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  • Yeah, I had family members who didn't approve of Voltron (since it had a witch in it), Smurfs (since they had a "wizzard" and Papa Smurf used magic spells), as well as Gummi Bears (because of the lyric "MAGIC and mysery are part of their history..."). Growing up in the 80's, I was "taught" how demonic and evil all these secular things are- can't imagine if I grew up in the 90's with Harry Potter, and other stuff where a wizzard is the MAIN CHARACTER what that would have been like!

  • Ah stupidity.

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  • Wow. And they wonder why more and more people every single day turn away from christianity. These people are friggin nuts!

  • I always wondered if the trinity was like the individual Voltron robots transforming into one big robot. Maybe they shout, 'Wonder twins activate!' before jumping into action. Maybe they're offended by the suggestion of a robotic holy pentity. I have to trust that this guy knows the occult when he sees it, though. Look at that haircut & mustache. They scream authority.

  • I've been christian all my life, and I can safely say these guys are totally retarded. Saying these cartoons are dangerous for kids is pretty laughable now. Watching a cartoon with a witch in it doesn't make a child a witch any more than an atheist celebrating Christmas makes them christian.

  • @michaelangelo27 I agree. My grandmother had FITS about watching ANYTHING that even had the BAD GUY a witch. She gave me all kinds of problems back in 1981 when I watched the Smurfs over at her house. Needless to say when Voltron came out a few years later, I had to keep my hand on the remote while watching it over at her house, just in case she came into the room (especially during Hagar scenes).

  • Ha ha, what? I call Poe's Law; I'm an Atheist, and even I have trouble beliving there's Christians *this* retarded.

  • They must have had a field day with He-man and She-Ra. The Sorceress pretty much gave both of the their powers.

  • 1:58 - What Mr. HerpDerpieMcChurchy fails to mention is that the "person" being killed in that clip is ANOTHER F*CKING ROBOT, it's not like Megatron aimed his shoulder cannon at a -human- and blasted him into fried flesh chunks. Or maybe it's just the promotion of the idea of death to children that they're upset by. Well they gotta learn sometime, and they probably do from all that talking about THAT GUY WHO GOT NAILED TO A CROSS AND KILLED.

  • Not that it matters to some, but he apparently misses the scene afterwards, likely on purpose, where the Both Orion and Ariel are rescued.

  • "Transformers...I haven't seen any occult in it YET." Ha!

  • I really need to REINTERATE!

    Think for yourselves folks!

    LOL

  • they are jealous because jesus's magic tricks were so weak.

  • herp derp derp

  • OMG. The villains do evil things in cartoons? Who would have guessed!

    Seriously man, the whole point is to make your kids not like what the villains do. I think it's the adults who don't understand, not the kids. =/

    Maybe God created those animators, voice actors, etc. to dedicate time to those cartoons so those same cartoons could teach your kids something really important. But if you flip out over every little thing, your kids will never get the chance to learn those lessons.

  • Religion is not reality

  • LOL

    Well first off, if there's something that goes against your religion in a cartoon, your kid will most likely NOT catch it.

    And, people need to respect other people's beliefs. I do not believe in god, but I respect people who do.

    :I And...the witchcraft? WHERE? They were just talking. And you know what? In the Transformers scene, A ROBOT was shot and killed, not a person. Therefore it's not that violent.

    Seriously, I respect Christians but the guy that's talking is an idiot.... >.>

  • Fail! Robots don't have souls so they can't die so no one was killed.

  • B.S.

  • The crooked mustache of the host and the hair of the commentator make me want to punch them in the face. This kind of douchebags gives good christians a bad name...

  • Boy these guys were idiots. All the members of Voltron and the Autobots were very respectful to authority figures. The bad guys were rebelous and bad and they lost and these idiots didn't see that!

  • All hail Megatron!

  • @j3ff1986 1:47

    the guy said transformer is sexually oriented lmfao

  • This makes me giggle.

    c:

  • Now i know how come i am so violent. I have been kicking ass since 1976. Thanks voltron, he-man, thundercats, silverhawks, x-men, ninja turtles and all you action movies. thanks segal, van damn, jeff speakman, dolph lundgren, brandon lee, Bruce lee, jackie chan, bruce le. and dont forget all the violent video games and music. Thanks mario. Thanks maralyn manson. I am so grateful. i never had to take shit from anybody. lol

  • christians dont act like this. lol

  • This is so dated.

  • Sad, so very very sad to sit and see this stuff, you think Voltron and Transformers is bad, yet there is absolutely no mention of the bull that is on tv today, we have cartoons who openly disrespect their parents, talk about their sexuality (gay or straight)....shall I continue, shows from the 80s like Voltron, He-Man, etc. were shows that geared toward showing that goodness will win in the end.

  • It was my responsibility to not watch this crap, and to instead add my Voltron tributes to video response! What part of Voltron defeating evil, do you not get? Would it make you happier if Voltron was dressed in a robe, with sandals, a walking cane, and a crown of thorns on his head and called him Christ Voltron defender of the faith? This is utter retarded thinking, it's a show about good vs evil, and good triumphs over evil. Enough said!

  • i like how he says you're not supposed to do witchcraft or spells and then he puts the "blood of jesus" over you.

    also, that was the episode where Megatron attacks Orion Pax. He didn't die he was rebuilt as Optimus Prime.

  • I love Transformers it's a great series if you don't let your kids watch transformers what are they supposed to watch!?!?!?! teletubbies thats like saying Starwars is evil because they believe in the force! What idiotic trash! If you don't let your kids watch THAT then they're probably in a plastic bubble!!!!!

  • Witchcraft! XD Whooooooooooo. *Wiggles fingers*

  • the voltron cant go incomplete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I allow my children to watch this, and I hope they grow up and show it to their children.  Can my kids play with yours? =P

  • I really wanna sit down with this guys grandkids and watch Cannibal Holocaust.

  • you can KILL robots? so if i smash a tv i am not destroying it, im actually killing it

  • who are these nutjobs? do they still preach their BS?  i'd like to call'em up and tell'em off.

  • Yes, I'm sure that will make them "see the light".

  • oh i know it wont make a difference. but as a Christian myself i can say these jackholes are a fricken disgrace to Christians everywhere. its wackos like this make Christians look bad.

  • Oh, I know. I'm on the same side as you.

  • So very true, sad fact grasshppr. Take care, and I'll form the head lol!

  • i'm a Christian and i would never listen to these dipshits. these people are friggen stupid! transformers, gobots and voltron is the shit! i loved those cartoons when iw as a kid.

  • Thanks to Voltron and Transformers I rape cattle and sell kids into slavery. Oh wait, no I don't. And my kids are a little stronger minded than to suddenly want to commit genocide because of Megaton. This is why people hate Christians.

  • Yeah...watching Rocky and Bullwinkle as a child made me want to become a Russian Communist like Natasha because her evil beauty beguiled me...it warped my fragile little mind! O_o

  • man i don't know what is worse.

    having to hear these guys or jack thompson on how mario proves that video-games are evil

  • I'm a Christian... Heck, I'm a JW and I find this guy disturbing! It's just a cartoon! There's nothing wrong with Voltron or Transformers! I love Transformers! D: Besides, neither of those shows are a TENTH as bad as some of the other stuff out there.

  • Um...JWs are not Christian.

  • Christianity is a category of religion that believes in Jesus Christ, right? Well, JWs believe in Jesus so they're considered Christians. :)

  • James 2:19

    Even demons believe in Jesus that doesn't make them Christians.

    Muslims, Catholics, Mormons, Jews, Hindus all believe in Jesus, but they are not Christian.

    To be a Christian, one must acknoledge Jesus Christ as God and savior of their soul.

  • I guess I wasn't clear enough. Sorry! XD Us JWs do believe that Jesus is our Savior and is the son of God. You don't have to believe in the Trinity to be Christian. There's even a category of Christianity called "nontrinitarianism". You can look it up if you are still unsure. :) By the way, I'm impressed you knew of that scripture. Many Christians today don't even read the Bible.

  • Did he just insult Optimus Prime? BLASPHEMY!!!

  • A televangelist going up against The Prime? It's a losing battle. The human should have been smarter.

  • This is your country America.. Time to evolve.

  • Why accusing only East? The whole world is submerged into total darkness of occult, and we have no way of getting out of it. People, think of it...

  • LOL With all the drugs and murder in this world all these people can complain about is Voltron!?!? I loved Voltron as a kid and i'm sure i'll go see the movie! This is funny...

  • "From the Eagles Nest" yeah, Hitler had an Eagles Nest as well. Typical overreaction on these idiots part.

  • Yes, I remember the demonic occultic pagan eastern religion that had also leaked into My Little Ponnies. More than once I found my colorful little ponny tossed in the garbage as a whitness.

  • I wish I could find this funny, but this video is responsible for me playing with voltron and transformer toys as a kid like a adolescent hides porn. I wish I was kidding.

  • oh don't you just love fanatics and there black and white world. GET A LIFE. ROTFLHAO

  • LAME!!!!

  • its worth noting that not all christians believe these cartoons are bad. in fact i dont know any who would raise a finger against them.

  • 1. put your finger on your nose

    2. hold your breath for 5 seconds

    3. say the name of your love

    4. that person will ask you out on the next Friday

    5. you will have the best day tomorrow

    6. if you don't copy and paste to 2 other videos you will have bad luck and die in 2 days :]

  • I remember when some asshole jerkoff was tryin to say that Poke'mon was of the devil because you had dude carryin creatures that do battle around in this balls and releasin them. Then it was another jack ass sayin that the teletubbies were of the devil too. I've never laughed so hard in my life!!!!

  • Dude id pray too god that he rids the world from deluded fuckwits like this guy.

    I mean, people like this tryed to ban Harry Potter and probably Lord of the Rings for "Witchcraft!"

    Are we digital witchhunters now or what? We cant burn them so we burn movies with them?

    Crappy ass fundamentalists.

  • My little pony taught me to worship satan. True story.

  • yeah, me too! yeah and Care Bears made me rape puppies.

  • He's entitled to his opinion but I find the reasons behind his opinion disturbing.

  • Opinions usually hold some weight when they come forth from some kind of logic.  The only thing being pushed here is a refusal of any entertainment that isn't pushing the fundie mindset, which means everything that is actually well-written and well-done.

  • You've obviously never seen the Flying House.

  • I think this guy is just too cool. You may not agree with him but he isn't afraid to speak his mind just because there are people out there that believe freedom of speech applies to no one but themselves.

    Also, I have a real problem with people who start their comment with,"I am a Christian" and end it with the "F" bomb.

    A real example of being spiritually dead.

  • Lame!!!!

  • Ugh, I can't stand people like this. Intolerant butt-wipes :\

    How about the parents take some responsibility by teaching their kids the differences between right and wrong?

  • Ever notice the uncanny ability of religion to brainwash retards?

  • dude fuck that voltrons protecting the fucking UNIVERSE

    VOLTRON IS BETTER THEN GOD

  • God is definetly better, but Voltron rules anyway!

  • This is hilarious. I hate Bible thumpers. (And I'm a christian.) These are two of my favorite shows. Fuck those guys.

  • BEAT THE STEREO TYPE achievment earn 50G

  • i watched all of the 80's cartoons! I never had ANY run ins with the law or killed anyone! and.... i'm BLACK! LOL!

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  • This guy's a bum

  • Grwo pu........................... sorry i mean grow up. I cant believe this. If he thought this was violent , then he never seen Watchmen.

  • Fucking stupid 80's hypocrites. As if there isn't ALL of this stuff contained in the book they promote! The BIBLE...

  • "Slay the entire population including men, women, and children, but keep girls that have never known a man's touch for yourselves." - GOD

  • I would like to know what passage that is.

  • Numbers 31:7-18, Moses is angry for the leniency shown by his military commanders when fighting Midian:

    15 "Have you allowed all the women to live?" he asked them.

    16 "They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people.

    17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man,

    18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

  • Haha, reminds me of that Pokemon is from Satan guy who watched the Pokemon opening frame by frame for hours only to convince himself he could see her genitals.

  • Yes the witch ruined my life, and megatron caused me to be violent. I'm still looking to kill Voltron and Optimus Prime but I can't seem to find them anywhere.:) LOL!!!

  • They're in New Jersey. I've found them now we begin the attack to destroy them along with the lives of countless god fearing children and revive them into violent godless rebels. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

  • GOOD ONE,LMAO.LOL!!!!:)

  • lmao fuck this prick lololololololololololololololo­lolol

  • The real question of the moment. ARE THEY going to come out with a real voltron movie the way they've done The Transformers? I'd be worried that it might be too cheesy like Power Rangers, or that remake of The Thunderbirds.

  • ascensions edited the text in to this obviously. This has nothing to do with the upcoming voltron movie.

    Yeah, these guys are ridiculous in the video. But ascensions is just as riculous on the polar opposite for TRYING to make Christians as a whole look bad. Why do people want to broadly paint all Christians one way, yet other religions should be respected?

  • I don't respect any religions

  • God bless from the Eagle's Nest??? Isn't that what Hitler called his lair?

    F**kin' Xtians...sheesh..

  • Hail Voltron!

  • Frankly, I think it's a little weird to see porn actors talking about Jesus and evil cartoons.

  • o_O ... Ooookay. Weird, pretty touchy people here... none of those shows are 'evil'... and most 'occult' things do not include 'eastern' religions as he so interestingly said. Plus... 'occult' doesn't necessarily mean the devil, or anything against god, just a different belief system held by different people.

  • Ahaha... ahahahhahaha.....

  • awesome

    they were showing a clip from the orion pax episode of transformers

    that male autobot who megatron shot was optimus prime before he became optimus prime

  • They do represent a small minority of fundamentalists and charismatics that the vast majority of bible believing evangelicals just laugh at.

  • THANK YOU jgrig.

    There are also charasmatic Christians who are charasmatic for the right reasons who also laugh at this stuff. I am a very devout Christian that laughs at this video. I watched every 80s cartoon (and late 70s cartoon) growing up . . and I'm not evil.

  • omg....so....isn't it up to EACH parent to decide what they let their kids watch? i mean, thanks for the info, not something i'm going to force my kids to watch, but wow!  FREEDOM is what we're about people! (as for the "killing") seriously! wow

  • This was way back in the 80s when this toon first came out. This isn't an issue today. I hope you know that this is an old video :) I mean look at it and the style of the times in the video.

  • meh fuck this shit.

  • always makes me laugh when christians talk about witch craft...

    i mean it's not as if they believe that a child was conceived from a virgin birth, that someone walked on water, or died and then came back to life...

  • that is insane....and he is paranoid

  • I wonder where this guy is now and what he thinks of TV today. Lol, freaking out over some robots getting shot. He should watch 300. He'd have a heart attack. Either that, or he'd secretly like it.

  • This...I'm a christian, but this this is just too far. There's a line to where you call bullshit, and this passes it a lot further then necessary. They just provide bare evidence to support their theories, I believe that the Transformers are good. Why? They give a good moral in the end. Witchcraft? The witch IS THE BAD GUY. The bad guy means you never wanna be like them. You wanna beat them.

  • what there was a voltron movie???? sweet.........dont these people have anything better to do??? I dont know, maybe, teach the gospel or something???

  • what abunch of wussies(in the show)

  • DAY R SPESHUL!! :)

  • megatron is awesome, but if they think he's bad, wait'll the get a load of starscream.... Starscream would kick the crap out of Jeebus.

    starscream=lots of nails

    nails- 3 Jesus - 0

  • that was a funny video the funny thing is THEY ARE gETTING MAD OVER A CARTOON!!!

  • Psh.

    Nothing is wrong with Voltron and Transformers. >.>

  • These were running on Sunday mornings through the 80's (pre-infomercial era.) You'd think "hey look Saturday morining toons on Sunday, WHOO-HOO!" Then these wankers would start with their crap. Which is this bigger mind-f#$k? Hmmm, I'm going to go with the Christian douchebag in the cheap suit.

  • these people are nyt cases they talk about this like it is real it is a frigging cartoon! bet you when they die they will have to account for al the money they duped out of the stupid people who believe this shit!

  • It's exactly the same now except the supposed Devil's tool is Mass Effect.

  • wow i hate people who complain about stuff like this. oh nooo its evil witchcraft ahhhhhh

  • Now back to the show, "Men with no Life".

  • By-the-By; who are these guys? I'd love to find more of this shit.

  • "Ocultic"-not a word.

    "Reinterate"-also not a word.

    Afro-no longer cool.

    Leisure suit-still like 'em but on him it looks silly.

    And in reply to an earler comment: yes I do get a gay vibe from these dudes.

  • This is exactly where Kevin Smith gets characters like Elias from Clerks 2.

  • This is why I don't like the groupies in my religion; full of people like these.

  • Where was he seeing the "occult" in Transformers? And it's not as if the witch on Voltron was portrayed as good.

  • holy shit...its ron burgendy...muahaha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Can't WAIT for the party in hell. Anyone else getting a ghey vibe off these two? Just a thought.

  • Voltron was awesome!!! im a christian that turned out ok..im in no cult or anything! and our 'christian' presidents are moving us 2 WWIII! not 2 mention that if any christian believes this is the way 2 go then your also going to hell for putting up Xmas trees, hunting easter eggs, pics w/santa,bunny, Narnia movies, using bible to explain how you can do what you want no matter how evil/good,-remember even pure christians(like Jehohvah Witnesses)can be zealots in sheep's clothing!we'reallxposed

  • This is a bit extreme.

  • in the name os Jesus. no one knows Jesus, he's been dead supposely for 2009 yrs.

  • Yes i thought specifically about the Pagan religion when I was watching Transformers....

  • I'm ashamed these bastards share my religion.

  • whats that guy on man...any one i know in vancouver here thats like that is thrown in jail for being a cristal meth freak ..ya i noticed the cheap voltron but no transformers..poor guy thats all they would sell him.. ya 5 lions better go kill all the animals in the world..only devil i see is him..and ya the hero gonna fight no one...you idiot your making robots the bad guy as you cant be a hero w/ out taking out the bad guys..i think the heros are worse than what they think is bad.thx 4 laughsss

  • wow i always wondered why I turned into a vicious Satan worshiping serial killer now I know why! thank you over zealous christians

    Yet again you've shown me the way

  • Way to get the cheap little Voltron instead of the big one with metal parts.

  • here's another reason why i hate religion, they fill ppls minds with poison. im born catholic and from the stuff i have seen and read, i despise religion.

  • ahhh... religion, is there anything more refreshing.(sarcasm)

  • jesus is a serious cunt...LOL

  • Ha ha ha I like the part about his serious opinion about witch craft...OMG what loosers...wow sucks to be a christian...LOL

  • these poor christians, if only they could live in a closet.... then again, some of them end up coming out of the closet, with meth taking male prostitutes...

  • WTF? I saw no occultic overtones in the Transformers clip. And you can't kill a fucking robot. They were probably repaired later in the episode, lol.

  • LMFAO

  • "reinterate"?

  • "I haven't seen anything occultic in it yet, but it's certainly very violent, someone actually gets shot and killed"

  • you can see someone getting shot and killed on the news...there are occultic stuff in it...the woman is a witch- i grew up loving these cartoons!!! i ended up smarter than hell(bad analogy lol), creative and a good person w/morales...it's dumb people like this along w/non religious driving this world to crap(w/help from the real occult! these guys probably aquaint arabs/chinese as devil worshippers...that would be evil now wouldnt it? these guys r as 'bad' as cartoon..will God bring balance?

  • this is absolutly retarded.. I am a christian and voltron or the transformers have absolutly nothing to do with the devil... its a cartoon, make believe, FAKE!!!! You need explain to ur children what a fake is and what reality is!! I watched Voltron when i was a kid so did my sister.. we don't believe killing is right and we don't worship satan.. So I think you need to stop judging and claiming you know God's will and judgement!! as for the rest of you.... well you'll all find out soon!

  • good reply! it's a lil evil in parts and kids are impressionable but i watched and loved it too! im far from most evil in the world! it was entertaining-i can see their pts but w/their way of thinking they can become over zealous and be like wolves in sheep's clothing! they should believe what they want and not judge for sure! God is 2 judge not them! wouldnt it be evil if Satan uses Christians to do most evil! think that's in Bible and what would hurt God/make Satan happiest and hisstrength

  • I saw a movie about a guy called Jesus who wore womens clothing and he had 12 men friends who he kissed and and everything.

    Then he said "I am going to come back with a sword and kill you and your family and then burn you in fire forever"...

    But they got him and nailed him to a cross and that fixed him.

    They didn't believe in him back then and neither do I.

  • this is bullshit

  • lol, he said "bondage" :-)

  • Lol Just immagine them watching NGE.... lol

  • Ahhhh...beware the "...mystic religions of the east."

    Meanwhile, the preacher prays for blood of Jesus over the family. Lovely imagery that is!

    Put up more of these.

  • it is CURSED !!! he is CURSED!!! he's mustaceh are CURSED!! HAHAHAAHAHAHHA

  • i watched Voltron and transformers when i was a kid and now i worship satin and do crack and i think it good to kill people xD

  • me to i mean i watched it and immediately went to heroin and started dealing

    i didnt really have a choice and i did the best i could

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  • man am i glad i'm not christian, thank...god...i have normal parents...um...i think, maybe i should thank the devil...

  • these two guys are cursed!

  • Hmm.. notice how they only show the BAD GUYS performing their evil acts. That's what they are: bad guys. On top of that, they have their panties in a wad over "occultism" and Witchcraft which teach freedom of spirit (something no religion can control), responsibility of karma, and a choice to use knowledge wisely; that's why they can't tolerate it. Kinda sounds like other facist groups, huh?

  • Wow. Just wow. Faggots.

  • what a homo

  • I wonder how thew would react to gears of war! XD

  • what?

    they wear robes and theres a witch.

  • Typical Christian nonsense from the 80's. Back in the 80's there were Christians reading into things too much, and this video proves it. These people were SO miserible with their dull lives, they had to go out and do a witch hunt on EVERYTHING that was popular. Megatron was no where near as evil as Jim Baker!