Chewin The Fat - Taysiders In Space

[GrantMwell]

Hahahs

[mendaliv]

I think I need subtitles.

[Benfea]

This has to be the most epic comedy skit ever.

[bazildon2009]

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[MrLYPH]

LOL WEEGIES CANNY DAE A TAYSIDE ACCENT, KEN!



[1thezman]

Hate it when people try to talk the way people don't really talk!!! A load of shite!

[naedanger123]

@1thezman I've heard people speak like this before around the streets of Glasgow or Campbeltown...

[celtno1]

@naedanger123 No chance, probably on holiday from teuchter land, nobody in Glasgow speaks like that.

[naedanger123]

@celtno1 Nah, the neds and jakies do. A few normal folk as well but.

[LarshHarry]

Actually fucking brilliant!

[Gunganbuster]

Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill deserve cameoes in the next Trek film for this.

[jamie1989ification]

och awa n dinnae talk pish

[stephengreenfield67]

'yer an andriod ye've kak aw knob' lolol



[PUDGIE62]

Pure Class

[STARTREKFANIMATED]

What a waste of a good set!

[sanducksm]

7 dislikes? awa and dinnae talk pish.

[jamie1989ification]

its like hee haw weve ever seen afore cap'n ken?

[coolcatsmotherinlaw]

7 people are english :)

[saschiver]

"awa and dinnae talk pish" lol

[JimmyCrackedYourMum]

love how they speak in this aswell its exactly how people from dundee speak lol should have said id rap um in the puss when he was in the pud

[JimmyCrackedYourMum]

im a taysider and half of tayside is in space on the weekends

[saschiver]

@JimmyCrackedYourMum pmsl good one (taysider)

[strongbow1888]

a fuckin hate the laughin in the backrounds its nippy as fuck!

[Aarond1309]

magic just how ma uncle talks

[thejakey]

fuckin class



[4dbandit]

My best mate is from Blairgowrie, and he talks just like this! I can barely understand his dad!

[TheStonyField]

The whole time I was expecting the punchline to be one supporting character named Britty or Yankee or something who spoke with RP or a nonregional American accent.

[darkblokeofthesith89]

set phasers tae maulky

[PSXDubai1]

everyone i mean every word

[PSXDubai1]

i understood everyone of it im scottish myself

[geistgizzle]

Its funny, but I have no idea why.

[kmdjgamers]

ach awa n dini talk pish

[kmdjgamers]

its malky ya welsh dafty

[divanola]

wifey's from Perth and she's aBOUT IN TEARS

[JedOasisForever]

hahahaaa dundee

[Benfea]

Best Star Trek comedy sketch ever!

[gary0768]

"set phasers tae malky" lol class!

[C1929]

i know that, but they are tryin to sound like theyre from dundee an they still sound glasweigan. thats my point.

[gunmadkiller]

i think if they were actually from dundee it might not be as funny

[ldavi32]

ROFL

[C1929]

aww shame, glasweigans find it so hard not to sound glasweigan... its a shame for them.

[flemingo09]

i hope u are taking the piss,they're not supposed to be from glasgow hence the name "taysiders in space"

[StopUnumNow]

Hysterical LOL :)

[MrRockDrums]

AWW AWAY N DINNY TALK PISH!!!!!

LOL

[wizeee]

"Set fazers tae malky"

ROFL!

[carriedunnigan]

lmao

[AppleAssassin]

Im scottish and I hate it when people try to show they are cool when they start to type how they talk...

[thejokeriscool]

No one cares and away an dinny talk pish ya bam.

[GODLIKE20000]

yeah especially when they are arguing with English people because it just makes us look really stupid......

[Cloud6556]

Not stupid, but you shouldnt give them any fuel for a comeback

[godstargodstar]

Wit dis it maiter ? Scots isnae english! U wan te rite in English thats up te u.

[joolsduane]

@AppleAssassin actually thats how scots is written - read some robert burns

[AppleAssassin]

@joolsduane I have but we dont live in the 18th century so we write normal

[funkdc]

@AppleAssassin got a lot ae hate in ye ken

[Nilguiri]

@AppleAssassin

Aye, ah ken whit ye mean, ye wee scoatch radge, but there's nae need tae get aw nippy! Ah culdnae gie a monkey's, likesay.

[Solarwindleader]

hail SCOTLAND

[xsheselectric20x]

LMAO quality :) Nae danger :p x

[GODhimself37]

wtf are they saying?

[Azgur]

yes

[MrDundonian]

thts proper scottish mate;) us dundonains are teckle;)

[shedrule1811]

haha fuking ryt yi are ;)

[toohstiurf]

Is this what we sound like to other people?

[bigsnowaowan]

aye pretty much

[leannem46]

LOVE IT!!

[StopUnumNow]

"Set phasers ta malkey!"

We may need to do just that and very soon - Ken? LOL:)

[BillDFC]

As a Dundonian this sounds like a Fife accent to me! Anyway,Tayside has many accents-Perth,Dundee,Angus and all are different.

Glaswegians like this lot should stick to weegie accents.

[bigsnowaowan]

aye it is fairly fifey

[tashpish]

wid ye stoap keekin at arse yu purvurt!!!

[ficklefiend]

I want "set phasers tae malky" on a t-shirt. Brilliant. I love Karen's expression near the end.

[curranchris]

Absolutely f-ing brilliant. Only slightly surpassed by "We'll ay come back an see ye" which is availaiable on youtube, but no great quality!

[spongiebungie]

thanks for da translations for malky I laughed so hard the first few times I couldn't get what she was saying about the spaceship approaching them... and the final scene as they stood on their marks to respond together just hillarious !!And the holo deck , he goes to a bar brawl for his time off !! LMAO !!

[Benfea]

This is the best Star Trek comedy skit ever made, although I'm not sure I want to know what "Set phasers ta malkey" means.

[chay20077]

Malky officially means to headbutt somebody but can refer to very aggressive violence

[sirajmohammed]

LOL! I study at Dundee Uni. I gotta say the accent here is spot on, it is the hardest accent to understand, almost a different language in itself. Funny skit all the same!

[Hardulf]

LMFAO!!!! That is one of the funniest skits I have ever seen!! I had to have my wife translate. She's from Aberdeen and didn't understand it all. Brilliant nonetheless!!

[defbreedx]

"och away n dont tok pish" this is how star trek shoulda been tbh xD

[mikelogical123]

haha im a Taysider

[littlemonster333]

oh my god!! That is amazing, they got it spot on!! X

[DBOVIN]

ya got kak ooah knob!

hahah brilliant!

[acs1978au]

This is comedy genius.....

[harryhilltvburp]

"Nae danger. Get yer belts oan!" Fantastic! Shame the DVD box set of this is so expensive on eBay :-(

[StefMcDef]

Malky is rhyming slang for "Malky Frazer" = razor - from the days when the razor, or "chib" was the weapon of choice among the city's gangs.

[Jizzaboy]

I stay just outside glasgow and its another name for a glasgow-kiss here, or a headbutt.

[relazar]

@Jizzaboy Don't forget the glasgow smile.

[tonyodee]

you sir are an idiot

[TheDudeWithShoes]

@StefMcDef aye same....from glasgow anyway

[acs1978au]

Had tears running down my face first time I saw this.

[XXXXInUyAshaXXX]

hey zira i know u linked this from the rails nightclub this is inuyasha zamani anyways nice hotdog bun hat lol

[Arcmate]

I fuckin' pished meself!

[geraint0808]

Malky - a Scottish term used to mean a beating, 'kicking' or even murder. (e.g., "Ye're gannae get the malky" or "I'm getting malkied tonight" (I'm going to get drunk/intoxicated).) It was a staple of the TV comedy series Rab C. Nesbitt.

With thanks to Wikipedia!

[tamhamilton]

great stuff

[Gillhoolee]

Bye Jesus, be glad when she comes out of dry dock.lol

[graemeh665]

THAT WAS BRA KEN.

[catfarrell88]

haHAHAHAHAHA!

[marcosinho10]

Taysiders in Space is the best Chewin' the fat sketch ever

[KazekFuturi]

"yer an android, ye've cak aw knob!" lol

[tich123]

thats just amazing classic scottish banter nowhere on the planet can you replicate that kind of humour

[killjoy32]

dinnie tok pish hahaha class

[donsmad81]

Classic!!!!!

[stmirren37]

a hoy hoy hoy

[marcosinho10]

"Captain,theres a great houre ey a spaceship comin' towards us, ye want a' see the bastardin' size ey the thing, its a gid yin r' twa sizes biggin' than oor yin!

[H3ath3n89]

As a Taysider, I feel deeply insulted by this video.

:(

Not really, fuckin class though. :D

[adissedgordo]

h3ath3n89  shut yer hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[H3ath3n89]

Moron.

[Hauntedchippy]

Excellent post!

Feel a bit sorry for the (most likely) middled aged american trek nerd who doesn't get it. You must be a devil with the ladies.

[Tubesmaney]

While I am a middle-aged American I find this stuff is some of the funniest I have seen on television, bar none. The great part is while I don't undertand readily what they are saying, when I do it is funnier because I get what they're saying, or the drift of their comments seconds after they say it and it always makes me laugh...hard. This stuff is brilliant and definitely not for the general American audience whom I don't think would appreciate it. BTW what is "malky?

[FireDragonArmy]

Hahaha, I can barely understand one thing their saying. It's hillarious. Bleeding Brilliant, ay saey naow.

[tragic8ball]

set phasers tae malkie!

genius.

[monkeylight]

hemin! reverend syn are ye fae real? lmfao!! min you fckin crack me up!

[jodymead]

i don't think they are suppose to be accurate accents. it's just a piss take! but then i know people in angus who really do speak like that!!!

[misssweetness9]

aye maybe scots dini talk like tht bit we can still understnd wat they r sayin! x

[VanSpow89]

Aw away an dini talk pish!! MAGIC!

[ReverendSyn]

Even if a Starfleet academy WAS opened in Scotland that wouldnt mean only scots would attend. Chekov presumably went to Starfleet Academy in San Franciso.

Plus they have DS9 uniforms, Nemesis and season 3 TNG ones at the same time, and no communicators. Not to mention the collar pip rank pins look like thetre just slapped on with no rhyme or reason.

Very, very poor attention to accuracy. And I cant understand what theyre saying. I know real Scots and they dont talk like that.

[yapperlittle]

it's a joke... and they are speaking in glasgow/fife slang, its not really true scots.

come on eh? they are just playing with the idea. you think little britain's accurate? ha

[impherium]

jesus christ its slang n who givesa fck if its accurate nae one ikes startrek anyway! lol

[Whiskeyklone]

My God, you're a spaz...

[ReverendSyn]

For having a differing opinion. Right. Im sorry you dont like it but the facts back me up therefore my statement is justified. And it wasnt directed at anyone here on a personal level, So there's really no call to insult me simply for stating facts.

If youre going to do something take the care to do it right. Not like there isnt a wealth of Star Trek resources to consult. That's all Im saying.

[Whiskeyklone]

This reply just makes you a bigger spaz. It's not about opinions, they're doing a parody. Parodies are not accurate by their very nature. You are clearly a totally humourless goon as well ans not being too bright. Ever seen the SNL/William Shatner 'Get A Life' skit? You're one of the audience.

[megogglehead]

Aye, this isnae fer you it's fer us so ye've got hee haw chance o' gettin' it (or yer hole).

[ReverendSyn]

Beats being a prick like you.

[Whiskeyklone]

No, it doesn't.

[GLASGOWSNOG]

what the fuck??? my god you sound like the gayest cunt on earth

[Mildomacduff]

Love the show,but sorry folks the accents were mince, especially the bird with the Inverness accent. Is that Inverness Angus? Funny clip but should have just called it Strathclyders in Space and it would have been just as funny and saved them trying to learn very bad Tayside accents.

[Kyleallan]

aaaaaaaats nay fuckeen invershnek accent like haha

[RoryBhoy1957]

Yir an android, ye've kack aw knob! ROFLMAO

[johnbmckenna]

Set phasers to malcy... hahaha

[Speedy4527]

Absolute Masterpiece, ye ken. If ye dinna love this, ye cack all sense of humour.

[macraver]

your ken fine yer gaggin fur it eh?

[kilted06yass]

lmao, aw go awiy n didny tok pish quality

[Bluedemon62]

LOL! It's a shame this oisn't on any more at Hogmanay.

[shindogg]

this was the equivalent of watchin star trek acted out by a classroom of mentally challenged children.

[vanpablo79]

chookters in space!!

[Happy0]

Absolutle classic. :').

[fcukstrateduk]

I fucking LOVE this clip..

"will ye stoap keekin at ma arse, ya pervert?!"

HOWL, ken?!

[lalaChan1]

woo for scotland! >>;

[HarukaUrashima]

Whooo!

I watched this on DVD last night<3

I'm soooo gonna march down to Glasgow and hug them all! Mwahaha! Sorry about that. ^^; XD

[pinkycsc2006]

aye no scottish wont understan a thing ae it

[Lolojc]

BRILLIANCE

i expect its kinda difficult to understand unless ure scottish.

[scottishbabefe]

set phasers to malky!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[newgolddream]

What a hoot, thanks for that.