Consolevania's review of TES4: Oblivion

[Mercury2421]

Scottish Accents...xD I love them

[simplelife88393]

Can I make a character that looks like the yorkshire ripper?

That killed me haha

[rulermy3]

DO ONE FOR SKYRIM

[konorokingdom]

A wee wonder

[one5643]

Burnistoun!

[pigeonpsycho]

gay

[Captainrave]

Absolutely LOVED this! The scottish accent is the best.

[TheCleardeath]

note self " Pies are dangerous " XD

[blueblurblahblee462]

POTATO RECORDING ENABLED!

[upliftzippy]

lol nay great shakes

[APS129]

The accent doesn't bother me, then again i'm scottish.

but i don't watch reviews by english commentators and moan about how i can't understand what's being said

[gibsonz0]

don't worry about the people who can't understand you, their probably spanish or some other flavour

[soupalex]

Yer maw's a coo,

Ah like yer heer,

Ah've ge'big muscles

Yor fukken deid!

[4ingP]

FOCKEN Clefraycayrs!

[jancobblepot]

Oblivion is not that great... Go out and play Morrowind and Ultima VII...

Yeah, I'm trolling... Sorry.

[Wasavirgin112]

@jancobblepot Trolling the great game of Oblivion? FUCK YOU

[Taaplari]

I just love this accent.

[TheFatalInstinct1]

@Taaplari What's so loving about it?

[Taaplari]

@TheFatalInstinct1

I have no idea. If my native language was English, I don't know how it would sound, but I'm Finnish, so maybe its structure is far enough from Finnish language to create interesting contrast or something...

[UndercoverCracker]

Sorry I can't stand the voice.......

[hershiibahrr]

uhm..what. I wish i could understand you but i cant.

[BlackHawkDown1989]

I'm guessing all the people who can't understand them are American. Americans always seem to have a problem with accents. Just sayin

[renegadeskinninja]

@BlackHawkDown1989 im an American and i didnt have any problem

[TheFatalInstinct1]

@BlackHawkDown1989 That's cos Yanks are ignorant arrogant utter dumb Cunts who have trouble knowing when to shut the fuck up.

[bigpotatofive]

@TheFatalInstinct1

Woah there fella. Why the hostility? I'm American and I could understand him perfectly. And I've never been to Scotland. I'd like to go though, it seems nice. As long as everyone there isn't as hostile to Americans as you seem to be.

[YungFreckle]

@BlackHawkDown1989 racist

[xayd01]

24 people didn't understand a fuckin word you just said

[Mysterious0Bob]

@xayd01 Learn English then, you ignorant cunt.

[skippiperke20000]

I have no idea what the fuck you're saying.

[Mysterious0Bob]

@skippiperke20000 I thought they spoke English in your shithole of a country.

[MrButlertron12]

Turn on Closed Captions, the Transcribe Audio setting. You won't regret it.

[GIGeorge23]

@MrButlertron12 why is there a president as caves

lol

[Eemmzzi]

Look - it's like a real fucking lighthouse!

[TheOmnipotentSquid]

What the fuck is he saying?

[gazereths1982]

Next time I play oblivion a pair of shoes is going on the roof.

[kris10ish]

a magic man ftw hahahaha lolz 

[kris10ish]

bethesda made oblivion not oblivion made oblivion hahahahah 

[kris10ish]

eheheh hes scottish like me heheheheh its usally americans on youtube

[TheFatalInstinct1]

@kris10ish Cannae stand Yankees, can't be arsed with them cunts..

[Theguitarwebsite]

2:00 aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­w your death

[PlanetofNerds]

geniuses...

[robotfreshpies]

Love the accent :)

[duracell777]

its like a real fuckin lighthouse

[OrielFilms]

lol yir maws a cow ^_^

I love our way of speaking :)

[Camps2630]

i dont get the begging... 

[Braveheartjags]

Probably the best summary of the persuasion minigame ever.

[cool1pivoter]

i have obilivion and morrowind is better

[Kryteria]

@cool1pivoter Wrong.

Purely because of the cliff racer problem.

[cool1pivoter]

@Kryteria lol that is a problem? not for me

[LegolessVideos]

shouldve added subtitles dude

[manicmacintosh]

@LegolessVideos Fuck off.

[TyroneTasty]

You are a funny man.

[guigas78]

how the hell can we dump stuff ?!!!

[Howlthrug]

The accent adds to the review. Love the accent. *wink*

[dutchygamers]

DWARF VOICE

[sunt3r]

funny as hell great review loved it

[rollercosterrr]

DUMP THE PIES!!!!

[norsef]

Silly Rab.

He should eat the pies for a strength boost.

[masterplusmargarita]

OK... Weird review, but all the points are correct, and you can laugh your SHOES off (After that you can throw them on top off a building if you want to)

[thatguyoverthereFTW]

Ahhh, his accent reminds me of home...

Great review my Europeon friend!

[LedZeppelin148]

haahaahaah

[HypercowXYZ]

OMG I LUV YOUR ACCENT!

[Racunae]

Before someone shoots me in the head for talkin so much, I just wanted to say true dat about the cliff racers. Those flying bastards almost made me go on a neighborhood killing spree!

[Racunae]

And once you get a giant chase going, you can throw me BOOTS at 'em =D

[Racunae]

Great review. Ever since you told us about throwing shoes on top of buildings, that became my new main quest.

[henryyydarkkk]

lol

[Oll1000]

Awesome review with a wicked accent.

[awesomeSimon]

Man, why the FUCK cant I have an awesome accent like you?

[Der0zer0]

I can talk like that. :P

[Meatbizzall]

your character, the one you acuttly play the game with looks like nicholas cage

[upliftzippy]

lol well funny ;)

[anisblond]

That was great!

[psymon208]

lmfao

Putting a shoe ontop of every building. ahaha!

[one5643]

Most honest review ever ^_^

[Mysterious0Bob]

Believe it or not, but there do exist accents other than American. How the hell can't you understand him?

[EquinGirl]

When he says crap it reminds me of SNL when mike meyers played the scottish guy

[drakthegr8]

I WONDER WHY

[dido85]

man I'm from brazil and I can make a little bit of american and british accents but now I wanna speak like that dude !!!

[Mysterious0Bob]

Scottish is a British accent. And of course, "Scottish accent" is also a generalization, there are different Scottish accents.

[dido85]

oh yeah I know man It's just that when I think of british accent I think of english people ... my accent is more north american oriented but I like the british accents better.. :D

[gringolazlo]

no other game can you put a pair of shoes on the fuckin roof.

[Brenho]

Hilarious. Almost makes you proud to be a glaswegian

[SkaterDrummer678]

Scottish, very refreshin'! I'm from the MacGregor clan.

[UKJohnUK]

Major unimmersive thing was the cookie cutter caves you said were so good! They were not so good after you went into about three and started noticing they all had the same bits moved around a bit! Also the levelling and creature AI stunk! It wasn't Oblivion that made Oblivion, it was the mods that made Oblivion! It was the mods that fixed the 500's bugs too! So yes, a great game, but no, it was not better than Morrowind. With mod updates for Morrowind, it also is 1000% better than vanilla.

[weakestlink41]

i love that game but i liked morrowind better. and these guys are great!

[legohamsta]

scottish accent is funny :)

sumtimes its hard hear what are they saying lol

[TheFatalInstinct1]

@legohamsta It's no as funny as your maw tho

[kenoir1979]

shoes on top of the roof wtf lol

[AxiomofDiscord]

I played Daggerfall and liked it after that forget the series its dead to me.

[alec2483]

lol you made me laugh

[PersianPaladin]

Hahahahaa

[Triggerhappytel]

Heh, I love these guys. He is so good at swearing; it just sounds so... natural. I think it's his cool accent.

Great review, too.

[beelzebus]

its cos hes scottish us scots are brilliant at swearin

[DaDocProductions]

"It´s like a real fuckin' lighthouse!"

[Triggerhappytel]

Heh, I love these guys. He is so good at swearing; it just sounds so... natural. I think it's his cool accent.

Great review, too.

[Kilfio]

Amazing review. Amazing accent. Can I have it?

[new9876]

holy crap that accent is sooo cool =O

[SnowBlind853]

You can download the full episodes at consolevania*com. you know, just replace * with a period. Or you can search for video gaiden here on youtube.

[deciusvarus]

These arn't regular skeletons lol

[garrettpenguin]

Your scottish accent is sooo strong. lol.

[IgWannA2]

we all sound like that =)

[theonex50]

i can barly understand him!?

[andrew22k]

if you do its so funny the way he puts things

[curtisjmarren]

dude ur legend pmsl

[Inerti]

A really good LOL, love the accent!!

[SceneKidsCantRun]

make more reviews!!! lol this videos mint!!!

[weber134]

I love this vid big fan and soo frrreaking funny

[xmattzax]

Was he speaking English? Hehe, no offense. I like the accent XD!

[hidenboom]

"hey look its like a real fucking light house... and if you jump off it heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" rolf these guys are the ebst

[WhItTeOouTt]

GO SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheEqualiser00]

haha- good stuff.

[NintendoTom]

:D awesome

[socksies5]

funny lol shoes on buildings lol

[apache1234657]

im then always overencumbered

[ImTheVideoGuy]

Scotland woo

[benjaythewhite]

Nice use of the Benny Hill chase theme.

[legionn92]

LOL. Im guna go put sum boots on a house now.

:)

[jdclover]

I dinnae git thit gadge thit canne move with yon messages. mind the rest is barry like, nippin me heid but pure barry likesay.

[kildog]

Why the hell is everyone convinced their accents are Irish?!?!?!

I talk a bit like the guys off this and since leaving Scotland, I have lost count of the number of times I have been asked what part of Ireland I am from?

Pure does my heid in...

[ElWeasle]

It's a beautiful world to just go for a wee.

Word.

[Shootkicksass]

aye, tis a scottish accent. Its pretty cool though. I like when he describes the Speechcraft. "I like your hair, ive got big muscles, your fucking dead"

[DoomyCheese]

Rofl, best review ever.

[mackys101]

i think that was irish accent..

[mackys101]

scottish or irish?

[Typhoon07]

It's scottish.

[SibSpi]

lol @ your lack of knowledge on the dialects used in varying forms of english throughout the world - aka your intellectually deficient homosexuality, Leatherface289

[Dalenbourg]

Haha that part at the start was good... Do you play on the PC or consoles?

[Archem2]

Great video. It is a little hard to understand you at first (what can I say? Americans are unfamiliar with that accent!), but after listening for a while, it becomes clear enough.

[HitokiriBattosai]

I'm American, didn't find it hard at all.

[superhawk264]

why dont american poeple understand the scottish accent its easy to understand god i hope u all die yanks

[wazza100]

lol i like the wee scotish accent

[Niklola]

I think he is...

[jaredknight]

good review but can't understand you very well....but i like your accent it's a plus

[25Anonymous25]

lol i might throw my shoes on a roof

[Geijuutsuka]

G4 needs to take notice of consolevania. Get rid of the idiot hot girls, and hire people like the guys here that actually know their games.

-Cheers

[231qwerty231]

Are you gay?

[Kpathma]

the guys scottish jackass, not irish

[evrynameistaken5]

lol aother thing "you can say your mums a cow" "ive got big muscles your fucking dead lol" and "i knocked off the guys shoes he chasing me quick throw em on the roof" (que benny hill)

[evrynameistaken5]

maybye its just irish peeps who can understand irish peeps i understood every word and throwing shoes on top of buildings is perfectly normal (ummm not)

[Spellslinger95]

I love the way irish people talk but seriously wat the hell was this guy saying

[TheSoong]

Errrrrrrr, Irish?

[Draksane]

It's like a real FUCKIN' lighthouse!

[mthatguy1111]

and when u jump off real death

[scottyfromhell]

haha! good show, mate.

[alijaan16]

"look its like a real fucking lighthouse!" HAHAHAHHA

[mrmopple1]

TV show please

[alijaan16]

LMFAO! omg

[stuwdvpc]

I definately think it's a scottish thing, swearing at games, I do it all the time. GO SCOTLAND

[MunchyDirt]

This was hilarious.

[Ieatmeowmix]

lol

[scrap222666]

was this a uhh..positive review?

Actually i think brittish people play like this :p and talk to themselves like "thats fkin bollocks, his wee higher than my lvl" ect. Very nice review xD

[gideon1451]

hey, thats just the scotts, I'm English and I play very differnt and do not talk 2 myself. That video was made by 2 very weird swearing scottish people and does NOT reflect the style of gameplay of the entirity of the british isles so there!

[sdfhehb]

no, it is a british thing. I constantly talk to myself/the game/swear a lot. This video DOES reflect the style of gameplay of the entirity of the British isles so there!

[gideon1451]

swine

[DarkDepts]

Don't stereotype the Scots Gideon. I may do it... But I know others that don't...

[kegg3]

lol fuck you?

[BlastastiC]

Now... apparently there is a pair of shoes to be found on one of the rooftops in Shivering Isles town Crucible... Surely a doff of the cap to the Consolevania lads :)

[FuzzyMilkXD]

"It's like a real fucking lighthouse!" LOL, this is great. XD

[evolutionvat]

funny as fuck review XD. i wish i was scottish, being from Devon, everyone talks like they want to die or are dead.

[thelordandmasterfoam]

u are awsome oblivion i awsome

[SgtJcoo]

I agree with everything he says. This game kicks ass. I haven't put it down since I got it the day it came out!!!  Last Wednesday.

[stevejstiles]

This was my kind of review - he says what everyone thinks whilst playing computer games. I'm not sure if you really liked the game though, or were just taking the piss!

[Trevor1425]

Best review ever!

lol

[Joker060606]

I cant understand a word hes saying

[thelordandmasterfoam]

f u

[PhrexianZero]

Fucking cliff racers...I hated those God damn things.

[magicthyes]

Me too

[flxsptzr]

"rhaedyant ayyai" lol nice acent

[wafflemanwaffleman16]

that was real funny i loved the accent and the chasing you part

[CustardGanet]

Brilliant best review ive seen of Oblivion,said it all.

[andrew31006]

weird... but ok..

[PeanutButterClub]

Spooky caves, spooky voices >_< This owns.

[21chuck]

This is hilarious, great accents.

[Wantazmo]

hes not british hes Irish

[jordanme]

Hes Actually scottish and british means England, Ireland, Wales and Scotland.

Learn Geography you yank

[themungoman]

Well only Nothern Island is part of the United Kingdom the Republic of Ireland is independent. The man is Scottish though.

[sicblades666]

hes fucking scottish!

[narutokun98549845690]

i like it when he did british comody music ... cause hes british ... well i thought it was funny