How To Make The First Move

[Sarickkk]

Step 1: Give money

Step 2: Insert penis and skip kiss

Step 3: PROFIT???

[logician360]

The argument that you have an advantage in dating because you come from a long line of ancestors who successfully mated is fallacious. The problem with this argument is that it applies just as much to every living person as it does to you, and so does not constitute an advantage.

[DonforDead]

Am I the only one questioning why he fuck I'm here?

[rednoah1]

hehe



[XxkalistudsxX]

DAMN she just said a kiss

[MraKhLak]

what a ridiculous acting :-S

[Samm860]

That is one weird first date -_-

[Izaak247]

Lmfao this was so funny

[VideoOutcast]

They make their videos more funny and ridiculous than serious xD

[mattpeters104]

Well uh... What if your like a younger kid... And the girl kind of takes your hand and puts it on her upper leg?

[analiz12100]

proceed with caution...u got that right lol

[FEVER55555]

that guy looks is old enough to be her dad

[PmPManingo9898]

hahahaha cleavage at 00:41

[webching]

I don't give a shit about mormons, I know what I belive in

[Jatalina1]

Radiohead Tom Yorke

[Jatalina1]

Radiohead Tom Yorke

[minhaj18]

lol... the guy was funny!

[ComedianNicky]

wow!!! you suppose to take things slow NOT fast!! some guys may find it you're scarring me away or be chicken shit to make the first move so usually men are rare usually makes the first move more than girls do!! lol

[MichaelEppinetteTV]

@ComedianNicky nice engrish

[YAYBeyonce]

1:41 LMFAO!!!

[wesstu1]

hahaha!! This is hilarious!!!

[gameingguy01]

one time i took off my pants and underwear and my freind asked me what i was doing and i said " Im attracting a mate"

[Rezyss]

WTF these guys are retarded "if they say they like art they might me they like u" u can say that for anything idiots.

[THEMAN62084]

WTF are they making men look stuped as fuck in these video's....

[LuckyStarLOL1]

Haha Y Does He Try To Flip His Hair Too??! xD

[Hidjdjdj]

I think next time I see him I'm gonna take his hand and put my other hand on his face while I go in for a kiss. But when I get close, I'm gonna move my head over and whisper "hi" in his ear. Then I'm gonna walk away smiling. He's gonna want me even more. ;)

[thejomomma14]

dude...these actors did an amazing job :D

[agmudit90]

hah hah... I found it funny...

man, this isnt the way to get laid.... lollzzz !!!!!

[osama559]

OKAY THAT WAs deffenetly helpfull not all of it but it was helpfull

[leviterande]

seriously this is ALL BULLSHIT! I talk from experience. JUst because a girl talk to you a certain way doesnt mean she likes o my fucking god, or vice versa ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa­hahhahahahahahahahaha

[alpergumussu]

TAKE THE GODDAMN ROOFIE!

[ZRay507]

what means if she/he said "I wanna fuck you" ?

[jgstargazer]

the guy's looks, and gesters reminds me of Stan Laurel.

[shari71289]

@jgstargazer LOL!! I WAS THINKING OF BUSTER KEATON!!! THAT'S CRAZY!

[Jerrydudebad]

The acting reminds me of The Sims....

[SydniRox97]

@Jerrydudebad This is exactly The Sims xD

[herafan5]

The guy's acting is hilarious

[KendrickMcMurphy]

lol.. Alcohol makes things easier

[surfinbirdlover]

rape is like bad weather you cant do anything about it so you just have to sit there and enjoy it

[Silenthawk98]

If she has agreed to come to your place, and watch a movie or something alone together, then that's a huge indicator that she likes you enough to want to kiss you. If she just wants to be friends, its not likely she is going to make it look like it otherwise.

Sitting together, alone, on the couch, and she is close up against you, start by grabbing and holding her hand, or put your arm around her. If she doesn't pull away, then just go for it.

[CooldudeTime8888]

omg just rip her clothes off and f*** her

[rjthegolfer93]

this couple is awesome lol. i like watching all their videos haha

[kidcougar008]

kingdom for kefling music lol?

[WrestlingFanUploader]

my first move is third base

[shokreus]

u sick motherfuckers...raping a girl...can u be anymore sicker... u fuking retards...

[YRUIM]

sorry ben, but sarah is pretty hot!

[pudflex1]

this is bs like anyone will go in to lock up lips

[pepsroller]

This isn't rocket science. You try it. You get it! Sometimes she's doesn't give it, it happens. Playing this game by instinct is far more efficient than by reasoning it all!

But still, funny video!

[gr8tgoogelymoogely]

Life is too short to overanalyze body language...I'll save you guys the time because we all know..the way to a woman's heart is through her aorta......two words..DUCT TAPE

[Palirose09]

@gr8tgoogelymoogely WOW lmao...........i hope someone castrates you fast

[otharennaur]

XD This is one of my favorite youtube videos xD

[illegalSkate4lyfe]

Thts basically sayin u cnt get a girl zombie fuckn retard

[Zombiepwnage117]

Just give her a day drug, tell here its Tylenol, then rape her :P

[bwrarr]

just rape the bitch

[Rasbudzz]

this is tight ghahah

[wtfboy2]

girls got a nice butt

[BozoEngland]

the best way to get a date is to always carry hammer.

[RsDreamer12]

lol. 69 people dislike this. HAHAHA

[cruse85]

is there video on how to get a girl to dance with you? i tried asking every girl to dance with me and i get rejected. :(

[salmiakbal]

@cruse85

be confident and let them know. (bodylanguage) or consider plastic surgery because you are ugly =D

[sirroxalot]

Why do men have to give signals? If he's straight, he'll like it. We just aren't that complicated.

[babyfresh031]

mee too i juss whip out my cock n stick it rite in their face

[followmyporn]

I use to think you just claim women by jizzing on their face, but this video has taught me a lot

[flufflesthepancake]

@followmyporn bahahahaha

[XmikeL0L]

STOP ON 1:58 LOLZ!

[Silvia1826]

Has anyone created a FAILURE stamp us girls can stamp the man's forehead with? You know, for moments where they ignore the signs that we are uninterested and even after we tell them we are uninterested? "You failed to read my signs." STAMP! :) Don't worry guys, scary girls should have one too.

[vtech5002]

:42 was my fav.....amazing hilariou video....

[TehHxCPanda]

I'm so specifical blind that I "don't" notice any signal a girl gives

so -> I had a girl on my trail for over a month

and yeah, It worked out just fine :D

[DJumpen1]

Mmm , I kind of like it when a girl plays hard to get , it kind of makes want her even more ;DD

P.s. Funny vid :DD

[Otakulicious]

Maybe the girl isn't playing hard to get, and she's just not into you at all. A bad reaction shouldn't mean try harder.

[jsung8070]

is it just me or is the whole "playing hard to get" the worst thing someone ever thought of. ever.

[bboyjoker228]

@jsung8070 yep...if a girl plays hard to get i normally just find another that won't:)

[Pifko2000]

EVER

[mrsberrycool]

@jsung8070

Actually it works. Some people just don't understand because they've never felt like that. I have though, to a guy that liked me. (I didn't like him back till he made me jealous)

[Dfrogman]

@jsung8070 it's retarded. fucking bitches don't know what they want

[kstarmoc]

@Dfrogman completely tru! we have no idea what we want. you gotta show us;)

[nrlknight]

@jsung8070 the worst thing is when your in the fucking army... they always think we just want a quick root and then move to the next one... worst thing eva thought off!!!!

[lolbetchplease]

@jsung8070 it is. it's easier just to be.. easy lol

[scorpion4427]

@jsung8070 Works quite well for misanthropes like me. If you're too hard to get, people will stop bothering, something which people haters like me, LOVE.

[chelseaplusfashion]

@jsung8070 Honestly!

[ayshaAlmarzoqy]

wow i want to kiss a  boy but im singal oh i kissed a girl it was nice

[wildreams]

hmm.. a kiss has no feeling at all if u are not a bit interested in the person. Think u like the girl ;)

[Revengevil7]

lol, doesn't this remind you of something..XD

[Spartanwarrioromega]

lol at 1:42 when the dude flicks his hair

[metallicatriviumPwN]

1:15 her wrist ???lol this videos so stupid when was the last time anyone checked someones wrist out

[guerilla619]

ahh dude you could base your whole life and what you do in it around the instructions of videojug's video's

[fusionsun1991]

If you want to see what happens after first move, you can watch full length movies at 4cache. com/see.. (no spaces)..

[xXxLifeRuinerxXx]

LOL

[monkeyfunforidiots]

you don't need both. unless you've got two on the go at the same time...

[awsomeness78]

yeh me too, except i tie their hands behing their back then duct tape around the rope, then their legs the same way except crossed

[ShadowCrowX]

date rape drugs don't work...I tried one and I just got so drowsy. I got no raping done.

[Risreify]

How on the bloody world did you get 21 thumps up?

[MagnuM2980]

I've tried it too, I wrote something totally random and got 15 thumbs up xD

[markielover]

@ShadowCrowX thats hilarous

[sahooq]

@ShadowCrowX  i dont think you should be taking the drug rather than the victim

[ShadowCrowX]

@sahooq I'm surprised by my comment. 47 thumbs up and then ONE person just so happens to have no sense of humour

[sahooq]

@ShadowCrowX i also gave u a thumbs up, but insulting me was out of line

[biggyfofilly]

@ShadowCrowX thats because you're the one the got raped lol

[Griff666]

@ShadowCrowX win.

[JohnnyFuzz13]

@ShadowCrowX lololololololololol

[Dervishpkr]

@ShadowCrowX LMFAOOOOO I laughed so hard when I saw that. LOLOLOL

[liamissooooocool]

freaky

[salari]

I've got two steps to my plan.

1. Drop the rohypnol in their drink

2. Wait

[matiomo]

HAHAHA

[Sam241292]

ROFL

[junkevin]

what if a girl touches my leg in the middle of class!!?? WHAT DO I DO??

[splitrepresent]

punch her:D:D:D:D

[soundslikegreen]

fuck her in the toilet.

[salari]

Hope you don't get an erection.

[junkevin]

i cant help it wah

[duckywuky2]

touch her back!!

[SunnyShawFilms]

Know i know she TRIED HARD TO TELL ME SHE LOVE ME

[jsung8070]

... :(

[LinkinParkRomania]

0:41

[blahroxify]

What the crap!

[harrystone632]

i dont get the bit about what if they mean bit when hes talking to her about the painting... what if he really does like painting then shes fucked !! or vice-versa i dont get it :S

[Noforever93]

The point of that was to listen to how it being said not what is being said.

I think they gave bad examples.

Like a easy one is if a woman says nothing is wrong, but shows deep sadness. Something is wrong and she wants you to ask about it.

[ExZero16]

its the concept that hey want you to understand, there example it just a joke. They are saying listen to how they say something, like say you said something and she said hey i have that in my room... well depending how she said that she might be implying she would like to to come into her room

[Pedruh47]

0:46 LOL

How do you get your ideas???

[cxbz98]

i'd like to snap that guys neck.

[smoothawperator]

great :D

[gamefreeek]

MINE

[victormania2008]

the guys face is really funny! it made me remind mr bean's face! lol

[victormania2008]

:( i don't understand the body language. most of the time understand when they don't like me and they put a mad face at me. i remember when i girl came up with those actions and i though that i liked her, but she said that she just wants tobe my friend :(  how about if they are lying? damnit i hate this life!

[Noforever93]

It can't be just you with the actions. She needs to give the body language too.

Like they said;

If her eyes are a bit more dilated (or as they said bigger) and she is completely focused on you.

She touches you. Like just a brief touch of the arm, or knee.

Touching her hair or grooming.

And look at her feet too.

If her feet are pointed to you; good sign.

Pointed away; Bad sign.

If you want more tips on body langauge google it. They will tell alot more.

[ogmasterkiller]

I like that yea I like that shit

[macgnarly]

lol these vids are soo hilarious, im so trying these "interesting" techniques in real life

[boorelius]

i cant stop watching all of the Videojug videos haha...

[NVKevin]

dude, ditto XD

[Kreigshundun2]

Lol at 1:40

[Badoe713]

hehe 1:35 is me

[GGfpc]

I cdould

[kabukiforever]

This is soo cute!

its made me giggle.

I still think im hopeless..=(

[treflipin101]

ya i could

[theishjort]

i could

[gizzuworld]

I can

[braveheartofglasgow]

Yes.

[baileyalexa12]

i could.

[2pacREALROLEMODEL]

lol..i cudnt..

[GreeceUnknownBoy]

lol

[Shwa1zzMyWord]

same here

[rachelwuzhurr]

LOL

MINE!

[jujuyskate]

fukc

[ZeranZeran]

Haha peacocks, dogs, or cows.

[0madmadame]

'lack of confidence is rarely atractive to the oposite sex' not true in my case. over confident men just seem arogant to me and are not worth the trouble they often cause. plus being scared is a sign of inexperience which means you have the upper hand. girls if he is too scared to kiss you then kiss him on the cheek and keep your face close to his afterward for a few seconds. then he is more likely to get the confindence to kiss you after......or you could just go for it and snog him.

[ledzeplad]

Step 6.....Tell her you follow sharia law and beat her up legally!!!!

It's a fucking great invention!!!

[Himmelmann16]

LOL!!!

[Razlo5000]

Why is it girls need to make it so damn difficult. They claim to "want it just as much" but they create such a damn complex series of physiological mazes.

A guys brain works on the basis, if it feels good, or if its fun, DO IT. and we are generally happier because of that.

Girls brains work like, If it feels good, or its fun, DO IT SOMETIMES, or DONT DO IT AT ALL BECAUSE......blah blah blah, useless reasons.

Yeah, it would be great, and we both want to, but.....no.

[delboydel1]

YES

[benten1995]

what are you a fag?

[miketwo345]

ROFLMFAO @ the entire thing! 5 stars!

[Hypocatastasis]

0:46

[maria0782]

xaxaxa

[PerceptionsOfMe]

These are awesome videos!!!

[inala1made]

0:40

[vikas]

man this is funny as helllll

great stuff.

[inala1made]

@ this party i was drunk as & there was this chick & it was her birthday she was tryna run away from the party i got her to come back when we got to the gate i don't know why but i touched her bum & she said oi what r u doing? & i said i'm trying 2 open the gate lol i was so gone!

[barfgreenrulz]

I bet she didn't appreciate your advances

[Espeo92]

lmao nice!

[MarcusKiner]

rolfmao @ 0:41-0:43

[AQHlover]

LOL 1:24

[kfedthepirate]

Lmao! The first time my boyfriend kissed me... He was telling me to get a comb over... haha I don't know how proper that is... Lolz.

[SandStormPunk]

"a legit kiss is never as good as a stolen one"  - I forget