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  • FAKE

  • GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE

    A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. more.... One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. . Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.

    If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy.

  • LOL the pretzel part

  • This is lllllooooooooonnnnnngggggggg

  • @PyroThePremo Your mom said that to me yesterday :) xD jk, just had to

  • "those little brown people that blow shit up" this is comedy gold

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  • I AM GOING TO PULL YOUR FUCKEN TUNG OUT WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE BUT I AM GOING TO KEEP MY PROMISE UNTILL I SEE FACTS. GORDON WHEN THE CIA MONITORS CALL JUST SEND DEPUTIES AND ARREST THEM FOR TREASON ,FABRICATING A INCIDENT LYING TO THE POLICE AND SLANDERING AND ATTEMTED MURDUR AND PREMEDITATION AND ACCESORY TO MURDUR AND MANUFACTURING AND TIE THEM FOR ACCESORY TO 911 AND JUST HAVE THE INMATES RAPE THIS BITCH AND KILL HER ALIVE BY SKINNING THE CUNT

  • @yungsu100 tongue*

  • @yungsu100 The fuck are you talking about?

  • Indignitude.

    Genius. Well done.

  • lol Iceland is norweigan? more like baltic

  • I hate salt covered Cigarettes

  • Useless as balls on a flamingo. lol

  • THIS IS THE BEST THING ON YOUTUBE

  • Do one on Obama now!

    I'm sure you'd have lots of interesting and hilarious material...

  • This proves that Bush could not have arranged 9/11 on purpose; he's not even smart enough to speak a coherent sentence.

  • haha it seemed like it was pretty acurate

  • LOL my job is to do my job

  • Why did my comment get thumbed down? I was defending this video...

  • and i care abt wht you think is funny? :S to me this thing is boring and it shows this world is soon at its end its got all the bulls**t ppl on it and Kaweebo Your Rlyy Funny coz Your a Joke...

  • Bush sucked, no questions asked. But OBAMA...

    I'd take Bush any day.

  • Then your pathetic.

  • My what is pathetic? And why would it be, then? I mean, it was okay for everyone to dislike Bush. But if you dislike Obama, you're either a racist, a crazy, radical right-winger, or apparently, you own an object that is pathetic, and Obama supporters will tell you so in the form of a sentence fragment. Unless of course you meant "you're" pathetic. That would explain everything... except for the fact that disliking Obama makes one pathetic.

  • @Leathertoast Well I meant to say you are if you want Bush back, it doesn't having anything to do with Obama really.

  • @Aqualung71 I don't want Bush back. I'm saying that Obama is horrible enough to the point where I would actually prefer Bush as president.

  • @Leathertoast At least Obama wasnt behind 9/11, I rather have anyone in office over Bush.

  • lmao Bush was too stupid to be "being 9/11"

  • @zartanhatesyou

    They don't control shit my friend.

  • funniest thing i've seen! lol

  • lol the big dick part was just hilarious

  • Calling a Hamster a garble same shit lmao

  • See, when you say things like, "not funny" in a way like that, it just seems boring and irritates people. Now, if say it like the Joker did before he died in Batman Beyond, THEN it might work.

    Example: "That's not funny...that's not...*cough*"

    See? Marginally more funny.

    However, I DO think this is funny and thus I give you 5 stars Raul!

  • this is possibly the most funny thing i have ever seen

  • The pretzel shit is hysterical!

  • this is fucking funny :D

  • hes the MONGOOSE

  • I dont think this is a parody, these are TRANSCRIPTS! :)

  • Genious.

    Pure Genious.

    @zaxfaxtothemax2000

    lighten up.

    its a comedy.

    it doesn't have to me 'politicly correct'

    its funny as :D

  • ok soooo not politically correct, which is why i love it!!!

  • 6:45 is the best part.

    Raul is absolutely genius. The funniest man on Youtube.

  • Lol, to cover up the background image of bush was funny. He should've tried to throw in more bush-ism's also. But I love it nonetheless

  • Sometimes I wish you could just type [/ramble] and George Bush would shut the hell up XD... This guy is an awesome actor, he really should try and go bigger then just youtube.

  • 16:33-17:54. LMFAO!

    That was great.

  • i watched the whole thing and it was awesome pretty fuckin funny and definently worth watching

  • i rember seeing this video ages ago on my old account was awesome then nd still now.

  • Simply hilarious. "I'm the leader goose. I'm a MONGOOSE!"

  • 21:10 - 22:06 you almost killed me man!!

  • the mongoose thing is fucking awsome :P

  • 27:34 i think i pissed myself onwards LOL

  • lol green eggs and hamlet

  • green eggs and hamlet. epic!

  • you are the funniest motherfucker on youtube

  • what about a staight oval?

  • i watch this every single nite

    while i go to bed.

    its terrific :)

  • VERY entertaining man XD lol this is hilarious.

  • I've watched this over a hundred times and its still just as good as the first time I watched it. every video you make is amazing, even if you move to bigger things please keep these coming!

  • poor bastard (president) u got some talent

  • Hahah! Indians?

    Oh, those crazy cowboy-fightin' terrorists! They're MAD!

  • lol Curious George xD hilarious video man

  • Haha calling Iceland a Norwegian country.

  • omg i was eating a pretzel when i saw this and i almost choked on it laughing.

  • lmfao

  • is fun

  • That was an excellent video! It made me laugh so hard! You are awesome. Great job! xD

  • lol, 28:21 the real bush in background

  • a good summary of bushes presidentcy.

  • lmao 22:00 big dick ... but ... can somebody stop me!?

    This is fantastic, keep it up!

  • cum toothpaste rofl

  • LMAO his expression at 30:28 made me laugh so hard I almost cried

  • that whole pretzel thing at 19:00 and up is just fuckin hilarious

  • The laugh at 27:54 is hilarious ^^

  • "How was I supposed to know he was blind?!"

  • Im going to start calling pretzels "saltine-coated death sticks" now

  • Damn its long!

  • LOL! 3:20 i totally knew you were going to say that!!!!!

  • nice

    fuck this is long!

  • lol u accidentally pronounced "nuclear" correctly instead of like bush does.

  • Bush: "It's 60:40 swinging my way, so --"

    Dick: "More like 90:10. 90:10...swinging my way.........95, actually, 95:5. Swinging my way."

    Brilliant. And Is that the same guy from Brownies & Balls playing Dick?

  • It's much funnier when you have seen the office

  • !!!

  • Wow. I watched the whole thing.

    You deserve more views.

    The people who say its boring probably didn't watch all 34 minutes three.

    Your acting is great.

  • what if you dont have a closet?

  • HAHAHAHAHA YEAH! Go CountAlexander!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • great acting. :) CONGRATS. I subscribed

  • To be honest, I don't see why those comments were thumbed down. I was complimenting the video. Just expressing my opinion in it.

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  • A simple answer exist, friend. Money and Reputation.

    Dad is mister Bush Senior, and in USA, everything goes with money.

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  • BWAH! "You're not going to be able to buy your graduation"? Where the fuck have YOU been living???

  • Read The Book Stupid White men<---- Old old Book from around 2002. Good book on BUSH

  • yes because michal moore writes nothing but truth

  • haha i like the pretzel shit da best

  • He's my slick rick

  • mongoose, lol

  • good job, you have everything from his guestures and accent

  • omg i think this is your best , this is great i cant get enough of it!

  • LOL.. my job is to do my job

  • Really really interesting. Fantastic idea, good execution. The opening monologue felt crazy long though, especially with the two minute long "they look like Indians" joke which could have been ten seconds. After that, though, everything just flows great. Loved the scene where he goes around "the office" introducing everyone ahahah. The speech writer with braces and the dude who Bush keeps being racist to were amazing. Very good video, could be great after some trimmage.

  • brown people who shoot shit up xD

  • omg you have talent!!!

  • SO many awesome lines in this.....well done.

  • you must be a professional everything.....

    words of wisdom in every sense..

    ha- what a joke

  • omg 34 minutes long??? o.O

  • It is so funny when he laughs

  • ur fucking 12, go fuck ur mom

  • mclizibeth...lol funny as hell!

  • all the comments are just fucking arguements!

  • no they aren't! liar! :)

  • this vid is fucking awesome

  • Dude below this comment do you know how annoying it is when assholes go to someone's vid's and say shit about it then say thery vid's are great when they happen to be the suckiest thing you have ever seen on this website. It is very annoying

  • funny

  • so mean and funny

  • wow

    look at the debate

    its a comedy

    ahah good job

    you do his accent good as :D

  • George W. Bush is stupid x)

    Thanks for being an inspiration :)

  • All these arguments aside this was thoroughly enjoyable. Good impression too, lots of it sounded exactly like stuff he would say.

    "Saltine-coated death sticks" -- haha, you're brilliant.

  • you guys SHUT UP.

    this is supposed to be funny.

    not with you two verbally attacking each other.

  • dude what the fuck were you smoking when you were following the election?

  • and fyi, im already a good actor. u can stop obsessing over that 1 thing. its gettin old. and w/ Socrates? heh, hell, ill give u a demonstration! tell me 1 thing u "kno" for certain. and lets see how smart u r. also, excessive cursing and laughing does NOT make u smart. idk what dumb-ass told u that, but theyre worse than u! as hard as that is to believe.

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  • 1st of all, u havent seen me act. whatever vids u saw on my channel were DOCUMENTARIES. no acting involved. all spontanaeity and reality. and just for ur ignorance and arrogance, im not gonna watch ur vids

  • also, learn to curse. u just cuz u do it a lot doesnt mean ur good at it. if u rly were smart, then ud kno that alrdy. but u arent, and u dont. and if u were RLY smart, ud kno that no1 can actually KNO anything. at all. and this "lofty 10th grade moron fuck" (as u so eloquently put it) is smarter than ull ever be.

  • No you're not, you're dumb as fuck dude. Haha. Seriously. You either still think it's cool to purposely misspell shit or you just don't know how to spell, either way you're a fucking nimrod. Haha. And don't give me this David Hume "nothing can be known" bullshit. Shit is known, that's why you're an idiot who thinks he'll be an actor one day and I actually know what I'm talking about. Go count your pubes again you debased emo-saturated shit for brains. Haha.

  • well, u kno some philosophy! im a lil impressed. only problem: Hume was right. nothin CAN be known. no necassary connection can be established. but i actually didnt get that from him. Socrates said that thousands of years beforehand, and, once u factor in Descartes' "I think, therefore I am" theorem, he was ALSO right! tsk, tsk, tsk. dont insult ur mental superiors. violence is the sign of a lesser intellect. and no, no one said that. no one had to. its too obvious.

  • And someone did say violence is the sign of a lesser intellect, "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin. And violence is defined as physical harm being brought to another you DUMB shit. haha. I'm typing. God you suck at life. I got another quote for you and the other idiot. "When a true genius appears in this world, you will know him by this sign; the idiots will be in confederacy against him" - Johnathan Swift. Get a job kid. You're not going anywhere in life. Ha

  • someone DID say that? huh. didnt kno that. well lemme ask u this: what Johnathan Swift right? he cant be proven. Descartes is proven, Humes proven, Socrates is proven. what makes U right? and i was referring to ur constant cursing (annoying, gets u nowhere in life. one wld think ud have learned this by now) and ur "verbal" attacks. if u were smart... ud alrdy kno this... :-)

  • 9:22 i exploded laughing. had to close my mouth before i get noticed.

  • all political parties r fucked up. both hav problems, the 2-Party system sucks. also, if ur not even in HIGH SCHOOL yet, lets please stay out of these debates, cuz u obviously dont kno enuf YET. and if the best comeback u have involves extreme amounts of cursing and little to no logic, then please, SHUT THE FUCK UP and READ A FUCKING BOOK!!! also, never, EVER bring religion into politics. separation of church and state. hell, Jefferson and Adams both hated christianity! its true, look it up

  • Dude, shut your retarded fucking mouth. Haha. Obama and McCain don't know about politics? Wtf?? Haha. You're a lofty 10th grade moron fuck who can't think in concrete political terms. And I'm not a liberal you waste of ejaculation nimrod. Haha. I'm and indie. You're a "democrat", (I doubt you even thought about issues long enough to decide that) bitching about the two party system, which makes you too stupid to even realize your own hypocrisy. And learn how to spell, you wannabe actor faggot. Ha

  • if you're going to make fun of someone for their spelling errors it would probably help if you didn't make them yourself ("i'm and indie." i assume you meant "i'm an indie."). Also "you waste of ejaculation nimrod" should have been "you waste of AN ejaculation, nimrod."

  • The errors are there on purpose, genius. Congratulations on being an Independent. And, if you're SO smart, you probably would've realized that I said that neither candidate knows ENOUGH about politics. I never said they didn't know politics! You have got to get your eyes checked. I know about hypocrisy and that's not it. I actually TRY to stay away from politics! No one's answer is completely right or perfect! But I'll make an exception. This spelled well enough for you, you blind motherfucker?

  • I put a D at the end of an you stupid prepubescent harlot. He incorrectly spelled entire sentences because it's "trendy" or whatever the fuck. The ejaculation thing is me trying to cut down the character count. Bottom line, you're angry cuz you descended from inbred conservative hicks that can only join the military or work in a factory. Shut the fuck up. Haha. And Javi, enough, about, whatever. You're still a fucking idiot. They know about politics and you don't. And yes, some answers are right

  • i dont misspell things cuz its "cool" or shit, i do it cuz it saves time and valuable characters when writing responses. and no one political view is right, and thats why i hate politics. hell, RELIGION is easier! only 1 answer can be right there, but not in politics. just start using ur brain, for ONCE! ah, fuck it. this is a waste of time. fuck u, hope u get AIDs and die horribly. do the world a favor

  • Don't act like you're intelligent because you know how to use Google you dumb fuck. Hahaha. You're all mad because I told you the reality behind your stupid aspirations of becoming a serious actor. haha. You just mentioned Socrates and Descartes without even knowing the meaning behind their famous quotes. Hahaha. You are pathetic and will always fail in life, just like your retarded parents. Kill yourself you emo faggot.

  • /:-) u kno, ur actually fun to listen to! its sorta like watching Pineapple Express or the 3 Stooges and watching them flounder about helplessly! u hav NO idea what ur talkin about! HAHA! nah, ill keep this discussion going. ive always wanted to understand those w/ meager intellects but their logic is always so fucked up, i nvr can! btw, Descartes' quote means that, if u think in some way, shape, or form, even if its a god or evil god thinking for u, then ur mental self exists in some form.

  • i like the 3 stooges and pineapple express. lol. man u two are going at it. who's gonna throw in the towel, the most ironic thing is that you two are practically representing the same mindset of liberalism. too funny. lol.

  • ok... ive been reading the comments by both todayisblue and by klassickandl and ive come to this conclusion: klassick, UR 12! u dont kno enuf about politics yet! fuck, NO 1 DOES!! not even Obama or McCain does!!! so dont judge whats right or wrong. also, u may be against abortion, but dont take away rights of others based on ur personal beliefs. todayisblue, i kno i speak 4 evry1 when i say SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! im democrat and even I want u to shut up!!! DAMN, u give liberals a bad name!!!!

  • lmao... the coughs... he's uising a green screen

  • You should do one about Obama next.

  • I don't hate women. I hate stupid people. (i.e. you). How can I remember you're 12?? You never said you were. I just knew you were too young to use your own brain effectively. Of course you love Rush, both of you are full of stupidity and hate. And your father wasn't raised right, he was raised by low-income earning moron redneck fucks that form opinions through shallow emotions and not logical reasoning. It's not a baby after just 3 months of gestation. Read something or kill yourself.

  • dude i've told im twelve like four times. and you seriously need to get a life and stop talking to people (i.e. me and three other people on here) like this. and dont talk about my grandparents like that. my grandpa was in the military for most of his life and loves america. and my grandma had to raise 5 kids on her own. and don't tell me to kill myself. suicide is selfish.

  • ...Umm...what the fuck? hahah. Kakarot, shut your stupid prepubescent fuckin mouth. Don't type when you're angry, it makes you look more like an idiot than you already are. Haha. And the special olympic joke was funny when it was first said in like 1998. Kill yourself you retarded bitch. haha.

  • Tsk Tsk nice comeback now wipe it off your chin

  • nice one. its either a blowjob joke or a fat joke, seeing as how he's calling u twelve im guessing blowjob joke. regardless u should realize todayisblue is going up against u n like three others. cut him some slack.

  • XD Thanks yeah I'll let the others get em

  • And mostlysunny, you type run on sentences. Shut your emo fuck face up. Haha. YOU have no clue what I'm talking about, that's all. And that's because you're poorly educated. And don't do the knight in shining E-armor thing on youtube, it's pathetic. This is why no one loves you. Kill yourself, moron.

  • ok todayisblue I've been reading your comments and I've come to the conclusion of saying this

    SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT STOP FUCKING PICKING ON PEOPLE LET ALONE STARTING ARGUMENTS THAT ARE MEANINGLESS YOU FUCK NUT LEARN YOUR FUCKING ROLE AND SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH. SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT WHO'S WRONG WHO'S RIGHT WHO LOVES WHO IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER ONE GOD DAMN BIT YOUR A FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH ON THIS PLANET PEOPLE LIKE YOU carry onto next comment

  • PISS ME OFF. EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I WENT TO I SOMEHOW MANAGE TO FIND A PERSON LIKE YOU(sometimes it is you) ARGUING AND TALKING LIKE A SAILOR THIS SHIT GETS OLD REAL FUCKING FAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING ARGUE WITH EVERY GODDAMN PERSON. IT'S FUCKING REATARDED. ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS EVEN IF YOU WIN YOUR STILL RETARDED(no offense to those who are just using it as an example) look it's not just you it's simply every person who does this shit. all I'm asking is stop it.

  • THANK YOU.

  • (^_^) no problem

  • agreed but this has been going on for awhile and has been truly funny. thanks for putting ur two cents in but allow me to give a defeatist attitude. everyone will bitch, so just let it go n possibly enjoy it. i mean just for this i wana do videos against the net nerds or mealy mouthed opinontors( dunno how to spell that). also, i wish to point out ur putting flames out with gasoline it doesnt really work. lol

  • lol yep

  • dont get me wrong i think it's funny and whatnot but im really tired of people having to stoop like this to make "funny" videos, even tho the whole "george bush is a stupid hick" thing is WAY overdone.

  • Well if you're not a whore maybe you should be. The only way you'll make money is through your vagina and not your brain obviously. And I do respect myself, I just don't respect stupidity. Learn facts, instead of repeating right wing Fox News Channel Rush Limbaugh bullshit that your retarded inbred father parrots to you. Making fun of Bush never gets old, you just don't like it cuz you're a necon cum bag. Now Shut your hole. Bitch. Haha.

  • hun ill say this once: get over this hatred of women just because the ONLY action you can get is through whores. and i really dont need to make money through sex mkay? unlike you i dont need that stuff. twelve, remember? so that makes you calling me all of this stuff worse. i love rush limbaugh. and my father is NOT inbred. he was raised RIGHT. that's why we dont believe in killing babies. you're just another immature leftist, calling people emo when people in the 7th grade call each other that

  • i think he was making sarcasm on ur lack of intelligence, now im not saying ur not smart. but u love rush so u have ur faults. i dont see him hating women.

  • callin them cum guzzlers and saying the only way they're gonna make money is through their vaginas is kinda hatin on women. not very respectful.

    and yeahh i am smart. quite smart. im in the PEAK program, which is higher than honors. so yeahh. im one of the smartest kids in my school. and yeahh I LOVE RUSH he is freakin AWESOME!

  • terms of affection? i jest of course. seeing as how a. ur tweleve and b. in a special program and c. think the world of rush then i realize this is an exercise in futility. hey enjoy ur life. may ur hopes n dreams succeed as long as they dont mean ur president on the republicans. food for thought live a little before u speak ur mind.

  • rush is a band... not a person

    ur blowing it out of proportions, and I think you're a liar... and if you're gonna post hate... just don't do it.. Someone of your "stature" should know if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it... He made a mistake... Whatever... He said that to make people laugh, it's called a joke, and almost all jokes are at the expense of someone else, so you can't tell me that you don't laugh at jokes, or tell them.

  • what the fuck are you talkin bout dude?? seriously.

  • theyre talkin bout Rush Limbaugh, who IS a person. and an idiot. dumb fuck supported Bush more than Obama! even hardcore Republicans can agree thats just fucked up, right?!?

  • FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! u admit it. it is funny, and when its funny for two seconds it makes all worth it. true bush has been done, but the material is still great. i mean i remember when quayle was president same thing except he didnt run the country into the ground allegedly.... anyhoo. every comic or funny guy needs to put his or her personal stamp on a certain material that is known by all. its like the aristocrats joke.