Back to the future alternate ending (Fair use comedy)

[robinfan2]

@TpendragonT u say that there is no god but you believe in monkeys turning into people. Even if this fact was real were did the protons that started the big bang come from. Saying god is not real is like putting a broken watch in a box and shaking it and thinking it will go back to normal.

[Do0m3sDayPr0ducti0ns]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheAjellinPinoy]

(End of Part 2)

Marty:*running around corner to Doc* Doc,DOC!

Doc:What?*Get turned around by Marty*AHHHHH! NO! IT CAN'T BE YOU! I JUST SENT YOU BACK TO THE FUTURE!

Marty:No,actually,you sent me back to the birth of Christ,Doc.Can you belive Jesus could make plutonium,at the age of two weeks?!?!?

Doc:*looks out to the sky like in movie* Great Scott.*Faints*

Marty:DOC! *checks Docs pulse* Oh,you're alright.Thank goodness.Where's Jesus when you need him?

TO BE CONCLUDED

XD

[AidanMac123]

Are we really gonna get into a religious debate?

[BackToTheFutureShoW]

i hope marty can get him self back to 1985 then

[NewDie9]

Well, Jesus can always make plutonium for Marty.

[poisonedham]

Who's this Jesus you're all talking about? Didn't Saint Marty christen our Lord and Saviour Clint Eastwood?

[emenentia]

For all the jesus remarks... and putting aside that he "supposedly" jumped back to year 0000 (which doesn't exist), you all DO realize that he is still in the area of Hill Valley California, and Jeses is half way around the world, and given the time, almost impossible to reach him. Jesis has nothing to do with this.

[henkman00]

@emenentia

your completely right! year 0 Hill Valley the end :P

but uhm who is this Jesis? :P

[Resimaster]

@emenentia You spelt Jesus in THREE different ways. lol

[03bgood]

@emenentia Hill Valley would be one hell of a jungle in the year 0000 (which would actually be 1 A.D.)

[SierraRailway]

03bgood

yeah, then he'd crash into a tree and go boom! sucker!

[emenentia]

@KrisDutra1 He should have been born January 1, 0001. There is no year 0, and doesnt make sense that he was born on DECEMBER 25 of the AD calendar.

[TheLuckyRabbit33]

Well, at least it'll be Christmas! Marty'll be the 1st person to celebrate the holiday. Also, sense California probably won't be there when he gets there, Marty will probably drown in the ocean.

[TabooMasterWatcher]

lol if marty would wait til december he still needs to get to israel ;)

[snake2006]

@KrisDutra1

You do know there is no such thing as the year 0000.

[IIIB52]

@snake2006 i guess the exact time between the year 1 b.c and the year 1 would be year 0000

[mbenzsl2000]

LOL, holy crap, that would be insane....

plus think about it...southern california, in the year 0 AD?? Poor marty

nice clip though :)

[yeahjesus2]

*doc* woooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *marty* doc! marty puts head on seat with eyes closed and mouth open* *town hall gets struct* *time cercets turn off* marty gasps* time cercets go to a defret time marty screems his lungs off he goes and leave fire on the road the end

[suzyqbear85]

Thats a pretty good edit, I wonder what would've happened if that really did happen in the film! Lol

[CspaceVideo]

Okay, so...Wow.

[McSuperfly101]

Would have been better if you'd added some of the beginning of Life of Brian or something and then had the DeLorean crashing into the barn.

[TheAlia918]

LOL!

[SLopyshOOter1497]

Did anyone notice that he Doc said ''Damn, gotta fix that thing'', when earlier in the movie, he said '' we must destroy the time machine'' ???

[AgentMcgeek]

Where is my cookie?

[Masterofreality888]

Jesus Christ, leave it to some Psycho Christian to turn a funny video into a religous debate.

[TpendragonT]

Jesus Christ is a fictional character in a fictional book. Quit pretending like he really exists.

[henkman00]

@TpendragonT

there is historical evidence that Jesus lived and had followers. if he was the son of god and the like is for debate of philosophy and a matter of religion. some historians think he had kids and lived longer.

this debate is however not the reason this video was posted, Marty gets send to the year 0000, that's it. the only thing i do bring up is that there was no year '0' because this concept wasn't invented yet until long after.

the video is a joke, don't take it to serious.

[TpendragonT]

@henkman00 Did I say anything about the video? I was talking about the idiots in the comments. Also, there is absolutely no evidence of Jesus existing outside of the bible.

[henkman00]

@TpendragonT

aside from the bible there are historical texts. if you are interested look around and read what historians have to say. there was a Jesus of Nazareth. he was born somewhere between 7 to 2 BC and lived until between 30-36 AD. indeed you have the historical Jesus and the Biblical Jesus. if they are one and the same I'll leave up everyone's personal views.

all i see in the comments are 'idiots' making fun of the 0000 thing and meeting Jesus jokes.

[MrBrownstone8881]

@TpendragonT i hope youre kidding, he is in historical text, even wikipedia. noob.

[hendrixnow]

@henkman00 yeh but the time circuts run off this concept.....so it makes sense, even tho the year wasn't called 0000 he's still going back 1955years

[stefance1]

@TpendragonT you're just stupid

[TpendragonT]

@stefance1 Says the guy with an imaginary friend.

[stefance1]

@TpendragonT yeah so me fucking your mom is imaginary you stupid motherfucker?

[TpendragonT]

@stefance1 LOL kid you're like 10. Do you think God would want you talking that way?

[stefance1]

@TpendragonT 13*

[TpendragonT]

@stefance1 Same shit kiddy

[stefance1]

@TpendragonT you know what ?!? Fuck you you asshole you're gonna teach you're kids to act like you you stupid moron you're kids will have a miserable life

[TpendragonT]

@stefance1 I see your father did a horrible job at raising you. Hopefully my kids will not turn out like you.

[stefance1]

@TpendragonT haha better to turn out like me than to be a jackass like you

[TpendragonT]

@stefance1 I think just about everyone and their money would disagree. I promise your parents probably wish you were more like me as well.

[stefance1]

@TpendragonT No, My parents don't want me to be an asshole

[TpendragonT]

@stefance1 you dont think you are already?

[monta2grd]

@TpendragonT

u kno there r records of jesus christ, just go to rome and it'll show all the records of deaths and it shows jesus christ being crucified for claiming hes the king of all jews

[TpendragonT]

@monta2grd No, there is no physical proof of Jesus's existence. "Records" means nothing. The bible is considered records of Adam and Eve. That doesn't mean they really existed.

[monta2grd]

@TpendragonT

these records can be backed up

[TpendragonT]

@monta2grd No they can't. You just assume they can for no real reason.

[monta2grd]

@TpendragonT

ya, they can, there r other records of other ppl who were killed by romes army who were proven to exist like leaders of kingdoms that rome invaded and pu to death, there r records of ppl like that too and the do exist

[TpendragonT]

@monta2grd It seems you just admitted there was no actual evidence towards the existence of jesus.

[monta2grd]

@TpendragonT

no im saying those records r accurate and jesus' record of his death is on it

[TpendragonT]

@monta2grd How would you know? Find the records

[monta2grd]

@TpendragonT

ive been to rome

[muntasir20]

@TpendragonT your a dumb ass Jesus was a real person weather Christianity is real or not is up for debate but saying Jesus never existed is like saying there is no gravity it is a documented fact that he was in fact a real person

[TpendragonT]

@muntasir20 You say this with no evidence. It's pretty well known amongst intelligent peoples that there is no proof, or solid evidence of Jesus' existence.

[Cuntfinger]

So, he's going to go back and see that Jesus was not the messiah, but just a very naughty boy :P

[codislovely]

yeah those speech bubbles are a huge pile of steaming nipples

[mikenike123454]

Wha- OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOW I GET IT!!!!!!!! December 15, 0000

[SolidSnakeTheReal]

Lol, 0000!

[Evilrex500]

Present year, 1985?

[ACDC7369]

lol i laughed so hard at this for some reason, even though its so stupid

[lukeiamurfather1]

I get the joke...

But it wasn't a good joke....

[henkman00]

@lukeiamurfather1

......and yet i have more views on this video than both of yours combined! :P

[lukeiamurfather1]

@henkman00 I don't care about views but i know what is funny...

[henkman00]

@lukeiamurfather1

oh SNAP! :P

[yeahjesus2]

he went to december 25 i paused at 0:39 to see the time sercits

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

(Arrives in Bethlehem, don't ask why)

Marty: "Jesus Christ, he wasn't kidding!"

Mary: "That sounds like a good name. Who are you, pray tell?"

Marty: "I'm, uh, Gabriel!"

[henkman00]

@ArmedtotheTeethProd

why is Marty talking to himself? :P

[oOKyraOo]

@henkman00 He's not. One says 'Mary' (Virgin Mary) and one says 'Marty' (Marty McFly).

[henkman00]

@oOKyraOo

....oops, i just assumed it was a spelling mistake. nope it was my mistake,

well kiddies that what we call a face palm moment....:D

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

@henkman00 You almost got me!

[tacos4lolz]

oh christ, Jesus is gonna be PISSED OFF

[bigfriends1]

i think this bit off all three films is the best off all of them

[cdfisk]

HAHA dec 25 0000! hes kinda fucked

[Legoghost14]

best alternate ending ever!

[IndyJones1986]

Noooo Lol

[alieninacan]

I hate the word balloons, but I still LMAO!

[imperX1]

lol rofl

[zingeroop]

Man that would suck if that happend. :P

[MrMethekill]

Stupid Americunts dont even know there is no "year 0" in BC/AD (or BCE/CE). Only Astronomy uses a special system with a year 0, but even within this system the supposed date of birth of jesus (eg. not the scientific birth of the real jesus, but the year to begin the timeline with) would be 1 and not 0, for "year 0" in the astronomic convention is the common year -1. But a society which believes that earth itself is only 6000 years old cant be expected to understand this.

[ironmanACDC123]

@MrMethekill do we really need to bring all this science into this?..... it's just a movie, and a good one at that

and this is a PARODY!!!!! they did not have a REAL tie machine then.... it would be awesome if they did but they don't....

[henkman00]

@ironmanACDC123

yeah Tie machines are cool! :D

some science does make a movie like this more believable, but indeed the 0000 thing is just funny nitpicking :P one that doesn't ruin the movie at all. it just adds to its charm.

[adityaoberai1]

in end it went back to 0000 instead of 1985

[adrielandrei]

the ending of the car it said in the top of the year it said 0000

[anticlimatic21]

Back To The Future Part 4-- Starring Lea Thompson as the Virgin Mary, Michael J Fox as Marty Mcfly, Michael J Fox as Jesus, Crispen Glover as Joseph, and Biff as Pontius Pilate.

Directed by Mel Gibson.

[davedavid86]

Haha you should have shown part of the nativity scene then!

[crazy360playa]

i searched for i love the new millenium 2000 part 1 and it took me here

[henkman00]

@crazy360playa

how...odd :P

[TheDoctorFan2009]

@henkman00 Ten wolf exposure lead me here

[thegameplaymadnesss]

As soon as marty went doc would be like "OH SHIT!!"

[mrcasimir59]

Chèr(es) Ami(es) Soyez les bienvenues en l'an 3285 de notre ère. Enfin nous respirons.

[TheBCR101]

HOW COULD BACK TO THE FUTURE PART 4 BE MARTY GOING BACK WHEN JESUS WAS BORN & ASK HIM FOR HIS HELP WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WENT BACK TO 1985 IN THE THIRD FILM?

[epratt123454321]

Marty:There's only one man I know that can help me! *He goes to Jesus*

Marty: Jesus, I need your help to get to the year 1985!

Back to the Future||-->Part IV

[KristyDutra]

I LOVE this! Can't understand such a high dislike rate here. It was not offensive or stupid. And mind you Im one of the biggest BTTF fan EVER! 

[heatseeker13at1]

He still would have to cross an ocean and a continent to see Jesus.

[TheBCR101]

MARTY SHOULD'VE STARTED TO SLOW DOWN!

[Juanito8290]

he would have lived and died in Jerusalem xD

[mrchickenwing98]

why dosent doc just make another time machine and save him from stuff... But what if he was jesus! Oh noez! He's gonna get crusified! Oh, this is heavy...

[TabooMasterWatcher]

Jesus will help Marty To Get BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!

[ELEMENTYee]

Must save Jesus world FTW.

[howellfilm]

Adding some sort of manger shot at the end would clear up any confusion.

[jmm1233]

oh no he have deal with all them indians , just in time for breakfast

[43nrique]

present time= oct 26 1985?

[bmcj199]

@43nrique oh crap, I didn't see the next shot! LOLZ I FAIL

[michigannative5]

haha that was funny.

[TheNJerk]

BTTF 2 : For Christ's Sake!

That might have been a cool thing to see.

[chubbz350z]

Lol damn gotta fix that thing

[LETSMIXTHINGSUP2]

1 the green numbers say he is in the year 1985...he is in the 1955

2 jesus was born then or somethin around

3 god exists, now HE could help him...

4 the numbers keep changing unto 1885, but it changes to 2000

5 if the machine gets 'reseted' then it would go to 00 00 0000 00:00, and he would stayed in 1955

6 i couldnt c the time but it was am and it started with a 0

[EverythingJJPGB]

Some day

December

25th

0000

*Spark spark*

Marty: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Crashes into a tree*

Marty: Uhh...Where is everyone? Isnt Jesus suppose to be here?

TO BE CONCLUDED IN BACK TO THE FUTURE 4

[henriquezanicotti]

hahaha cool



[Tweedledumb13]

imagine if that did happen and when he gets there he hits jesus and jesus goes flying in the air

[sony197]

good one 

[DTl315]

Brilliant vid, would have been funny if the film actually ended like that. One thing I noticed is that the current time says 1985 but it should say 1955

[Spike1885]

greatly edited on the time machine, really well done not cheesy or anything.

[Nicksolo85]

This would also be funny (kind of like this).

The Time Circuits malfunction and Marty ends up getting sent to.....

-Saturday November 5th, 1955 again.

-January 1st, 1885 at 12:00am

-July 4th, 1776

Marty would really be fucked then.

[SierraRailway]

the annotations really ruin the joke.

[SVWillmer]

I wouldnt have added those speech marks. If people cant pay attention to detail in this video, thats their problem ;)

[henkman00]

@SVWillmer

im surprised you can see this video. i was told it was blocked because of a copyright claim. i sent a fair use claim back but i didnt hear anything since.

the speech marks are for the copyright people so they atleast see its a spoof of the movie and save for the fair use notice i was planing to remove them when i would have been told if the video can stay up or not.

so in short the speech marks spoiling the joke wasnt there originally.

[Bobzeaux]

Don't question it, just roll with it.

[corwin11412]

@henkman00 Yeah, but how could he ask him to help him if Jesus was just born?

[EverythingJJPGB]

Marty: Jesus, I need you're help to get back to the year, 1985.

*Video is on rock TV*

Jesus: 1.21 gigawatts?! Only something that hasn't been invented yet can generate that power!

Marty: Or you can make plutonium appear. I mean, you are Jesus Christ.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

The invention of calenders is irrelevant anywayz. It's relative to the date at the time.

did YOU invent a time machine?

[scarhunter92]

pwnt

[UltraChao77]

BACK TO THE JESUS.

[1733ian]

Loll marty is stuck even when hes old

[Capta1nBacon]

And this is why Toyota never made time travelling machine.

[stitch99]

There's one thing everyone seems to missing.

Even if that was the year Jesus was born, Marty's in California. Jesus was born in Israel. He's going back many, many, years before planes or any other way to get from one country to another easily were invented. So...regardless of the year, he's screwed.

[atomicengineer]

@stitch99 yea but if the Mormons were correct then Jesus would be living in the United States with the Native Americans lol =]

[kaptinkarr]

so he go's back to the year jesus was born

[brwhizz]

So that's why the Gospel was written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Marty!

[SVWillmer]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOC!

[svlion1977]

i rekon that was funny. so many haters

[axoholic1]

LOL!!! XD

[basca2]

in my last comment i say that he is really fuck.... and Jesus can make everything....

but Marty is really really fuck cause he has to wait 33 years so Jesus can help him.

so Mr. Mayfly u are screw ....

[jigsaw9919]

Back to the Stone Age

[mrpotatfacemn8675309]

I WANT A COOKIE

[Seektruth1st]

That was shit. hardly any different than the movie anyway.

[henkman00]

ill add the dinosaurs, Caesar and Mr Bean another time :P

sorry you dint like it, still i got your money! hah!....oh wait....nuts...

[Seektruth1st]

@henkman00 Ha ha. Good on you for being able to take my unfriendly comment so well. I was just a little let down after watching so many radical endings before it. ;) try do one where young biff swings the baseball bat on the hover board and takes his head off.... Or when he drops off the top of biff towers instead splats on the ground. Now that would be a different ending :P

[zenclaw13]

@henkman00 lol! You made my morning with that retarded comment. Love it!

[zenclaw13]

@henkman00 You made my morning with that retarded comment. Love it!

[zenclaw13]

@zenclaw13 I love that I responded twice! Hmmm...I seem to constantly be in love.

[TheVideogamesfreak]

@Seektruth1st are you calling back to the future a bad movie?

[Seektruth1st]

@TheVideogamesfreak No I love back to the future...why would you think I thought it bad?

[jack1989wang]

LOL NOOOOOOO *bom*

Jesus saves him then lol

[2010mustang2]

Well I guess Jesus helped him.

[emmettsgirl981]

Oh shit!

[thechocobro]

"Huh?

NOOOOO-"

Gone.

[InYourFaceNewYorker]

HAHA Now only Jebus can help Marty get home. It's an omen... only Jebus can warp spacetime! ;)

[Miloich]

Lets hope that they have plutonium in 0000!

[basca2]

damn he's really fuck....

Jesus can make everything Marty Mcfly!

[Athiril]

Logically shouldnt that be 0001? The first calendar for the birth of christ?

[henkman00]

that would make +0000 year -0001.

funny thing is that some historians have settled on -0004 as the birth of Jesus.

or sometime between -0007 +0007

in any case it cant be 0000 because the concept of Zero wasnt invented until centuries later. this means that indeed 2001 was the start of the 21 century

[DoctorEmmettLBrown]

So the concept of zero was invented AFTER 2001? I don't think so.

[henkman00]

@DoctorEmmettLBrown

no Doc it was invented 100s of years ago but 100s of years after ''year 0''

year 1 was the first year on the calendar 2000 years later makes 2001 the fist year of the 21 century. there is more to it but lets not make it more complicated.

[AeroMaster150]

I hope Jesus can help him go back to the future. lol

[chestosneako]

Now that was a good one. It looks like the people from the year 0000 would be confused to see a delorean coming out of nowhere. They would have no idea what it is.

[Chevypower265]

Maybe doc should've fixed that right away... Oh well, lol. Its all in the past now...

[mahnarch]

Doc couldn't fix it right away....

...Doc was deadified at the time. :(

lol.

[Chevypower265]

@mahnarch LOL.. That might be true too.

[jackwilsontube]

brrp

[wishbone3388]

RIP for Marty McFly

[SteelCity1981]

Well now Marty can meet Jesus.

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

Bye bye! Mr Mcfly!

[BPOFA]

LOL

[chuyalegria]

hahahaha is this ending in the extras of the dvd?

[ahmedkibaba]

ohhhh sh*t 0000

[Giles1814]

Maybe Marty was the forth king.

[360fuorteen]

welp that would suck after what hes been trough what would the movie e about? a kids life

[alfrbar]

LOL I did not expect that, that was FUNNY!!!!!

[91SiDerek]

Lol, that was pretty damn funny

[kuliimjulisc]

LOL you didn't have to explain, I think people would have gotten it anyway, but that's really funny. You should've added a clip in from Jesus Christ Superstar at the end or something like that, lol, followed by a "GREAT SCOTT!"