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  • lmao

  • the throat chakra is holy.. vissudha and yours is pretty strong. Hum..

  • who is justin chon.... i came here cuz of jim xD

  • Hola Jim! Cuidado con su cuello! jajaja!

  • When does the funny happen?

  • Happy Birthday Jim, you are my favorite actor ,I'd Like you meet but it's impossible because you are a star and me a simple person.excuse me for a fault because I'm french

  • Yo

  • and Jim, this is why I love you. Happy 50th Birthday! :) 3

  • LOL how the top comments are about Justin Chon, no Jim Carrey :D

  • @97jaygirl Who's Jim Carrey

  • @Kismetmetme um, lol this guy ^ he's a comedian and actor in america

  • Jim on top of his game yes..

  • Jim Carrey forever!

  • jim carrey wins¡

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  • "HAWK, STOP IT ! IT'S CHARLIE !"

  • Awesome ! What is that in the background UFC or K1 or sumpt like that?.Whatever it is you my friend watched too much of it ! ;-)

  • lol

  • Jim carry brought me here

  • rofl XD!!!

  • Stupid!! Jim Carrey should be above this.

  • I'm surprised he didn't pass out from punching the crap out of his carotid arteries.

  • This guy practices for hours in front of a mirror just to produce 13 seconds of slap stick comedy perfection. Kudos!

  • i say jim won XD

  • Pacquiao!!

  • lmfao!!!

  • I think he's slowly going insane.

  • @issychloe123 Jim Carrey was once normal?

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  • What the fuck Jim Carrey ..?

  • HAJHAJHAJHAJHAJHJAHA !!

  • "no description available" nuff said

  • ._. its says not to try this at home but~~ isn't that his house?

  • ow O_O lmaooo xD

  • @Chunkymilk12, Lol! Idk, its all kindda up in the air lol

  • thumbs up if you came here from justin chon's video.

  • Justin Chon brought me here!:)

  • Lol.. 

  • Justin Chon fan here!^^

  • Oh ok...now I get Justin Chon's video...

  • @jlilly86 now what do we do... do we go back to his video? Im scared o.O

  • @jlilly86 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL YEAH!

  • Justin Chon brought me here. :)

  • @DanielStacy @WhiteWolf1088 I was so confused when I watched this..I don't get this video..could someone explain it to me?

    Jim Carrey keeps getting weirder and weirder! Did everyone see his tribute to Emma Stone? Creepy!

  • i think jims on drugs again

  • 0:10 look a the black guy in the t.v....why is he staring at me>

  • who won this ?

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  • Huh I can do that

  • Plot for a new film?

  • Jim, I tried it at home just now and it's-- Oh God it's all over-- it's just-- Gah, is that my...?

    The pieces... won't... go-- /faint

  • Just checked out your website, really would appreciate one that's more text based. Love your Brazil video though :-)

  • this is one of the funniest things iv ever seen

  • 0:02 GAH GAH! GACK KAH!

  • @bubbaseaton98 I didn't laugh until I read this. xDD

  • he's the funniest guy alive..

  • LMFAO i didn't thought that he's gonna doit like this hahaha..

  • jajajajaja

  • He bite Fuckin ANDY KAUFMAN!!

    Stupid bitches....

  • hahahaha what possessed jim to do this?... UNAGI

  • this is martial arts! it's called iron throat! :)

  • Lol make more vids of ur self we love u jim. ur silly. how are you doing? take us on a tour of your days that would be fun.

  • Jim Carrey Rocks...using his talent to evolve...and help others to evolve too

  • lol the funniest.

  • GREATEST VIDEO

    hahaha^^

  • did u notice he said yuck get off ga ga ga lol!!!!! I love you jimmy

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA ! Jim Carrey you are unique ! YOU ARE THE BEST !

  • GREATEST VIDEO EVER!!!! :D

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahah!! Fuck!! Pain!! XD

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHA

  • Jim, You ARE Tyler Durden :O

  • The kind of craziness that helps folks hang on a bit longer!  Who could NOT laugh...Jim is a trooper to put himself through this just to make us laugh, and I, for one, say THANKS you wonderful, silly man.

  • jim have you been hanging out with CHUCK

  • crazy guy!

  • When i grow up......yea....just like him.... ^.^

  • I think jim won

  • if ANYBODY else posts a video like this on youtube, he'd/she'd be considered retarded. But hey, since it's Jim Carrey... THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  • LOL that must hurt! :P

  • #JimCarreyHelpsEdu

  • #JimCarreyHelpsEdu PLEASE

  • Ahahahaha you crazy CRAZY bastard! What happened to this Jim Carrey? We haven't seen him around much since the '90s? :D

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  • Dude, do more this videos!! This youtube is kind of famous now...! ILL help u and give an UP always. less on mondays, i hate mondays.

  • Ok. Now...why???

    HUauheUUHA it remember me Me, Myself and Irene.

  • looooool

  • Love youself Jim, everyone here does! :)

  • This is what COCAINE does to actors!!!

  • @paz1ner then you dont know Jim Carrey.

    Some people are accutaly this way, like me biatch

  • Fuck what Jim is doing in this video.. what I wanna know is ..Is that 'Carl Lewis' in the background on TV ???

  • ahahaaha

  • I dont know what to say about this video....

  • i did it :D ... I fucking regret it!

  • looks kinda freaky to me...lol...thought the psycho-month (nov.) also passed by...lol

  • I was the football game . His team was losing.

  • i get it. theres actually quite a bit of point to this. namaste.

  • @DanielStacy I understand your meaning, thank you for sharing :)

  • XD now that was funny

  • Try not to beat urself up all the time.. Things find away of working out.. I just had to laugh tho I can actually say I have NEVER seen anyone throat punch themselves before..LoL

  • huge laugh at this one :DD I suspect this action has something to do with the action from THEEE ---> TELEVISION!!

  • i guess 17 ppl do mind lol srry Jim couldn't pass it up

  • Oookay, got it all out of your system? Lol.

  • Oookay, got it all out of your system? Lol.

  • um ok...do you need some wine, Jim. I can send you some

  • *someone walks in*

    *sees Jim*

    Person: What the hell are you doing?

    Jim: I'm KICKING MY ASS!

  • @Dialgadude Hahaha :D:DDDDDD

  • @Dialgadude hahahahahah jim carrey its a freakin awesome hhhahaha

  • If I would have done this people would rape me or tell me to get a life or whats so ever...but when he does it it's like "Oooh, how funny :D:DD:D:D:D:"

    I have to get famous :)

  • I guess 15 people dont like watching someone kick their own ass.

  • He's kicking his aaaaas!

    DO YOU MIND!?

  • if you ever come back to standup jim, you will be welcomed with open arms.

  • don't ever do that again... OUCH.!!!

    Wait... can you teach me how to do that.? Buwahhaa ;D

  • his website is really cool

  • so like..who won the fight? =D

  • Um... owies! 

  • i still wonder why this is so fucking funny...

  • arkangelriku - I so knw wot u mean, Jim Carrey is awesome. Jim Carrey is God.

  • arkangelriku - I so knw wot u mean, Jim Carrey is just awesome as a person.

  • jim, i hope u realise u make a lot of lives funnier. people can laugh in the most darkest time cuz of u.

  • Perfect evidence of sanity in an insane world. PURE LOVE. I love you Jim (and not in the romantic way, I mean, we've never even met!) Whether we ever meet while we are still breathing on this here Earth, still doesn't change the absolute fact that I Love You. So this is my "impression", using text , of you emanating pure love. Feel it? Great. My work here is done. Work play play work. It's all the same, or should be. ;)

  • Very good. Excellent. It still surprises me that some folks just don't get it. You are so obviously sharing LOVE. Can't fault them for their ignorance though. Lot's of rabbit holes in this Alice land. I see you clearly and directly. I'm not on a pedestal and either are you (or anyone else for that matter) - they just keep on trying.Oh the humanity!

  • aha XD your awesome Jim Carrey

  • It's heartbreaking (or should I say ego-breaking?) for a man so high in the statusphere to be shoved off his perch by the hard knocks of life.

    Yet, you can see this ego-deflation as a gift. To ascend, people have to let go of support sideways and reach for God instead.

    Can't fly a camel (an ego) to heaven ... but when the ego's small enough to pass through the eye of a needle, then it's highly possible.

  • So funny, my dear:)

  • we've all those moments, jim.

  • Well guys. Take it from Jim. If you have nothing better to say. Just punch yourself in the neck LOL.

  • hahahaha legend !

  • Well, boo hoo to you. Here's a hanky ... no thanks, I don't want it back. Feeling ragged over being chewed up as gossip fodder? Don't worry. They only gossip about interesting people ... like that guy who wore a diaper to the White House. Remember him? Mohandas Gandhi. He was gossip fodder, too. Gandhi's gone, but not forgotten.

  • This is andy Kaufman:-)

  • Who won ? It was too fast ...

  • what the hell haha

  • dude where do u live? i just want to meet u some day.

  • @Mink70 "Oh yeah, I'll just post my address as an answer to some random person's post on youtube. I can't see how that would ever go wrong."

  • @gringochucha what im tryin 2 say is that id like 2 meet him some day.

  • @Mink70 All I'm saying is these big stars probably have to be careful with fans. Not everyone's a psycho, but all you need is one.

  • @gringochucha yeah true.

  • can Jim do anything that I don't laugh at... man even Majestic and the truman show, although i respect his ablility to do drama quite well.

  • THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

  • you watch too much boxing... lets start a fued on who can hit who harder ill send you a video response if you do it again lol seriously though i will...

  • you watch too much boxing

  • Hey hun, I know this was a tough day for you I know how this feels not pleasant by any means. I hope things are doing better Jim.

    Cheers!!

    Atasi

  • the fact that this video comes after "Jim Carrey Emanates Pure Love" is a little worrisome...

  • AHHAAHAHAH, i seriously had to stop laughing.. i was unable to breathe.. so it became a serious medical problem

    

  • lmfapo ahahhahaha hey so who won?  Lmfao

  • What was that!! HEHE!!!

  • Who won?

  • @74Charm i thing its jimcarrey

  • @74Charm jim carrey did

  • Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich?

    Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich...

    Malkovich?

    MALKOVICH!! MALKOVICH!!!

  • My Oh to Jim Carrey ... "Star Wars Dumb and Dumber" by gordondigital on youtube

  • What the...

  • DING, DING, DING, DING.....Back to your corner!!!

  • that's actually amazing :L

  • Hey my best friend who's a guy does this to himself all the time.  Is it a guy thing? lol

  • Jim, I think you may be bipolar. You were in a depressed state, now you're in a manic phase. That's why you feel so spiritual, alive, free, excited and damn good.

  • In this corner: Ace Ventura/The Mask/Truman/Llyodd/Horton

    And in this corner: Jim

    FIGHT!

    FINISH HIM!

    LOL!

  • BOOoooOOOOoooOOOoooING!!! :P

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  • thats why Jim is the master of rock n rolla!

  • Why are you doing this?? That hurts!!!

    But veeeeeeryyyyyyy funny!!

  • NO hahahahahah

    that just made my day!

    still laughing

  • jim, ur sooooooo weird!! but i love u for that...o_O god bless

  • Jim. Cut the hair and you will cut the crap.

  • WHAT?!?! Oh Jim and his funnyness. 8D

  • Moar videoooosssss pleasee

  • Awesome video and 250th comment!

    God bless Jim!

    ;D

  • Jim Carrey is the best comedian ever!!!! :)