Assassin's Creed 2: Part 1

[TheBlizzardNinja]

Im killing mario :O

[TekkSquad12]

Favorite Quotes of Master: "Hmm?" "Godness""Falalalala"

[DarkLord2212]

@machinima U use Sony Vegas Pro ??? ò.Ó

[DarkLord2212]

OMG I can watch this hole day =))

[wroxguy]

ROFL a pile of baby corpses

[J1NXY0]

LMAO 'Wailing in each other' xD 'SNUFF FILM!'

[Biotrin]

you suck!!!

[SophievA93]

What´s the backgroundsong?

[theorbit17]

oh i kicked him in the gonads

[shmohammad23]

lmfao then ending was jokes love ur vids

[yOmOmAhH]

"Oh, he kicked me."

[Robsfund]

I don't mind adverts on youtube now, i love the children of the revolution!

[drakath12345]

falalala

[Sebi4Life]

*The homeless man hits him 3 times with his sword* - Quickstep-Move learnt!

[TheRobinh007]

Fucking Awesome! :)

[oamLHeadBangerLmao]

LMAO you kicked him in the "godads"!

[darkfate43]

a pile of baby corpes ftw :P

[RAIDENISLIGHTNING]

a homeless hobo, a hobomeless if you will

[daghaloo]

I THINK THE BORAT IS UR UNCLE

[VortexBoy11]

wt.................

[LegoMan1203]

"I am thrashing him, using none of of the skills you just tought me." :)

[SpiderJinxed]

Oh I kicked him in the gonads

Were's the part where I wave my Genitals at him!

HHHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[LordNethesis]

and here i am... hey! oh... he keecked me...

[dycamm]

wtf i got an ad for just cause 2 that said it is coming out 3-23-10

[xXPhixorXx]

@dycamm video is old.

[XAzureAngelX]

Samurai High School LOL

[KarnIVouruz]

"I hope you are happy with yourself and can sleep at night wherever you sleep, which is most likely a pile of baby corpses"

EPIC

[galaxyhoper]

where did they get a endless supply of hobos

[mekoball1]

"you wont to be blown..... out"



[MrJohn2010]

"Wheres the part where i wave my genitals at him?"

[arcanius123]

Click on transcibe audio, the results are hilarious

[TimboBagginZ]

Eh...OH he kicked me!?

[TheSwitchblade71]

I shall give you change and you get alcohol and it shall chase the pink elephant away!

[scorpionadiga]

Man I rly found it so silly... BOTL STFU

[mcfhghkghhfdr]

you are still only a grasshopper not a sensei you think your better than a sensei but your not and i know because i am one and you suck a sword fighting try it in real life thats a masters challenge playing against a sensei with real sword in real life now good bye young grasshopper

yours sincerely

mcfhghkghhfdr

a sensei

[ertius1]

Surely a Sensei would use punctuation?

[sammyada]

is James Lipton?

[dda50]

LOL this remimds me of highschool, kids hitting me with swords

[mjad1996]

lol

[DamuEmran]

"very well I agree to your terms sir and shall destroy this poor homeless man who is fighting for a sandwich and you're making him die because you're a bastard"-Master LOL best line ever.

[TheEmowithsunglasses]

@DamuEmran NO. HA HA i am a speedy ninja and you can not catch me. <- best Master challenge line ever

[aaron75fy]

@DamuEmran you obviously need to get out more

[DamuEmran]

@aaron75fy

WTF stop hating bro.

[aaron75fy]

@DamuEmran i'm not hating, just stating a fact. going on about a line being the best is always going to be famous last words when it's surpassed and the one who praised the former ending up eating crow.

[picnicman209]

@aaron75fy umm atleast DamuEmran has a sense of humor.

[aaron75fy]

@picnicman209 i'll tell you what i told another, you don't know me, and with your attitude you never will. so take your inept ignorant opinion and jump

[xAsgaillx]

@Knightman963

number 4 is off, just ask your mother

[Knightman963]

You still are

[sweetanger003]

@Knightman963 4 and 5 wrong

[sweetanger003]

@MegaMadpat this is a parody it's suposed to be that ways asshole

[ryder62]

i shall defeat mario with none of the skills he has taught me

LMAO

[Lolzafish123]

no you fucking didnt asshole

[Lolzafish123]

no you fukcing cant fuck off these videos...

[Gordojosegordo]

Merry Chirstmas From The U.S.A. Where Cubans stay and fedel Stays away

[swn112]

that was so funny when you were saying about the homelss man who's fighting for a sandwich and ur killing him cus ur a bastard

[subzeroc0ld]

This is so god damn funny, all of the "masters Challenge" videos are the best, they are funny, show some game play, its very entertaining :]

GO MACHINIMA!!!

[Gunnershaun1380]

Pile of baby corpes hobo lol

[xIIHaZzAIIx]

roflol

[OPTICS24]

Actually they are really fun to use. You're probably one of those people who suck at the game and hate anyone better then you. Or you just don't like the models.

[MCRdude9]

K, Just for the people who still fight about which console is better, PS3 makes games which they think they could sell good and same with Xbox!, Im not really saying that they're Selling the same games its just that. If you don't like the games that a certain console is selling then why trash talk about it? Its not like all people like that certain kind of game your playing from a certain console.

[Hippie811]

Assassins Creed 2 is amazing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is great but with a game so short and unoriginal it isn't the greatest

[OPTICS24]

If you unlock the model 1887's MW2 is so much fun.

[Stefanoloco126]

yeh but online is endless ;)

[dudeSTolemYCOol]

how epic

[lbrad2001]

is this supposed to be funny?

[smbtjb123]

its amazing you wrote this with not being able to read ( read the FUCKING TITLE DUMBASS !!!!)

[dymensionprod]

Lol ''his skin sounds an awfull lot like metal.. thats a bit odd'' rofl

[ShortyRulezzz]

is this game any good

[brbgn2]

i love it  ^^

[Kaylaneko2]

As Americas13 said they are just games! Games are Games bottom line no matter what system they are on its still a video game, why must there be fighting about which is better. Just shut you're mouth's and enjoy playing games. A true gamer would not choose one system over the other, a true gamer will own all system's. Anyone who call's themselves a gamer and chooses 1 system then bashes the others is a wannabe so end this shit already! FYI i own a PS3, 360, and a Wii. I'm a Gamer of 20 years.

[Zonedout95]

if someone owns 360 then gets RROD and buys a PS3 then they have a right to bash that console ( or vice versa with yellow line of doom or whatever its called) i get what your saying, its petty ignorance that drives both consoles apart. even though i own PS3 and wii im not gonna automaticly insult xbox. personally i do think PS3 is better though. its just an opinion.

[Roysuk3]

a true gamer is called a Geek

[flaminhotz5]

ahh i dont think so

[SuperSpartan95]

Just like Americas13 said can we quit havin fights over freakin game systems

[Americas13]

Can we not have a gay system fight! jeez.... They are just games! God Dammit!

[MRbballmans]

i dont need a freaking comedian show me some game play

[Zonedout95]

it says gameplay comedy so stfu.

[timetakillya]

have you noticed that he never messages back he just removes ur comment and lets blametruth do all his vids

[worbat]

Huh what?

[dujecetinic]

This is a comic?

I just wanted to see how gameplay is

Oh yes, where can I get this game for PC, anyone knows,

PLEASE REPLY!!!

I know this is not PC, xD

[kickflip919]

its not out for pc yet :|

[dujecetinic]

Well it is out for PC, check it on their page, you can buy it for PC

[calvinsaccount001]

it is for pc just hasnt came out yet

[angealsbustersword2]

randomly enough: i wuz thinking bout the song Hell by Disturbed while watching this... ehhhh thing.... x]

[Xx6kanedy9xX]

indeed.

[nypad5]

wow this series is still around? good god. so bad I have the strength to write this send it and get the hell outta here.

[nypad5]

oh good because machinima seems to be so interested in warning the children who watch this shit to put a "viewers discretion" announcement, the video bugs out and I dont have to see it untill I press play WOOO HOOOOOOO, that will save me some sass from the retards who are like "if you hate it, why are you watching it?!" well...I DIDN'T WATCH IT THIS TIME AHAHAHA

[Zonedout95]

shuddup fag. nuff said.

[nypad5]

fuck whatever. Some videogames these days are the biggest fucking scams ever. Watch the reviews, so many negative things about the game are said, BUT GUESS WHAT?!?!! ITS GOT A GREAT STORY LINE!!! (bam 9.0 score)

some hardcore games need to be re-defined to "block buster" titles, you know...games with a 6 hour main game with amazing graphics and great voice acting and crappy online.

[Xx6kanedy9xX]

are you talking about the actual game??

[nypad5]

game blows monkey chunks too and this series is a huge fail.

[Xx6kanedy9xX]

mmmm k

the only thing i don't like about this game its the whole "animus" thing.

[WhatDaHellicopter]

Wait... what?

This game!?!?

[nypad5]

this game is retarded.

[kaminski321]

I <3 this show

[Krome08]

"How about I give you some money, you can go buy some alcohol and you can chase away all the big elephants in your head."

[anthony189444444]

"Destroy this poor homeless man who's fighting for a sandwich" LOL

[DevilmayvCry1]

The catacombs will be a real masters schallenge

Ore maybe a smal side quest

[stealer111]

lol he sucks at this....

[SpellingCunts]

I'll probably be shot down for this, but I laughed quite a bit. xD;

[emofittlisa]

i got stuck on the machinima-logo too :/ stupid windows vista!

[alienpope11]

it,s not the vista ffs hahaha! i have windows xp and it frreazes at the machinima logo for me too. windows does not effect the internet lol

[sUpErHeRo15xx]

wtf u sick pervert

[evantaur]

getting stuck on amchinima logo

[damnnowayman]

What's with the commentry?

The guy sounds like some kind of homosexual vampire

[EthrFused]

LMAO

[Rohannnian]

Mate this isnt funny it's embarassing, the commentary is a vague, misdirected attempt at humour. You should really practice a bit more, i imagine the gaming skills are faked, no one is that stupid. But what the hell are you trying to do with the voice? Such a disgrace man, thought this was some legitimite challenge not some ludicrous attempt at gaming splapstick. Appauling, truly appauling. I do hope you desist.

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

Have you ever considered an enema?

[Zonedout95]

You remind me of comic book guy. taking a joke WAY to far "worst commentary EVER" get a god damn life its COMEDY. oh and its a disgrace? a disgrace to what? jesus christ i hope your comment wasnt meant to be serious.

[NinjaTerorists]

jesus

[FyrkProductions]

if you think you're funny, hm..

[MrAntiScope]

BORING 1*

[TESTER288]

For a "Master" you get hit alot...

[loopman18228]

LOL kids mabye the reason that you poor basterds have 360s insteads of ps3s is because your to poor to aford them? Like seriously people the ps3 is better then the xbox in every way possible so when you get a good argument about the 360 other then u cant afford a ps3 them message me

[Levaetus]

I don't know if you know this but the 360 is more expensive than the PS3. If you were to get everything that the PS3 offers for the 360 it would easily get another 100+ dollars added on to the initial cost of the 360. So in reality somebody can pull the same argument on you. You sir are a hypocrite and the very reason that makes any online experience suck.

[guitarsly111]

ermm 100+ xbox 360 is still cheaper than PS3 isnt it?

[Levaetus]

No. I will go with the cheapest 360. The arcade is $199.99 Now I am going to total up the amount of accessories that you will need to get everything the cheapest PS3 will offer at $299.99. $49.99 for one year of Xbox Live. $76.96 for a wireless router. The total of that would be $326.94. That in itself is already more expensive than the cheapest PS3. Now if you want go even further and throw in a bluray player, something that the PS3 comes with you would easily add another 50+ dollars onto that.

[guitarsly111]

oh. I am from the UK. :) and most people dont go wireless so then it IS cheaper to have xbox. isnt it?. oh right. And also, people don't buy PS3 for blu ray player.

[Levaetus]

I do know quite a few people that have. Don't get me wrong I am saying that people do get a PS3 for the bluray, I only say that because to get everything that the PS3 offers which includes a bluray player the 360 will be more expensive.

[loopman18228]

mmmmm really so then your saying the ps3 is better AND cheaper then the 360? Well we are all in agreement then arent we? And btw i was talking about the basr price kid

[9408jay]

themirkster297 fuck off if u dont like it u twat

[jaybwen]

Lol now im fighting mario hope he hasnt eaten a mushroom :P

[TheMirkster297]

stp talking bullshit and fkin play the game

[Laucheehung]

terrrible accent lol

[PunkRockCelt]

"his skin sounds an awful lot like metal...that's a little odd."

[loopman18228]

people people geez calm down the console wars are over and ps3 won fair and square give it a rest would you

[IndictmentIV]

LOL the ps3 definetely didnt win

[oRReOP]

Won? They haven't even beat the 360 in sales yet lol...

And even if they would you can't call them the winner anyway. You can't really call any of the three consoles winners or loosers since it's all really just about opinions when it comes down to it.

[M00pered]

ps3....i know 5 people in my school with one. the other 400 have a 360. lol loopman, you're pissed you guessed wrong

[loopman18228]

mabye for the fact you go to a poor school and none of you can afford one?

[Levaetus]

PS3 is the same price as the 360 elite. And be realistic fucking nobody will buy the arcade over the elite now. Also you suck at trolling.

[destroyer71]

they're owned by the same company now, this console war is crap

[spartanses]

UNPLUG YOUR PS3 AFTER USE. Leaving it on standby makes you pay shit loads of electricity bills..

[Beno2212]

ok the all gameplays are good but this one sucks balls

[ctf117]

He sucks at this game really just give up

[vella011]

whoever says this is shit obviously dont know what the vid is about THE HUMOUR NOT THE GAMEPLAY!!!!!!!

[mechgeek]

I have gotta say Machinima has REALLY been slipping for the last few months. the only redeeming series are/were: Arby 'n' the chief, the Masters Challenge, Freemans mind and AFEW of the red vs blue series once the Freemans mind series is over, I'm out ... for good!

[wallyboy444]

man this sucked

took you ages to figure out counter attack

this was lame...

[Beno2212]

lucky i wish i have this game for pc

[zjayzjay]

i was in tears at the ' oo that hurt my back.. ' skip, run away..

[hanrahanorama]

today youtube is brought to you by... NERF! what, nerf isn't cool anymore?

[TheDeathBite]

I like the Master's Challenge Series, but this one was terrible!!

[biiotic]

wow. this is so shit.

[SHADE3ooo]

This is the most dumest shit i have ever seen

[Redflames20201]

The Templars are sort of like The Illuminati.

[drumguy9769]

this guy scks

[smokestack987]

You can still here the games real conversation....LAME!!! One star!

[Scadandy33]

no 1 star for epic link fail all over the video, i cant pause it anymore, i go to a new damn page!

[berryhill88]

@smokestack987 1 star for you too.

[notepadman]

meh its ok

[lanremon]

wow

U are starting to suk and games

[str4liferob]

no1s that stupid just do the tutorial play the proper game then do ure jokes

[FamilyGuy25XBL]

to all people sying their first could this fucking stop now it's not funny it's just sad

[Hobbittio]

Master you have gone to Samurai school?! me to!

i lost my arm there :(

[RottenCow9]

DA MASTER

[gulkandi123]

I luv masters challenge Btw 400th rating

[fffgs]

broke!!!!!!!!1111

[justino34567]

lol can't believe he used a dumbo reference haha

Then again I can't believe I realized it was a dumbo reference haha

(Dumbo is a children's movie just in case you didn't know lol)

[panda959595959]

broke

[fannoj]

video broke for me

[jmcmartin0]

me 2

[TheSuperSahne]

3:28 falalalala lolZ ^^

[hyp3rsniper]

Seriously? That's the third time I tried to pause the vid only to get sent to the playlist. Sigh.

But other than that, Great job master!

[BlindedByRage]

@hyp3rsniper Then use the pause button.

[JOZZ145]

Much lolz here.

[razza119]

LOL

[Standingsole]

lolz i love this xD

[neilan15]

Sounds like the intro voice from sword of the stars

[IanROX22]

I'm sorry, WHY has this gotten such positive reviews...?

[lunei66]

Because it's the GOTY.

For me, at least.

[ArminMeiwes23]

what is wrong with comedy lanROX22?

maybe this is not funny for you but there are a lot of people who really like this. It's not like talking about big brother or other smelly shits

[IanROX22]

Nothing is wrong with comedy in general, but there is something wrong with BAD comedy. i mean, come on, this guy is doing random accents, saying random crap, and it isn't funny (but you are correct, big brother is a load of crap)

[future360freakmaybe]

lol