You know they're making fun of this... but this is how it's going to be one day... It's already has been started with the luggage crap and paying for drinks and food...
I just flew recently on Spirit Airlines and I felt like this! The flight was super cheap ($9), but then they made you pay for everything including carry-on that goes above the seat, water, and extra for a suitcase that weighs more than 40lbs. Huge change from Delta, where a small snack and beverage was free.
DON`T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. U WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY D LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE D BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF U DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS, DON`T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 & YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
@TheSunmanho U R Fuckin Ignorrant And Rasict! Im Black And How Do You Make US Feel!?!?! How Would U Lik It If I Called Yhuur A White Ugly Ass Wigga!?!?! Exactly. Bhuut I Would Neva Do That Becuz Im Kool With White People. SO Ignorant...
I flew from amsterdam to toronto with KLM a dutch airline and I got about 4 free heinekens on the way aswell as snacks, meals and blankets headsets with tvs for every seat without having to pay any extra....same with the German Wings flight I took to prague, free beers, its seems to be only north american airlines that are a rip off.
@beaglegirl345 nope didn't u hear? the flight attendant may or may not chose to pass down the aisle which means no snacks...sorry it's exactly like now
I can't believe they canceled mad tv, after how long it was on. SNL isn't funny at all, well the old casts and skits were funny but now it is just shit.
You know its funny. The only difference between then and now is now, they make you pay for things that are usually free and take away others. like blankets. and bathrooms.
Looking at this pamphlet is $3.. *puts it back quickly* looking at the pamphlet and putting back quickly is $4... I know that woman is thinking "BULLSHIT!"
Haha Love it! Reminds me of how our Irish low cost airline - Ryanair (aka Ryanscare lol) - is gonna start charging to use the toilets on board ha ha They even wanna install poles on the aircraft so you can hold onto them and stand like when you take the bus lol
@dpohunter I believe the airline you are talking about costs almost nothing to fly on. Like, you pay a few euros to get on, then you pay 45 euros for each bag, and then other things as well.
Umm excuse me but I like in the us and the flights are wonderful here we have TV for eatch seat and food galore. So if u think it is the USA u probly have never been on a USA air plain so shut the fuck up
@butcrackalacka not all "plains" are the same, there's first class, that's probably what has the TVs, cabin doesn't. It depends on how much you pay. Actually in cabin it is like that, at least with snacks and food.
Ryanair jokingly mentioned they'd install pay toilets in the plane. Heh heh, joking right? Hawaiian Airlines got to be pretty bad. No more 'special' meals for people that don't eat animals, and $5 for the movie even if you use your own headphones.
isn't that the guy from the old spice commericals?
Jabarichonicles 2 weeks ago
im gana make a company exactly like this and all of madtv will work there as funniest airport staff
vampmutous 4 weeks ago
I would not that kind of airline if this was real
Jabbawocker123 1 month ago
yeah, this sounds about right.
Evilektr0nyka 1 month ago
My girl asked me to pay $10 for watching this video... damn...
G0DsFuneral 2 months ago
did anyone catch lavatory are in the airport not the airplane?
CalvinsStudios 2 months ago
126 people work for the airline! IMAO!
kfki 4 months ago
what happens if our allergic to peanuts?
CalvinsStudios 5 months ago
What is this world coming to?
webkinzhorses 5 months ago
Once mask is on..to start the flow of oxygen kindly pay your flight attendant $76 and 63 cents..as always..exact change is appreciated :)
Nitro192 5 months ago
sounds like a Ryanair Flight to me
DHollerific 6 months ago 2
Its 2011 23:25 in holland :) on 18 juli monday
fmxfreak1990 6 months ago 2
LOL She doesn't even care about the seat belt purchasing and us dying in a plane crash!!!
directorman98 6 months ago 6
"We've never paid for seatbelts before!" *cold silence*
Adrian22Frets 6 months ago 4
Besides the TSA, this is why I stopped flying
lala1431silva 6 months ago
more commited to get your money more like!!
speedyeggbert2009 7 months ago 2
LOL.
RETROGEMS 7 months ago
Nicole Parker is a comic genius; watch her Rachel Ray skit, it's f***kin hilarious.
grammaton6leric 7 months ago
wow you pay 91.63 dollars in total for all that stuff..90.63 if you didn't put the panflit back
NicoleSaysHi1 7 months ago
You know they're making fun of this... but this is how it's going to be one day... It's already has been started with the luggage crap and paying for drinks and food...
HallowsReign23 7 months ago 3
LOL!
speedyeggbert2009 8 months ago
Shes a Nice White Lady.
withagunxxxx 8 months ago
wow
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DramaticDivaDev 8 months ago
@Sonicrocks77 It's free. You only have to pay $433.21 to use the door handle and stairs (available separately).
ctxppc 8 months ago
Lol this is america in 3 months
gsmit1034 8 months ago 4
good thing the hole in the roof happened on southwest. if it were american airlines they would have charged a $25 sunroof fee
frodoshop 8 months ago 4
lol!
tdottchickk 8 months ago
I'd kik them in d balls and take it
supersaiyanforever 8 months ago
..Now, just how much to get off the plane?
Sonicrocks77 8 months ago
i remember looking forward to saturday nights so i could watch some good ole por..............i mean MAD TV
RBpowered240 9 months ago
124 people had to pay for seat belts
TheAghaShow 9 months ago 3
thumbs up if ur watchin this durin 2011
608stewie 9 months ago 13
i would go on an airplane except for the fact that the tsa is around
TheKosuko213 9 months ago
I just flew recently on Spirit Airlines and I felt like this! The flight was super cheap ($9), but then they made you pay for everything including carry-on that goes above the seat, water, and extra for a suitcase that weighs more than 40lbs. Huge change from Delta, where a small snack and beverage was free.
jheanellt 9 months ago
hands down, this airline is owned by Mr. Krabs.
ActionMovieBuff 9 months ago 69
Fucking bitch...
mamaluigi123451 10 months ago
Cheap ass Plane .
kkgirl300 10 months ago
lol 0:15
lilkay95 10 months ago
and that hw the air line earn money
HandfulofComments 10 months ago
Ryanair
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MegaShadow183 10 months ago
The flight attendant MIGHT come by lol and IF she CHOOSES to she will give each of you ONE peanut lmaooooooo
17CollegeKid 11 months ago
Now I know some of you are still concerned with getting there safely...enjoy your flight. Lmao!
TooAwesomeYaDigg 11 months ago
haha what airline was that hahaha wish i had mad tv in the uk
reg805 11 months ago
lol nice! 07 ROCKED!
mrseximix 11 months ago
I miss Mad TV! This stuff is hilarious.
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BeatJunkie29 11 months ago
pee not free :(
epica06 11 months ago
Aint this the truth. Im surprised we are not paying for seat belts now a days.
CadetCPL2606 11 months ago
Now i know what your thinking we never payed for seatbelts before.....one we reach are cruising altitudes lol without giving reason why
abblue93 11 months ago
I live in Canada so we get snacks for free
youtoo124365 1 year ago 2
WTF?!?!!?!?!
Xiah123 1 year ago
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TheSunmanho 1 year ago
@TheSunmanho U R Fuckin Ignorrant And Rasict! Im Black And How Do You Make US Feel!?!?! How Would U Lik It If I Called Yhuur A White Ugly Ass Wigga!?!?! Exactly. Bhuut I Would Neva Do That Becuz Im Kool With White People. SO Ignorant...
smartyshort 7 months ago
@smartyshort
I deleted my comment
TheSunmanho 7 months ago
@TheSunmanho Well Thank U And Plz Never Post Anything Like That Again I Just Get So Emotinal When People R Rascit
smartyshort 7 months ago
I laughed my ass off..
TFWC88 1 year ago
HAHA ryanair parody
interactivethingy 1 year ago
One word to describe this parody: Ryanair
kmen92norway 1 year ago 2
Lol i love nicole.
beserker1912 1 year ago
lo lol lol
Typhanix 1 year ago
I don't think that people get the oxygen mask part ._. She said it will POP DOWN free of charge, but not start oxygen flow.
DIMATIF 1 year ago 3
and my family ask me why I never want to take a plane to mexico
sinisterskills17 1 year ago
@sinisterskills17 Because you take skits really seriously o_0? XD heheh
kilssj2250 1 year ago
lmfao
theprankster234 1 year ago
I flew from amsterdam to toronto with KLM a dutch airline and I got about 4 free heinekens on the way aswell as snacks, meals and blankets headsets with tvs for every seat without having to pay any extra....same with the German Wings flight I took to prague, free beers, its seems to be only north american airlines that are a rip off.
dutchgti8 1 year ago 2
Just give $100 and say "keep the change"
Protector1660 1 year ago
$ 75.63 cents hahaha exact change my ass!
danielchakraborty30 1 year ago
@pwkn0 I caught that and i was thats fucked up!!! going 14 hrs with out a restroom, now that would suck
PunkRocker1463 1 year ago
Buy a release lap for $7. LOL
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LAKMINIAVINDRA 1 year ago
Did anyone catch when she said "Lavatories are located at the front and rear of the airport"? Not on the plane lol
pwkn0 1 year ago 372
@pwkn0 um...duh that was the joke :D
TheCake1099 1 year ago
@pwkn0 that was the joke genius
Thushanth20 1 year ago 2
@Thushanth20 I know, genius.
pwkn0 1 year ago
@pwkn0 Good catch...I missed it in the first go. Super hilarious skit.
cathy0007 1 year ago
@pwkn0
She said that because they didn't want to spend money for one on the plane,
so they make you go to the bathroom at the airport.
Paramorefan298 10 months ago
@pwkn0 She ment the airport though. Lol
Mario78718 10 months ago
@pwkn0 yeah, the laughtrack did
ratsrock411 9 months ago
@pwkn0 That's the joke, durr.
FROZYO 8 months ago
@pwkn0 Because the point is that the plane sucks so bad that it doesn't even have bathrooms on it, and they are only at the airport.
2536b 6 months ago
@pwkn0 I think that was suppose to be the point that their are no lavatories
AkotubeByHamdan 6 months ago
@pwkn0 it's because there are no lavatories on the plane, thats the point.
ilovefunnyvideos216 5 months ago
@pwkn0 351 likes? Oh My Guacamole :)
SkyDragonCEO 5 months ago
At least that flight gives out snacks, now we don't get anything for free
beaglegirl345 1 year ago 5
@beaglegirl345 nope didn't u hear? the flight attendant may or may not chose to pass down the aisle which means no snacks...sorry it's exactly like now
gimmelangels 1 year ago
Exact changes appreciated!
WeatherNowOnline 1 year ago 4
first mad tv thing i've seen that doesn't swear
WeatherNowOnline 1 year ago 5
The charge to enter the airplane is $1.
GuitarHeroOsbourne 1 year ago
If this was real.
I would never get on that damn plane (:
NiKKiBSEXCii 1 year ago
What would happen you play this video on the plane?
yelnam2manley 1 year ago
LOL! "change for a 20?"
"I can't breathe!'
YESHUAISMERCIFUL 1 year ago
Soo freaking true
TheClockworkQuill 1 year ago
I would charge off that plane so fast...
NinjaRacoonDelta 1 year ago
safety my ass
guiltduke 1 year ago
They should have called this skit "Air Canada -.-"
juxmook 1 year ago 3
I can't believe they canceled mad tv, after how long it was on. SNL isn't funny at all, well the old casts and skits were funny but now it is just shit.
cammarkgross 1 year ago 215
@cammarkgross SNL sucks elmo's testicles
beepbeepimaification 1 year ago
@cammarkgross In cartoon network they put a mad tv for kids!!! its retard
PedroyItatiFan 1 year ago
@cammarkgross It lasted a lot longer than the other attempts to beat SNL, so you gotta give it that. I LOVED THIS SHOW!
whatuswattingat 11 months ago
@cammarkgross how long is each episode how many jokes does it has and how much episodes per season?
LucaTurilli89 10 months ago
@cammarkgross
SNL is so lame.
MrPikmin16 6 months ago
@cammarkgross Yeah I was sad when they canceled mad tv. It had some of the funniest skits. I still consider it the best comedy sketch show.
ebochica 6 months ago
They r bringing in new planes that have no seats so u have 2 stand the WHOLE flight
chease5699 1 year ago
@chease5699 My uncle and I spent nearly an hour talking about that while I was waiting for my flight back home this summer.
TheClockworkQuill 1 year ago
hahahahahahaaha thats funny
Skatergirlvmk 1 year ago
Meh Still beats Ryanair
TheDanielBudd 1 year ago
Damn if it's already that expensive I wonder how it would be on 1st class seat.
CptMole 1 year ago 2
why did they cancel madtv?it was better than any other show!:(
neidyne 1 year ago
Attendent: The charge for sitting in one of our seats is $350....
Passenger: I already paid.....
Attendent: You paid to get on the plane not to sit and air cost $50 per breath.
Passenger: WTF!!
Attendent: Enjoy your flight on American Airlines! *smiles*
coolsims94 1 year ago 5
LMAOOOOO!i!...OH MY GOD!!!!
SuperCaNtStAnDiT 1 year ago
Don't give Ryanair any ideas!!!!
Dutchguycooking 1 year ago 3
lmao that would suck haha
brittaneyUSA 1 year ago
Even Bill Gates couldn't afford to ride THIS airline!
johnnymccraze 1 year ago 6
ftw this is fucked up
darkplayer64 1 year ago
DEFINATLEY AIR CANADA!
3dgflames 1 year ago
The front and the rear of the airport? Why'd she say airport?
FROZYO 1 year ago
@FROZYO
clearly no bathrooms on the plane
ftwRawR 1 year ago
cause there is no bathrooms on the plane
darkplayer64 1 year ago
@FROZYO cause shes saying there is no washrooms on the plane..
lui4real 1 year ago
coughcoughcoughFUCK YOU GEORGE W BUSHcoughcoughcough
fraroc 1 year ago 4
You know its funny. The only difference between then and now is now, they make you pay for things that are usually free and take away others. like blankets. and bathrooms.
zacandashleys1fan 1 year ago
this is like Delta
kkgirl300 1 year ago
Ryanair in the next few years
olier1 1 year ago
American Airlines gonna be the first to introduce this very soon. They were the first to charge fees for the checked in baggage.
praveenkmohanram 1 year ago
@praveenkmohanram They were also 1st 2 charge 4 drinks and snacks! southwest airlines r great!
rainbowgirl678 1 year ago
wow wow thats a rip off
thelilspokey 1 year ago
#OMG its Ryanair!
lolliepop90 1 year ago
anyone know waht happen to mad tv???
MrAlexithymiaGreen 1 year ago
lol
TheNeilspencer 1 year ago
wtf! people may go bankrupt goin on these airlines
bluazn 1 year ago
LOL to Jordan,Crista and Arden..
LainZyro 1 year ago
This is why I don't ride airplanes. I rather travel in rental car. At least I get to do a lot of site seeing and buy what I want to eat.
zoohlub2003 1 year ago
this is the future of airlines if things continue....
dalecampbl7 1 year ago
Her face is perfect love it
shuaib519 1 year ago 3
bullshit airlines!
heisan88 1 year ago
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This is starting to turn into reality...sucks.
Minfire 1 year ago
This is starting to turn into reality...sucks.
Minfire 1 year ago
Looking at this pamphlet is $3.. *puts it back quickly* looking at the pamphlet and putting back quickly is $4... I know that woman is thinking "BULLSHIT!"
Clanitz 1 year ago
Haha Love it! Reminds me of how our Irish low cost airline - Ryanair (aka Ryanscare lol) - is gonna start charging to use the toilets on board ha ha They even wanna install poles on the aircraft so you can hold onto them and stand like when you take the bus lol
Haasie13 1 year ago
laughed throughout the whole vid
SakuraiKenichi 1 year ago
hahaha american airlines
hiphopcherry96 1 year ago
ive always wanted to take an airplane without a belt :D
KiRiBaTi1990 1 year ago
lol that better be Israeli Airlines
Bluedeviant 1 year ago
We laugh about this now...but it'sgetting to be more and more like this in realty. I
just heard there's a European airline that's going to start charging to use the lav!
dpohunter 1 year ago
@dpohunter I believe the airline you are talking about costs almost nothing to fly on. Like, you pay a few euros to get on, then you pay 45 euros for each bag, and then other things as well.
deste23 1 year ago
I know some of you are concerned about your safety... enjoy your flight
ROFL xDDD
dsim200000 1 year ago 2
I Am uploading season one of mad TV on my channel with the original cast members. Go to my channel to watch the episodes.
MadTvClassics 1 year ago
The new British airways service curtesy of willie walsh.
muscleboyt1 1 year ago
DOES ANYBODY HAVE CANGE FOR A 20
bobthedemon9311 1 year ago 4
rofl
CaramellDancenAnime 1 year ago
Those guys are lucky!! they actually got a peanut!
FoxNoctom 1 year ago 3
lol lol lmao jewish plane
gojcaj11 1 year ago
@gojcaj11 how did u know that
dsim200000 1 year ago
@dsim200000 only jews would charge money for things like that jk
gojcaj11 1 year ago
what is this the Israeli Airlines???
MrSpieldose 1 year ago
lmfao.:)
Taylorade100 1 year ago
theyre obviously parodying Ryanair as theyve started costs for using the toilet...
lolliepop90 1 year ago 47
hahah that'd fucking suck if that was what actaully happened..
Iizdacool 1 year ago 5
WHAT THE HELL! HAHA!
xiiaomint 1 year ago
lol!.. "to start the flow of oxygen, pay your flight attendant" ..haha
pnldk 1 year ago
@TheAbaby well im sorry i have Dyslexia. its a reading desability witch makes it hard to spell and read!!
butcrackalacka 1 year ago
buttcrackalacka u dont spell plane like that you stupid retard
TheAbaby32 1 year ago 2
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butcrackalacka 1 year ago
LOL
hemigtx 1 year ago 3
uh i think i dont want to fly on that plane anyone else with me? XD
coolmu9 1 year ago 6
Umm excuse me but I like in the us and the flights are wonderful here we have TV for eatch seat and food galore. So if u think it is the USA u probly have never been on a USA air plain so shut the fuck up
butcrackalacka 1 year ago
@butcrackalacka not all "plains" are the same, there's first class, that's probably what has the TVs, cabin doesn't. It depends on how much you pay. Actually in cabin it is like that, at least with snacks and food.
stryker1500 1 year ago 2
AA sucks
btw AA means american airlines
nuttykoko 1 year ago
The charge for looking at the pamphlet and putting it back quickley is four dollars!!!! lol
jennettemccurdy1010 1 year ago 6
1:02 The charge for looking at the safety pamplet is $3. The charge for looking at the afety pamplet and quickly putting it back is $4.
erikster382 1 year ago 54
US Airways?!?!
dante144 1 year ago
Ryanair jokingly mentioned they'd install pay toilets in the plane. Heh heh, joking right? Hawaiian Airlines got to be pretty bad. No more 'special' meals for people that don't eat animals, and $5 for the movie even if you use your own headphones.
hotlavatube 1 year ago
I wish it was like that in real airplanes XD
4evil2me 1 year ago
We're getting there, don't worry!
toocheaptobuyatripod 1 year ago 3
"The charge for looking at this pamphlet and putting it back quickly is four dollars."
ITISJOHN 2 years ago
lmfao
WYBORAWODKA 2 years ago
why was madtv cancelled much better than snl
steve89z 2 years ago 157
@steve89z thats true its was lyk the best comedy and skits show ive ever saw.the actors and comedians were great.
ecrump10 2 years ago