Better Marriage Blanket

[TheSexiestBlueBox]

I use this when I bed al queda

[Pikashu17]

Yes, because the foundation of marriage is based on your blanket........ /:|

[KiroToru]

what the fuck......?!?! WHAT THE FUCK

[2l28DRAIN]

Not even Billy Mays could make THIS product sell...

[MsArianafan1]

WTF?!

[Hartlessjm]

Wow! gas X? Or any of the millions of available gas treatments. lol! I like that it is Military grade because honestly my wife has had a nuclear disaster or 2 that were worthy of a fall out shelter disguised as a comforter.!

[Matrix29bear]

Try our new Super Dutch Oven Blanket - Makes the farts so warm and juicy. It even retains the smell with a special Agar Insert so you can enjoy the whiff of your hot farts again and again.

[Stones1664]

why pay 40 bucks to take fun out your life, can't beat lifting the covers on a real corker...

[adrii532]

Doesn't it make the blanket absorb the smell and then the whole blanket stinks?

[052145]

Hey babe! Look what I got ya!

An anti flatulence blanket!

Happy anniversary darling!

[wsidechris]

O M G L O L

[FearAnEnd]

My English teacher sent me here, girl class used it as an example for useless products (she has one) and everyone started laughing.

[mpiercy89]

It is totally real!

[beblonde4ever]

I still can't figure out if this is a real product or not

[VRMorrigon]

Thumbs down for disabling embedding.

[JuliusVonPringleton]

"Is your marriage being threatened because your significant other rips ass in bed?"

This commercial in a nutshell.

[LaurenAwesomesauce1]

If you tear the blanket, do all the imprisoned farts escape? Holy shit.... Call the army!!! Tell them to bring more fart blankets!!!

[DarknessofWhite]

How did I end up in the weird part of YT again? DAMN YOU MOUSE! Always clicking on your own...

[blabladotwhat]

Can you imagine getting this for your anniversary? "Yeah... you fart a lot. Happy anniversary!"

[shazammize]

if someone brought me this as a wedding present, i would punch them in the face.

[MrSluggoSir667]

@shazammize With Flatulence!

[hollytheblondie]

why would you give it as a gift what r u going 2 say hey you smell funny have this

[ladycplum]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Thank Christ I wasn't taking a sip of my drink or my computer would be coated right now!

[hazgirl22]

This is a great gift when you want to tell someone "You stink"

[rha101]

Wow, this might be dumber than the hula chair.

[xdevilgurlyx]

Yikes, call it the impendingdivorce blanket

[CrumpledPaperHearts]

Great wedding gift?

[kakashirocks10]

How exactly does this make a great gift? I'm sure your spouse will be more offended than pleased.

[1cookiesNcream1]

Wait...Were using military technology to protect your spouse from your farting?

Seems legit

[stopglobalswarming]

hhaha. I use 2 blankets anyway bc. my wife hogs the covers, and she says I hog the covers, so we both have our own blanket.

[whit3m0cha]

Dutch Oven FTW!

[TheSierrarox]

...great wedding or anniversary gift? ... I- OMFGHAKAJSIJDJDJJDLMFAOOOOOO!

[mobelso25]

Um...... No

[arrias99]

so in easy speaking it's a fart blanket

[SpyinGirly]

Holy shit, you guys. Let's arm our selves with fart blankets to protect our military from nuclear weapons

[CODmodernwarfare2Man]

i doubt the military is using a fart blanket against nuclear weapons.

[justineyouloulou]

@CODmodernwarfare2Man

It's against chemical weapons, not nuclear...

And they say they use the same fabric, not the actual blanket.

[loner1878]

But in all fairness there are some nasty gastrointestinal conditions people can have that give chronic bad gas.

[loner1878]

I fucking lost it when the guy said: "the same type of fabric used by the military to defend against chemical weapons."

[89sarahsarah]

What happens if there is a tear in the blanket? Do all the previous farts escape?

[Assassingirl2462]

So people actually sit around a table and think of this stuff seriously. What's wrong with society

[tommyg320]

ohhhhhh america. land of the free, home of the lazy. and i'm american

[evilpacman5]

but what if there under the blankets?!

what now bitch?

[XDeathxMetalxEmoX]

If You Accidently Lit The Blanket On Fire Filled With The Farts.........It Would Blow Up! :O

[dirint]

I had a better marriage blanket once. But, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[bostonkanevideos]

but does it blend?

[bostonkanevideos]

Billions of people in the workd.. .all of them busting loads daily... the question is...

where does all the cum go?

[Musicplayer9166]

lol chemical weapons

[MrTomservo85]

Challenge accepted.

[happieroc]

So gradually it turns into an actual fart blanket. 

[willybobdoody]

OH. ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING DOCTORS?

[NickiKawaii]

i need this for my wife

[Regnadkcinthirdeye]

it works so well your wife will move to YOUR side of the bed!!!

[yamoo001]

0:25 used to protect against chemical weapons, I'ma get one for the zompocalypse

[tmattrope]

LOL THIS makes a "great wedding or anniversary gift"!?? I'm convinced the inventors of these products are INSANE!!

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

Couples divorce or have marital problems cuz one of them farted under the sheets lol? If you're relying on a piece of complicated fabric to give you a "better" marriage, well... you're marriage is pretty much already gone.

[macroevolve]

0:10 "patent pending" This thing would actually need a patent? Who else would want to copy it? Hell, I never heard of it until I watched this.

[LyndseeyAnne]

I thought this was a joke, Im shocked that its actually real!! :O

[imaluckygirl777]

I would not dare get this for anyone. Hahaha

[JayStunna1000]

Smosh sent me here

[ZanaBonanza]

If your spouse's gas is so bad that you need military grade equipped blanket to deal with it, they should probably see a doctor.

[ImpyDoodleDandy]

@ZanaBonanza Thankyou for making all of my days. I am crying from laughter. <3

[plugman1963]

@ZanaBonanza brilliant!

[enmo85]

@ZanaBonanza LMFAO

[junior214223]

i wonder if Kim kardashian used this

[okamilover136]

... you're kidding.

[kialuvsyoo]

Soooo... no more Dutch Ovens?

[uscgirl2014]

@Thunderwolf666 unfortunately this is very much a REAL product

[EliteUberNinjaCyborg]

Pull my finger.

[Thunderwolf666]

Wait - is this a REAL product or an ironic comedy?

[squintstheninja]

Ironically... in 38 states, giving this to your spouse is legal grounds for divorce.

[implodesafely]

This is EXACTLY what I need for all those pesky, stinky, dead bodies! :D

[erigphi]

¿O_o? Really?

[happilyjaded]

Twin size avail! In case you just can't stand your own farts

[Chikara3002]

If you can't stand your spouse's farts, then you shouldn't even be married in the first place.

[cepps322]

Think of the Dutch oven potential here.

[Nintendogizmo]

absorbed...? NO ONE SMELL THE COMFORTER!!

[igrungeisded]

World's Dumbest really is funny.

[mrskristyreese]

Really? So you have to smell the fart forever because it gets trapped in the blanket! Oh boy!

[AnghellikBullshit]

I now hate humanity.

[italiansmile]

They need to make a smaller version for dogs. They'd make millions.

[RachelLovesKittehs98]

@italiansmile That's why I shower in the mornings, considering the fact my dog sleeps on my face, near my hair >.> xD

[IllicitOnlinex]

I find it hilarious that they can't say "fart." They call it "flatulence molecules."

Oops, excuse me! I just released flatulence molecules.

[kittykat2210]

Why not just undies?

[smileygirler]

Yeah cause im SURE the military uses this... God Bless America... GOOD LORD!!!

[MindTrixx1]

Military grade fabric is needed to save American marriages? this is true.

[Chiflado21]

But, will it silence my farts?

[hebewster]

Well, I tend to fart chemical waste every once in a while. This will help me a lot! Where do I buy it?

[Dumpes]

Military fabric keeps marriages alive!

[kyhagin17]

So...it blocks farts? What a great gift for your wife

[chg25425]

Why can't they just make pants out of this crap!?

[ILurvSkittlezz]

Wait, so not only does this blanket protect against the smell of my spouses farts, but now it can protect me from chemical weapon attacks?

Thanks Better Marraige Blanket!

[digitalchico]

@ILurvSkittlezz LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Julaaaayy]

hahaha chemical weapons...

[elephantluck]

worst infomercial ever. please tell me no one has ever actually purchased this

[xXWeevilWitchXx]

How are we supposed to do Dutch Ovens now???? D:

[tissa71]

lol i wish it really existed

[UofLCardFan90]

@tissa71 Sadly, this does really exist.

[Mirandasmusic100]

lol when u lift it up it would be a: OH MY GOD momet XD

[vTeryn]

i need a piece of this like right now, in my pants

[Shift4g]

@vTeryn For double the protection you can order some charcoal activated underwear. Yes, those are real too.

[Aang1]

Anyone who needs a blanket with strength against chemical weapons probably has Crohn's Disease.

[mrwhatever213]

@Aang1 lol

[HisPrettyButterfly]

...Is this serious? O.e I'd slap the shit out of the sorry person to give me this as a gift!!

[Tirza777]

They switched sides.... suspicious.... O.o

[rosales123ish]

? better marriage blanket?? wtf?

[futuredirector21]

i never knew farting was the number one divorce factor...

[bestshowontheweb]

Ok, That is NOT what I expected.

[extremeeXrement1]

well damn thatsactulally a good idea

[DJSmoque]

doesn't that just mean your blanket smells like shit?... oh wait, I'm sorry "comforter"

[PeterGibbons47]

why don't they just make underwear out of the material. i had that idea years ago

[handymannification]

Dutch oven FTW

[ravenfirecaster]

Is it just me, or is the announcer Mike Rowe? Talk about a Dirty Job!

[xrayt3ch]

Why are they assuming it's always the guy who done did it.

[KyliesMCJ]

$120?!?!?!?!?!?!

[DuckiePray]

I clicked on this, assuming it would be a parody of something. I'm disturbed to find out that it isn't.

[faggotgumdrops]

Wedding gifts? Who would give this as a gift at someone's wedding? lol.

[kdbeardenblair]

There's even a twin size! Umm, if your spouse is farting on you, I highly doubt you're sleeping in a twin-size bed together!

[KevinFitzz]

It's simple for me. My farts don't stink.

[DjGalindo2011]

Wtf this is stupid

[skiptheadds01]

120$ WTF!?!



[MyLyricsVideosRock]

I got here from World's Smartes Inventions 3!

[Goat5611]

Goodbye dutch oven!

[tvkid9879]

Happy Anniversary honey... *Gives gift* *Wife opens gift* Wife: What the fuck is this?

[BoatBomber]

@tvkid9879 Stop roleplaying

[phoenixkt06]

This is great!

[nyal1988]

"thepetesbeat" I agree! And there's something a bit sad that you would buy this, just a cheap money grabber product if you ask me.

[ThePetesBeat]

if your marriage is ruined but farts, you have bigger problems...

[EffOne95]

>frrrtt< "RIGHT, THAT'S IT. WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE!"

[PurpleBIGMGG]

Wedding or anniversary gift lol! Here, when i sleep with you i just cant stand the smell so heres your anniversary gift!

[snapbubbles]

Uhm.... wouldn't the blanket start to smell?

[WhoKnows94]

What if the"issue" isn't silent???

[Standingwithfeast]

How about a product that traps the gas and compresses them for either feeding plants, running a stove, or a lamp. A new "green technology", since some one already come up with filter underwears. As the Holy Bible taught that there are no new thing under the sun.

[AngelFluttershy767]

@Standingwithfeast

That just means that God will never create anything new on Earth, not that we can't come up with new inventions and ideas, because people do that every single day.

[JonahCorn]

So they're saying that farting in bed is ruining your marriage??

[mrbrockpeters]

Challenge accepted!

[cheezypuffs100]

the picture looks like the picture from temperpidic (?)

[NHarbs]

But... how would I be able to perform the "Dutch Oven"?

[rockrgrl637]

"the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons" ... Oh, wow. XD

[dobbylvr]

snort

[kolang82]

says it is good as an anniversary gift

[Daemonarch2k6]

It's fantastic! it saved my marriage's future!

[masticina]

I love the "before" and "after"

The frowns go to smiles, the color suddenly gets much brighter the birds sing again and that lost job? Ha you just got it back not to mention that your car is now repaired and that your troublesome neighbours have moved. What a product!

[lllpatricklll1]

This won't work. The blanket will simply hold the gases the same as a balloon holds air. Roll over and displace the gas and,... you get the idea.

[tnekkc]

Huma Abedin Weiner just bought one.

[jjmarquete]

@tnekkc brought you and only you! -.-

[TheWombatHunter]

What is this world coming to?... really... How dumb are people

[SunBound28]

LOL to protect against "chemical weapons."

[iaretehamy]

because people who are in love are sickened by their lover's normal bodily functions! what a load of shit. xD

[princessluvspink18]

If I were to get that as an anniversary gift, I would be offended...

[danny777danny777]

yay...!! now I can fart all night long n my wife wont even notice..:D:D:D

[Pam0284]

Is this for real???

[josiemur]

Have already ordered

[clockworkcorvid]

I love the idea that someone would give this as an anniversary gift.

[skiptheadds01]

thats 120$ WTF

[dragonx4017]

@skiptheadds01 LMAO

[patient451]

yeah, night time flatulence is a HUGE threat to marriages these days. that's what always shows up in divorce courts

[TheThirdSister]

No flatulence = better marriage? So your husband/wife can go out murdering people, take shit-tons of drugs and have sex with random strangers but if they fart in bed, it's all over for you.

[alyssamichele2]

@TheThirdSister what are you talking about..all it's saying is it betters your marriage. probably because you dont have to go to bed discusted by the person you're in love with. i dont recall the ad saying, "go out and murder bunch of people, because now your spouse wont care!" your comment actually made no sense. obviously this is a stupid ad, but it's still not that hard to comprehend..

[3piper]

but that does not help when the guy lifts his blanket side and fans out the fart

[MrLoveallhatenone]

wow I didnt know that farting has now become a military grade threat.. however I was disappointed that they didn't use any material invented or approved by NASA

[joshuaandluke]

It was her. She's just blaming him. But everyone knows the fox smells it's own hole.

[brunaaengell]

I would love giving this as a wedding gift

"Here, so that you won't have issues with the hubby during sleep! ;D"

But I wonder what it does with your farts. Does the blanket just keep storing them, and you keep cluelessly sleeping with a blanket filled with farts?

That just sounds great...