A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. more.... One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. . Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy.
I AM GOING TO PULL YOUR FUCKEN TUNG OUT WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE BUT I AM GOING TO KEEP MY PROMISE UNTILL I SEE FACTS. GORDON WHEN THE CIA MONITORS CALL JUST SEND DEPUTIES AND ARREST THEM FOR TREASON ,FABRICATING A INCIDENT LYING TO THE POLICE AND SLANDERING AND ATTEMTED MURDUR AND PREMEDITATION AND ACCESORY TO MURDUR AND MANUFACTURING AND TIE THEM FOR ACCESORY TO 911 AND JUST HAVE THE INMATES RAPE THIS BITCH AND KILL HER ALIVE BY SKINNING THE CUNT
and i care abt wht you think is funny? :S to me this thing is boring and it shows this world is soon at its end its got all the bulls**t ppl on it and Kaweebo Your Rlyy Funny coz Your a Joke...
My what is pathetic? And why would it be, then? I mean, it was okay for everyone to dislike Bush. But if you dislike Obama, you're either a racist, a crazy, radical right-winger, or apparently, you own an object that is pathetic, and Obama supporters will tell you so in the form of a sentence fragment. Unless of course you meant "you're" pathetic. That would explain everything... except for the fact that disliking Obama makes one pathetic.
See, when you say things like, "not funny" in a way like that, it just seems boring and irritates people. Now, if say it like the Joker did before he died in Batman Beyond, THEN it might work.
Example: "That's not funny...that's not...*cough*"
See? Marginally more funny.
However, I DO think this is funny and thus I give you 5 stars Raul!
Sometimes I wish you could just type [/ramble] and George Bush would shut the hell up XD... This guy is an awesome actor, he really should try and go bigger then just youtube.
I've watched this over a hundred times and its still just as good as the first time I watched it. every video you make is amazing, even if you move to bigger things please keep these coming!
A girl named Ashly Kingsworth was looking for down a well and a ghost pushed her down the well. now that you read this you must Copy and Paste to 2 Other Video's or else tonight at 12:00
she will stand at the end of you're bed and pull you down the well she died in.
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Really really interesting. Fantastic idea, good execution. The opening monologue felt crazy long though, especially with the two minute long "they look like Indians" joke which could have been ten seconds. After that, though, everything just flows great. Loved the scene where he goes around "the office" introducing everyone ahahah. The speech writer with braces and the dude who Bush keeps being racist to were amazing. Very good video, could be great after some trimmage.
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
Dude below this comment do you know how annoying it is when assholes go to someone's vid's and say shit about it then say thery vid's are great when they happen to be the suckiest thing you have ever seen on this website. It is very annoying
and fyi, im already a good actor. u can stop obsessing over that 1 thing. its gettin old. and w/ Socrates? heh, hell, ill give u a demonstration! tell me 1 thing u "kno" for certain. and lets see how smart u r. also, excessive cursing and laughing does NOT make u smart. idk what dumb-ass told u that, but theyre worse than u! as hard as that is to believe.
1st of all, u havent seen me act. whatever vids u saw on my channel were DOCUMENTARIES. no acting involved. all spontanaeity and reality. and just for ur ignorance and arrogance, im not gonna watch ur vids
also, learn to curse. u just cuz u do it a lot doesnt mean ur good at it. if u rly were smart, then ud kno that alrdy. but u arent, and u dont. and if u were RLY smart, ud kno that no1 can actually KNO anything. at all. and this "lofty 10th grade moron fuck" (as u so eloquently put it) is smarter than ull ever be.
No you're not, you're dumb as fuck dude. Haha. Seriously. You either still think it's cool to purposely misspell shit or you just don't know how to spell, either way you're a fucking nimrod. Haha. And don't give me this David Hume "nothing can be known" bullshit. Shit is known, that's why you're an idiot who thinks he'll be an actor one day and I actually know what I'm talking about. Go count your pubes again you debased emo-saturated shit for brains. Haha.
well, u kno some philosophy! im a lil impressed. only problem: Hume was right. nothin CAN be known. no necassary connection can be established. but i actually didnt get that from him. Socrates said that thousands of years beforehand, and, once u factor in Descartes' "I think, therefore I am" theorem, he was ALSO right! tsk, tsk, tsk. dont insult ur mental superiors. violence is the sign of a lesser intellect. and no, no one said that. no one had to. its too obvious.
And someone did say violence is the sign of a lesser intellect, "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin. And violence is defined as physical harm being brought to another you DUMB shit. haha. I'm typing. God you suck at life. I got another quote for you and the other idiot. "When a true genius appears in this world, you will know him by this sign; the idiots will be in confederacy against him" - Johnathan Swift. Get a job kid. You're not going anywhere in life. Ha
someone DID say that? huh. didnt kno that. well lemme ask u this: what Johnathan Swift right? he cant be proven. Descartes is proven, Humes proven, Socrates is proven. what makes U right? and i was referring to ur constant cursing (annoying, gets u nowhere in life. one wld think ud have learned this by now) and ur "verbal" attacks. if u were smart... ud alrdy kno this... :-)
all political parties r fucked up. both hav problems, the 2-Party system sucks. also, if ur not even in HIGH SCHOOL yet, lets please stay out of these debates, cuz u obviously dont kno enuf YET. and if the best comeback u have involves extreme amounts of cursing and little to no logic, then please, SHUT THE FUCK UP and READ A FUCKING BOOK!!! also, never, EVER bring religion into politics. separation of church and state. hell, Jefferson and Adams both hated christianity! its true, look it up
Dude, shut your retarded fucking mouth. Haha. Obama and McCain don't know about politics? Wtf?? Haha. You're a lofty 10th grade moron fuck who can't think in concrete political terms. And I'm not a liberal you waste of ejaculation nimrod. Haha. I'm and indie. You're a "democrat", (I doubt you even thought about issues long enough to decide that) bitching about the two party system, which makes you too stupid to even realize your own hypocrisy. And learn how to spell, you wannabe actor faggot. Ha
if you're going to make fun of someone for their spelling errors it would probably help if you didn't make them yourself ("i'm and indie." i assume you meant "i'm an indie."). Also "you waste of ejaculation nimrod" should have been "you waste of AN ejaculation, nimrod."
The errors are there on purpose, genius. Congratulations on being an Independent. And, if you're SO smart, you probably would've realized that I said that neither candidate knows ENOUGH about politics. I never said they didn't know politics! You have got to get your eyes checked. I know about hypocrisy and that's not it. I actually TRY to stay away from politics! No one's answer is completely right or perfect! But I'll make an exception. This spelled well enough for you, you blind motherfucker?
I put a D at the end of an you stupid prepubescent harlot. He incorrectly spelled entire sentences because it's "trendy" or whatever the fuck. The ejaculation thing is me trying to cut down the character count. Bottom line, you're angry cuz you descended from inbred conservative hicks that can only join the military or work in a factory. Shut the fuck up. Haha. And Javi, enough, about, whatever. You're still a fucking idiot. They know about politics and you don't. And yes, some answers are right
i dont misspell things cuz its "cool" or shit, i do it cuz it saves time and valuable characters when writing responses. and no one political view is right, and thats why i hate politics. hell, RELIGION is easier! only 1 answer can be right there, but not in politics. just start using ur brain, for ONCE! ah, fuck it. this is a waste of time. fuck u, hope u get AIDs and die horribly. do the world a favor
Don't act like you're intelligent because you know how to use Google you dumb fuck. Hahaha. You're all mad because I told you the reality behind your stupid aspirations of becoming a serious actor. haha. You just mentioned Socrates and Descartes without even knowing the meaning behind their famous quotes. Hahaha. You are pathetic and will always fail in life, just like your retarded parents. Kill yourself you emo faggot.
/:-) u kno, ur actually fun to listen to! its sorta like watching Pineapple Express or the 3 Stooges and watching them flounder about helplessly! u hav NO idea what ur talkin about! HAHA! nah, ill keep this discussion going. ive always wanted to understand those w/ meager intellects but their logic is always so fucked up, i nvr can! btw, Descartes' quote means that, if u think in some way, shape, or form, even if its a god or evil god thinking for u, then ur mental self exists in some form.
i like the 3 stooges and pineapple express. lol. man u two are going at it. who's gonna throw in the towel, the most ironic thing is that you two are practically representing the same mindset of liberalism. too funny. lol.
ok... ive been reading the comments by both todayisblue and by klassickandl and ive come to this conclusion: klassick, UR 12! u dont kno enuf about politics yet! fuck, NO 1 DOES!! not even Obama or McCain does!!! so dont judge whats right or wrong. also, u may be against abortion, but dont take away rights of others based on ur personal beliefs. todayisblue, i kno i speak 4 evry1 when i say SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! im democrat and even I want u to shut up!!! DAMN, u give liberals a bad name!!!!
I don't hate women. I hate stupid people. (i.e. you). How can I remember you're 12?? You never said you were. I just knew you were too young to use your own brain effectively. Of course you love Rush, both of you are full of stupidity and hate. And your father wasn't raised right, he was raised by low-income earning moron redneck fucks that form opinions through shallow emotions and not logical reasoning. It's not a baby after just 3 months of gestation. Read something or kill yourself.
dude i've told im twelve like four times. and you seriously need to get a life and stop talking to people (i.e. me and three other people on here) like this. and dont talk about my grandparents like that. my grandpa was in the military for most of his life and loves america. and my grandma had to raise 5 kids on her own. and don't tell me to kill myself. suicide is selfish.
...Umm...what the fuck? hahah. Kakarot, shut your stupid prepubescent fuckin mouth. Don't type when you're angry, it makes you look more like an idiot than you already are. Haha. And the special olympic joke was funny when it was first said in like 1998. Kill yourself you retarded bitch. haha.
nice one. its either a blowjob joke or a fat joke, seeing as how he's calling u twelve im guessing blowjob joke. regardless u should realize todayisblue is going up against u n like three others. cut him some slack.
And mostlysunny, you type run on sentences. Shut your emo fuck face up. Haha. YOU have no clue what I'm talking about, that's all. And that's because you're poorly educated. And don't do the knight in shining E-armor thing on youtube, it's pathetic. This is why no one loves you. Kill yourself, moron.
ok todayisblue I've been reading your comments and I've come to the conclusion of saying this
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT STOP FUCKING PICKING ON PEOPLE LET ALONE STARTING ARGUMENTS THAT ARE MEANINGLESS YOU FUCK NUT LEARN YOUR FUCKING ROLE AND SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH. SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT WHO'S WRONG WHO'S RIGHT WHO LOVES WHO IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER ONE GOD DAMN BIT YOUR A FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH ON THIS PLANET PEOPLE LIKE YOU carry onto next comment
PISS ME OFF. EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I WENT TO I SOMEHOW MANAGE TO FIND A PERSON LIKE YOU(sometimes it is you) ARGUING AND TALKING LIKE A SAILOR THIS SHIT GETS OLD REAL FUCKING FAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING ARGUE WITH EVERY GODDAMN PERSON. IT'S FUCKING REATARDED. ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS EVEN IF YOU WIN YOUR STILL RETARDED(no offense to those who are just using it as an example) look it's not just you it's simply every person who does this shit. all I'm asking is stop it.
agreed but this has been going on for awhile and has been truly funny. thanks for putting ur two cents in but allow me to give a defeatist attitude. everyone will bitch, so just let it go n possibly enjoy it. i mean just for this i wana do videos against the net nerds or mealy mouthed opinontors( dunno how to spell that). also, i wish to point out ur putting flames out with gasoline it doesnt really work. lol
dont get me wrong i think it's funny and whatnot but im really tired of people having to stoop like this to make "funny" videos, even tho the whole "george bush is a stupid hick" thing is WAY overdone.
Well if you're not a whore maybe you should be. The only way you'll make money is through your vagina and not your brain obviously. And I do respect myself, I just don't respect stupidity. Learn facts, instead of repeating right wing Fox News Channel Rush Limbaugh bullshit that your retarded inbred father parrots to you. Making fun of Bush never gets old, you just don't like it cuz you're a necon cum bag. Now Shut your hole. Bitch. Haha.
hun ill say this once: get over this hatred of women just because the ONLY action you can get is through whores. and i really dont need to make money through sex mkay? unlike you i dont need that stuff. twelve, remember? so that makes you calling me all of this stuff worse. i love rush limbaugh. and my father is NOT inbred. he was raised RIGHT. that's why we dont believe in killing babies. you're just another immature leftist, calling people emo when people in the 7th grade call each other that
i think he was making sarcasm on ur lack of intelligence, now im not saying ur not smart. but u love rush so u have ur faults. i dont see him hating women.
callin them cum guzzlers and saying the only way they're gonna make money is through their vaginas is kinda hatin on women. not very respectful.
and yeahh i am smart. quite smart. im in the PEAK program, which is higher than honors. so yeahh. im one of the smartest kids in my school. and yeahh I LOVE RUSH he is freakin AWESOME!
terms of affection? i jest of course. seeing as how a. ur tweleve and b. in a special program and c. think the world of rush then i realize this is an exercise in futility. hey enjoy ur life. may ur hopes n dreams succeed as long as they dont mean ur president on the republicans. food for thought live a little before u speak ur mind.
ur blowing it out of proportions, and I think you're a liar... and if you're gonna post hate... just don't do it.. Someone of your "stature" should know if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it... He made a mistake... Whatever... He said that to make people laugh, it's called a joke, and almost all jokes are at the expense of someone else, so you can't tell me that you don't laugh at jokes, or tell them.
theyre talkin bout Rush Limbaugh, who IS a person. and an idiot. dumb fuck supported Bush more than Obama! even hardcore Republicans can agree thats just fucked up, right?!?
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u admit it. it is funny, and when its funny for two seconds it makes all worth it. true bush has been done, but the material is still great. i mean i remember when quayle was president same thing except he didnt run the country into the ground allegedly.... anyhoo. every comic or funny guy needs to put his or her personal stamp on a certain material that is known by all. its like the aristocrats joke.
FAKE
MoldytoasterMedia 1 week ago
GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. more.... One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. . Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy.
beautysecretss 3 weeks ago
LOL the pretzel part
raggedbandit 6 months ago
This is lllllooooooooonnnnnngggggggg
PyroThePremo 6 months ago
@PyroThePremo Your mom said that to me yesterday :) xD jk, just had to
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"those little brown people that blow shit up" this is comedy gold
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kimmolind 8 months ago
I AM GOING TO PULL YOUR FUCKEN TUNG OUT WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE BUT I AM GOING TO KEEP MY PROMISE UNTILL I SEE FACTS. GORDON WHEN THE CIA MONITORS CALL JUST SEND DEPUTIES AND ARREST THEM FOR TREASON ,FABRICATING A INCIDENT LYING TO THE POLICE AND SLANDERING AND ATTEMTED MURDUR AND PREMEDITATION AND ACCESORY TO MURDUR AND MANUFACTURING AND TIE THEM FOR ACCESORY TO 911 AND JUST HAVE THE INMATES RAPE THIS BITCH AND KILL HER ALIVE BY SKINNING THE CUNT
yungsu100 10 months ago
@yungsu100 tongue*
mattatthome 9 months ago
@yungsu100 The fuck are you talking about?
xxxMrPaintballxxx 8 months ago
Indignitude.
Genius. Well done.
etotheminusjomegat 11 months ago
lol Iceland is norweigan? more like baltic
Mistoffelees11 11 months ago
I hate salt covered Cigarettes
Mistoffelees11 11 months ago
Useless as balls on a flamingo. lol
demonunleashed888 1 year ago
THIS IS THE BEST THING ON YOUTUBE
nikonxxx 1 year ago
Do one on Obama now!
I'm sure you'd have lots of interesting and hilarious material...
MacRaeWarrior 1 year ago 2
This proves that Bush could not have arranged 9/11 on purpose; he's not even smart enough to speak a coherent sentence.
MrDemonWorm 1 year ago 5
haha it seemed like it was pretty acurate
generalinsan0 1 year ago
LOL my job is to do my job
flippinghellpatatoe 1 year ago
Why did my comment get thumbed down? I was defending this video...
Kaweebo 1 year ago
and i care abt wht you think is funny? :S to me this thing is boring and it shows this world is soon at its end its got all the bulls**t ppl on it and Kaweebo Your Rlyy Funny coz Your a Joke...
Nigel092Rocker 1 year ago
Bush sucked, no questions asked. But OBAMA...
I'd take Bush any day.
Leathertoast 1 year ago
Then your pathetic.
Aqualung71 1 year ago
My what is pathetic? And why would it be, then? I mean, it was okay for everyone to dislike Bush. But if you dislike Obama, you're either a racist, a crazy, radical right-winger, or apparently, you own an object that is pathetic, and Obama supporters will tell you so in the form of a sentence fragment. Unless of course you meant "you're" pathetic. That would explain everything... except for the fact that disliking Obama makes one pathetic.
Leathertoast 1 year ago
@Leathertoast Well I meant to say you are if you want Bush back, it doesn't having anything to do with Obama really.
Aqualung71 1 year ago
@Aqualung71 I don't want Bush back. I'm saying that Obama is horrible enough to the point where I would actually prefer Bush as president.
Leathertoast 1 year ago
@Leathertoast At least Obama wasnt behind 9/11, I rather have anyone in office over Bush.
zartanhatesyou 1 year ago
lmao Bush was too stupid to be "being 9/11"
Leathertoast 1 year ago
@zartanhatesyou
They don't control shit my friend.
colloredbrothers 1 year ago
funniest thing i've seen! lol
candyshit101 2 years ago
lol the big dick part was just hilarious
619mark619 2 years ago
Calling a Hamster a garble same shit lmao
brawlmaster7 2 years ago
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not funny :(
Nigel092Rocker 2 years ago
See, when you say things like, "not funny" in a way like that, it just seems boring and irritates people. Now, if say it like the Joker did before he died in Batman Beyond, THEN it might work.
Example: "That's not funny...that's not...*cough*"
See? Marginally more funny.
However, I DO think this is funny and thus I give you 5 stars Raul!
Kaweebo 2 years ago
this is possibly the most funny thing i have ever seen
pauljohnsonlive 2 years ago 26
The pretzel shit is hysterical!
mickihotchick 2 years ago 4
this is fucking funny :D
faredust77 2 years ago 3
hes the MONGOOSE
sqweebel 2 years ago
I dont think this is a parody, these are TRANSCRIPTS! :)
jw13303 2 years ago 27
Genious.
Pure Genious.
@zaxfaxtothemax2000
lighten up.
its a comedy.
it doesn't have to me 'politicly correct'
its funny as :D
Dylanownsguitarhero 2 years ago 3
ok soooo not politically correct, which is why i love it!!!
eawoodard 2 years ago
6:45 is the best part.
Raul is absolutely genius. The funniest man on Youtube.
TJHARR007 2 years ago 2
Lol, to cover up the background image of bush was funny. He should've tried to throw in more bush-ism's also. But I love it nonetheless
FluffyMI6 2 years ago
Sometimes I wish you could just type [/ramble] and George Bush would shut the hell up XD... This guy is an awesome actor, he really should try and go bigger then just youtube.
FluffyMI6 2 years ago
16:33-17:54. LMFAO!
That was great.
susanisurhomie2007 2 years ago
i watched the whole thing and it was awesome pretty fuckin funny and definently worth watching
MDMAProductions 2 years ago
i rember seeing this video ages ago on my old account was awesome then nd still now.
IgNiteFi1ms 2 years ago
Simply hilarious. "I'm the leader goose. I'm a MONGOOSE!"
MoonbladeMatt 2 years ago 3
21:10 - 22:06 you almost killed me man!!
ZeD1sDeaD 2 years ago
the mongoose thing is fucking awsome :P
RandomHiMfan 2 years ago
27:34 i think i pissed myself onwards LOL
smile0please 2 years ago
lol green eggs and hamlet
TheTenaciousd1234 2 years ago
green eggs and hamlet. epic!
godzillagigan 2 years ago 3
you are the funniest motherfucker on youtube
westmatt007 2 years ago
what about a staight oval?
picklepower646 2 years ago
i watch this every single nite
while i go to bed.
its terrific :)
Dylanownsguitarhero 2 years ago 2
VERY entertaining man XD lol this is hilarious.
TMRemedy 2 years ago
I've watched this over a hundred times and its still just as good as the first time I watched it. every video you make is amazing, even if you move to bigger things please keep these coming!
intangable73 2 years ago
poor bastard (president) u got some talent
cookiedude2009 2 years ago
Hahah! Indians?
Oh, those crazy cowboy-fightin' terrorists! They're MAD!
JamiePS3Howitt 2 years ago
lol Curious George xD hilarious video man
TRMXD 2 years ago
Haha calling Iceland a Norwegian country.
TopDog69 2 years ago
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How the fuck is this video over 30 minutes??????????
Mrsoulsurvivor 2 years ago
omg i was eating a pretzel when i saw this and i almost choked on it laughing.
ojdidit92 2 years ago 2
lmfao
lKlOlDlYl 2 years ago
is fun
Redfield7492 2 years ago
That was an excellent video! It made me laugh so hard! You are awesome. Great job! xD
FallenAngelMaria 2 years ago
lol, 28:21 the real bush in background
lor108avi 2 years ago
a good summary of bushes presidentcy.
SliverElixer 2 years ago
lmao 22:00 big dick ... but ... can somebody stop me!?
This is fantastic, keep it up!
acebenzy 2 years ago
cum toothpaste rofl
xxsoccernerdxx 2 years ago
LMAO his expression at 30:28 made me laugh so hard I almost cried
PLSS 2 years ago
that whole pretzel thing at 19:00 and up is just fuckin hilarious
SH4DOWxBULL3T 2 years ago
The laugh at 27:54 is hilarious ^^
heavenlymonkey 2 years ago
"How was I supposed to know he was blind?!"
Joeyg143 2 years ago 2
Im going to start calling pretzels "saltine-coated death sticks" now
bckhdsgdngtr 2 years ago
Damn its long!
carpicoolfx 2 years ago
LOL! 3:20 i totally knew you were going to say that!!!!!
sameryoder 2 years ago
nice
fuck this is long!
jcarrig 2 years ago
lol u accidentally pronounced "nuclear" correctly instead of like bush does.
affidavit4 2 years ago
Bush: "It's 60:40 swinging my way, so --"
Dick: "More like 90:10. 90:10...swinging my way.........95, actually, 95:5. Swinging my way."
Brilliant. And Is that the same guy from Brownies & Balls playing Dick?
jakespick 2 years ago
It's much funnier when you have seen the office
vegelikesfood 2 years ago
!!!
tylalikesfood 2 years ago
Wow. I watched the whole thing.
You deserve more views.
The people who say its boring probably didn't watch all 34 minutes three.
Your acting is great.
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chris1174ever 2 years ago
what if you dont have a closet?
CountAlexander 2 years ago 5
HAHAHAHAHA YEAH! Go CountAlexander!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Iliketomakefanfics 2 years ago
great acting. :) CONGRATS. I subscribed
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GrPaoOle 2 years ago
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Very good acting,but the video is boring
Voivodian89 2 years ago
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ok this is true but you can die
july. may 20th. 1930.
A girl named Ashly Kingsworth was looking for down a well and a ghost pushed her down the well. now that you read this you must Copy and Paste to 2 Other Video's or else tonight at 12:00
she will stand at the end of you're bed and pull you down the well she died in.
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hahaheadshott 2 years ago
To be honest, I don't see why those comments were thumbed down. I was complimenting the video. Just expressing my opinion in it.
Iliketomakefanfics 2 years ago 3
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i think this is a little over the top...
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1.Put both of ur hands on ur chest
2.Think of someone that u like......
3.Tommorow that person will ask you out or say i love you.
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Iliketomakefanfics 2 years ago
A simple answer exist, friend. Money and Reputation.
Dad is mister Bush Senior, and in USA, everything goes with money.
Verimonde 2 years ago
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Iliketomakefanfics 2 years ago
BWAH! "You're not going to be able to buy your graduation"? Where the fuck have YOU been living???
Todayisblue 2 years ago
Read The Book Stupid White men<---- Old old Book from around 2002. Good book on BUSH
yodudes2 2 years ago
yes because michal moore writes nothing but truth
puddingzombie 2 years ago
haha i like the pretzel shit da best
hurleyboi808 2 years ago 3
He's my slick rick
TheBluKingPIN 2 years ago
mongoose, lol
wildreams 2 years ago
good job, you have everything from his guestures and accent
willjen21 2 years ago
omg i think this is your best , this is great i cant get enough of it!
Bralwer4Life 2 years ago 3
LOL.. my job is to do my job
truthout2007 2 years ago
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ClownWilliam 2 years ago
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i feel like i just wasted 34 mins of my life other than 13:09-13:49
ForAKlondikeBar 2 years ago
Really really interesting. Fantastic idea, good execution. The opening monologue felt crazy long though, especially with the two minute long "they look like Indians" joke which could have been ten seconds. After that, though, everything just flows great. Loved the scene where he goes around "the office" introducing everyone ahahah. The speech writer with braces and the dude who Bush keeps being racist to were amazing. Very good video, could be great after some trimmage.
StinkyBurger 2 years ago 3
brown people who shoot shit up xD
wolfman746 2 years ago 4
omg you have talent!!!
fenixravt3 2 years ago 5
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seekndestroy12 2 years ago
SO many awesome lines in this.....well done.
waynedewho 2 years ago
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George Bush was a joke. Obama is the punchline.
need to edit. forcus on jokes and edit down.
This should be no more that five minutes.
"why don't you guys give me a question I can answer" hee hee
GodsOtherMonkey 2 years ago
you must be a professional everything.....
words of wisdom in every sense..
ha- what a joke
slide4squad 2 years ago 2
omg 34 minutes long??? o.O
DethklokMinion 2 years ago
It is so funny when he laughs
shakeandbake0 2 years ago
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tthomas1996 2 years ago
ur fucking 12, go fuck ur mom
Duhya 2 years ago
mclizibeth...lol funny as hell!
lor108avi 2 years ago
all the comments are just fucking arguements!
concretedoor100 2 years ago
no they aren't! liar! :)
Rpodnee 2 years ago
this vid is fucking awesome
concretedoor100 2 years ago
Dude below this comment do you know how annoying it is when assholes go to someone's vid's and say shit about it then say thery vid's are great when they happen to be the suckiest thing you have ever seen on this website. It is very annoying
NoobKing96 2 years ago
funny
jonnydead81 2 years ago
so mean and funny
Kwakuforever 2 years ago
wow
look at the debate
its a comedy
ahah good job
you do his accent good as :D
Dylanownsguitarhero 2 years ago
George W. Bush is stupid x)
Thanks for being an inspiration :)
GAWproductions 2 years ago
All these arguments aside this was thoroughly enjoyable. Good impression too, lots of it sounded exactly like stuff he would say.
"Saltine-coated death sticks" -- haha, you're brilliant.
FollyxXxFallen 2 years ago
you guys SHUT UP.
this is supposed to be funny.
not with you two verbally attacking each other.
awesomishhchick 2 years ago
dude what the fuck were you smoking when you were following the election?
klassickandl 2 years ago
and fyi, im already a good actor. u can stop obsessing over that 1 thing. its gettin old. and w/ Socrates? heh, hell, ill give u a demonstration! tell me 1 thing u "kno" for certain. and lets see how smart u r. also, excessive cursing and laughing does NOT make u smart. idk what dumb-ass told u that, but theyre worse than u! as hard as that is to believe.
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
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13timmy30 2 years ago
1st of all, u havent seen me act. whatever vids u saw on my channel were DOCUMENTARIES. no acting involved. all spontanaeity and reality. and just for ur ignorance and arrogance, im not gonna watch ur vids
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
also, learn to curse. u just cuz u do it a lot doesnt mean ur good at it. if u rly were smart, then ud kno that alrdy. but u arent, and u dont. and if u were RLY smart, ud kno that no1 can actually KNO anything. at all. and this "lofty 10th grade moron fuck" (as u so eloquently put it) is smarter than ull ever be.
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
No you're not, you're dumb as fuck dude. Haha. Seriously. You either still think it's cool to purposely misspell shit or you just don't know how to spell, either way you're a fucking nimrod. Haha. And don't give me this David Hume "nothing can be known" bullshit. Shit is known, that's why you're an idiot who thinks he'll be an actor one day and I actually know what I'm talking about. Go count your pubes again you debased emo-saturated shit for brains. Haha.
Todayisblue 2 years ago
well, u kno some philosophy! im a lil impressed. only problem: Hume was right. nothin CAN be known. no necassary connection can be established. but i actually didnt get that from him. Socrates said that thousands of years beforehand, and, once u factor in Descartes' "I think, therefore I am" theorem, he was ALSO right! tsk, tsk, tsk. dont insult ur mental superiors. violence is the sign of a lesser intellect. and no, no one said that. no one had to. its too obvious.
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
And someone did say violence is the sign of a lesser intellect, "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin. And violence is defined as physical harm being brought to another you DUMB shit. haha. I'm typing. God you suck at life. I got another quote for you and the other idiot. "When a true genius appears in this world, you will know him by this sign; the idiots will be in confederacy against him" - Johnathan Swift. Get a job kid. You're not going anywhere in life. Ha
Todayisblue 2 years ago
someone DID say that? huh. didnt kno that. well lemme ask u this: what Johnathan Swift right? he cant be proven. Descartes is proven, Humes proven, Socrates is proven. what makes U right? and i was referring to ur constant cursing (annoying, gets u nowhere in life. one wld think ud have learned this by now) and ur "verbal" attacks. if u were smart... ud alrdy kno this... :-)
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
9:22 i exploded laughing. had to close my mouth before i get noticed.
killintymm 2 years ago
all political parties r fucked up. both hav problems, the 2-Party system sucks. also, if ur not even in HIGH SCHOOL yet, lets please stay out of these debates, cuz u obviously dont kno enuf YET. and if the best comeback u have involves extreme amounts of cursing and little to no logic, then please, SHUT THE FUCK UP and READ A FUCKING BOOK!!! also, never, EVER bring religion into politics. separation of church and state. hell, Jefferson and Adams both hated christianity! its true, look it up
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
Dude, shut your retarded fucking mouth. Haha. Obama and McCain don't know about politics? Wtf?? Haha. You're a lofty 10th grade moron fuck who can't think in concrete political terms. And I'm not a liberal you waste of ejaculation nimrod. Haha. I'm and indie. You're a "democrat", (I doubt you even thought about issues long enough to decide that) bitching about the two party system, which makes you too stupid to even realize your own hypocrisy. And learn how to spell, you wannabe actor faggot. Ha
Todayisblue 2 years ago
if you're going to make fun of someone for their spelling errors it would probably help if you didn't make them yourself ("i'm and indie." i assume you meant "i'm an indie."). Also "you waste of ejaculation nimrod" should have been "you waste of AN ejaculation, nimrod."
kylemcatl 2 years ago
The errors are there on purpose, genius. Congratulations on being an Independent. And, if you're SO smart, you probably would've realized that I said that neither candidate knows ENOUGH about politics. I never said they didn't know politics! You have got to get your eyes checked. I know about hypocrisy and that's not it. I actually TRY to stay away from politics! No one's answer is completely right or perfect! But I'll make an exception. This spelled well enough for you, you blind motherfucker?
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
I put a D at the end of an you stupid prepubescent harlot. He incorrectly spelled entire sentences because it's "trendy" or whatever the fuck. The ejaculation thing is me trying to cut down the character count. Bottom line, you're angry cuz you descended from inbred conservative hicks that can only join the military or work in a factory. Shut the fuck up. Haha. And Javi, enough, about, whatever. You're still a fucking idiot. They know about politics and you don't. And yes, some answers are right
Todayisblue 2 years ago
i dont misspell things cuz its "cool" or shit, i do it cuz it saves time and valuable characters when writing responses. and no one political view is right, and thats why i hate politics. hell, RELIGION is easier! only 1 answer can be right there, but not in politics. just start using ur brain, for ONCE! ah, fuck it. this is a waste of time. fuck u, hope u get AIDs and die horribly. do the world a favor
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
Don't act like you're intelligent because you know how to use Google you dumb fuck. Hahaha. You're all mad because I told you the reality behind your stupid aspirations of becoming a serious actor. haha. You just mentioned Socrates and Descartes without even knowing the meaning behind their famous quotes. Hahaha. You are pathetic and will always fail in life, just like your retarded parents. Kill yourself you emo faggot.
Todayisblue 2 years ago
/:-) u kno, ur actually fun to listen to! its sorta like watching Pineapple Express or the 3 Stooges and watching them flounder about helplessly! u hav NO idea what ur talkin about! HAHA! nah, ill keep this discussion going. ive always wanted to understand those w/ meager intellects but their logic is always so fucked up, i nvr can! btw, Descartes' quote means that, if u think in some way, shape, or form, even if its a god or evil god thinking for u, then ur mental self exists in some form.
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
i like the 3 stooges and pineapple express. lol. man u two are going at it. who's gonna throw in the towel, the most ironic thing is that you two are practically representing the same mindset of liberalism. too funny. lol.
toastersnake78 2 years ago
ok... ive been reading the comments by both todayisblue and by klassickandl and ive come to this conclusion: klassick, UR 12! u dont kno enuf about politics yet! fuck, NO 1 DOES!! not even Obama or McCain does!!! so dont judge whats right or wrong. also, u may be against abortion, but dont take away rights of others based on ur personal beliefs. todayisblue, i kno i speak 4 evry1 when i say SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! im democrat and even I want u to shut up!!! DAMN, u give liberals a bad name!!!!
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
lmao... the coughs... he's uising a green screen
13timmy30 2 years ago
You should do one about Obama next.
smilestretchers 2 years ago
I don't hate women. I hate stupid people. (i.e. you). How can I remember you're 12?? You never said you were. I just knew you were too young to use your own brain effectively. Of course you love Rush, both of you are full of stupidity and hate. And your father wasn't raised right, he was raised by low-income earning moron redneck fucks that form opinions through shallow emotions and not logical reasoning. It's not a baby after just 3 months of gestation. Read something or kill yourself.
Todayisblue 2 years ago
dude i've told im twelve like four times. and you seriously need to get a life and stop talking to people (i.e. me and three other people on here) like this. and dont talk about my grandparents like that. my grandpa was in the military for most of his life and loves america. and my grandma had to raise 5 kids on her own. and don't tell me to kill myself. suicide is selfish.
klassickandl 2 years ago
...Umm...what the fuck? hahah. Kakarot, shut your stupid prepubescent fuckin mouth. Don't type when you're angry, it makes you look more like an idiot than you already are. Haha. And the special olympic joke was funny when it was first said in like 1998. Kill yourself you retarded bitch. haha.
Todayisblue 2 years ago
Tsk Tsk nice comeback now wipe it off your chin
kakarot108 2 years ago
nice one. its either a blowjob joke or a fat joke, seeing as how he's calling u twelve im guessing blowjob joke. regardless u should realize todayisblue is going up against u n like three others. cut him some slack.
toastersnake78 2 years ago
XD Thanks yeah I'll let the others get em
kakarot108 2 years ago
And mostlysunny, you type run on sentences. Shut your emo fuck face up. Haha. YOU have no clue what I'm talking about, that's all. And that's because you're poorly educated. And don't do the knight in shining E-armor thing on youtube, it's pathetic. This is why no one loves you. Kill yourself, moron.
Todayisblue 2 years ago
ok todayisblue I've been reading your comments and I've come to the conclusion of saying this
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT STOP FUCKING PICKING ON PEOPLE LET ALONE STARTING ARGUMENTS THAT ARE MEANINGLESS YOU FUCK NUT LEARN YOUR FUCKING ROLE AND SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH. SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT WHO'S WRONG WHO'S RIGHT WHO LOVES WHO IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER ONE GOD DAMN BIT YOUR A FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH ON THIS PLANET PEOPLE LIKE YOU carry onto next comment
kakarot108 2 years ago
PISS ME OFF. EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I WENT TO I SOMEHOW MANAGE TO FIND A PERSON LIKE YOU(sometimes it is you) ARGUING AND TALKING LIKE A SAILOR THIS SHIT GETS OLD REAL FUCKING FAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING ARGUE WITH EVERY GODDAMN PERSON. IT'S FUCKING REATARDED. ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS EVEN IF YOU WIN YOUR STILL RETARDED(no offense to those who are just using it as an example) look it's not just you it's simply every person who does this shit. all I'm asking is stop it.
kakarot108 2 years ago
THANK YOU.
klassickandl 2 years ago
(^_^) no problem
kakarot108 2 years ago
agreed but this has been going on for awhile and has been truly funny. thanks for putting ur two cents in but allow me to give a defeatist attitude. everyone will bitch, so just let it go n possibly enjoy it. i mean just for this i wana do videos against the net nerds or mealy mouthed opinontors( dunno how to spell that). also, i wish to point out ur putting flames out with gasoline it doesnt really work. lol
toastersnake78 2 years ago
lol yep
kakarot108 2 years ago
dont get me wrong i think it's funny and whatnot but im really tired of people having to stoop like this to make "funny" videos, even tho the whole "george bush is a stupid hick" thing is WAY overdone.
klassickandl 2 years ago
Well if you're not a whore maybe you should be. The only way you'll make money is through your vagina and not your brain obviously. And I do respect myself, I just don't respect stupidity. Learn facts, instead of repeating right wing Fox News Channel Rush Limbaugh bullshit that your retarded inbred father parrots to you. Making fun of Bush never gets old, you just don't like it cuz you're a necon cum bag. Now Shut your hole. Bitch. Haha.
Todayisblue 2 years ago
hun ill say this once: get over this hatred of women just because the ONLY action you can get is through whores. and i really dont need to make money through sex mkay? unlike you i dont need that stuff. twelve, remember? so that makes you calling me all of this stuff worse. i love rush limbaugh. and my father is NOT inbred. he was raised RIGHT. that's why we dont believe in killing babies. you're just another immature leftist, calling people emo when people in the 7th grade call each other that
klassickandl 2 years ago
i think he was making sarcasm on ur lack of intelligence, now im not saying ur not smart. but u love rush so u have ur faults. i dont see him hating women.
toastersnake78 2 years ago
callin them cum guzzlers and saying the only way they're gonna make money is through their vaginas is kinda hatin on women. not very respectful.
and yeahh i am smart. quite smart. im in the PEAK program, which is higher than honors. so yeahh. im one of the smartest kids in my school. and yeahh I LOVE RUSH he is freakin AWESOME!
klassickandl 2 years ago
terms of affection? i jest of course. seeing as how a. ur tweleve and b. in a special program and c. think the world of rush then i realize this is an exercise in futility. hey enjoy ur life. may ur hopes n dreams succeed as long as they dont mean ur president on the republicans. food for thought live a little before u speak ur mind.
toastersnake78 2 years ago
rush is a band... not a person
ur blowing it out of proportions, and I think you're a liar... and if you're gonna post hate... just don't do it.. Someone of your "stature" should know if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it... He made a mistake... Whatever... He said that to make people laugh, it's called a joke, and almost all jokes are at the expense of someone else, so you can't tell me that you don't laugh at jokes, or tell them.
AJRstudios 2 years ago
what the fuck are you talkin bout dude?? seriously.
klassickandl 2 years ago
theyre talkin bout Rush Limbaugh, who IS a person. and an idiot. dumb fuck supported Bush more than Obama! even hardcore Republicans can agree thats just fucked up, right?!?
ImaxDSHIFTJavier 2 years ago
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u admit it. it is funny, and when its funny for two seconds it makes all worth it. true bush has been done, but the material is still great. i mean i remember when quayle was president same thing except he didnt run the country into the ground allegedly.... anyhoo. every comic or funny guy needs to put his or her personal stamp on a certain material that is known by all. its like the aristocrats joke.
toastersnake78 2 years ago