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  • The force is not with him...

  • Imagine coming in from a hard day's work and greeting your family with, "Good evening, godless sodomites!"

    P.S God hates toast.

  • I got a ballgag and a muzzle for this bitch!

  • Brilliant. :)

  • Tragicshow,that makes you a sheep ,you sheepshagger,and you are the pussy ya big girls blouse

  • I'M A FRED PHELPS FOLLOWER AND AM PROUD TO BE A FAG KILLER, SERIOUSLY I KILL FAGGOTS AND THEY ALL DIE LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY, A FUCKING INSECT COULD CRUSH A FAG AND THATS THE TRUTH!!! DON'T AGREE? GO TO HELL MOTHER FUCKER!!!

  • @TragicShow you're too obvious. if you're going to troll. you need to be more subtle.

  • Freddy, isn't it time you drank the kool - aid?

  • SINCE HE STOPPED PREACHING STAR WARS, ONLY FOOLS MAKE A MOCK AT STAR WARS LOL

  • bet this fucker dies of cancer he,s got that look well hope so.

  • The only reason he doesnt shut the fuck up is because he's moody about his small wrinkly penis. period xD

  • Don't worry guys. There is a very special place in hell for this scumbag. I'd say in the pretty near future, too.

  • IT IS A CONGENITAL THING!!! hahahahahaha

  • It's called a sniper and its very effective.

  • OMG WHY HATE TOAST!?

    YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!

  • Someone just shoot him already.

  • @madcat789 I will feel sorry for the bullet.

  • Nazi. Watch my comment on this sick man

  • only fools make a mockery of star wars... amen

  • What video is the original source of him saying "star wars"?

  • Freddy you are a dag

  • This guy is weird. I mean come on now, does anyone take this fucker serious? He is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

    You godless heathens! Quit masturbating to shemale porn like I do!

  • god dammit fred, if you hate america then fucking leave! nobody fucking wants you or cares about you. fuck your dead mother, youre gonna burn in hell while all the gays and jews are looking down on you from heaven laughing at your wasted pathetic life.

  • The real reason why the world hates America

  • He is right. Only a fool hates star wars.

    For that matter, only a fool truly hates.

  • this dude should be terminated...pure ignorance man

  • God hates toast? What are you talking about?! My honest oppinion is that this man is making up most of the junk he teaches people..the kids of the church dont even get a chance to grow up and live their OWN life, the grow up knowing and living the hatred that the people of Westboro 'Church'. These kids could be the future millionares of america but nope, they cant live a normal life. if they do they would be a 'fag', apparently..

  • God bless you Fred Phelps you are a true man of God.

  • @SinnersBurnInHell What might you be on?

  • PICKET HIS FUNERAL

  • Funny! This nut deserves nothing but our disdain and ridicule. Evil man...

  • This is so fake.

  • @CaptDouchebag you are so stupid

  • For a bible expert he *should* know the New Laughament doesn't refer to fire. Revelations has a lake of fire, but only JC left humans with the notion of punishment after death. Fucken Dante' has a lot to answer for.

  • Priestrapesgod . com xD

  • this in fred phelps is a homosexual!!!

  • God Bless star wars and hopefully he smites down the evil toast...lmfao good job on the vid

  • wonder how many kids he got for pleasure?

  • Priests Rape God dotcom LMAO

  • According to Fred Phelps god hates everything and everyone but him.

  • Someone is gonna it kill them one of these days

  • lol i hope fagmovies. net isnt an actual website....xD

  • Westboro Baptist Church will split hell wide open because only fools make a mock at star wars! LOL

  • your a hateful assgobblin! see you in hell jackass! LOL

  • God hates toast? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I gonna eat a sandwich now. -.-

  • Wait.....The WBC is THANKFUL for Star Wars? I'm sold.

  • Too bad. When you said cutup, I was hoping for, "cut up into strips and sizzled like the pig he is!" Wishful thinking on my part.

  • THS MAN WILL FACE THE LORD FOR ALL HIS INIQUITY AND ABOMINATION. HE TURNED HIS OWN FAMILY INTO MONSTERS, KNOWING HE HAS A COUPLE OF MEMBERS WITH A DOUBLE LIFE. HE MAKES THEM WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS. "GOD HATE F..GS" LOGOS AND SIGNS AND STACK OF PAPERS, THEY´RE SO OBSESSED. GAY-PORNO SIGNS, THEIR UNDERWEAR WITH GAY-LOGOS ON IT. THAT IS IDOLATRY AND IT IS NOT OF GOD. THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FANTASIES AND PROBABLY ABUSE THEMSELVES AT NIGHTS BY JUST THINKING OF IT. THEY´RE REALLY POSSESSED BY DEMONS

  • YEAH, IT´S AN ABOMINATION, IT´S IN THE BIBLE; Lev 18:22 AS WELL AS OTHER ABOMINATIONS. THE BIBLE SAYS THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF GOD IN VAIN Exo 20:7. THIS MAN IS A BLASPHEMER. THERE IS NO SCRIPTURE IN THE BOOK OF GOD THAT SAYS: ÍT´S OK TO BE VULGAR, EVIL, ARROGANT, WITH A REPROBATE MIND, AND WICKED TO GO TO HEAVEN. HE IS A BRUTE BEAST 2 Pet 2:12 SATAN CAN QUOTE THE SCRIPTURES VERY WELL TOO. THE BIBLE DOES NOT SAY SATAN CAN RE-INCARNATE AND GO TO HEAVEN. HE IS A "DEMON" Rev 12:9

  • He has no pancake mix.

  • Notice how he curse

  • Wow. O :P

    HYPOCRITES ARE SO WICKED

  • the irony is that this video makes Fred look more sane than he actually is.

  • lmao. He worships Star Wars

  • That was awesome! lol. God hates toast! XD

  • Godless sodomites, hahahahaha, means nothing stupid cunt :D

  • I would LOVE to see a vid with Fred Phelps vs the drill sergent from the Geico commercial. lol

  • Westboro Bastard Church= a cult that 1- missed the spaceship, 2- didn't spike the Koolaid strong enough

  • GOD HATES TOAST!!! Hahaha love it :)

  • Satan is a good man, he brings me presents under the tree.

  • Homosexuality is ok. God updated his tablets. Check with the Greeks. Save the kindness and compassion for yourself you will need it. Judging is the worst disease...until the scales fall from your eyes you will not enter the kingdom. God has already spoken.The male phallus and female vagina are going to rule(fertility) and have been ruling all this time. Only self loathing fools didn't get that memo. Sex is the way to salvation one day when youre not afraid of your shadow you'll find out.

  • ROFL!!! Godless sodomites. God likes sodomites one of them was Dionysius. Some of the Gods were gay so STFU fairy. You're a closet homo who touches little kids. This might be news to some of you but being gay is no big deal. In fact the Gods had sex with animals Zeus had sex with a cow or something and why not he is God. So you best STFU...long live the rainbow. Those who aren't sodomites are the ones most likely going to hell. So get to it if you want to be saved hahaaa. The Greeks were gay haa

  • Thumps up if you think this oldman is gay

  • What do you get when you combine religious extremism and far leftist progressive Marxist ideologies? You get this complete wack job who represents anything but the word of GOD. Every other pro-family organization disagrees with homosexuality based on principaled disagreement, advocated kindness and compassion towards homosexuals, and therefore both publicly and privately denounces Phelps and his Westboro org

  • Fred's a crooked pastor.

  • god hates toast

  • America is a piller of salt.

  • ''Good evening godless sodomites''...Yeah..thanks =)-->> **FALCON PUNNNNCHH**

  • 48 people stopped preaching star wars!

  • ''Fag movies. net'' LMFAO!

  • @pandararya00 ;we are all godless sodomites

  • If heaven is going to be like that. Who in the world would like to be with pathetic arrogant, sick, bully, bitter, dirty mouth, disturbed, and perverted mind. is that hell or heaven what he's talking about?

  • Stewie form family guy should parody this nutty old buzzard. That would be pure comedy gold.

  • damm garbage disrupts are men in uniforms funerals 

  • This is fuckin brilliant!!!!

  • Dumb ass!!

  • Poor Fred...Life was much simpler for him when the world was flat!!...LMAO

  • ITS NO WONDER PEOPLE HAVE LOST FAITH WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS!! even those who are not as evil as Westboro who claim to be Christian but corrupt the Word for their own life sicken me. its no wonder people hate Christians when there are hardly any real Christians left...

  • God hates toast!!!!!

  • 33 strange women

  • "GOOD EVENING GODLESS SODOMITES!" wow! what a nice way to be cheered up at after lunch!

  • LMAO OH GOD SAVE OUR TOAST, I LOVE MY TOAST, AND STARWARS KICKS ASS, THIS IS THE FUTURE FRED IN HIS SINILE YEARS, AND YES WE ARE A BUNCH OF COOKS LOL, WHAT ARE THEY NOW GOING TO PROTEST ANYTIME ANYONE WATCHES STARWARS, AND MAKES TOAST LOL FAVED

  • I wonder why murderers never target these people...they would so such a favor to humanity!

  • Then leave America you Herber wanna be!

  • i would love to put this peach of shit who is disrepecting mllitary men and wemon at the funerals in my fucking cross hairs. i would love to shit on his pulpet.

  • @F4izzle I like your style!

  • You guys are surprised ? this was Christianity a few hundreds years ago...

  • Lol, this video mash-up is very good :P

  • @HardbeatAcolyte Its called YouTube Poop my friend. Look it up.

  • @DictatoroftheCake - No need, I know what a Youtube Poop is ;)

  • Man I rather go to hell than spending eternity with people like this in heaven

  • @TheRealBKZ I couldn't agree with you more, the idea of spending an eterninty looking at Shirley the ugly hag Phelps makes me want to vomit.

  • God hates toast?!?!?! I hop he doesn't hate pancake mix.

  • he can't be long to live--this man has to have a cancer eating at his brain.

  • I want to cave this man's skull in with my bare hands and feet!

  • Hhh-Whopper

  • I want to slash this guys throat and shove a bag of blended rat guys down his windpipe...

  • @doktorkloride mate, your too merciful

    i would tear off his ball sack and shove it so far up his racist arse he'll be tasting his own cum for a week. then i'd tear his fucking head off and pour draino down his neck!!1!!

  • @SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS I would strap him to a table and sever his fingers one by one and fill each pulsing wound with coarse sea salts and sewer water next, I would pluck his eyes out with a scalpel and roll his flesh off his face and drizzle sugar water into his open sockets and pour red fire ants all over his body after he has suffered for a few days I would let him bleed to death and unleash a torrent of rats and various other unsavory beasties. I would also pluck his teeth with a hammer. <3

  • This POS gives Democrats like me a bad name.

  • Fred Phelps is a jerk. I lent him my pancake mix and he never gave it back.

  • @JanusChristIsRisen what a dick

  • If god hates fags, why does he keep making them ?

  • @alexandreleverrier Because he is just as crazy as fred =3

  • @alexandreleverrier He doesn't, they keep making themselves. How Ironic right?

  • phelps is an ILLUMINATI shill

  • Win.

  • "god hates toast" more for me then lol

  • Great video! You should make Fred say "You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!" "If you have too many toasters plugged in one socket, you're going to hell!"

  • @VinylLad no toasters toast toast. they toast bread. hahaha

  • @SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS Ask Mario about that one. That's the problem, too many toasters!

  • LOL i just cracked my ass off when he starte his speech sayng "good evenig godless sodomist"... damn it, this guy is funny, his hate makes him funny

  • Lets Picket this Motherfuckers Funeral!! >:(

  • You really didn't need to edit Fred Phelps to make a hilarious clip

  • I could agree with some of you - he is one hell of a joke.

    He'd be an outstanding comic if he wasn't sick :))))

    But - RELAX !! lets have a laugh

  • Huh?

  • I swear to God that guy needs a crack to face to wake him the fuck up, seriously!!

  • See the thing is...I can't tell if this guy's joking...or just fucking insane. I'm not even kidding. At first I thought this was a prank video but now I think the old fart's just bat-shit crazy.

  • Sigh... Fred Phelps should not be allowed to protest at funerals. Seriously, I believe in the First Amendment, and obviously the Westboro Baptist Church must believe in it too. But this man is abusing it. What gives him the power to tell me what God hates? I am Catholic and I do not believe God hates anyone. Fred Phelps is infringing my rights as a citizen, and to that I say, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT.

  • Fuck you fred phelps

  • can some one help me out becaus i want to save this video and make my own cut up

  • This might make more sense than his actual sermons.

  • Fred Phelps is an outstanding stand up comic.

  • Love Love Love that shit I live close to that fag

  • Fred Phelps you look like toast ... gooooood hates toast .. go to the gym

  • This was far too professional. Were you commissioned to do this???

  • god loves toasts and fred phelps knows it

  • Killing 33 strange women, thereby demonstrating that American is a pillar of salt.

  • FRED PHELPS, GOD LOVE YOU

  • I never knew that zombies could preach.

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  • "killing thirty-three strange women..."

  • What a satanic pastor!!! Horrible! Disgusting! He is looking so friendly but inside he is cruel, sadistic and misantroph

    poor old guy!

  • "only fools make a mock at star wars" proverbs 14:9

  • @robscafuri

    you mean luke skywaker is in the bible

  • @robscafuri that needs to be a t shirt. with a picture of freddies face on it too.

  • Why don't terrorists bomb this fag? I'd totally digg that. Please al-kaida please please please!

  • @RamNex45 sorry , but al kaida is on the same side as my westboro church !

  • God can control everything... except his urge to make gay people. He just can't help it!

  • "We're thankful to our Father for Star Wars..." lol....

  • thereby demonstrating that America is a pillar of salt XP

  • I love you Pastor fred Phelps and your Westboro baptist church!

  • Accept toast as an alternate lifestyle!

  • killing 33 STRANGE WOMEN!

  • I love this!!!

  • Why doesn't he just DIE already!!!!!!!

  • everyone else is hearing toast, right

  • Fred's a Zombie and He's Protesting His Own Funeral, Fred Listens To Black Metal and Burns Down His Own Church. Fred's 6,324th Day of Attention Whoring, and other heartwarming classics!

  • GOD HATES NAPKINS!

  • lmao. GOD HATES TOAST! LOST AGNELEEZ

  • I think i rather go to Hell with all of you, than to be in Heaven with this shadow of a fart.... :-)

  • @ChrisGeenen I have a better idea: we will drag Phelps to hell with us, and and use his dead and (if I could just find a gay guy) sodomized body as a stepping stool to climb up to heaven. THEN, we'll make sure that the remaining fucks like him have the same done to them and that THEIR god be thrown down to burn for eternity!

  • @ChrisGeenen amen to that

  • @ChrisGeenen i mean, if the whole world is going to hell, couldn't we overpower the devil? and make it heaven down there?

  • @flashash2k9 Any place withOUT Fred Phelps would be heaven to me.

  • @ChrisGeenen Dude this guy isn't gonna go to Heaven in the first place.

  • @ChrisGeenen @TheOpenMinded12460 Faith is not our victory!

  • @ChrisGeenen I would rather go to Hell than these freaks because, Heaven and Hell don't really even exist!

  • @ChrisGeenen Hell would be better than being with this nutjob.

  • Fred Phelps is a complete and utter idiot.

  • @Scully1981 :)

  • This motherfucker...where's Janet Reno when you need her?

  • @XxXBiGEviL999XxX Fuck Janet Reno...where's a good sniper when you need one!?

  • @ryanspeed Well...Janet Reno might know where to find one...

  • GOD HATES TOAST

    ONLY FOOLS MOCK STARWARS

    lol

  • God hates toast!!! I admired him until he quit preaching starwars! Do not make a mock of starwars!

  • Faggot means "bundle of sticks" because in ancient times homosexuals were burned at the stake. This is why a pack of cigarettes can be called a fag.

  • priests rape god... ain't that the truth.

  • in England, fags are slang for cigarettes, so in that sense perhaps God does hate fags, especially the high strength ones, but only over here.

  • fail beyond belief

  • "good evening godless sodomites"

    that is funny.

  • THAT WAS GREAT!!!! awesome man......AWESOME

  • omg fred is pathetic

  • America is a PILLAR OF SALT!

  • God hate you pastor Fred W. Phelps you should be lock up with the other child molesters in hell God hates haters

  • this is why the rule ..dont crap in the gene pool.. was created.