dave chappelle: being taken to the ghetto

[TheLokoViejo]

heheheh..."I just bought weed from an infant"..

[vandals989]

fuck that nigga fuck it. im on my way. boop!

[niblocorn1993]

i'm selling weed nigga

[dipak1001]

lol lol lol lol lol guy kills it

[Rockstate1]

a comical genious

[cracktober]

a fuckin crackhead ran this way: TKTKTKTKKTK

[bobbyblueyes6969]

garnett station,atl. i saw that baby!!!



[YoshiAirKix]

oooohhh! that was so worth the wait ! >.<

[drTC666]

hey get out of here crackie!!!

[Snipervenomaz]

Lmao that's a good way to go to sleep-a nice worm laughter lol goodnight.

[TwentyTenMusicNRW]

the old baby on a corner trick ^^

[Magicprincess9000]

Dave is soo laid back but funny!!! We need more comedians like this

[Cookster5]

62 people need taking to the ghetto....and leaving there!

[alprsh911]

#Educateyoself: He is NOT talking about D.C. in this video. Dave is FROM D.C. and he is comparing it to a fictional ghetto that is WORSE than D.C. which is the whole foundation for this bit. So, in conclusion, D.C. is bad, but Africa is worse.

[killajuggaloz5]

@alprsh911 quit hashtagging this isnt twitter

[phoenixbrown108]

@alprsh911 atlanta

[dpc1994]

I work with a guy that's from ST. LOUIS, and he acts like he's afraid to go into DC. What a frickin' idiot.

[WaterPhoenix1516]

Scary thing is, I know a baby like that 0_0

[rideoadtu]

gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store where the fuck you taking me!!!!

[maseralex01]

which dave chapelle stand up is this???

[johnnny1604]

@maseralex01 killing them softly

[DuFFmAN4323]

Ya I can roll the window down. Its an old car LMAO

[qweenviola]

Lol

[legacyabq]

Dave is just brilliant, brilliant

[minasmorgul34]

"Oh hey, where you from dog? D. C.? Word. Dats a rough city, man." Cellphone rings. "Hold on one second. Hello? Oh, 'sup nigga, what? Whatthefuck, slow down, what, WHAT THE FUCK?! NO, NO, NOOO, fuck that nigga, fuck it, I'm on my way!"

[meantism]

@minasmorgul34 is that really what he said? really?

[minasmorgul34]

@meantism positive.

[liviningold]

@minasmorgul34 You translate this for deaf people or what? maybe write all the story what he said that evening? :)

[minasmorgul34]

@liviningold I am deaf.

[Hera684]

eh get out of here CRACKY...

[Prometheus1st]

Baby: "Fuck you nigga I got kids to feed!..."

[lovelypurple4eva]

LMFAO 

[YoYoTheKing1]

Is the baby story true? Because if it is so i'm gone smoke some Weed Nigga

[collha111]

best comedian ever

[wItNeSs6195]

Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store, where the fuck u takin' me?! lmfao

[FlyingPurpleEargasm]

ay get outta here cracky!

[kingknowles2112]

gun store gun store liqour store gun store!!!!!

[theAYLEEYUN]

First video, a million views. impressive bra.

[damartga]

we meet again.... 240p

[ABROthegenius]

why would anybody dislike this ? - if you click on something you must like it ?

[QUEENPORTLEY]

im on my WAY!

[Nicdeking]

what show is this from?

[zipper978]

@Nicdeking wow you must have been young or something when this was on tv lol

[Edae001]

@zipper978 or just not from america

[Zakariia]

@Nicdeking the show is called killing them softly

[rsmoneymaking10345]

i right clicked so many times its so funny

[Mr1963chevy]

click ,clllick ........hahahahahaah

[jlin9268]

my favourite skit of dave's

[EvilDemon335]

gun store gun store liquor store gun store WHERE THE FUCK YA TAKING ME NIGGA?!?!?!?!

[ArsiniMusic]

Fuck you nigga i got kids to feed! xD

[Khaled4life]

Pure genius.

[elpollo992]

fuk u nigga i got kids to feed

[elpollo992]

the old baby in the corner trick aint it nope not gonna fall for tht 1

XD

[xginjayx]

lol i bet the driver was wayne brady

[simpsonsk8ok]

the limousine driver sounds like Chris Tucker

[spzvproductions]

hey baby! stop selling weed.. damn the answer was classic

[rockytheafg]

There was a fcuking baby near the corner!!!LOOL

[brownjollyranchers]

get outta here cracky!

[Lhykosidae]

59 crackheads skipped through the video.

[SUC1515]

Poop stains...oh...wrong dave episode

[NY1love]

"The ole baby on the corner trick, I'm not gonna fall for that shit." haha.

[nepalihimali]

"fuck you nigga !! i got kids to feed!!" lmao..

[twinni]

PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO QUOTING FROM THE VIDEO! FUCK U & STOP COMPLAINING LIKE BITCHES. WHAT IS BOTHERING YOUR ASSES

[nasser1337]

@twinni they r just pissed they didnt think of it first and got top comment.

[lilsid3000]

fuck u nigga i got kids to feed

[mytaddict01]

THIS DONT LOOK GOOD!

[finomhiphopandskate]

im sellin weed nigga

[theomazeTV]

3:53 omg omg omg his watch

[Rainman4084]

anybody got weed give me weed nigga cant you hear me nigga!

[goldgoldgoldi3]

I CAN QUOTE PEOPLE TOO!

(you people are idiots)

[aishacrew]

"HEY BABY baby, go home man its three o'clock in the morning. WTF are you doing up?" " I'm selling weed!"

[superkiller222psn]

this baby must be in trouble i gotta do somthin but im not gonna get out da car haha lmao!

[ZillionBballa]

Jersey for the ruffest ghettos, wit an S

[presstrigga]

lmao this is probably the funniest chapelle I have seen.

[Bpaynekilla]

baby on the corner trick a . i ant falling for that shit lol

[Bpaynekilla]

baby on the corner i ant falling for that shit lol

[TEdg3AZ]

I'M SELLING WEED NIGGA!!!

[pythonking34]

Whoa... the dislike bar is smaller than an asian man's penis.

[aceey8]

There was a fuckin' baby standing on the corner HHAHAHAHA

[darkchibicosmos]

baby in the ghetto at 3 am....that explains that random baby in Zombies Ate my Neighbors

[RudiL94]

"Im selling weed nigga!" haha

[EpicBeard815]

THis is probably my favorite sketch of his

[CirrowProductions]

@theballer04 stfu

[theballer04]

@CirrowProductions Fuck you ya cocksucker

[MrJTML]

how you wanna helpp a baby, when you dont waana get out the car! xxxxxxxxD loll you da shitt, i live in da projects!!!!!!!!

[shazilla123]

a fuckin baby, sittin on the corner xDDDDDDD

[Bells27FatBoy9]

Im selling weed nigga

[amtorigrace]

57 STUPID HATER

[gi50dude]

gun store gun store liquor store gun store hahahaha lol

[werpo123]

"I gotta make a stop REAL QUICK!" LOL

[CRYST2SHELL]

this is classic

[heav2sexii]

dave chappelle<kevin hart

[SoloDolo784]

@heav2sexii put the crackpipe down

[treyangle78]

hey baby go home man its 3am what the fuck you doin up!

im sellin weed nigga

oh shit

lmfaoooooo!!!

[AltUnregistered]

@Brod708 What?

[SuperShaman15]

"gun store gun store liqour store gun store

[klite789]

@SuperShaman15 lmao

[SugarAndSpiceOhYea]

"Hello? Oh wusup nigga- wut? slow dow- wut? WHAT THE PHIUK?! NO! NO! NO! Fuck that nigga fuck it im on my way!!" Ahahahahaha, xD

[Sjt191441]

I love him I live near him but I'm joy exactly sure were he lives :( I yet to see him lol

[AlastorDarkAngel]

gun store gun store liquor store gun store WHERE THE FUCK YOU TAKING ME?! lol sounds about right.

[UnlimitedSeduction]

Fuck Chris Rock, hes good, but hes gotta catch up with Dave and Kat before being called 'great'. And dont get me started on Jerry fucking seinfeld.

[ILUVJEZUZ94]

@UnlimitedSeduction Chris rock is way better than Kat williams. Kat Williams is not funny.

[FreshJerrod]

@ILUVJEZUZ94 Stop trolling..

[ILUVJEZUZ94]

@FreshJerrod How is that trolling. Shutup.

[Dakota2147]

@ILUVJEZUZ94 no u

[FreshJerrod]

@ILUVJEZUZ94 Bec. if you liked his jokes more than Dave, than you should be watching his videos. But instead you come on Daves videos and say that he's better than Dave. That is trolling dumbass. Learn your shit kid...

[ILUVJEZUZ94]

@FreshJerrod I never said that genius. I said Chris rock is funnier than katt williams not Dave.

[paulisapler]

@UnlimitedSeduction You mean Kat needs to catch up with Dave and Chris. Rock's been doin' it for years. He INFLUENCED Dave Chappelle.

[sk8erfreak9242]

i like dave more than chris cause chris is kindof racist sounding

[J3ffHardy16]

the only thing funny about this is tht the driver prlly got shot

[jasin01]

old baby on the corner trick :) :)

[CrazyPuertoRicanKid]

57 feel for the old baby on the corner

[TheJordan4321]

every once in a while a crackhead would come up to a car and look in the window it was like jurassic park in shit. hey get outta here crackie. ha ha ha haifell out my seat laughing

[elfjorc]

Nobody puts Baby in the Corner

[dbkme80]

He coulda stoped at 1:15 and the crowd wouldn't of cared they was rollin

[SFKSuku]

57 people deserves to go to the ghetto

[SABONLADO]

gunstore gunstore liquor store gunstore , wtf????

[SteeVthePearl]

57 people deserve the electric chair

[LakersCA760]

Fuck u nigga i got kids to feed lmao dave is halarious

[TheEnigmaWarrior]

"A fuckin crackhead ran this way tick tick tick tick tick" xD

[PatrioticGiraffe1]

niggers iz funny yall

[Steveo903]

4500th LIKE NIGGA

[saidalghamdi]

stop imitating his jokes in you comments, its unneccessary

[timraiders81]

To funny

[SweetStangHeat]

This Man is Funny As Hell!

[freyaxleigh]

The ol' baby on the corner trick, eh

[antoinevikings]

" F**** you Ni*** i Got kids to feed " xD hahahaha

[Netherwolf6100]

When he was talkin about his limo driver, was anyone else picturing Snoop Dogg or am I the only one? XDDDD

[ugabulldogsbeast1]

Hey baby! Go home man it's three oclock in the mornin wat the fuck u still doin up?!.... I'm sellin weed nigga!!!

[Angelinaent]

Hello, whats up nigga, what? what the fuck slow down what? what the FUCK noo nooo nooooo fuck that nigga fuck it im on my way....

[luke34holmes]

dave: hey baby, stop sellin weed you got your whole life ahead of you.

baby: hey fuck you nigga i got kids to feed

hahahahaha lmao

[raquel3010]

gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store.... WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKIN' ME?!

[MrDjNandoMix1]

@0:53 Best Part Lmao :D

[yungvee23]

fuck you nigga i got kids ta feed lololol

[jermainOVA9000]

hey baby go home, stop sellin weed you got your whole life ahead of you

FUCK YOU MAN I GOT KIDS TO FEED

[iSmokepod]

I've watched this show like 12 times the last three months.. HEY BABY!!!

[imt0ogoodforyou]

LMAO THAT SHIT WAS LIKE JURASSIC PARK!!

[TheDylan516]

4:31 best f***en part LMAO

[airmax334]

4:07 LMAO!!

[nonofyall]

55 babies sell weed in the ghetto.

[bc1320]

55 people never been to the ghetto

[Ravixor]

"fuck you nigga i got kids to feed" HAHA

[AlternativeTaco]

GUN STORE,GUN STORE,LIQUOR STORE, WHERE THE FUCK YOU TAKING ME XD!!!!

[logan683]

FUCKIN CRACK HEAD RAN THIS WAY, TH TH TH TH!

THEN ANOTHER JUMPED OUT THE TREE ND SHIT.

LMFAO

dave,your the shit!! XD

[XHeavenlyNightStarX]

A, I gotta make a stop real quick!!!

[bunnyrocks69]

lmaooo

[Marashor]

TOO funny and very entertaining!

♥♥♥ Marashor ♥♥♥♥

[freakblade]

@canyonfisher well damn. Who put ur thong in a bunch?

[Joeykaratekid]

LMAO The cell phone conversation gets me everytime!! XDDD

[mrseximix]

wtf!?! noo noooo  nooo fuk dat nikka fuk it im on my way

[TheMojoMaximus]

"FUCK YOU NIGGA I GOT KIDS TO FEED!!"

[theomazeTV]

@TheMojoMaximus fuck you and everyone else who fucks it up and just puts the line, ruining it for others and getting thumbs up

[heart1core]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

[averagesuperhero786]

He has the PERFECT voice for comedy !!!

[canyonfisher]

im white and fuck the word nigga ur all niggers...i like dave chapelle the rest of u niggers can suck my dick

[coxi666]

@canyonfisher wow, I love racist HUMOUR, but you make me feel sick to be a white person

[AntnyDsmn]

@coxi666 then you obviously can't laugh at yourself then. I feel sorry for you.

[coxi666]

@AntnyDsmn did you not read his comment? I can laugh at myself, but i don't like people giving out the wrong message about white people. If we can not be friends with black people then why should black people befriend us? its 2011, i think racism has been here for long enough

[NaruCrazy2009]

He gets into some crazy ass situations doesn't he?

[Janiibopp]

i come here and watch this almost everyday!

[tobybakerII]

man this crap can't get any better

[cochino261]

54 ppl never been in da ghetto

[rickssimpala]

Malibu california

[LORMIKE101]

wat city is he talkin about..

[cochino261]

@LORMIKE101 washington dc

[Snakebloke]

FUNNIEST video he's ever done.

[KrazyMerch]

a fucking crack head ran this way *tsktsktsktsktsk* then another one jumped out a tree and shit *tsktsktsktsk*

[T2PLOAN]

i almost died laughing damm Davids the best of the best

[LyAndDePlus]

hey baby, baby go home its 3 o clock in the morning, what the Fuck you doing out!?

[stephanienyc1]

fuck you nigga i got kids to feed!

[pouderpuff]

HEY BABY!

[Chaoskiller34]

"Fuck you nigga i got kids to feed"!!!!! LMAO!

[iScreamPWN]

eyy get outta here cracky 

[fudgepie23]

Funniest shit ever