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  • Behold... the Arctopus (guy with yellow guitar) actually is an amazingly talented band, but you have to LOVE all that is progressive to enjoy them at all.

  • the first band sounded pretty good

  • from the Caddyshack, i summon thee!

    

  • Behold.. The Arctopus Is a badass band though!!!! I'll admit the other bands kinda sucked... But Thy're pretty good. Thats not one of their best songs, But some of the songs off of their album Skullgrid are really good.

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  • haha as a musican in a band you need to feed off each others sounds not go wild and make random noises together.

  • and the band at 3:02 isn't a real band, as far as I know it was a hilarious parody that somebody made.

  • 1:44 the thing that makes that band bad in my opinion is the drummer playing the wrong beat entirely. and the singing of course.

  • there all better than country

  • at this moment the audience are having second thoughts to just go home .

  • thats a whole lotta suck

  • Funny. You'd think you would see Nickleback...

  • THEY SOLD THEIR SHIRTS FOR SATAN

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  • From the caddyshack, I summon thee!

  • lmao, what's the name of the band at 3:03

  • guy at 0:39 , I don´t know if that band if it even was a "metal band" is worse then fact that you go on the concert with mum :D :D

  •  0.10 - so easy a caveman could do it

  • FROM THE CADDYSHACK......I SUMMON THEE!

  • You know you suck when you can't cover the worst metal songs ever.

  • 3:03 - 3:47 made me laugh

  • 3:39....did he say caddyshack?

  • @musicman45ist Yeah lol it's a pisstake of Black metal and seems to involve killing and resurrecting Chevy Chase using 'the blood of a thousand virgins'

  • if you're gonna make fun of live bands don't record them with a cabbage, they tend to have bad quality

  • @NorseStorms No point in recording with some that can hold higher quality when the source doesn't put out that quality =P.

  • "Your soul cleansed and defiled." .... What?

  • that black metal video is among the best of all time, you got that one wrong jack !

  • @rockybobby Yuk, black metal.

  • @Kasrkin101 but you don't understand,,,,that video is fucking hilarious !!!

  • i seriously flipped off my computer monitor when i saw that dudes face at 0:41 ...

  • that mom was pissed!

  • 2:47 Ugh... Terrible vibrato and tone. No wonder he has to play so fast.

  • I like how every video that shows Behold the Arctipus always has people running to tell us how good they really are. Who cares if they are proficient at sounding like crap. It still sounds like crap.

  • @bonchie1 Well music is subjective, and I tend to only call a band outright bad if they can't play/sing etc and it's not a deliberate effect, I do like them but I can see why people would hate the Arctopus. Incidentally the video chosen lacks the drums which at least ground it somewhat rhythmically

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  • waiting to see one of my old bands on one of these...fuck we sucked.

  • The black metal wannabes at 3:114 made my day better

  • Its all subjective, although black metal bands that play around in the forest always make me laugh.

  • I still don't get why everyone hates on Behold The Arctopus. They're really pretty good.

  • haha.....hahahahah...wait....h­ahahahahah oh my word

  • Hey guy's I got a great idea,lets make a video in the woods and pick some mushrooms so we can show everyone how were a black metal band.

  • The band at 1:16 is playing some avant garde shit and the band at 3:20 is a joke band.

  • i9incher is fukkin gay pushin BtA in this "creative" video/ Kill ur self

  • These bands are awesome. I would rather listen to any of these bands than the crap that Pitchfork tells me to listen to.

  • the band at 3:20 wasnt bad INTILL he started screaming then it sucked lol

  • well, there are the ones on stage...

  • youtube.com/watch?v=RSebapHjGo­4 <<< FROM THE CADDYSHACK I SUMMON THEE! Stunningly funny video!!!!

  • Good thing my band isn't here.

  • FROM THE CADDYSHACK! I SUMMON THEE!!!!!!!

  • dude fuck you behold the arctipus is the shit....2;16. duumfucks who listen to katy perry piss me off....its supposed to sound dissonant and rough....not the most tonally beautiful...fucking mainstream music pussies

  • whats the band at 3:02?

  • lol the first one looks like a bunch of possessed cavemen...

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  • i call the first video a bunch of kinder-garden children hitting guitars and a cat being stomped on

  • Majin Buu At 3:20

  • 2:05 this is fez from that 70's show singing !

  • WTF why did you put Behold the Arctopus in this video? they're incredible!!

    dislike.

  • is 3:48 playing on mars?

  • I love how most all of these were metal bands xD

  • 2:16-3:02 WTF

  • I summon the from the caddyshack? The fucking hell? LOL

  • @LogicalBrutality Hahahaha!!!

  • 2:24 I'm....i'm sorry what?

  • hahaha who is the clown paint band??? must be early insane clown.

  • @TheFriendlyFriends

    thats not clown paint, it's corpse paint. common in black metal, just as stupid as clown paint though

  • @BodaciousCHILLZ can you please tell me the name of that band, or help me find the video. It looks hilarious.

  • @TheFriendlyFriends If I could I would haha, I'm not sure what "band" that is

  • is that "Why?" at 2:06 ???

  • 2:21 excuse me what was that again?

  • at 3:01 i started LOLING

  • these guys are not bad at all, they are a fine FINE grade of tech... you try and remember that shit.. furthermore it actually sounds just like the studio track

    these Djents are tight as tits.

  • I didn't know "best" was spelled W-O-R-S-T? Ever hear of spell check? noob..

  • Behold the Arctopus doesn't sound right without the drums.

  • damn they all so talented

  • the sound quality on some of these is what make most of them look bad.

  • Behold... The Arctopus is actually pretty fun to listen to when the whole band's there. That black metal music video at the end was an abomination.

  • Behold the Arctopus is so misunderstood

  • Oh I've seen, and, played in worse -.-

  • The last band on this was interesting. Not bad.

  • 1:44 nice

  • I strongly reccomend these guys take a hint from Pete Townsend and smash their instruments, preferably over each other.

  • Some are even worse than Rammstein

    And Nickelback is also missing, @silentbutdeadlytype

  • 1:03

    INDIAN DEATH METAL!

  • This is the worst band ever watch?v=VJ93LdQixBs&feature=re­lated.

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  • What gives? No Nickelback in this montage?

  • @silentbutdeadlytype I actually pressed this link specifically to see if Nickelback was in it :P

  • that behold the arctopus shouldn't be on here that was really awesome

  • Masterbation has its limits lol super no homo

  • 0:48 Milf tits!

  • @Metallimeister nope just a M..

  • Oh my fuckin god :D This is the worst shit I´ve ever saw

  • First band, BOOBS AREN'T ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE

  • What is the band at 3:02?

  • @92upinsmoke

    Here you can watch the original video watch?v=RSebapHjGo4

    There is their official myspace in the info!

  • Guys at 2:16 are pretty good.

  • @Sebtal19 Especially if you hate things like tempo and melody.

  • @Sebtal19 that's colin from dysrhythmia, an amazing band on relapse records

  • @Sebtal19

    No, they're technically amazing, but tone deaf musically.  Even the name of the song is trying too hard.

  • As you dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... D:

  • i only saw 5 complete shit bands. the rest were ok.

  • at 1:06 the biggest audience ever at a concert

  • First band by far the worst, plus their all shirtless which is pretty grotesque.

  • Behold The Arctopus is amazing. You're god damn retarded.

  • I didnt like it until the "Inane Clone Pussy" kicked in at 3:02. Then I called Gene Simmons and had him watch it. Hes gonna give them a guest shot on "America's Got Toilet"

  • @YouAreAllCrazy Hahaha omg cant unhear it:DD

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  • 0:12 That man needs a bra, STAT!

  • That was profoundly terrible. I was going to call foul on including "Behold the Arctopus", but they were lame as well. :( BTW, for all the goth and death metal wannabees, just because Dani Filth does it (and does it well) doesn't mean that you should.

  • It is never acceptable for anyone to be shirtless in a band besides the drummer

  • @hiimlogan84 Slash? EVH? JOhn Sykes? Doro Pesch? The Great Kat? There's exceptions to all rules

  • Almost spat out my drink hahaa.

  • I don't see what the problem was. I loved it

  • who got scared at 3:01 ?

  • the bands got steadily worse from the first one, besides behold the arctopus who actually kciked ass

  • I can't not hear "from the Caddyshack, I summon thee."

  • 0:48 - thanks for making me stare at those disgustingly saggy tits!

  • 2:20 wher the fuckk did someone come up with a name like that

  • Not sure if I should like or dislike this. 0_o

  • 3.23 I haven't laughed so much for years!! Amazing!

  • 2:20 are you fuckin kiddin me? these guys rock

  • 3:33 Cartmen singing death metal!

  • @Michaeloakley13 you mean black metal?

  • The second to last band couldn't be serious... could it?

  • I SUMMON THEE!

  • I've seen worse play down the local pub on a jamming night

  • Dafuq I'm watching?!?

  • 00:40 Corbin Bleu?

  • 2:15 Is he running that POS in stereo?

  • 3:23 - Sharon Osborne?

  • You forgot to include Emmure in this video.

  • the first band : what the other band called shirts they got stuck with skins

  • dudes with facepaint straight up are the shittiest i have ever seen

    

  • 0:47 :)

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  • It must suck to suck.

  • I dont get what people think playing in a band is about , you would think they would focus on it sounding right before focusing on jumping around since it is all about the MUSIC , but then if thats what bands have become then i guess you could call them good

  • LOL that second video is definitely from Broadway Bar in Amityville.

  • momma has some bigums titties

  • Is that Dom DeLuise?

  • 1000 virgins wooooo yea

  • at 0:43 LOL he brought his mom to the gig.

  • Wow, i didn't know you could sing The Final Countdown in the key of L minor?

  • @HandofDoom01 Nice.

  • @HandofDoom01 AHAHA fuckin god that make my day....ahahahah  my god..

  • @HandofDoom01 I love L minor, almost as good as Æ# or Ø!

  • omg! fat version of kiss in the forest was brilliant!

  • Behold...the Arctopus is great. Naysayers be damned.

  • @42themeaningoflife I couldnt understan why theyre there, it sounds amazing

  • @42themeaningoflife Too bad they play all their songs in the same key. The key of FAG!

  • @bbnatedogg I retract my previous statement, for after reading your masterful thesis I have come to see the error of my ways. You are truly a master of discourse, good sir.

  • @42themeaningoflife Glad you see it my way!

  • From the caddyshack, I summon thee.

  • that hilarious black metal band was good except for the vocals and the stupid video.

  • first band is named :manboob"

  • Lol. I can't hear 'The Final Countdown' without thinking of Gob from Arrested Development.

  • Actually the band at 1:03 seems legit.

  • I need to know who the losers in the forrest are! whats the band called

  • vwer lweaving togethar!

  • dude behold the arctopus are actually amazing... blotted science + watchtower = bta

  • 3:02 What a badass clip...

  • 2:10 sounds like me singing:D:D

  • who was the one band the one that bathes in 1000 virgins or whatever...i wanna look them up

  • behold the arctopus seems like would be some rings of saturn style shit if they had an actual band.

  • @creatorofdragon BTA is an amazing band....you should look into them. Whoever added them to this montage is an idiot. Saw them live before. They are extremely talented.

  • I like the second one.

  • From the Caddy Shack, I summon thee.

  • 3:33 They got the 1000 virgins idea by looking out at their audience and multiplying the number by 200.

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  • that's a joke!.. behold the arctopus is a great band!! fuck you!!

  • @kingofmetal88 that's is not a joke!.. behold the arctopus is a awful band!! love you!!