I come to sing to my beloved, The Xelajú my silver moon, moon Xelajú, you knew lighting, in my nights of sorrow, for one sweet looking brunette,

[Gadgetbig]

how can jared be the best iphone app. i dont get it

[davidgr2]

Italian? Lol..It's 100% spanish Here are the lyrics of the part Jared sings .. It's a guatemalan waltz... "Luna de Xelajú" Luna gardenia de plata, Que en mi serenata, Te vuelves canción, Tú que me viste cantando, me ves hoy llorando, Mi desilusión, Calles bañadas de luna, Que fueron la cuna de mi juventud, Vengo a cantarle a mi amada, La luna plateada de mi Xelajú. This always puts me in a good mood... It's dumb but I love it. Idk y

[davidgr2]

This is funny as hell... It's spanish btw...

[zayirasings]

lol the guy who sings this is my school counselor, jared smith :P

[jinxpoop]

What language is this??? I'm gonna translate it......pls post someone

[DaniKaBam12]

thats so stupid

[86turkishman]

gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HotDragon95]

@86turkishman yeah well i called your boyfriend gay and he threw his purse at me! This is way better than the Rebecca Black shit, dont hate , appreciate <3

[deathofallkittys]

i had this app for my old mac 10 years ago. Nice that its still kept alive.

[FogellofDot]

You turn, you saw me singing, you see me crying today, my disappointment, moon-drenched streets, which were the cradle of my youth, I come to sing to my beloved, the moon my Xelajú silver, Xelajú Moon, Who knew light, In my nights of sorrow, For a sweet-looking brunette,

[supriseanalbutsex1]

brillant

[00Gr1mm00]

Just like the most apps.

[lalo4777]

its not spanish its like italian it just has some spanish words

just sayin lol

[259jdog]

Silver Moon gardenia, which in my serenade song You turn, you saw me singing, you see me crying today, my disappointment, moon-drenched streets, which were the cradle of my youth, I come to sing to my beloved, The my Xelajú silver moon, moon Xelajú, you knew light, In my nights of sorrow, For a sweet-looking brunette

[xxnissansilviaxx]

this is the gayest thing why wud u wasteur mem?

[karleksvenska]

OBEY JARED!

[butagaris]

Jared is the shittiest app ever!!! Steve Jobs Quit ur job!!!!

[hat1324]

@butagaris quit whining its free lol

[Pinwormx]

What about Freeverse Stapler?

[nerfboy423]

ijustines favorite app!

[BIGBMXC12345]

hey im viewer # 33,333 awesome!!

[JacksterLark]

i know who made it

[jici327]

i had this on my maxc in like... before 2000 XD

[badshans]

i have this app, it's cool!!

[airsoftbuddies50]

im working on an app that recognizes the bpm of the song thats playing and moves its mouth acordingly(its also a smiley)

[350ANDRE]

ahaha que graça

[jaberpuddle]

YES! YES! Y E S !!!!!!!!!!! YeS! yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssss!

I l-o-v-e!!! jared!!!!!

more jared please!!

[swiftpool]

wtf is it????

[UltraGiygas]

English translation:

Moon silver gardenia, That in my serenade, You become song, You who dress to me singing, see me today crying, My disappointment, Bathed moon streets, That they were the cradle of my youth, I come to sing to him loved, The silver-plated moon of my Xelajú, Moon of Xelajú, That you knew to illuminate, In my nights of pain, By a candy colored person to watch,

[123esben]

WOOHO !!! xD

[trogdor72]

I liked his song in the Macromedia Director Credits.

[BR612]

OK just to make it clear:

THIS IS SPANISH it is like a really drunk guy trying to sing

What is he singing?? The song is called "Luna de Xelajú" (Xelaju's Moon) written by Paco Perez.

How do I know this?? Because I'm from Guatemala and i've heard this song my entire life.

And this is a completely useless app but I still think is kind of funny!!

[fretymany]

I have jared also. I think hes frikken awesome! lol

[arturo1990]

!!!! i laughed when u shooke it xD

[PointlessFilmsHouse]

Jared "the butcher of song"!!!

[SawFanOo]

lol i seen that app that app didnt bother to get it either lol theres a lotta dumb apps out there

[NeoLudditeDave]

This is awesome. Jared has been around since I had my Apple Newton in '96. Love it!

[Tinaphan45]

Those are a waste of space to be honest

[sophiauch123]

at 0:27 it sounds like he says two gay babies.

and at 0:38 it sound like he says guy is banana! Lmfao.

[Kukenango]

Jared: The Butcher of Song

[AkuraLyronat]

Haha wow, I remember having that same application back on my PowerPC with Mac OS 8 back in like 1995. There was one called the Jared Choir too, there'd be 6 of them and they'd all sing in different keys and tempos - horrible.

[qwertycamtube]

get this app and play it at the same time as this vid it sound weird

[mapache11]

The whole song wouldn't fit in one comment so i put it into three.

It is from Guatemala.

Jared has indeed butchered it.

[NeoLudditeDave]

Yes, Jared is known in Spanish as the 'butcher of songs.' :) Thanks for posting. I've loved Jared since '96.

[mapache11]

Luna que me alumbró,

En mis noches de amor,

Y hoy consuelas mi pena,

Por una morena que me abandonó...

[mapache11]

Luna de Xelajú,

Me diste inspiración,

La canción que hoy te canto,

Regada con llanto de mi corazón,

En mi vida no habrá,

Más cariño que tú,

Mi amor,

Porque no eres ingrata,

Mi luna de plata,

Luna de Xelajú,

[mapache11]

Luna gardenia de plata, Que en mi serenata, Te vuelves canción, Tú que me viste cantando, me ves hoy llorando, Mi desilusión, Calles bañadas de luna, Que fueron la cuna de mi juventud, Vengo a cantarle a mi amada, La luna plateada de mi Xelajú, Luna de Xelajú, Que supiste alumbrar, En mis noches de pena, Por una morena de dulce mirar,

[anthonylovesgames]

That would be funnier if it was animated better.

I wish you could torture it too.

Id actually pay for that.

[MadCoweboc]

No it wouldn't be, if you actually knew it's origin you'd understand that its better like this.

[mpa169]

wow!!.... just wow

[cancareless92]

man that got to be bushes fav app!!!

[CrappycrapCrappy]

shit of a bull... this app is bullshit

[CarrieBethCullen1901]

BEST

APP EVER

[Riiily]

That is the best app ever.... Chuck Norris made it...

[jackvjackv]

looks like a load of old rubbish to me

[rasinmonkey3000]

@jackvjackv hey my guidance consoler made that app :(

[Rikuyakono]

i love this!!!!

i put it in my friens bag he got piss

[brunoguitarkid]

i have it

[nano7890]

ooNaw.!

Its Sucks...Bullshit

[kevinksantos]

what a stupid app!

[Lainkweesha]

can anyone translate what he is saying? lol i want to kno

[bernypalauyricky]

yes i am mexican and its like a retarded drunk guy singing something about his lover

[XxXjuan1116XxX]

i speak spanish and that is like a drunk man with an a hot potatoe in his mouth triying to sing

[batfilou88]

so bad....

[maniac893]

lo hes trying to sing in spanish but he cant lol( i should know im mexican)

[sunnyatscot]

its anoying

[er3L]

JARED, the butcher of songs!

[LisaValeria125]

is it free??

[enarprits12]

i got it lol its sooooooo funny

[eamsch]

i just got the app it sfunny

[lifestream85]

what a waste.

[DRSAICO]

I got a book that explained apps and stuff, and it said, "If you wanna get rid of useless apps or apps you don't like from your home screen, touch the screen until the icons begin to move." and it showed the Jared app next to the "useless" part. X]

[tanezzy07]

lmao this app is pointless hahahahahahahaha wtf

[baileybabyyy10]

hahahaha i love itttttt!

[Wtfiamnonoob]

WHERE CAN I GET THAT?!?!?!

[sog305]

Wtfiamnonoob: ITUNES (its free)

[randyrandyyrandyyy]

this is the jews plot to take over the world

[MyzzLauren]

I FUXXING LOVE JARED LMFAO

[EaSkate12]

i love this app

[olliemedsy]

wat r u meant 2 do on it

[AwesumicalAJ]

nothing................

[imajonasloverr]

HAHHAA!

That is the BEST app EVER.

I have it now :D

[pinkgodman]

lol

[MRBXREILY]

i'm liking the case. what is it?? Peace xx

[sammyboi93123abc]

Usted es gordo. Sacudido es un app totalmente fresco para el iPhone y para Dos no tiene que hacer nada si la persona que hizo lo deseó que fuera así

P.S. I speak English.

[retrokiddcj]

ii Havee dOwnloadedd This Ndd Iht Wearss A Sabta Clause Hat thing..Nd Iht Sings christmas songs

[deathjam294]

thats because its christmas time he doesnt do that wen its not christmas time

[alexthewangster12]

soory dude,

thats not spanish.

[gumdrops27]

this is one of those apps that those psychiatrists uses to hyptnotise you

[dajdawgzaccount]

o.0

[Threedoufes]

dude its an old joke from mac computers

[onceuponatim3xo]

OMG I think I'm in love XD

[Ayasidous]

jaja bola de estupidos dice albures en español jaja bola de P....S

[TheLilFid]

C quoi cette MERDE ???

[Deokishisu]

Jared the Butcher of Mp3 is God

[lightmastersd]

i speak spanish and the only y know is that is not spanish

[Monvayne]

it is spanish, you can't understand it because it's being singed by someone who sucks at spanish.

all i heard was

"luna... sdfsdfsfs canción"

"tu que me viste cantando sdfsdfsdfs"

"calles cuadradas...sfsfsdfdsf"

lol

[Monvayne]

nevermind , somehow i found the original song lyrics lmao: Luna de Xelajú, Paco Pérez Luna, gardenia de plata, que en mi serenata Te vuelves canción, Tú que me viste cantando, me vez hoy llorando Mi desilusión. Calles bañadas de luna que fueron la cuan De mi juventud, Vengo a cantarle a mi amada a mi luna plateada De mi Xelajú LOL!

[Saga102]

THAT'S NOT SPANISH. I've spoken spanish for my entire life and I assure you that they're just putting random words together.

[fractma]

that's not Spanish :S

[MatrixTime69]

Lol that is weird...

[helowako]

i had this on my OLD OLD OLD apple mac

[chachodude]

LOL thanks for the post don't have to get it now.

[Simonlindstedt]

Hahah, this pwns! fuck remot things and shit, this is real applications! :O

[devilangel756]

THAT IS THE BEST APP EVER! IM SO GETTING THAT ON MY iPOD TOUCH

[hirepanz]

That is not spanish, so don't worry if you don't understand it buddy.

[clrgummibrluvr2149]

ITS ITALIAN!

[greatpam]

no... its not

[jarredcook7655]

my name is jarred!

[zsoahlaeiebm]

loolololololol

[snowmaster1]

IPHONE IS PEEING!SEE MY VIDEO!

[ReddGaunt]

si tiene algo de español...y creo que algo de ingles...

[Ryoth]

What language is that?... italian?

[mazinori17]

it's spanish

it's a guatemalan song

[iJustSmokdASplif]

Wasn't that little smiley face guy in a Blockbuster commercial a good 10 years ago?

[fartisgay3]

did u just read the desription of it on itunes and write it down

[maraxmarvelous]

I love Jared!

[Snittioett]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[smedly500]

i lold im still loling

[94Plutonium]

its an old apple computer joke

[stacks459]

lol lol da shit is mad funny italian??? lol funny shit..

[Juancamy]

Im the first viewer!!!!!!!!