Engineer Poetry

[LihAniaih]

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

[FoxySonia]

LOL so silly

[thewhiterave]

I had no IDEA that TJ had such a manly voice!

[friedie1jeff]

Stick to computational fluid dynamics, functions of complex variables, statistical thermodynamics, or other form of nerdom, because you suck at this.

[sophieshuman]

i looooooove that i got to hear TJ speak!!!! yay!!!

[susangm]

Love your videos. One suggestion - on your channel page it is hard to read red text on a maroon background.

[921144666]

lol! where do find the extras in ur vids! most of the engineers i know dont have the personality to do stuff like this! good stuff however! :-)

[ersigh]

@921144666 You are hanging with the wrong engineers!

[AnaRitaFLP]

Can someone write what he's saying? I cannot understand most of it..

TJ's voice is sexy, especially after watching so many videos in which he does not say a word

[DiAM0ND206]

What a guy

[jillh10]

LMFAO...think globally always work within the variable scope lol tight

[katiebradsko]

My lord.

[thatcucumberbicycle]

tight indeed :D

[dismalspectre]

Wow, TJ talks!!

[Ringdar]

DID HE DIE?!

[theLOLman121]

No but i herd he leiks mudkipz.

[skippyqsb]

Listening to TJ say words was like hearing Silent Bob speak for the first time. Whoa, dude.

Next time, wear berets, dim the lights a bit more and make sure the room is filed with tons of cig smoke. Oh and TJ, try it with a bad French accent.

[theflutistgirl]

hahahahaa

[3240096]

Tight.

:D

[beeronpizza]

Ha ha, great!  I like the guitar backup.

[72ve17]

turn off the light so we cant see you saying a lousy poem

[mdiem]

I showed a woman I was chatting with the 'Guide to Cats' video and she asked why engineering-type guys are so cute. I explained that being cute is more efficient.

After showing some calculations, I was able to prove my hypothesis.

[klusmanp]

Did you get her phone #?

[mdiem]

phone #? shyt.. I got her coordinates!

[klusmanp]

Well done, sir. Well done.

[TheAstroChild]

Heheh.

I guess you'd have to be an engineer to see the humor in that.

Which I am, so I do.

Cracked me up. =P

Btw I liked the "cat video". ;)

[aszasunshine]

My mind is FAR from an Engineer's, but I still got it!

LOVED the video!

[BubbleButt88]

yay!! i'm just a girl who could barely pass high school physics and i still got that :p:p

[Stephenlee5]

Hahahahaha!!!

Lol!

Thats a really good one!

[jrsktrd]

lmao! "That was tight. Heinz ketchup, tight." lol

[thewomandirector]

If the Kerry campaign had used this, John (Teresa Heinz's hubby) would have won!

Of course, that means John McCain would now be president...

[catcher032062]

He speaks?!! I have an idea of what he can do with the ketchup and his buns!...

[sugarbaby1974]

That was so awesome, you guys are just brilliant, seriously! XD

[jhcollies]

Is it just me or does someone like heinz ketchup? lol

[perhaps 'obsession' is the more correct term]

[BorysPomianek]

great

[maggiebeer]

way better than the entry by someone i know who's supposedly a filmmaking pro

[undeadgoat]

Dude. Is there, like, a TJ fanclub? I would totally join.

[crazyassengineer]

i'm not only the president of the tj fanclub, i'm a member! contact me for details. i can get you pictures of him "working" *cough* facebooking *cough*

[bircoco]

i didnt know TJ could talk!

he's always silent in the cat guide vids

[otiliu]

that was funny XD

[silverhoneycat]

Totally fresh!

[BeccaTP]

Lovely job. Sooo funny. Amazing.

[muslimsfaggot]

LOL!

[lovelyalleycat]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[PEEPSaPLENTY]

you sure like ketchup

[NickYorkieDog]

LOL

[2cute2pollute]

hahaha, you guys rock!

[Stephenlee5]

lol, you make the best videos in the world.

[JRLeC2000]

finally saw it, TJ, nice work, and you're getting recognition on Reel Kansas.  Lookin' sharp in the issa...

[stinkyfeets008]

Hilarious! Thanks for posting such a great video. Hope to see more poetry soon!

[sunshinegirl1967]

TJ's got a low voice! Love that deadpan delivery! And the guy trying to whistle at the end. LOL.

[chiantidove]

I love the final shot of your audience.

[engbouland]

lol

[feelgoodnation]

: ) Very creative, crazy cat guy! : ) Loving your videos.

Peace,

Angie

[dewarknows]

Professional engineers. Do not attempt this at home. Man, love the crowd. Yes, you guys are funny! Thanks for that.

[lorraineruth333]

You guys are great...Hey Paul, I have 14 cats and love every gorgeous one of them. I recently had to put down my 20 year old (my first)and it hurt like hell.P.S. Did Reginald find a home?

[dewarknows]

I agree with lorraineruth333, you guys are great. Klusmanp, Rescuing cats is wonderful. Yes, would love an update on Reginald and enjoy the way that you found his name. Thanks.

[jazzinjew]

Its things like this that keep me in college for engineering...I wanna be that cool! haha starwars :)

[mycheesesteak]

You guy's are tremendously funny.

[slppryjim]

You should have put something in there about Ketchup being ixotropic. What a riot! BTW I loved the Guide to Cats. Keep up the good work!

[Roydjt]

I think you mean thixotropic.  Nerd.

[AAmmyy22]

i liked that star wars thing

[Queezbo]

One of my favorites. Thanks.

[KirieKitten]

Dude! You sooo make me crack up!

[fatkats1313]

It was funny but Heinz would want the audience to be full and every body clapping . It wouldn't be as funny but the it would induce positive feelings about Heinz. At the end when nobody cared it would be interpreted in a bad way into a subconscious level and tell people heinz is lame.

[XSebbyMcMuffinX]

Because the majority of people with access to Heinz ketchup clearly don't consume approximately 8 ounces of it per week. Gotchya. :)

[rosesareblack94]

no compredene

[lz4broc]

wow you guys must be highly paid engineers to be able to afford real Ketchup

[XSebbyMcMuffinX]

If it wasn't for that horse, I never would've made it to college?

[madhunQ]

jeez man,

I hope you guys are better engineers than your are poets/comedians.

[snicky58]

This should have won the Heinz Ketchup contest. Creativity and humor didn't count for much, I guess.

[MegaTailzChao]

Hope spies don't be sappin' your burgers

They do destroy everything engineers create, you know.

[raychel21988]

did this video win the contest?

[snicky58]

(pt 2) Preferably, his Heinz bottle should be the glass variety, in order to produce the same sort of "klink!" sound effect when his arm falls down limp as the beer bottle made. (Do they even sell it in glass bottles anymore?) Incidentally -- Paul, if YOU made the TV commercials, I might start watching TV again.

[snicky58]

Love it. (Paul K., you have a thing for Heinz ketchup, don't you? :-)) Here's an alternate ending you could try if you wanted (or not!): in the barroom scene at the end, in which the guy is passed out with his head on the table -- instead of a beer bottle, he could have a (smallish) bottle of Heinz ketchup in his hand. And there could be a huge platter of hamburgers in front of him (partially obscured by his head, which has, of course, fallen forward into the partially eaten hamburgers.) (pt 1)

[AAmmyy22]

wow tj does have a voice

[hoobob1]

hahaha that was amusing =D

[Vaillajus]

Amazing, as always =)

[NovaeFire]

HILARIOUS! The lighter and the guy trying to whistle...icing on the cake!

[jpm000001]

Stupid.  Why would you be doing free advertisements for Heinz ketchup? You're making other engineers look bad. Well hopefully you're not a real engineer (programmer).

[bettyx1138]

this is funny

[s0079208]

I liked it. :)

[whitesoxfanatic]

Work/time to the creators.

[TarotLadyLissa]

I think your video was vastly superior to the tightness of Heinz!

[xcolorguardiex]

hahahaha.

heinz ketchup. tite.

[ShinobiBoiX]

amazing

[rolled65]

aHAHAH

[Nicholasrex86]

Everyone who is giving these guys crap, is just reinforcing that negative engineering stereotype, by NOT HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR!

[Silvrchair]

what is this garbage? Show some pride in your profession. Throwing yourself into engineering stereotypes is a real cool thing to do... i mean if you were a first year engineering student then yeah go for it.

p.s get an iron ring

[infernobegins]

His voice is excessively monotone. He is neither a poet nor interested in poetry! I do not appreciate you demeaning the field of engineering with these parodies (and misrepresenting poetry)! Get a wife.

[Vaderrulz]

hehe

[Donavan68]

seeing these vids after the cat one I'm astonished that you didnt put the ketchup in there as well....Cats + ketchup?

then i go look at the info and see its for a contest..and i feel stupid :]

keep up the good work...millions of pepl are now execting you to make more wonders!!!!....feel acomplished, its like lots of fucking children [[ or cats in ur case ]] were relying on you for our supplimentt!!!!

[hdcw2000bc]

nice. whats he saying when he's wearing the hoodie?

[chargersftw]

put the sauce already on my spagheti....i think

[hdcw2000bc]

thanks!

[timm9]

boring.

[oliveiras21]

you suck

[RadRac]

Best engineers and ketchup video I've seen all week.

[Primsong]

Great variety and pacing - well done...for ketchup poems, that is, which must be a category unto itself. ;-)

[HeniuriSaito]

This video is made of total win!

[smileyfacesontoes]

would you marry me?

[Adellay]

That was totally sweeet!!!

[DJCandiDout]

That was fantastic. Amazing. I need better adjectives. Anyone have a thesaurus? Good use of Star Wars.

[monkeyinabox4]

That WAS tight.

[lizswen]

what's with the ketchup plug?

[mousepotato64]

I think it's a "Video for Heinz ketchup contest."

But ask me how I know.

[chargersftw]

how do you know?

[mousepotato64]

I said don't ask!

[chargersftw]

haha :)

[thetjaap]

LOL

[mberning1]

As I continue to debate open mic and slam poetry, I concede this is brilliant.

[desertcafe]

Unfortunately, that was better than most poetry currently being written.

[mysurmise]

sweet.

[carlswitzerfan]

That's funny!