Behold... the Arctopus (guy with yellow guitar) actually is an amazingly talented band, but you have to LOVE all that is progressive to enjoy them at all.
Behold.. The Arctopus Is a badass band though!!!! I'll admit the other bands kinda sucked... But Thy're pretty good. Thats not one of their best songs, But some of the songs off of their album Skullgrid are really good.
@musicman45ist Yeah lol it's a pisstake of Black metal and seems to involve killing and resurrecting Chevy Chase using 'the blood of a thousand virgins'
I like how every video that shows Behold the Arctipus always has people running to tell us how good they really are. Who cares if they are proficient at sounding like crap. It still sounds like crap.
@bonchie1 Well music is subjective, and I tend to only call a band outright bad if they can't play/sing etc and it's not a deliberate effect, I do like them but I can see why people would hate the Arctopus. Incidentally the video chosen lacks the drums which at least ground it somewhat rhythmically
dude fuck you behold the arctipus is the shit....2;16. duumfucks who listen to katy perry piss me off....its supposed to sound dissonant and rough....not the most tonally beautiful...fucking mainstream music pussies
these guys are not bad at all, they are a fine FINE grade of tech... you try and remember that shit.. furthermore it actually sounds just like the studio track
I didnt like it until the "Inane Clone Pussy" kicked in at 3:02. Then I called Gene Simmons and had him watch it. Hes gonna give them a guest shot on "America's Got Toilet"
That was profoundly terrible. I was going to call foul on including "Behold the Arctopus", but they were lame as well. :( BTW, for all the goth and death metal wannabees, just because Dani Filth does it (and does it well) doesn't mean that you should.
I dont get what people think playing in a band is about , you would think they would focus on it sounding right before focusing on jumping around since it is all about the MUSIC , but then if thats what bands have become then i guess you could call them good
@bbnatedogg I retract my previous statement, for after reading your masterful thesis I have come to see the error of my ways. You are truly a master of discourse, good sir.
@creatorofdragon BTA is an amazing band....you should look into them. Whoever added them to this montage is an idiot. Saw them live before. They are extremely talented.
Behold... the Arctopus (guy with yellow guitar) actually is an amazingly talented band, but you have to LOVE all that is progressive to enjoy them at all.
gizmohawk69 1 hour ago
the first band sounded pretty good
banshee1vocalist 11 hours ago
from the Caddyshack, i summon thee!
NemesisofTexas 12 hours ago
Behold.. The Arctopus Is a badass band though!!!! I'll admit the other bands kinda sucked... But Thy're pretty good. Thats not one of their best songs, But some of the songs off of their album Skullgrid are really good.
MetalHead2point0 15 hours ago
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ipo1103 15 hours ago
haha as a musican in a band you need to feed off each others sounds not go wild and make random noises together.
purplepineapple117 18 hours ago
and the band at 3:02 isn't a real band, as far as I know it was a hilarious parody that somebody made.
daltonplaysthesax 1 day ago
1:44 the thing that makes that band bad in my opinion is the drummer playing the wrong beat entirely. and the singing of course.
daltonplaysthesax 1 day ago
there all better than country
slayer213shadow 1 day ago
at this moment the audience are having second thoughts to just go home .
fordgt402 1 day ago
thats a whole lotta suck
whatthehellimbored 2 days ago
Funny. You'd think you would see Nickleback...
Sparrow9873 2 days ago 7
THEY SOLD THEIR SHIRTS FOR SATAN
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"In the blood of 1,000 virgins..." Oh my God. A Tim and Eric parody of a black metal band wouldn't be that ridiculous! LOL
maddash24seven 3 days ago
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maddash24seven 3 days ago
From the caddyshack, I summon thee!
paulhb 3 days ago
lmao, what's the name of the band at 3:03
Dickstar86 3 days ago
guy at 0:39 , I don´t know if that band if it even was a "metal band" is worse then fact that you go on the concert with mum :D :D
ravenous66 4 days ago
0.10 - so easy a caveman could do it
faethor7 4 days ago
FROM THE CADDYSHACK......I SUMMON THEE!
vielgluck86 4 days ago 3
You know you suck when you can't cover the worst metal songs ever.
AChildOfBodom667 5 days ago
3:03 - 3:47 made me laugh
44srykez44 5 days ago
3:39....did he say caddyshack?
musicman45ist 5 days ago
@musicman45ist Yeah lol it's a pisstake of Black metal and seems to involve killing and resurrecting Chevy Chase using 'the blood of a thousand virgins'
Ubertron10k 2 days ago
if you're gonna make fun of live bands don't record them with a cabbage, they tend to have bad quality
NorseStorms 5 days ago 34
@NorseStorms No point in recording with some that can hold higher quality when the source doesn't put out that quality =P.
hbunnyo 1 day ago
"Your soul cleansed and defiled." .... What?
vermilion243 6 days ago
that black metal video is among the best of all time, you got that one wrong jack !
rockybobby 6 days ago
@rockybobby Yuk, black metal.
Kasrkin101 5 days ago
@Kasrkin101 but you don't understand,,,,that video is fucking hilarious !!!
rockybobby 4 days ago
i seriously flipped off my computer monitor when i saw that dudes face at 0:41 ...
xXWikdXx 6 days ago
that mom was pissed!
CryShitWolf 6 days ago
2:47 Ugh... Terrible vibrato and tone. No wonder he has to play so fast.
Fkouch 6 days ago
I like how every video that shows Behold the Arctipus always has people running to tell us how good they really are. Who cares if they are proficient at sounding like crap. It still sounds like crap.
bonchie1 6 days ago 2
@bonchie1 Well music is subjective, and I tend to only call a band outright bad if they can't play/sing etc and it's not a deliberate effect, I do like them but I can see why people would hate the Arctopus. Incidentally the video chosen lacks the drums which at least ground it somewhat rhythmically
Ubertron10k 2 days ago
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bonchie1 6 days ago
waiting to see one of my old bands on one of these...fuck we sucked.
HawkeyeStateChosid 1 week ago
The black metal wannabes at 3:114 made my day better
DrumBum561 1 week ago
Its all subjective, although black metal bands that play around in the forest always make me laugh.
ireternalexistence 1 week ago
I still don't get why everyone hates on Behold The Arctopus. They're really pretty good.
chosentonessournotes 1 week ago
haha.....hahahahah...wait....hahahahahah oh my word
purdyomatic 1 week ago
Hey guy's I got a great idea,lets make a video in the woods and pick some mushrooms so we can show everyone how were a black metal band.
38decembers 1 week ago
The band at 1:16 is playing some avant garde shit and the band at 3:20 is a joke band.
SuperBspb 1 week ago
i9incher is fukkin gay pushin BtA in this "creative" video/ Kill ur self
ZDRCSD 1 week ago
These bands are awesome. I would rather listen to any of these bands than the crap that Pitchfork tells me to listen to.
ralphstanley777 1 week ago
the band at 3:20 wasnt bad INTILL he started screaming then it sucked lol
EPICraft909 1 week ago 15
well, there are the ones on stage...
RespectfulDecline 1 week ago
youtube.com/watch?v=RSebapHjGo4 <<< FROM THE CADDYSHACK I SUMMON THEE! Stunningly funny video!!!!
zararity 1 week ago
Good thing my band isn't here.
keybladeguy776 1 week ago
FROM THE CADDYSHACK! I SUMMON THEE!!!!!!!
Moshbearpig 1 week ago
dude fuck you behold the arctipus is the shit....2;16. duumfucks who listen to katy perry piss me off....its supposed to sound dissonant and rough....not the most tonally beautiful...fucking mainstream music pussies
M4st3rB4ss3r 1 week ago 2
whats the band at 3:02?
lookout4kneegrows 1 week ago
lol the first one looks like a bunch of possessed cavemen...
ExiledPath 1 week ago
AdamBmxerGuitarist 1 week ago
@AdamBmxerGuitarist funny
FunkMasterSteez 1 week ago
i call the first video a bunch of kinder-garden children hitting guitars and a cat being stomped on
rooiakkidis1 1 week ago
Majin Buu At 3:20
rocklee3223 1 week ago
2:05 this is fez from that 70's show singing !
SuperConsist 1 week ago
WTF why did you put Behold the Arctopus in this video? they're incredible!!
dislike.
Guitarmazdur 1 week ago
is 3:48 playing on mars?
Plaintcontrix 1 week ago
I love how most all of these were metal bands xD
TheSrkkl 1 week ago
2:16-3:02 WTF
MrFuck1006 1 week ago
I summon the from the caddyshack? The fucking hell? LOL
LogicalBrutality 1 week ago
@LogicalBrutality Hahahaha!!!
BigBadBlues85 1 week ago
2:24 I'm....i'm sorry what?
xXelmarcoCFCXx 1 week ago
hahaha who is the clown paint band??? must be early insane clown.
TheFriendlyFriends 1 week ago
@TheFriendlyFriends
thats not clown paint, it's corpse paint. common in black metal, just as stupid as clown paint though
BodaciousCHILLZ 1 week ago
@BodaciousCHILLZ can you please tell me the name of that band, or help me find the video. It looks hilarious.
TheFriendlyFriends 1 week ago
@TheFriendlyFriends If I could I would haha, I'm not sure what "band" that is
BodaciousCHILLZ 1 week ago
is that "Why?" at 2:06 ???
WeinerInYourMouth 1 week ago
2:21 excuse me what was that again?
TheSwilliams92 1 week ago
at 3:01 i started LOLING
Johnobscene 2 weeks ago 2
these guys are not bad at all, they are a fine FINE grade of tech... you try and remember that shit.. furthermore it actually sounds just like the studio track
these Djents are tight as tits.
tonofunnumba1 2 weeks ago
I didn't know "best" was spelled W-O-R-S-T? Ever hear of spell check? noob..
AJFREAKINBARNES 2 weeks ago
Behold the Arctopus doesn't sound right without the drums.
helios5868 2 weeks ago
damn they all so talented
JfromT 2 weeks ago
the sound quality on some of these is what make most of them look bad.
MilfordRecords 2 weeks ago
Behold... The Arctopus is actually pretty fun to listen to when the whole band's there. That black metal music video at the end was an abomination.
MrNastyButler 2 weeks ago
Behold the Arctopus is so misunderstood
sanjinator17 2 weeks ago
Oh I've seen, and, played in worse -.-
mackles 2 weeks ago
The last band on this was interesting. Not bad.
xXxPobrecitoxXx 2 weeks ago
1:44 nice
nitroxrunsthrume 2 weeks ago
I strongly reccomend these guys take a hint from Pete Townsend and smash their instruments, preferably over each other.
1966Daywalker 2 weeks ago
Some are even worse than Rammstein
And Nickelback is also missing, @silentbutdeadlytype
johncarcinogen 2 weeks ago
1:03
INDIAN DEATH METAL!
SWI0001 2 weeks ago
This is the worst band ever watch?v=VJ93LdQixBs&feature=related.
FuhrerKaiser 2 weeks ago
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The final countdown on a Bontempi -never thought Id see that day come...
Ultimagtr650 2 weeks ago
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Ultimagtr650 2 weeks ago
What gives? No Nickelback in this montage?
silentbutdeadlytype 2 weeks ago 74
@silentbutdeadlytype I actually pressed this link specifically to see if Nickelback was in it :P
Sarrgas 1 week ago
that behold the arctopus shouldn't be on here that was really awesome
Fenderprecision51 2 weeks ago
Masterbation has its limits lol super no homo
Blogdude87tx 2 weeks ago
0:48 Milf tits!
Metallimeister 2 weeks ago
@Metallimeister nope just a M..
Masterscheffe 2 weeks ago
Oh my fuckin god :D This is the worst shit I´ve ever saw
CallOfDuty14ful 2 weeks ago
First band, BOOBS AREN'T ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE
notabear1 2 weeks ago
What is the band at 3:02?
92upinsmoke 2 weeks ago
@92upinsmoke
Here you can watch the original video watch?v=RSebapHjGo4
There is their official myspace in the info!
GiorgioDOPPIAG 2 weeks ago
Guys at 2:16 are pretty good.
Sebtal19 2 weeks ago 42
@Sebtal19 Especially if you hate things like tempo and melody.
DrWhiggs 2 weeks ago
@Sebtal19 that's colin from dysrhythmia, an amazing band on relapse records
Relaaya1 1 week ago
@Sebtal19
No, they're technically amazing, but tone deaf musically. Even the name of the song is trying too hard.
Fkouch 6 days ago
As you dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... D:
ZcudTheBlind 2 weeks ago
i only saw 5 complete shit bands. the rest were ok.
vokills420 3 weeks ago 2
at 1:06 the biggest audience ever at a concert
GEO2DOPE 3 weeks ago
First band by far the worst, plus their all shirtless which is pretty grotesque.
dirtstyles 3 weeks ago
Behold The Arctopus is amazing. You're god damn retarded.
GregFromTheRedChord1 3 weeks ago
I didnt like it until the "Inane Clone Pussy" kicked in at 3:02. Then I called Gene Simmons and had him watch it. Hes gonna give them a guest shot on "America's Got Toilet"
vallangaard 3 weeks ago 5
@YouAreAllCrazy Hahaha omg cant unhear it:DD
yarkehkeh 3 weeks ago
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GreendayversusU2 3 weeks ago
0:12 That man needs a bra, STAT!
FirmSabre 3 weeks ago
That was profoundly terrible. I was going to call foul on including "Behold the Arctopus", but they were lame as well. :( BTW, for all the goth and death metal wannabees, just because Dani Filth does it (and does it well) doesn't mean that you should.
CheshireCatFun 3 weeks ago
It is never acceptable for anyone to be shirtless in a band besides the drummer
hiimlogan84 3 weeks ago
@hiimlogan84 Slash? EVH? JOhn Sykes? Doro Pesch? The Great Kat? There's exceptions to all rules
somedoodudontno 3 weeks ago
Almost spat out my drink hahaa.
123wilbs 3 weeks ago
I don't see what the problem was. I loved it
BuiltbyDestrucion 3 weeks ago
who got scared at 3:01 ?
rileyc71 3 weeks ago
the bands got steadily worse from the first one, besides behold the arctopus who actually kciked ass
DAaBean 3 weeks ago
I can't not hear "from the Caddyshack, I summon thee."
YouAreAllCrazy 3 weeks ago
0:48 - thanks for making me stare at those disgustingly saggy tits!
jimmyjimbo72 3 weeks ago
2:20 wher the fuckk did someone come up with a name like that
A7XWIHI 3 weeks ago
Not sure if I should like or dislike this. 0_o
iiPotatoes 3 weeks ago
3.23 I haven't laughed so much for years!! Amazing!
ScrotyMcDickface 3 weeks ago
2:20 are you fuckin kiddin me? these guys rock
fuckslipknot21 3 weeks ago
3:33 Cartmen singing death metal!
Michaeloakley13 3 weeks ago
@Michaeloakley13 you mean black metal?
CrackedStyle 3 weeks ago
The second to last band couldn't be serious... could it?
Redeemedsinner17 3 weeks ago
I SUMMON THEE!
TaikimatsuoM 3 weeks ago 3
I've seen worse play down the local pub on a jamming night
gordongate 3 weeks ago
Dafuq I'm watching?!?
Haigo0o 3 weeks ago
00:40 Corbin Bleu?
gdiggle123 4 weeks ago
2:15 Is he running that POS in stereo?
b1r2a3d4l5e6y 4 weeks ago
3:23 - Sharon Osborne?
JonnyInfinite 4 weeks ago
You forgot to include Emmure in this video.
Joshcillation 4 weeks ago
the first band : what the other band called shirts they got stuck with skins
mindmuscle75 4 weeks ago
dudes with facepaint straight up are the shittiest i have ever seen
farcrymerc 4 weeks ago
0:47 :)
grungejunkie3011 4 weeks ago
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grungejunkie3011 4 weeks ago
It must suck to suck.
BRAVOADD 4 weeks ago
I dont get what people think playing in a band is about , you would think they would focus on it sounding right before focusing on jumping around since it is all about the MUSIC , but then if thats what bands have become then i guess you could call them good
TheDnm666 4 weeks ago
LOL that second video is definitely from Broadway Bar in Amityville.
aelsehamymusic 4 weeks ago
momma has some bigums titties
EscutcheonSinister 4 weeks ago
Is that Dom DeLuise?
ThePITA004 1 month ago
1000 virgins wooooo yea
ScudLife 1 month ago
at 0:43 LOL he brought his mom to the gig.
tannerpoo202 1 month ago
Wow, i didn't know you could sing The Final Countdown in the key of L minor?
HandofDoom01 1 month ago 66
@HandofDoom01 Nice.
tannerpoo202 1 month ago
@HandofDoom01 AHAHA fuckin god that make my day....ahahahah my god..
Fuck1nMetal 2 weeks ago
@HandofDoom01 I love L minor, almost as good as Æ# or Ø!
ExperimentalGround 2 weeks ago
omg! fat version of kiss in the forest was brilliant!
Mamakini123 1 month ago
Behold...the Arctopus is great. Naysayers be damned.
42themeaningoflife 1 month ago 14
@42themeaningoflife I couldnt understan why theyre there, it sounds amazing
OfivetwoekVeeDee 2 weeks ago
@42themeaningoflife Too bad they play all their songs in the same key. The key of FAG!
bbnatedogg 2 weeks ago
@bbnatedogg I retract my previous statement, for after reading your masterful thesis I have come to see the error of my ways. You are truly a master of discourse, good sir.
42themeaningoflife 2 weeks ago
@42themeaningoflife Glad you see it my way!
bbnatedogg 2 weeks ago
From the caddyshack, I summon thee.
Zeta9966 1 month ago
that hilarious black metal band was good except for the vocals and the stupid video.
LWRCftw 1 month ago
first band is named :manboob"
Uz2Brockstar 1 month ago 3
Lol. I can't hear 'The Final Countdown' without thinking of Gob from Arrested Development.
ludd911 1 month ago 2
Actually the band at 1:03 seems legit.
6Vital6Remains6 1 month ago
I need to know who the losers in the forrest are! whats the band called
MrDerekLake 1 month ago
vwer lweaving togethar!
DFElender1 1 month ago
dude behold the arctopus are actually amazing... blotted science + watchtower = bta
ragerpez 1 month ago
3:02 What a badass clip...
MrSukhoi93 1 month ago
2:10 sounds like me singing:D:D
Monscent 1 month ago
who was the one band the one that bathes in 1000 virgins or whatever...i wanna look them up
orphinoftheworld85 1 month ago
behold the arctopus seems like would be some rings of saturn style shit if they had an actual band.
creatorofdragon 1 month ago
@creatorofdragon BTA is an amazing band....you should look into them. Whoever added them to this montage is an idiot. Saw them live before. They are extremely talented.
hookerparty 1 month ago 3
I like the second one.
LordVarkson 1 month ago
From the Caddy Shack, I summon thee.
Lateralusx0x 1 month ago 2
3:33 They got the 1000 virgins idea by looking out at their audience and multiplying the number by 200.
badcarpetburns 1 month ago
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badcarpetburns 1 month ago
that's a joke!.. behold the arctopus is a great band!! fuck you!!
kingofmetal88 1 month ago 19
@kingofmetal88 that's is not a joke!.. behold the arctopus is a awful band!! love you!!
themythofcreationism 3 weeks ago