This is one of those movies thats so bad its good, loved it laughed my ass of and the chicks are hot, well except for Devon Aoki shes got a face like a smashed crab but the others are all pretty hot.
sigh...i should squish the eyes into the plumbholes of the directors eyes. And the creators of the game. Even thinking about the idea of women "kicking ass" is horribly the wrong thought.
sigh...i should squish the eyes into the plumbholes of the directors eyes. And the creators of the game. Even thinking about the idea of women "kicking ass" is horribly the wrong thought.
I liked this movie. It's based off a video game, so there's really not much plot. When watching movies like this, you gotta remember that. It's not LOTR, it's not even a Marvel movie. It's got one point to show you and that's women kicking butt! That's it. End of story.
'Kasumi' is played by Devon Aoki. She's a 2nd generation Japanese American. Being a Japanese myself, I get the same feeling as you do, when I see a non-Japanese, including Chinese/Korean/Vietnamese/Thai actor playing the role of a Japanese charactor. (no offence to the actor, though) But that's just show business is all about.
You guys are idiots. Sure I hate it when Hollywood goes and does things like this. But I have a feeling this film was not meant to be taken seriously at all.
Plus, don't kid yourself. The game was never about anything other than chicks with large breasts. It's like complaining that a porno didn't have a strong enough story. Like the story was ever the point.
Because that's an american movie, and Hollywood always adapt/remake movies with white people, to not 'shock' their audience, that's why they do remake like The Ring, Dark water etc...
This is going to have immense amounts of suckatude.... this will suck unlike anything else that has ever sucked before... Since A) the story seems butchered, B) I don't think the eye candy would be THAT good (even if there was nudity... I wouldn't dare subject myself to this)
And frankly you can tell something's going to suck when you almost puke while watching just the trailer!
God, Charlies Angels 3... The thing I don't like is, DOA wasn't JUST about the chicks. I mean yeah, they had them, but what fighting game doesn't? No good characters like Ryu or Hayate? No original storylines from any of the characters? Pass.
this movie is so gay, just like tekken and kof
TENNSUMITSUMA 11 months ago
This is one of those movies thats so bad its good, loved it laughed my ass of and the chicks are hot, well except for Devon Aoki shes got a face like a smashed crab but the others are all pretty hot.
GeneralG1810 11 months ago
@GeneralG1810 No, not at all....it was just bad!!
PAC1977IRISH 9 months ago
Great hotties though, especially Devon Aoki
hartonogoh 1 year ago
Such a terrible movie, even the fan-service didn't make up for it's horrendousness. lol
JVThrillz 1 year ago
Köszönjük, majd értesítjük önöket... LOOOL!
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sigh...i should squish the eyes into the plumbholes of the directors eyes. And the creators of the game. Even thinking about the idea of women "kicking ass" is horribly the wrong thought.
Peppepoppldoppl 1 year ago
sigh...i should squish the eyes into the plumbholes of the directors eyes. And the creators of the game. Even thinking about the idea of women "kicking ass" is horribly the wrong thought.
Peppepoppldoppl 1 year ago
I liked this movie. It's based off a video game, so there's really not much plot. When watching movies like this, you gotta remember that. It's not LOTR, it's not even a Marvel movie. It's got one point to show you and that's women kicking butt! That's it. End of story.
anthrocrane 1 year ago
im looking to the movie thats going to be every sunday afternoon for the next 20 years
gregorioster 2 years ago
devon aoki is so hot <3
ILOVEGACKTXD 2 years ago 6
the asian is h0t
YouNoo8 2 years ago
she is american but her dad or her mom is from asian but she self is american
BigFighterTidus 2 years ago
I Love This Movie Its The Best
But I really Pefer The Game +P
jamahlzybabeofficial 3 years ago
Ok, guys ... I watched the movie ... and it really sucks ... hahaha ...
nihongasuki 5 years ago 3
Word's cannot express how hard it was for me to resist the urge to vomit right there.
-Matt
HumpskiProductions 5 years ago
i cant wait to watch this and is kristy played by holly?
angeldoc3 5 years ago
I will only watch it for Holly Valance and that's it.
rsp91 5 years ago
...wow.
VladieShark 5 years ago
You have to admit, the effects look cool, i will see if for that
darkmyts 5 years ago
nightwolf0-san;
'Kasumi' is played by Devon Aoki. She's a 2nd generation Japanese American. Being a Japanese myself, I get the same feeling as you do, when I see a non-Japanese, including Chinese/Korean/Vietnamese/Thai actor playing the role of a Japanese charactor. (no offence to the actor, though) But that's just show business is all about.
However, the movie DOES LOOK BAD...
beetlemann 5 years ago
You guys are idiots. Sure I hate it when Hollywood goes and does things like this. But I have a feeling this film was not meant to be taken seriously at all.
Plus, don't kid yourself. The game was never about anything other than chicks with large breasts. It's like complaining that a porno didn't have a strong enough story. Like the story was ever the point.
sestsa 5 years ago
Because that's an american movie, and Hollywood always adapt/remake movies with white people, to not 'shock' their audience, that's why they do remake like The Ring, Dark water etc...
Ecorce 5 years ago
Can someone tell me why the two asian girls in the game are played by white girls?
nightwolf0 5 years ago
im already crying at the horror of this trailer, they look AWFUL!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jineru 5 years ago
This is going to have immense amounts of suckatude.... this will suck unlike anything else that has ever sucked before... Since A) the story seems butchered, B) I don't think the eye candy would be THAT good (even if there was nudity... I wouldn't dare subject myself to this)
And frankly you can tell something's going to suck when you almost puke while watching just the trailer!
ReiKusanagi 5 years ago
Looks horrible..with out a doubt...though itll be great eye candy..and seeing Bayman kick ass will be pretty sweet.
ArkhamInmate32 5 years ago
DOA is about chicks because the fighting and other characters don't hold a candle to anything else on the market.
faketrout 5 years ago
God, Charlies Angels 3... The thing I don't like is, DOA wasn't JUST about the chicks. I mean yeah, they had them, but what fighting game doesn't? No good characters like Ryu or Hayate? No original storylines from any of the characters? Pass.
-Casey Cannon
MoparManiac22739 5 years ago
Ryu, Hayate, Leon, Bayman, Zack, And Bass are in it also
ArkhamInmate32 5 years ago
One word: boobies. I'd watch this movie... repeatedly... alone.
jkdoug 5 years ago
Hey guys, no sense of humor ? Cool girls, fast swords ... I am sure, this movie will be so bad, that it will be great ... hahaha ...
nihongasuki 5 years ago 3
@nihongasuki that movie was nothing but an expensive Mabeline commercial!! It sucked so much ass, No of the fight scenes were realistic.
RisingStandard 1 month ago
Why do I get the feeling that this film is gunna suck?
GothicShadow 5 years ago
because it will suck
shortfu 5 years ago
Very very much so.
lordofnightmares 5 years ago