Translation, part 3 (man-m, wife-w): w-Dear where have U been? m-I was shooting frogs in Germany, with laser, form the earth orbit, from the sattelite! w-Weirdo! But U doesnt smell like weed! m-Stupid! I'm using LSD! w-Dear, why you are not smellnig? m-'cos I was running in a swimming suit! w-Dear where have U been? m-I was running (in crazy manner)! w-but your t-shirt is not smelling! m-Should I fucking run on my hand to smell to U? w-Dear where have U been? m-I was sniffing! w-Glue?
Translation, part 2 (man-m, wife-w): w-Dear where have U been? m-I was shitting! w-But the bumf is dry and not smelling. w-Dear where have U been? m-Was doing some writing. w-Weird but your t-shirt is not smelling! m-The fuck it should be smelling? And what the fuck with U shiffig everything? Go kill yourself with the wall! And go fuck youself! w-But... m-I said go fuck yourself! w-Dear where have U been? m-I was running (with desperate voice), and what? w-Go fuck a knot!(хз) At last fucked U!
FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD
N1tr0usGaming 2 months ago
lmfao!!!!!
abtrakt 7 months ago
haha blyt ! pizdets eta kruta !
AYedomakha 10 months ago
@luki111996 this is in russian :)...i listened to it over 5 times still makes me laugh so hard!!!
ivanchernichenko 1 year ago
@ivanchernichenko Sounds strange but this Russian man does it very well comparing with other Russian translated films and cartoons.
I was in Ukraine some years a go and they done it even wors.
They translate every (English)song in to Ukraine/Russian so you will hear when a singer is singing a song,a mans voice over a girls song for example
GoliathAngelus 2 months ago
@luki111996 or russian
makapa00001 1 year ago
ахаха...до сих пор катаюсь)))))))))))))))))))
nedamsigarety 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
hazuninga 2 years ago
lol where do you find the whole russian version i cant find it anywhere :(
GreenDayRoxer1 2 years ago
YEEEEEEBAT!!!!! ha ha prikol
vik600rr 2 years ago 2
Translation, part 4 (man-m, wife-w):
w-Dear where have U been?
m-I was sniffing!
w-Glue?
m-NO bitch! The god damn t-shirt!
w-Dear where have U been?
m-GO FUCK YOURSELF!
HorUthar 2 years ago
HorUthar 2 years ago
HorUthar 2 years ago
translation : dear where you been?i were running!
weird but your t-shirt is not smelling and is dirty
fool i was runnig in another t shirt )) dear where you been? i was running !weird but your t-shirt is not smelling and is dirty .Go smell my shoes !!
Dear where you been? RUNNING!!! Weird but your underwear is dirty and didnt smell at all
Bitch smell my t -shirt !!
Dear where you been? At my neighbour
Weird but your tshirt smell like u were running
Dear where you been? I was shiting !
chitka89 2 years ago
omg this is so funny
NarutoSharingan123 2 years ago 2
LMFOAOOOO
EyeLoveShoppingCartz 2 years ago
lmao this is soooo funny
shexyrussian 2 years ago
i dont understand this... what does he say?
nazihitler666 2 years ago
about fuck in sputnik :D
ixonixas 2 years ago
AHAHA...i don't think i laughed this hard for a long time
kaltes69 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
mann ich hab das video schon über 5 ma gesehn und es bockt immer noch xD
VideoMaker53 3 years ago
lol this is the most funny shit i ever hered lol hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaaha
markseed 3 years ago
meine scheiße, wie geil is das denn xDDDD
GertiGirl92 3 years ago
daragoi gdje ti bil? nuhal ... kley? njed bljad fudbolko xD einfach nur geil 5 sterne
DjmezzoMix 3 years ago
LOL
shigan3 3 years ago
Lol. A che? Huj cherez plecho! Nakonecto ja tebya pod'ebala!!! :)
LyeraNY 3 years ago
LMFAOOO
allstar970 3 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA xDDD love it. the best vid ever. russia 4life <3
kartoschka18 3 years ago
hhahahahahahhahaha
SolveThis7 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH
PlayerFint 3 years ago
omg, me and my friend were literally crying
its my fav video ever
hahahahahahhahahahah
dashatherussian 3 years ago
ahahahha so funny!
StepmaniaFreek 3 years ago
xD 10/10
chaos15z5 3 years ago 2
hahahhahaha
ebati!
turbonegro25 3 years ago
hahaha
dorinale 3 years ago
Someone post a translation please?
XcPromise 3 years ago
its not that funny w/ translation only in russian
fpspwnerer 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you are retarted
markseed 3 years ago
go die.
talkingPOPTARTS 2 years ago
what lol you frist
markseed 2 years ago
dam that was so funny i was crying
PimpedHoLliSteR 4 years ago 2
ohujenno!!! ssuper!!! :DD
m4ndarine 4 years ago
blya azh slezi iz glaz. obascaka
egorlike 4 years ago
For a Russian this is funny, I am a russian and it is FUNNY!!!
CRAZEG4 4 years ago
xa xa xa xa xa!!!
vovchiko 4 years ago
HAHAHA lolak Hax Zajebala HAX mena lol
GangstaVladik 4 years ago
lol pocheemoo footbolka nee pahneet?
lilpiska 4 years ago
i even cried bcos of laughitng!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!
derteufel46 4 years ago
lol this is hilarious
forestcow 4 years ago
XD good one i liked with the "kley" XD
maxman2324 4 years ago
wahahahhaahhahhahhhhahhaahaha fuuck is das geilll
amazing
afrosamuray 4 years ago
Super !!!!
episkeptisGR 4 years ago
LOL -really funny dude
Polyviani 4 years ago
ааачуметь ))) уржались )))
PrittieLV 4 years ago