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From: OMGpistolsatdawn
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  • who jacks off standing up

  • ur fckin hot

  • ur hot

  • wel ure penis is clearly high pitched which means your balls havent dropped, now take this off before i tell your mommy

  • i love the lip rings they r hot!!!!!

  • fking idiot..you suck

  • Like- But take off those stupid ironic glasses

  • gaylord :DD

  • he's cute! XD

    i would go masturbite with him! XD

  • ur HOT

  • This is sexy.

    o___o

  • Mine spits but it doesn't talk. Does that make it anti-social?

  • haha.! (:

  • haha that was hilarious this was one of the first vids of your i watched O.o is that weird? O,.,o

  • mmmmm haithur(; aha, youa kutie :3

  • Hey i don't care what anyone else says that shit was funny...lol

    oh

    and @pizdit....duh dumbass i think everybody knows a penis can not talk....duurrr

  • Hey i don't care what anyone else says that shit was funny...lol

  • haha, work me, ive been bad ;)

  • oh dude this is hilarious

    

  • V robertpattinsonamber. jesus fucking christ.

    AND you used the word "sended."

    ANYWAY. *subscribed. you're fucking adorable.

  • Ahahaha:) You're funny:)

  • JackAss!

  • I got here yb typing 'Penis' in to the search bar... Yea, i got bored again

  • hahah funny shit and btw your hot :) haha but im sure you get that 102times a day..

    dont ask how i got to this video xD

  • Funny as fuck!

  • Lol:3 nice. btw love the snakebites, hair, glasses.....You really emo??:)

  • Thats funny I can't believe my friend sended me this

  • I love how he walked away and didnt put his dick away lol

  • Dude I freaking love your snakebite I got mine done last year I'm 14 now but they did not even hurt they where dine in like tenn or fifeteen minutes!!!! :))

  • Masturbation is horrible it feels like ur pen.. burns after the c.. comes out ugh HORRIBLE!

  • 'Can you stop that? It's making this really awkward.'

    IMAGINE HOW WE FEEL!

    ROFLMAO!!!!

  • lmao "fuck this im done i cant do this"

  • dude awesomesnake bites!!

  • he's sexy

  • funny hahahaha

  • WTF? Lol

  • Fucking piercings are pathetic, piercings are for faggot homos. Yeah your so cool sticking metal thru your skin. Jeez,, look at me everyone,, I am starving for attention. Look at me, look at me. Dipshits

  • @HDHQDIRECT Jealous because you can't have some?~

  • shut the fuck up you complete dick head.

  • Damnn, Someones a hottiee! :) Hahaa.

  • Lol you know who I like it mmmmm hahahahahahahahahbahahahahahah­ahahahahahhahah rotflol

  • work me i've been bad lolololol

  • Omg u are hottt and I love ur peircings wow u are hotttt :)

  • o.o i watched this with my friend. we were laughing so hard we were crying x,D

  • WTF bahahaha 

  • Wow your hottt. :)

  • Lol "yeah i did and why did u stop jackass?" "okay...don't do that."

  • i like your piercings. my friend had me watch this.and it was funny :)

  • lol!

  • Nice Clockwork Orange poster

  • - Lmao

  • roflmfao

  • Wow, you are absolutely stunning. The piercings are just a bonus, tehe. ^.^

  • your hot dude!!!

  • this guys hot (;

  • HaHa "Work me..ive been bad." genius LMAO!!!!

  • hahahaaaaa its his ghost in his room

  • LOL 1317916 VIEW XD were the world is going....

  • lol.

  • damn ur hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol! LMAFO! i luv ur talking dick!

    erm... did i just post this.... o. o

  • hahaahahaha there is nooo porn ...... you are just staring at the XP screeen =p

  • thumbs up if you got to this by typing in penis, going to a video and then finding this video in the related part

  • Oh my god. Really funny. (and, you're really hot when you're pretending to jack off) :)

  • Lol

  • rolf!

  • nice lol

  • lmao that was great! and nice posters

  • get torial

  • haha 1.3 million views to see this

  • Lmao!!!!!!! Muy comico!!!!! (realy funny) loll

  • LOLOL that was fucking funny!!!!!

  • I like your piercings x3 although your peepee is mean Dx

  • @joeyn13 hahaha, thank you :D

  • @OMGpistolsatdawn Well it is called a dick...so it makes sense. ._.

  • hehe your georgous(:

  • fake and GAY!!!!!

  • @pizdit it's clearly fake, no one's penis really talks. genius.

  • @OMGpistolsatdawn well my talks omg SHUT UP TOMMY

  • 294 people gets laid and dont have to masturbate...

  • yoou want to masterbate - go do it. If you want to do it with your GF or BF, gay or st8, as long as they agree, go do it.

    Our parties at school often end up with circle jerks. the only question of interest is who wants it done by someone else, and do they want is done gay, or done str8.

    And the only cost is the washing of some towels.

  • ur fuckin hott!

  • what the fuck are you doin homo

  • dayummmmmmmmmmmn your really hot someone told me to watch your videos!! :)

  • Damn yuu hawt niggah!!!

  • Niceee.....ur hot to 5 stars

  • @JazzDuff why thank you again :p

  • this is funny, in the creepiest way possible. ;)

  • I remember when Youtube was some months old,  and they actually DID have masturbation videos! LOL

  • @gorillazfan3  would have been funny as fuck, but we were too busy with school work.

  • D:

    i...

    i think.. i think

    i love you XD!

  • i like you =________="

  • redhorse681...fuck you :)

  • this is the worst video ive ever seen in youtube..O_o!!!

    sooooooo FUCKIN GAYNESS ..O_O!!............kill yourself much better EMO -HOMO!!

  • Wow. Are you THAT much of a fag that you make a video as pointless, worthless, and simply as fucking gay as this? Simply pathetic. Then again, if there weren't losers like you in the world, who else would the normal, cooler people have to make fun of? In that case, keep on keepin' on you emo-homo. Get a life.

  • Dude you are sexyy. And do you really masterbate.?

  • it feels soo good

  • LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAAHAH WOW ehh ur okay I guess lol

  • DuDe ur hott you should date me im just sayin lol

  • hahaha look at those scrawny lil arms, u should buy a bowflex breh

  • lolololololololololololololol!­

  • ahahaha xD

    u are soo cute! :D

    and hot (;

    I love yer vid (:

  • ur hott!!! 

  • dammmmn boyyy u can masterbate all the time in my opinion :3 ur hot :3

  • are u guys gay or u guys girls ????

  • did i just click this?

  • @MultiStickATG Did I just watch this?! >:O I mean, C'mon im bi but this still isnt good?

  • LMAO "work me i've been bad" id be glad too ;P

  • YOU ARE HOT AS IKN SEXY HOT

  • xD awsome, dck says how it feels, and your hot

  • haha omg!!! but he is super freaking hottt :D

  • ugly bwoy

  • your hot in this video but not in the others!!!

  • damn your freakin hot!!!!

  • If you don't do it at least every other day, your dick may fall off or your nuts may burst

  • just choke it to death or chop it off!

  • arnt you emo???????????????

  • that  fucking weid man

  • What would Jesus do?

  • wtf

  • If sexual organs could talk.....it would be vaginas, on account that that they have lips. Cocks don't have lips. Though, they could whistle. I saw a vagina with teeth, on this website. It might have been photoshopped, though.

  • @plasmatv wtf?? lol

  • You're hawt ;)

  • U EMO FUCK!

  • omg ur soo cutee =]

  • @honeybunz171236 y r girls watching this

  • @mrcrazysnipez1 b/c i rote down boys jerkin offf nd i was bored,,dats yy

  • XDDDD I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!! funniest shit all day!!

  • OH you look quite fugly with those metal tusks on your fat bottom lip.

  • LMAO WOW THATS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!

  • Thumbs up for the Clockwork Orange poster.

  • ur gay

    

  • mmh =)

  • UR SOOOOOOOO HOTTT

  • ur freakn hot!!

  • would u like too hear my voice instead of his?? :)

  • FUCKING LOL!!! HALARIOUS!!!

    UR HOT TOO :)

    tonight, 7 :) ohhh yea thats how jb does it :)

  • dude ur so hot!<3

  • that's funny.

  • hah You're cool.

  • LOL!

  • You have the nerdy cute sexy look goin on I like =D

  • You are hot! Cool snakebites! I luvz u! JK LOL but you are still cool.

  • omg you are like insanely hott!!!!!!!!!

  • omg you are gorgeous, you are sooo hoottttt!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • you are cute ^^

  • what...

    the...

    fu

  • i agree, you're sexy.

  • That was great. Tell yer dick I said hi.

  • lol legend

  • >.> talking penis....

  • Genius!  Work me I've been bad. Very funny. Lose the piercings. They are tired.

  • LMFAO FUCKK IT AHAHA

  • This is utterly sick. Our society is becoming more and more depraved.

    It's sad this video got more than a million views.

  • @vizion24 the only intellegent comment on here.

  • typical nerd/emo fag

  • work me, ive been bad!!!

  • LOL luv this video how big is your Chili

  • your soooooooo cuteee.. how big is that talking penis?

  • This was funny lol

  • am i the only one who isn't staring at him but is staring at how white his teeth look

  • Fork Me Im Bad! ;D ROFLMAO! XD Thats is fucking hilarious!

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  • Damn ur sexy

  • your lip rings look fake but your the sexiest thing ive ever seen!! can i see you shirtless?? please??

  • your lip rings look fake but you are the sexiest guy ive ever seen! i wanna see you shirtless!!

  • LOL no seriously i am LOL

  • hes ugly wat u talkin bout.

  • take those damn things out of your lip, you look like a freak