Twilight: Eclipse Causes Teen Pregnancy

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you like Twilight: Eclipse Causes Teen Pregnancy

[SkylarDonovan]

hahahahahaha

[TheSparkleyVampire]

I saw eclipse and it was freakin awesome.

[zack11234]

*sarcasm*OMG I LIKED TRANSFORMERS I'MA KILL U CAUSE OF IT'S GREATNESS AND I'M A MEMBER OF THE CULT OF TRANSFORMATION HARHARHARHARHAR!!!*sarcasm*

but i'm not gonna do that crap because this is america, you know free speech?

PS:don't you watch porn because girls are hot?

[GavinMichaelBooth]

@zack11234 Porn is all about the stories isn't it?

[Gman12054]

I burned a twilight book, and took a picture of it. I later showed to some twilight fan girls...I've never had to run that fast in my life :P

[GavinMichaelBooth]

@Gman12054 You just became my hero!

[156Dragon]

I really wish someone make a moive call Hellsing Vs Twilight so all of us can see Edward Cullen Being killed by Alucard A True Fucking Vampire.

[GavinMichaelBooth]

@156Dragon Youtube search for "Twilight Inglourious Vampires" that we made! :)

[Jaysus777]

i was happy when i saw the next movie eclipse was coming out because my thought was finally only 1 left and the horror will end but then i saw the article that breaking dawn will be 2 films, sigh, i just want to be free of the horror man lol

[OhNoItsMimi]

You were right, Gavin. Breaking Dawn IS being split into two movies. They want to torture us further.

[GavinMichaelBooth]

@OhNoItsMimi Such B.S.!

[LuffyBlack]

Well said, the Dark Knight was one of the greatest movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing and the thought of something disgusting such as Twilight beating it in the office is a blow to actual great directors, actors, and aspiring directors such as myself. Stephanine Meyers must have sold her soul to Satan

[V3n0mCarna93]

@LuffyBlack ummmm....I'm pretty sure not even Satan himself wants anything to do with Twilight!

[LuffyBlack]

@V3n0mCarna93 Lol that's pretty bad.

[HunterSDuke]

Marry me?

Seriously you are like me in my unfathomable (if thats not a word it is now) hatred of all things Twilight. I hate every facet of the phenomenon.

Being hot does not a romance make.

Twilight in a nutshell as told to me by a Twitard "But Edward is so hott!"

Pattinson is NOT hot. Eli Roth is hot, Ryan Reynolds is hot, Ralph Fiennes is hot, Hunter S Thompson was hot. Kevin Spacey is hot. I told this to the Twitard and all she could say was "Eww their old."

Age is wisdom!

[Starspawn17]

The books are actually even worse, to read them is to enter the wet dreams of a middle aged Mormon housewife.

[Sykadelilkfreak]

:))))))

thanks fr this vid. i agreed with most of what you said here. :P especially the part about scrunchy faced edward. lol! this was a funny vid. :]

btw, ever hear of the band Dance Gavin Dance. ?

[Namimarru]

I'm proud to say I'm both a female teenager, and completely despise Twilight. Seriously. Vampires are meant to eat you. Not... sparkle.

[theboombody]

Don't blame me. The most books I've ever read in a series was 3, and that was from the original Wizard of Oz series. You know that series has 14 freakin books? 14! That was back in the early 1900's too.

[DemyxDance555]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows kind of needs to be split into two parts. Breaking Dawn isn't obese enough. :/

[sephylafudge]

I really think the world needs to gas the majority of teenage girls.

[FacebookHero]

i never even heard of this fuckin movie until tonight..man, i hated Transformers 2..Dark Knight was too good, and i'll have to check out this shitty movie to see how sucky it is..i love the views on teen pregnancy too hah

[cage2cage]

Can't forget the mormon allegory that's in the Twilight series.

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Yes.. vampires that abstain.... rrrrrrrriiiiiiiggggggghhhhhttt­t

[nicole2511]

My head smashing makes it stupid? Ah well monsieur maybe I just won't help you anymore! I think it had the best sound effect out of anything.

[cage2cage]

I think Harry Potter 7 or Avatar will break the record.

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Harry Potter 7 1/2 maybe... the 8th film. Avatar... NOT A CHANCE.

[yourblackoutmemory]

......can we please be friends?

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Sure thing. BFF here we come!

[chiaracmp]

Well, that you run out of topics, I can imagine, but this mini movie you made, isn't created in one day is it? Anyway, I can't remember when I last say a movie that totally related to real life, real love stories or real people, except for the hallmark movies or true based ones. So I don't think Twilight or any of the sequels get little girls more disconnected from reality then any other tv show, movie or music video channel. But I live in little far away Holland where people are not so dramatic

[GavinMichaelBooth]

The Inglourious Vampires parody? Ya.. shot in about 5hours or so and edited in another 4-5.

Real films.. that's what I like. Youtube search "Still Here Trailer Gavin" to see my trailer for a new film I made... very REAL.

Beautiful Girls, Nobody's Fool, Breakfast Club, Before Sunrise, etc.. real stories... slice of life... so good.

[christ8484]

from a (grown) female's perspective: it's not a pubescent substitute for sex, though it's perfectly rational that a man would think that.... it's another reinforcement of gender roles in patriarchal culture... these 13-14 year old girls will grow up thinking that every man will obsess about love just as much as she does, and constantly have to repress his "dark" side in order to be worthy of her... in my day it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer... and Angel lol... what a rude awakening it is, dating

[christ8484]

@christ8484 "most books should never be turned into movies to begin with" I fucking love that you're a filmmaker and you said that. seriously I'm not being sarcastic I love both books and movies but I completely agree with you

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Someone said this to me "Twilight is like porn for little girls... it gives them unrealistic expectations for relationships much like porn does for men in the bedroom!"

Most books shouldn't be touched... or should be looked at as entirely different beasts!

[christ8484]

@GavinMichaelBooth LOL well said! I dunno I don`t watch much porn so I dunno if I could really make that comparison but it sounds accurate! I agree with that Someone!

It`s very rare for a movie based on a book to truly compare to the book... they are entirely different entities, I agree

[chiaracmp]

oef, sounds like someone is jeaulous hihi. Sorry dude, but why use the time and energy to tell you don't like Twilight, and hate the sequel even more... I wouldn't have done that :S

And for the record, I'm not 13 anymore, I don't like Edward (he's not my type) or Jacob (way too young for me, and not my type either) but I do like the movie. The sequel is better acted, produced and directed than the first one. That one was kinda awful I have to admit.

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Jealous? haha. No just striving for something more entertaining... and having a blog where I have to talk about something every single day of my life... well I run out of topics :)

[Deadheartsdie]

5 stars, this video is nothing but the truth. Do you mind if I post it on someones myspace? haha

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Please post away everywhere and anywhere.. why stop at Myspace.... youtube favorite it... link it on Twitter, facebook... etc :)

[NEONBLADE1993]

Amen Brother, Finally someone agrees with me

[Splinterfan]

I cant wait to see it. :)

[Melkia83]

I agree with you, Twilight do need to go away, but lets keep it right. The wolf pack is hot.

What?

They are. xD

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Yes.. hotties equal good films for girls now.. Twilight is like porn for girls... unrealistic expectations of what to expect in a relationship :)

[conquistadorre]

Yeah, it's totally my dream to have a guy stalk me, watch me while I sleep, and tell me I'm stupid all the time whilst wanting to kill me. The ultimate boyfriend. bonus points if he sparkles in the sun!

[DixieWolf8]

thank you for saying what the world needs to hear!

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Repost it to facebook, twitter.., let's get the word out there!

[angiechew]

Hahaha oh my freaking god. This is going on MySpace :] This is why I like to watch you.

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Why thank you! Repost away! Hope to spread my Twilight cheer around the globe!

[vipersrules]

This is really true....

._.

[GavinMichaelBooth]

It's like the bible here on how many days... nothing but the truth!

[MyBoringAssLife]

STUBS!!!

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Collect me 100 of them!

[nicole2511]

GAVIN!!! It was f-ing good!!! lmao you're not one to bitch and complain...sureee haha. But honestly it was good. NICOLE SAYS IT'S GOOD SO IT'S LEGIT! I'll give you one of my f-ing birth control pills and you can come see it with me! AND I'M NOT STUPID...I smashed my head into a table for you lmao!

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Wait... you're using an example of smashing your head into a table as NOT being stupid???

[edwardelric7893]

you are so right

[GavinMichaelBooth]

At least one person agrees!

[sdomsic]

LMFAO

gavin you just made my day.

i was one of the people that saw it at the 10pm preview,

but i am not one of those 13yr old girls haha, im the one that yells "shut up" when they scream if a guy takes his shirt off

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Good... its like peer pressure.... being a lemming... just follow the leader... do what everyone else does to fit in... ugh.

[timeknowsfilms]

I agree. And trust me female friends of mine have stated the books are poorly written as well, plus Stephanie Meyer treats her fans like shit, yet they keep coming back. I thought Transformers sucked ass and was very un-realistic in any sense, students knowing more then the FBI? Two words...BULL SHIT!!!! Actually found the second one more enjoyable.

[GavinMichaelBooth]

More enjoyable than the first pile of poop... can't be hard... that's like saying its better when your dog doesn't poop on the floor instead of pooping on it!

[timeknowsfilms]

Remember did not say either film was great, good or a materpiece, said thought the second piece of shit was more enjoyable then the first piece of shit that followed LOL!

[ClintonHammond]

I WANT my STUBS!

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Go get 'em tiger!

[cattrriina]

This is what any LEGIT Twihard will tell you:

1) kristen stewart needs to be replaced and learn how to act

2) rob pattinson needs to un-furrow his eyebrows and also learn how to act

3) new moon = a kajillion times better than twilight

4) chris wietz should direct the rest of them and go back and remake twilight

5) i could really go on. but for your sake i will stop

[crazedcanadian2001]

twilight 2, twiharder

[GavinMichaelBooth]

Hahahahaha

[GavinMichaelBooth]

You might get a punch-neck from me!