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  • all those fishing rods and none of them tried to catch it? pussies!!!

  • Commence the soiling of underwear..

    

  • u should have stabbed its fuckin eyes out

  • Oh CRAP. Id be hyperventilating by now! Good idea about joining the kayaks together!

  • welcome to australia boys!. where the sharks are huge and the beer is cold. :P (like)

  • Do you see the size of that mutha? Wow. If I went kayak fishing on the ocean(which I think is stupid) I would take a long spear at least to fend away sharks like that. Good Lord. That thing makes jaws look like a puss.

  • That's scary shit, sticking together is a good idea, if you were apart I think you would have been shark feed.

  • libville had me in stitches. beautiful animal gw.

  • What's a couple of bites like you doing in a place like this....

  • How about the brain donor with his feet in the water.

  • is that jaws?

  • i wouldve pissed myself... knowing any slightly wrong move and id be in the water with that monster

  • I went in a boat and saw a bull shark and caught him

  • Well don't be shy go pet him

  • That's not a shark.......... It's Chuck Norris's left testicle

  • that is insane imagine being in one of the kayaks

  • I lived 5 mins walk from this beach. The day before this happened i was surfing at the beach next to this collaroy.

  • I just pulled my legs up on to my chair.

  • i think it just wants to play

    

  • .........two Kayaks for sale...cheap!

  • See how peacegull he is shark arnt mean man eaters there missunderstood he could hav flip those kiyaks and ate those people if they were blood thirsty monsters

  • guys on return:

    -what's this stink

    -sorry my kayak is full of shit

  • The people are sitting very very VERY still...I would too...

  • Kayaker: Oh My God!

    Shark: Seals......Oh God Men!

  • That is a massive white pointer.

  • you wont be seeing me out by the ocen swimming no more

  • Fuck that! Shark would munch your leg like chicken off the bone!

  • great to see you guys came out ok

  • i would have very shitty jocks in that predicament :) , any1 get nudged out ?

  • What a gorgeous shark

  • *shark licks its lips*

  • Obviously they are using the wrong bait

  • holy shit

  • those crazies have got balls of stainless steel!!

    that shark was like 14 feet long, so much utter power OMG!

  • Fuck. That.

  • jesus christ

  • Too close for comfort. Where was this at? Beautiful footage though!

  • You'll never catch me in the ocean on one of those h'oderves trays...fuck that.

  • "...but with Steve I tasted something more..it was peanut butter and uh Snicker." - Shark

  • fake

  • Fuck that!! If that shark wanted to it could flip those kayaks right over

  • holy mother of god, that thing is HUGE!

  • @Cauldron6 that's what she said

  • This creeps me out, and I'm not even there. Just another reason not to swim in the ocean.

  • wheres the with sound version? i want to know what the shark is saying!

  • @nvek69 Looked like a White to me, Gorgeous Footage, but just like it was being curious, more than anything, what do you think?

  • HAHAHA sucked in!

  • imagine accidentally falling in on top of the shark.

  • There's no sound because they didn't want us to hear them screaming like girls!

  • @pugilist102 Actually Iv'e seen the video with audio and they were laughing.

  • dudes! thats a great white! and you went kayaking in those waters ???? ...are you insane ? That shark would have just played with yer boats until it would understand he could eat you!!! thats almost reckless!

  • Dinner Time

  • lol amazing XD u guys r lucky u got to experience that XD

  • You idiots! Don't point at it!

  • Get the fuck out of the water! GET OUT!

  • Holy ballsweat, that would have been an experience....... experience of shiiting urself with ur pant up!

  • FOR SALE: 2 kayaks ,CHEAP!!

  • @lvpeckerwood Hahahahaha...best reply so far!

  • @0:9 "I'll get it. I got a net, man!"

  • Don't look like a seal... DONT LOOK LIKE A SEAL... DONT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SEAL!!!!!

  • Would be a bad time to capsize!

  • I know what they was thinking right at that moment "How could i be so fucking stupid to go out into open water in such a small boat?" I love the ocean but you will never catch me on it in anything smaller then a 30 footer.

  • I wasnt scared...last time a shark tried to attack me I just turned to face him and he chocked on my massive wang...he tried to bite off more than he could chew

  • Check out my band Long Dick Dong!

  • Don't be cruel...feed the poor baby...he looks hungry!

  • holy fuck!

  • Just goes to show us what a bag of shit Hollywood is.

    They mis-represent everything and everyone.

  • yep that did it I'm never getting into the ocean again haha

  • That is the moment I would get out of that kayak and go back on land lol

  • DAMN F*CK IT'S A GREAT WHITE !!

  • Have a search around and find this same clip with sound.

    The boat guys reaction when they first spot the shark is priceless.

    I think its a channel 7 news clip.

    Scary stuff, these guys were pretty lucky, I reckon.

  • thats why im gonna bring a harpoon lol or just a spear to poke the motha fuckas..

  • @gravew0lf i would have shit me pants on the spot......and fed it to the shark

  • @gravew0lf If you try that with a Bull Shark it WILL attack you. Not so sure about Whites but given they are the second most lethal killing machine next to an Orca I'd say it'd be a coin toss at best if you survived the encounter.

  • @SierraKilo9 did i mention im gonna put dynamite on the end of the harpoon....

  • At the end of the day, these sharks prey on humanoid beef, but i`ve heard that it`s the one you don`t see, that get`s the beef. So i`m guessing this one was only out investigating.

  • Love the guy waving the net around lol don't think it was gonna fish him out somehow :)

  • would have fuckin died on the spot - great vid , awesomly huge shark

    is it a great white ?- it looks like one to me

  • OMFG! i would of shit myself!!!!

  • @pompeydeb ik! i need a nerve pill just watching it no jokes

  • @pompeydeb

    Yes - yes . . . definitely some discharge of feces would not have been inappropriate - you can actually use feces in defense as a last resort - I've seen snakes that vomit when scared.

  • @pompeydeb would've, as in would HAVE...not would OF.

  • I hink we are gonna need a bigger boat!

    I think we are gonna need another dose what the hell were you smoking?

  • Sometimes you're the fisherman, and sometimes you're the bait. All is fair game in the ocean.

  • damn that was a huge great white. cooler heads prevailed. i woulda been a scared mofo.

  • oh chit! that is one large GW....glad I wasn't there!

    great video! Thanks for the post!

  • OMG...I think I'll start kayak fishing in the lake.

  • What time of day was this?

    We just had a Great White bite into a kayak over here where I kayak--just North of Santa Barbara, California . Kayaker was unharmed.

  • wel that sucks

  • I just shat my pants, just watching that video :O

  • These sharks are very helpful for boosting the sales figures of clean underwear!

  • If it got that close I'd hit it with one of the paddles. Sharks are pretty cautious creatures -like all fish- and are spooked easily.

  • EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I would try to catch it with my cast net. Err, or maybe I would just poop my pants, which is probably what all those fine kayakers did. LOL

    Now go see my castnet videos

  • OMG, I would have been terrified. That dude was ready for supper..and those guy's in the Kayak's were dinner..

  • i would shoot off my dick and throw it after the shark ! ARGH

  • @kasp580a should whitey die because of a laughing fit? ^^

  • holy fucking shit.

  • Did anyone bring a scuba tank and a WW2 rifle?

  • @solobackpacking hahahah yo that was pretty funny dude

  • @TheRedsoxrule34

    They can substitute one of the kayaks for the bright orange barrels.

  • they dont look so scared

  • People : (whispering) "Oh man, this is aint my day, this is aint my day, oh please God save us!!!"

    Shark : "Nope. This is your day dude. Im already finish my lunch. But if yo're start to screaming, then I might change my mind."

  • oh please hes just a little gold fish -_-

  • Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall. "Johnny where are you?"

  • um hey dude i was planning on using your video and putting sound and words on it would that be ok to you

  • lmao i would not fuck with that

  • "i think were gonna need a bigger boat"

  • @de328405 could'nt have said it better! Great quote!

  • @de328405 lol! Chief Brodie...

  • @de328405 Good one...

  • @de328405 And a new pair of trousers.

  • @de328405 lol I remember that line

  • I'd be getting ready to jump over the person next to me. 

  • Rofl, hey everybody, let go swimming

  • holy sht man i would go nuts,

  • Just to make it worse, sharks are attracted to urine.

  • i let a little bit of pee out watching this

  • "yeah dude! let's go do some more dumb shit!!!"

  • ohh f*** thattttttttttt...

  • Holy crap....I would have been outrageously scared.

  • hopefully poop coming out of my rear would fend him off

  • hey lets go take our kayaks out in the middle of the ocean!

  • we're gonna need a bigger boat

  • I would have thrown up,possibly passed out.

  • SHIT!

  • haha, You Should of Swimed down there

  • Looks like a great white.

    

  • look up:

    Great White Shark menaces kayakers Longreef Sydney

    Same clip with sound.

  • I agree with Xen5s, bulls (along with tiger sharks perhaps )are the worst. With that big guy out there, no way I'm still in that tiny boat :) 

  • stab his nose when he comes up and he will be off. He didn't look to be aggressive though. If he wanted to eat you he would have just struck. the most feared but not the most dangerous. Really worry about bulls they are very strange in their behavior.Like crazy people you just dont know for sure so just stay clear.I think he was just curious about you.But yea i would be a bit nervous with him around in a tiny boat like that.

  • OATH!

  • holy shit :O

  • i would give that thing the macho man elbow and kick the shit out of it

  • @Pshizle1 ROFL

  • no way!

  • Cool vid, really scare situation!

  • you would really not want to catch a fish at that point.

  • paging Mr. Darwin...

  • i wish there were more videos like this on youtube, great footage

  • i would be so terrified that i would fall off the kayak that i would fall off the kayak!

  • @markthahun They are endangered!

  • thats no basking shark its a great white pointer

  • OMG! how freaking scary! I know I'd be scared witless if I were there!

  • o shit!

  • Umm yea anyone with a brain should be able to tell that that is a great white. He's HUUGE!

  • When you shark fish you troll chum to attract sharks these guys are sitting around on teh ocean with bait all around them,trolling away ...weights hitting the water every few minutes like the sound of fish jumping and hey presto up pops a shark...So no surprise there. By the ay basking sharks eat plankton and are filter feeders typically you come accross them

  • so whys a plankton eater bothering kayakers with their chum and burley if it only eats plankton.?its a white shark.

  • that is not a basking shark =p that is a great white... a basking shark is more or less all black, but this shark clearly has a white bottom and when it breaches the water you can easly see its a great white...

  • GWS, positive Id. Baskin´S. Are all grey.

  • looks like a white to me.

  • Clearly it's a basking shark,awesome site up close but as harmless as a puppy. They are plankton eaters and don't have a tooth in there head. Way cool to be that close, but definately not a threat.

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  • That's no Basking Shark. Basking Sharks do not have a white underbelly, their are brownish all around. Great White Sharks on the other hand are dark on the top and white at the bottom. This is used for camouflage in order to blend in with the sunlight shining in from above the water so they are harder to spot by prey under them. It also works the other way around so as to hide the shark from prey above them. The shark will blend with the darkness below the water.

  • rofl thats obviously a great white

  • stick to river fish you numbskull.

  • OMG look at it just linger there like looking at a buffet. I'd crap.

  • Jaws 2 all over again !!!!!! Where is Brody when you need him !!!!!

  • i think i would actually die ...

  • No wonder the guy in the kayak was scared shitless that beast is huge.

  • That great white looks huge too I would be scared shitless all it had to do was bump into em a little for someone to fall out and THERES DINNER! forget that

  • Respect the sharks like you would respect a gun

  • that shark is hectic

  • fuck that i live in nz and was gonna kayak around all the bays of auckland out past the channed was told there are always sharks there didnt think its matter but this makes me think twice...

  • is he gone .....stick ur head under and check

  • lmao

  • every on just had the same thought

    fuck my life

  • 'uhh guys, did anyone bring an extra bathing suit?'

  • haha i would of lauged at the shark fail

  • i would have passed out from sheer terror.

  • holllllllllyy fucking shit. when the video started i was thinking, ok so what.... but after looking at those sharks , i shit in my computer seat....one could imagine what i would have done if i was in that kayak

  • it was just checkin them out, that thing is massive

  • Fuck that I get scared just watching that video; Those people did great lol

  • dang. i would have been freakin out. those people handled that situation WAY better than i would have. lol

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­w

  • WOW!! I would probobly PIS MYSELF!!!

    I LOVE/AND HATE SHARKS!! LOL

  • haha, i know me too.

    it's like im scared shitless of them, but they fascinate me at the same time.

  • It's a great white because, really, there's nothing else it could be, given the area. The snout is too round for it to be a tiger shark, it's way too big to be a whaler (which are probably the most common sharks around the northern beaches), obviously it's not a hammerhead, it's only got one dorsal so it's not a grey nurse.

    Looking at the video it only looks to be 3-4m long to me (I don't believe it was 5m as someone estimated). they're lucky it wasn't a "normal" sized pointer LOL.