TRY ATHEISM TODAY! *satire*

[marinavictorfong]

LORD IS AT THE DOOR, REPENT today!



[Trinitics]

Awesome!!! Loved the part about roasted baby! LOL

I've tried being a good Christian, but logic and morals kept on getting in the way.

So now I'm an atheist... It's true what they say... the truth WILL set you free... from religion!!

[MamaMario13]

hitler was a roman catholic not an atheist

[Ramon90003]

Lady open ur eyes GOD IS REAL! If u could see what I have seen. Not only me do I say this but ppl that have died! yeah died! and came back they changed! There was these study done of ppl that have died and came back, all changed their belief about God and changed their way of living. God put them through those experiences to warn us! God Is REal do not lead his ppl in wrong paths

[IanEColeman]

Stupid video. Perpetuates stereotypes even in its satirical attempt to shatter them.

[YourVampireTragen]

HAHAH great ....*ponders* wonder how this would play out on TV but i dont eat babies Imma moosh when it comes to them but I'll glady take your stalkerish beyond creepy neighbor that stares at you threw your window :D bring him kicking and screamming they tast so much better when their fisty hehe until next time

[Gesmehod]

aheeheeheehee :D

[MileyFan4Eva9788]

wow, no comment

cause then people would call me a preacher and everything

im just gonna say, atheism is SOOOO not the way to go

go Christian,

we beleive in God

if you beleive in a God that's a statue, or that the true Masiah hasn't come yet,

go Christian and live the right life, so you can go to heaven and enjoy enternity there.

[brownbigb]

go christian. believe in things without evidence, ignore logic and fact, don't engage in dangerous and bothersome activity like thinking. let a book of fairy tales guide you through life, believe everything good is from god, everything bad is from you. become a sheep, go beeheeeheeh, and follow a shepherd.

go christian

wow, i feel bad for you, but luckily you don't even know the intellectual prison you put yourself in. just like a kid with down syndrome doesn't know that there is more to life.

[MileyFan4Eva9788]

everything good is from God. everything bad isn't from humans. It sometimes is, but all bad is from the devil. And beleiving in things with no visual sign its real is called having Faith. I've witnessed a true mircale that only the true God can preform. I've seen someone die of a heart attack, seriosuly blue and dead, and come back to life within a few minutes. Don't feel bad for me, I feel bad for YOU. Because while I'm enjoying eternity in heaven, you'll be burning in Hell.

I feel bad for u.

[thinkmorepink]

Miley, that's enough. You said you wouldn't be preachy. Just respectfully leave. 'You'll be burning in hell, I feel bad for u' is uncalled for, and you might want to reassess your fear tactics when it comes to converting people. This is your last warning.

[patrickledford420]

@thinkmorepink christian think there better than everyone else well anyone that thinks different

[brownbigb]

you did not witness a miracle, you witnessed something that you can't explain. and that person did not die, their heart might have stopped. you give a name to the things you can't explain but would like to. that name is god. so yo call your own ignorance god. and while that is very real, it is not something to admire or cherish, and certainly not to worship.

[brownbigb]

if he came back to life after a couple of weeks, i'd say you got something.

[MileyFan4Eva9788]

im sorry if i caused a big fight, i honestly was jurt trying to show u the way to go, i am truely sorry if i caused a huge commotion.

please, just don't make your no god seem better than my full God. I'm going to just leave now, not comment back, because I don't want something bad to happen and I'm not being a very good Christian witness and this point. I apologize for me rude, mean, hateful behavior. Please, forgive me.

[brownbigb]

the only thing that you do is to assume you know theway to go. to know the truth for others. my no god is better for me than your full god. but if it works for you, knock yourself out. but please don't presume that you know the ultimate truth. nobody does. youknow what works for you, and be happy with it. doesn't mean someone aelse will be happy with it though.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@MileyFan4Eva9788 good christian is an oxymoron

[systematic101]

@MileyFan4Eva9788 1st off I don't know how you could enjoy heaven while people who didn't hurt anyone are burning in hell. 2nd your miracle is not a miracle. IF that person had been brain dead for over an hour and then came back then it would be a miracle.

[DeadlyCactus]

@MileyFan4Eva9788

Was not lucifer an angel himself, what was there to corrupt him if he is the one who creates evil?

[FatihMedia]

I'm the only one who saw a miracle here.

When i was 4 years old my grandfather died from cancer.

2 days after his death I saw him in the garden, he was shiny, white clothes,...

I still remember it, most people say I just imagened it because he died. But I even didn't know what death was at that age.

[brownbigb]

you didn't see a miracle, you have a memory that you don't undestand. your memories from 4 yeas old are very faded, but i am not questioning that you remember that, but from that age you could even have dreemed that and later remembered it as real. many possible explanations, being a miracle is tha last and weakest one.

[IncDeathCreed]

Try Atheism Today! :)

All other religions fail

[beautifullytragic99]

do you hate mormons then?

[phlewis86]

No thanks. I think I'll pass.

[Gabrielusobscurus]

Shan...I love your videos ^_^

Even though I may not be an Atheist, I know where you are coming from.

[allyluvsmiley]

r u christian?

[Kawazoekun]

That was hilarous.

"I'm getting pretty hungry, pass the roasted baby over here."

XD

[Aziq3D]

Lol...hahahha...that was funny! :P

[skoker13]

Great job, this was pretty funny.

[NeumaticSoul]

This is disturbing propaganda from a severely disturbed individual. Nothing funny about it. It's sad. Yeah. I think you get the pin*head award, no question. What next? Gay cartoons for children? Oh right, you've covered that already, my mistake, LOL!

[Subher0]

If you bring satire, you shouldn't have to put underneath *satire* because then I know in advance the satire sucks. This trick allways works to recognise sucky satire and it worked again.

[aubreytube]

It's really interesting how you think being an atheist is really interesting, shocking, or revolutionary. You have so many videos about it. In the same way that I'd judge someone with 30 videos dedicated to Jesus, I think it's a little weird that ANYONE dedicates so much time to religion OR lack thereof. It's almost as though you've adopted atheism as a religious belief, and preached it to the extent that an annoying evangelist would do the same.

Kind of a counterproductive technique, I'd say.

[AhmNee]

It's interesting that you'd think an atheist doesn't put as much effort into their beliefs as someone religious puts into theirs. As an atheist I put as much effort into every day. Living my life to it's fullest and being the best father, partner and person I can be. Not because some obscure and contradictory storybook tells me to, but because I know it's the right thing to do.

Atheism IS a religious belief. An active belief that there is no such thing as a god.

[karaluvs53]

Actually, I don't think you understand why this video was posted... She's basically telling you that religions that enforce things that she just mentioned, such as believing in that religion alone, or shunning gays for being not normal people, or perhaps restricting certain freedoms and happiness...... Yeah, if religious people, (mainly Christians) would maybe take the time to look at other people's point of view, they would understand. ATHEISM IS NOT A RELIGION YOU IDIOT!!!! iT IS NO RELIGION!

[AhmNee]

A religion by definition is a "a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe". Believing in logic, science and rational explanations for the nature of the universe is indeed a set of beliefs. It's not a religion as one might usually think of it, but it's still a religion all the same. Please don't assume because you don't agree that I haven't given it thought.

Good day.

[aubreytube]

My comment wasn't an attack on atheism, or a judgment on its status as a religion or not...just a comment on the tendency of many atheists to think their beliefs shocking or offensive to others, and a tendency to express themselves in an effort to get a rise out of people, when in fact there is nothing offensive or sensational about what they believe.

By the way, AhmNee, not all atheists are big believers in science and logic, and not all believers in science and logic are atheists.

fyi :)

[nocturnezero]

Atheists don't have beliefs... its a lack of belief in a God. There is no active, positive dogma in atheism.

[brownbigb]

if you are a gnostic aheist there is. if you are an agnostic atheist, there isn't

[nocturnezero]

Well, yeah, but what's the difference, besides semantics? Besides, gnostics only make the positive claim, they don't actually claim to know, no one actually knows. Which means all agnostics are actually technically atheists BUT ANYWAY.

[brownbigb]

thee is agnostic theists as well.

but a gnostic position would involve dogma

[nocturnezero]

Agnostic theists are called deists.

[kjcrile]

haha this is great!

i love the sarcasm.

brave. very brave.

[Darkdazeys]

Awesome!

[liquidgrey]

haha youre wonderfully funny

[Jyezrah]

Yay! Finally an atheist infomercial. I've been waiting for people to truly understand what we are about. Now, the message is out that we atheists lead moral-less lives in league with the devil (who we don't believe in...) and stay out all night drinking and eating children.

Haha. Thank You for this.

[ReasonablySpeaking]

Fantastic.

[Christians4Justice]

You want that yll christians should die and like hitler? What kind of twisted person are you?? Anyways accept lord jesus in your life and in your heart and he will forgive you and so will I

[thinkmorepink]

Hey, it was a joke, captain sensitive. I don't want or need your forgiveness. Ugh.

[nexxus230]

One day you'll recognize that your life is empty and want someone to love you - jesus always have an open ear for you. ps plz vote 4 MacCain

[thinkmorepink]

My life is absolutely beautiful :) Thanks for your concern though.

MacCain? I believe it's spelled McCain, and even then, my vote will go towards the smarter choice.

[Christians4Justice]

haha very funny, stop imitating me

[liquidgrey]

hahahaha.

oh nooo what are you going to do now that your president's black? and a MUSLIM?? he's not? oohh damn...

haha like forgiveness from one misled american or "jesus" counts for anything

[zomgbrootal]

counts for everything when its from jesus broham ;)

[systematic101]

@thinkmorepink don't let it bother you. I think most religions people don't know what the word satire means or theory for that matter.

[321liftoff]

LOL

[flipflops2248]

OMG that was hilarious!!! The hitler part and then the "What the f..." was so funny!! Make more, make more!!

[XxSierraCensoredxX]

HAH! youre adorable! I wanna sex you! wait....was that wrong?....haha =D

[C0ldhead]

lol

I love the part where she said "What the fuc..."

[ThinkFreeToday]

She has to write *satire* in the title, so that believers get it... lol

[myfuckingnameistaken]

hahaha roasted baby, i like mine crispy.

[michelle2chat]

But you'd send me Journey cd's and you'd force me to listen to them! (noooooo!!!) ;-)

[mconn2112]

I tried Atheism and all I got was eternal damnation!! Scam!!

[C0ldhead]

lol, how did you return from Eternal dammnation ?

[mconn2112]

Well duh! I 'm an atheist! I'm in league with Satan!

;-)

[ivarbt]

ROFL! You are too funny, Shan! :D

[heinz57girl]

You've certainly convinced me to try this atheism thing, baby is never better than when its slathered in BBQ sauce.

[1156511]

lol u r teh bomb

[stylenxs]

ROTFLMAO

Hahahahahahaha! "Are you tired of the taste of Jesus in the morning?" That's the funniest thing I've ever heard! And the music is perfect.

[b0ulder690]

Lol i think its funny people have to put "satire" on their videos now adays. Some people are just dumb lol

[stargateproductions]

Well if all religious people did die our world would a lot better. Of course killing people is wrong.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I hope the religious get ran over by cancer. Srsly.

[CapeandCowl]

not helpful bud.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Wasn't meant to be.

[xyzllii]

BRILLO PADS !!!

[Kabuki0009]

well put:P *****stars;)

[DehumanizeTV]

i like my babies deep fried, its the only way

[msginca]

mmmm yummm ... deep fried baby!!!

... the other, "other" white meat!!!

[nddurana]

great

[Biogirl52]

Skin rotting cancer :)

[ChuckyJesus666]

Behbeh...the other other white meat....GET IN MAH BELLAH! Who knew Fat Bastard was an atheist? ;-)

[kjnsings]

HYSTERICAL!!!!

[ArtypNk]

Funny, because its funny. Sad, because some people think that way about "unholy" atheists. I pity them. No proper brain activity=empty life.

[RWDY]

*Many* funnies.

*RWDY Stamp Of Approval 2008/2009*

[mikooou]

Hitler was a Roman Catholic.

It's funny that its the 21st century and its considered a joke to separate yourself from the stone age.

[haidogroupie]

That...was beautiful <3

[IdoloR]

lol just awesome. its so true, im just like that X3, great representation off atheists, spot on X3

[ticijev]

We love you too :)

[LukyHell]

Another imbecile video, anything bad in the hostory was causes by atheists, while the holy wars, torturing a witch burning was causes by false believers.

[Eldrave20]

$19.95?! What??! And all this time, I thought you were doing this for posterity. There had BETTER be some fortune cookies.

:)=

[Eldrave20]

I recently discovered a new basting technique, and it would be "Heavenly" (if there were such a thing), with my home grown rosemary garlic butter sauce.

I've been looking for a good rotisserie recipe, so if any of you happen to have one, hook an Atheist up, M'kay?

I like it when you do satires, Shan. Very funny. Much appreciated.

[amathyst8]

i like mine scrambled :D xox

[angryislander56]

oh shit

i think i have that slowly working skin rotting

thingy

[simplydaft]

I prefer my baby lightly sauteed in garlic and olive oil. *heh-heh*

[navvellines15]

Buddha rocks!

[jdf088]

hickory or mesquite? i prefer hickory myself and lots of spicy sauce.........lmao a much needed diversion from my study of the mentally retarded reverend fred phelps. gonna attempt a nice rant about that.

[stagism]

I will be back to comment in a second, I need to apply another glaze to the baby before it goes back in. (;

[jussts]

*gasp* Shocking...

[illburnbush]

i absolutely loved it bravo. funny stuff. 5*

[Brianswers]

When is the annual atheist kitten barbeque this year? Did I miss it?

[maksiiiskam2]

Boiled? But that way you lose many nutrients that are essential for a healthy atheist life: vitamin E (for Evil), violencium, nazinine, and all these things we need to remain alive in hatred of God and to dance all night around fires praying Satan to spread evil on the world.

[thinkmorepink]

Broiled sweetie :p

[maksiiiskam2]

Ooooh! damn rhotics!

Charcoil or wood? Not propane, I hope.

[thinkmorepink]

You're such a freaking genius, lol

[thatgaybloke]

If you want the vitamins, you'll probably have to devour the flesh raw.

[KingofLuna]

Ha, awesome vid.

[CapeandCowl]

hahahahaha. hilarious video Shan

[bpabbott1st]

very cool!

[knightxd4]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!

Nice job Shan... The only scary part is that believers actually do believe that stuff.

Keep up the good work.

[DrunkAtheist]

I love you :|

[anzuki]

good video i like my baby well done with a side of eye balls

[cavejourney]

Gloria and her friend really made me chuckle.

[snownet]

broiled baby is where its at!

[Father0Blivion]

Great video, but where can I get this broiled baby you speak of?

[izraqthedark]

LOL, does it come with free gym membership... just kidding I thought your video was very funny and I enjoyed it. I'm an atheist too and I've gotten a lot of the same so I know where you are coming from

[Father0Blivion]

don't be silly, atheists don't work out!!

[izraqthedark]

LOL, you'd be surprised ... I do but not at a gym :)

[firefly515]

Great video my friend!!!

[pixelatedxdeath]

BRILLIANT!!!! Thanks for the lulz! hehe!

[msginca]

BBQ'd ... w/MasterPiece -raw onions, garlic, chives, tomato, lettuce ...mayo n mustard on a wheat bun.

Thanks!

[mwest1234]

Okay, I guess I'll be an atheist. Can I get my decoder ring now?

[CptnGoth]

Amazing. I love it. XD

[StarMagick]

I like my baby Al Pastor Style lol

[msginca]

Isn't it funny(or a shame, depending on you look at things) that you *HAVE* to put *satire* on a video like this ... there's always someone in the peanut gallery who won't get it!

[msginca]

A One Woman Show!!!

You're too beautiful!!!

[VoicesintheHead]

Great video shan!

I like my baby with a thin sugar glaze.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

I never get tired of saying, "Pink - yer an awesome brat. The world is lucky to have you."

Actually, I've just said that once. But have meant similar things before and... oh! Yer just great Shan! I love ya!

[BrittneysRedemption]

Hahaha Shan, that was amazing. I lol'd bunches.

[lwahlberg100]

I prefer my baby in a nice stir fry...

love ya, Shan...you're so adorable with this stuff. haha

[onlywhenprovoked]

hahahahahahahahahaha. oh lord.

hahahahahaha

[onlywhenprovoked]

lol. i love you shan.

too funny.

[RabidPetRock]

Isn't it a sad commentary that you have to paste *satire* everywhere to help people get the point? Awesome work. :)

That "What the f-" scene knocked me out of my chair laughing. Thank you for the laughter. :D

[itsbizbuz]

Can you deliver in France ? ^___^

[HeathenWarriorPoet]

i think each character should have her own constume.

[TheKidFrom13thStreet]

LOLceratops

[Agila1]

hahaha omg, shan that was awesome!

<3

cu in a week :)

[Bleatmop]

Shock and Horrify me!!! I put it in my will!!!

[saxmanchiro]

Theists don't know what they're missing. I love my babies hot off the BBQ with Dijon mustard smeared between the toes and fingers.

Best prep before the BBQ is a strong marinade of greek salad dressing with a smattering of Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing(not too much or the rasp takes over). Also, don't overcook or the baby fat disappears.

Love it Shan

[SurvivorsFaithTV]

HAHA! Silly Shan, love you to the mooon and baaack!

[palmtreez101]

atheism is immoral

try the church of the chainsaw god instead

[Rorshak1313]

Haha! That was pretty funny.

What's the background music?

[premed2]

Just thinking of scorched baby fat makes my mouth water! :P

[DocFosters]

mmmh... babies. where do i sign up? ;)

[jissaikun]

lol, yah, thats totally how we think :p

[brouhajoe]

Nice.

[lisamariefan]

Lol.

I like my baby flame-broiled myself. :P

[TyrannoJack]

you've convinced me

i'm gonna try out atheism...TODAY!

[depointless]

haha

cool