I'd rather fly Singapore Airlines, at least you've got some eye candy stewardesses who look like Fann Wong, Maggie Cheung, Chingmy Yau, Joanne Peh, Goga Ashkenazi or Dita Von Teese.
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Just imagie you're the copilot with that guy flying over the ocean. "Is that a battleship?" Flys plane straight down, " No,no it's just a cruise liner!"
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This is another skit I've seen here tonite that I'm unfamiliar with. I thought that was impossible. Is or are there some BBC shows that were not included with the US series release? Never heard that before, but it's possible, I guess.
A bit of black humor—when that Valujet airliner crashed a few years ago in Florida, when I heard of it, I immediately thought of this Monty Python routine. I thought to myself, "I'd no sooner take an airline called 'Valujet' than I'd take one called the Verrifast Plaine Co."
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Terry Jones is my favorite crossdresser of the group. His pepperpot ladies are so cute!
carteirotriste 2 weeks ago 7
@godsgaylover that's exactly what i was about to say... lol
fernaozinho 3 weeks ago
both top comments v funny - added extra laughs :)
madisonmosman 3 weeks ago
I'd rather fly Singapore Airlines, at least you've got some eye candy stewardesses who look like Fann Wong, Maggie Cheung, Chingmy Yau, Joanne Peh, Goga Ashkenazi or Dita Von Teese.
ChrisHenniker 1 month ago
Michael O'Leary must have been influenced by Monty Python.
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BQpoppyseed 2 months ago
Air France
bulbadox 2 months ago
Qantas.
DoubleGlog 2 months ago
@DoubleGlog It's the 7th best airline in the world..
OliByGolly1 2 weeks ago
Just imagie you're the copilot with that guy flying over the ocean. "Is that a battleship?" Flys plane straight down, " No,no it's just a cruise liner!"
BFtagRETRIBUTION 2 months ago
BRRRLLP BRRP I love Eric's pitiful attempt at imitating a phone ring
wickedfeylady 4 months ago
and then in the ext skit it starts out with a picture of a battleship. XD
sqweebs2 4 months ago
Still a better airline than Delta :)
TheNickrazor 4 months ago 5
STOP THUMBING UP THE PUNCHLINES!
zawmbees 4 months ago 7
WE SMASH THE ENEMY FLEET !!
oxiddusni 4 months ago
This isn't too different than modern airlines. Minus the security, of course.
mrmerino101 4 months ago 2
This helps keep me sane in 2011
TheKenfig 4 months ago
Ryanair years ahead of its time
effigymotion 5 months ago 8
The tea-lady's "subtle" reminder that there's still plenty of time to buy her eccles cakes steals the scene for me :D
megamarsvin 5 months ago 2
@megamarsvin
yes indeed :)
cocochanelleke 5 months ago
I hate when the best jokes give away the top comments.
ArkadionofToast 5 months ago 10
i hate when the top comments give away the best jokes....
ravinepatrickswayze 5 months ago 11
i hate when the top comments give away the best jokes....
ravinepatrickswayze 5 months ago 3
That number, 37, shows up everywhere! :-/
slmacph 5 months ago
37 viewers of this video are airline watchdogs.
GOFLuvr 5 months ago
Does anyone happen to know the Season this was on? Or the airdate?
gullwing14 5 months ago
@gullwing14 It's from 'How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body', episode 22; aired 24 November 1970
ravizoid 5 months ago
@gullwing14 yeah, series two
TheKenfig 4 months ago
Airline deregulation!
starmanfaned 6 months ago
I love how the top two comments are the same exact line..with different laughing phrases.
darkrebel01 6 months ago 8
Hmmmm....funny, Tiger Airways operates just like this.
jonathan45278 6 months ago
prrr prrriii yes? xaxaxaxa
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thevideogamenerd100 6 months ago
"That's 2 P for the pair of you, uhh that's without insurance."
"How much is it with insurance?"
"A hundred and two quid!" xD
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jsaulterhemmer 8 months ago
So this is how Ryanair started.
GodsGayLover 8 months ago 166
@GodsGayLover I was thinking exactly the same...
danielfb 6 months ago
@GodsGayLover no this is how they will finish up lol
blobby1972 6 months ago
"to over the hills and far away" lmao
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alishadavis100 8 months ago
@TomRAFC
OM NOM NOM
My mum likes Eccles cakes but i like scones better…
I'd get about…50 for the flight. And another 150 to give to the poor impoverished Americans. XD.
RusCan10 8 months ago 3
passengers are advised there is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes
TomRAFC 10 months ago 9
*inserts quote from video* getting thumbs up for being a genius*
Ruberick28 11 months ago 12
@Ruberick28 Sorry to tell you this, but making comments like that isn't witty either.
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Germany never gave up the fight for world control. With the US stuck in Afghanistan and Irak wasting its wealth making new enemies, Germany made a large leap forward. Having lost two open wars to become the dominating power on earth, Germany reverted to the tactics used before 1914 and between1918-1939: Infiltrating other countries with snitchers, manipulating them and draw as much wealth as possible from these victims of German greed. My brother Markus Bott was murdered because of our homepage
wwwtotalitaerde 11 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde
you paranoid idiot! if your brother was murdered for telling the "truth" - then why are YOU still alive? wouldn't the conspirators take out YOU too?
TheSunmanho 11 months ago 3
@wwwtotalitaerde Oh, not you again....... -_-
DiligentSleeper 11 months ago 3
The chap on the right reminds me of Moshe Dayan, but perhaps only because of the eye-lap.
cocochanelleke 1 year ago
This is another skit I've seen here tonite that I'm unfamiliar with. I thought that was impossible. Is or are there some BBC shows that were not included with the US series release? Never heard that before, but it's possible, I guess.
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kalingamahala 1 year ago
An accurate representation of Delta Airlines.
christianmulley 1 year ago 3
STOP VOTING UP ALL THE PUNCHLINES YOU IMBECILES it ruins the clip
TheGanea1 1 year ago 16
@TheGanea1 stfu
ramenshino 11 months ago
its like every budget airline all rolled into a 2:15 clip! =)
andysim232 1 year ago 3
This all reeks of Southwest Airlines XD
GeronKizan 1 year ago 3
Nearly as good as Ryanair (not in existence when this sketch was broadcast!).
JimTLonW6 1 year ago 3
NOBODY did a Python woman like Jones!!
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nimalitharushe 1 year ago
Definitely Ryanair... !
MrSouthken 1 year ago 9
@MrSouthken
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nicolettepowell 1 year ago
Help me.
I meant to go to sleep 3 hours ago but "Just one more video" is killing me!
Wroyth 1 year ago 268
@Wroyth Blame the pythons, worked for me.
Stoner075 4 weeks ago
@Wroyth I'm sure you'll feel better if you watch another video.
GypsyLeah 1 week ago
Ryanair...
Robi2009 1 year ago 12
barley sugar injections
cocochanelleke 1 year ago 7
I love how there is only one girl.
Mushroomcandys 1 year ago
"nearly ready"
LOL
Urbanfire123 1 year ago 7
"Funny line from the video"
olololthumbsupplz! -.-
smellyuglydork 1 year ago 10
easyjet clearly bought the verrifast plaine company
DaveKurtandFaye 1 year ago
@DaveKurtandFaye No, I'm pretty sure verrifast is a subsidy of ryanair.
sidrad 1 year ago
''And now for something completely different''
Remember this one well
lovemetu 1 year ago
''And now for something completely different''
lovemetu 1 year ago
mr. kamikaze
system0system0 1 year ago
XD did she say duty-free brocolli?!
SgtPepper303 1 year ago 6
This is like Delta without the in-flight entertainment.
joshaf26 1 year ago 6
wtf?! this made more sense back in the day when i was heavily medicated.
tomitstube 1 year ago 5
prr prr hellom yes right! oh my... i died laughing with this sound of telephone! eric is the best
GreatQueenFan 1 year ago
TODAY WE SMASH THE ENEMY FLEET! WE SMASH IT! Oh thats just Mr. Kamakazi hes very nice, just make sure he stays clear of battleships.
wolves532 1 year ago 7
this is ryanair
seagull1756 1 year ago 16
They really like dressing up like women don't they :)
atarileaf 1 year ago 7
Over the hills and far away = Led Zeppelin! Lol, "Very Fast Company."
SgtPlmFry 1 year ago
@SgtPlmFry ahh mate that was an old folk song
HeavyMetalThunder211 1 year ago
@HeavyMetalThunder211
Oh, cool. I didn't know that. I suppose I should have looked at the date of this sketch in relation to the song. I just got excited, lol.
SgtPlmFry 1 year ago
lol, monty python is hilarious!
Wolfgirl8211 1 year ago
30 bob - I'm robbin' meself!
murielsartre 1 year ago 4
nearly ready... :D
OnlyVideoGuyOnEarth 1 year ago 4
TODAY WE SMASH THE ENEMY FLEET!
pw3djoeisback 2 years ago 11
LOL!
WolvenClawPeacemaker 2 years ago
Very funny, just been reading about the latest Ryanair '£5 'booking fee'' scam, this lot seems out of the same box!
JimTLonW6 2 years ago 6
how long will it take?
uhh let me put it this way...no idea
6 hours
6?
5 for the pair of you!
awesomly47 2 years ago 7
Over the HIlls and Far Away!!!!
ZedLeppelin88 2 years ago 6
clear from battle ships!!! totally LOLOLOL!!!=DDD
free0fight 2 years ago 7
This is still better than Continental Airlines economy class.............at least they offered you injections!
stegatops 2 years ago 10
LOL
boycoollike 2 years ago
you lot it its bloody better you fly by yorkshire airlines
MrBarkerboy 2 years ago 2
"It's not so much a jet, it's more your, erm... Triumph Herald engine with wings."
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thats just mister kamikaze, hes very nice really, just make sure he stays away from battle ships.. LMAO!
blondette00700 2 years ago 177
we smash the enemy fleet.
mrtyles 2 years ago 3
motzerella cheese is really good, so is monty python.
texasBMXer 2 years ago 8
mozzarella
frozenar 2 years ago 2
jajajaja Easy Jet!!
Jaiv74 2 years ago 2
lol he looks like paul mccartney
chinook77 2 years ago 4
It really reminds me of my only trip ever with Ryanair. About the same confusing pricing system and ideas about security...
Loquax1975 2 years ago
@Loquax1975
Lol
hansdaltrey 2 years ago
Verrifast plaine
l33tprofessor 2 years ago
That was alarming, because it becomes more and more reality, soon ....XD
@mraos23 You´re very right...
BoertiV 2 years ago
Ryanair forever!
mraos23 2 years ago 7
''what inject'' LMAO!
ahmedkibaba 2 years ago
kamakazi the pilot LOLZ
martious1 2 years ago 6
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MehefinHeulog 2 years ago
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gymnosophy 2 years ago
This is worst than the Kafka International Airport. Still, you can't blame em, it's a family business.
tanfoculta 2 years ago 2
"Oh, that's just Mr. Kamikaze, the pilot. He's very nice." ROFLOLMOA
aten74 2 years ago 241
Oh my god, the end!Brilliant!
Very nice guy!But make sure he stays clear of battleships
F4Wildcat 2 years ago 8
Please tell me someone else saw the sign that says "Incontinental Airlines"!
qrstvids 2 years ago 4
what sign ? Smiles..
SuzzyStohelit 2 years ago
Sorry, no. Just Intercontinental Arrivals. I guess they at least have toilets.
dinkyface 2 years ago
A bit of black humor—when that Valujet airliner crashed a few years ago in Florida, when I heard of it, I immediately thought of this Monty Python routine. I thought to myself, "I'd no sooner take an airline called 'Valujet' than I'd take one called the Verrifast Plaine Co."
RRaquello 2 years ago 5
"how long will it take"
"5 hours, 10 hours for the pair of you"
mwhahaha how genious, never saw this sketch before, MP for life!!!
Harmasstyle 2 years ago 6
i never seen this one its fuuny lol!!!
dantobjr 2 years ago
"Mr. Kamikaze" x)
MyMoi93 2 years ago 4
"Make sure he stays clear of battleships!"
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I don't get the guy dressed up with religious garments
CarrotCinema 2 years ago
mr. kamikaze - the pilot :D
mbakira 2 years ago 4
rofl^^ nothing beats python !
mutilatedgruff 2 years ago
ive never seen this one. what year was this?
CRAPCANNONS 2 years ago
The Pythons do it again! :)
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that is just shit, i didn't even crack a smile
Jonny0294 2 years ago
thats probably due to the lack of soul
TheMunch101 2 years ago
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MonroeOgden 2 years ago
stupid spamming scum
"nice work. keep it up."
THIS IS FUCKING MONTY PYTHON YOU FUCKTARD
HyperMonkey07 2 years ago 5
That's Mr. Kamikaze the pilot.
LOL!
wildwolf111 2 years ago 3
lol ryanair ;]
rurykow 2 years ago 8
hmm..
RyanCabinCrew 2 years ago
"hmm" what ?:)
rurykow 2 years ago
here are your dog tags, 4 to the pare of you!
neykku 2 years ago
Safe as houses, no need to panic!
murielsartre 2 years ago 6
It's Ryanair
coldcallinguk 2 years ago 6
Hahaha
PentagramSchematic 2 years ago
Ryan Air...
sidensvans54 2 years ago 4
It's almost a bad as Southwest Airlines!
lewiszim 2 years ago 4
i....fucking....hate....SouthWest....
truely the CAT bus of the air.
RyanLVMetal88 2 years ago
"oh yes, on the plane". Brilliant!!!:)
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tgnstewie 2 years ago
Today! We smash the enemy fleet!
lieutenanterrrrrrrr 2 years ago 5
Second best sketch of Monty ever to the "Say no more' sketch. !! so funny.. !
freedumbAPuS 2 years ago
Uh-oh, an asian pilot.
krustynails 2 years ago
Mr. kamikazi the pilot. :-)
gjk987 2 years ago 8
he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of the battleships :)
69bobbington69 2 years ago 11
lol They're getting ready to board and they haven't even built the plane
Daftpunkfan5 2 years ago 3
hilarious
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sexypoetry 2 years ago
LOL!! Reminds me of Triple A airlines............only at least this is cheaper!!
stegaflaps 2 years ago
"oh yes on the plane" R.O.F.L
serum234 2 years ago
Almost as bad as RyanAir.
fragglet 2 years ago 13
Hahaha, jokes.
LayLow2K7 2 years ago
Almost.........
stegaflaps 2 years ago
"How long will the flight take?"
"5 hours- 10 for the pair of you!"
GoblinXXX 2 years ago 13
but don't worry, after the injections you won't care
quietell 2 years ago 6
lol
tomoyoyea 2 years ago
I really don't think they're taking this very seriously :P
VagianTuerous 2 years ago
Dat was silly :0)
TackyRackyComixNEO 2 years ago
eric's hilarious
chipsparkypants2 2 years ago
hahahahha
that's mr. kamikaze the pilot
blinkisbackfuckyeah 2 years ago 7
make sure he stays clear of the battleships
xcalibr83 2 years ago 2
Ladies and gentlemen....US Airways in two years from now.
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Beavermix 3 years ago
Get lost, gullible fool!
ridingisasport 2 years ago 3
duty free broccoli... ha
Indygirl9229 3 years ago
Is there any such thing as a free portion of broccoli?
dowling1981 3 years ago
very interesting question lol
Endrawnia 2 years ago
A question that has vexed humankind across the ages, I think you'll find
dowling1981 2 years ago 2
it feels like the skitch isn't all here...
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nikkiandneko 3 years ago
should see the doctor you should
lanc3fight4freedom 3 years ago
Woah it's like Ryanair all over again!
ladysensei89 3 years ago 11