In 2006 Alice's daughter Calico Cooper starred in the motion picture Puppy which has become a cult classic home and abroad (Europe). We had the honor of creating the theme song for this cult classic. Hope you enjoy this as much as we did making it!
I know. I seen a comment where it said his middle name and last name. The person who put it thought that was his real name without a middle name. Just listing fist and last names.
@lesterclaypool1 Actually he does, albeit to a very basic level. He played guitar during the song 'I'm Eighteen' throughout the 1998 Backyeard Babies tour.
He can play enough on most instruments, including piano and harmonica, to compose, but he is by no means the "guitar god" that josephmcparland suggested.
I did go to a show kalled ''operation rock n roll'' in 94. There was, Motor head, Judas priest, dangerous toys, theatre of pain and cooper. that was fucking sick. 12 hours of pure metal. alice was the last to perform and he was amasing. Still he is...
Believe it or not, Alice is actually an awesome golfer too. Although it is funny to picture him on the course in full make up, having the caddy hold his snake while he putts.
@sareusepeus if it weren't for him dave mustaine would probably be dead by now, watch the "rockumentay" on megadeth the one that's split in 11 parts really cool...
Europe is made up of many countries; France, Italy, Britain, Gallifrey, Spain etc. Many different cultures, languages and accents, meaning it is impossible to speak European
The two 'playing' played a song, and Alice got it, and the host asked if he had done any acting, so Alice decided to act like he didn't know the answer...
I don't think this pogo guy is for real. No one could be that stupid, but then (MissSouth Carolina etc.) To consider films like harold&kumar to be great shows a lack of brains. The only good recent us comedy shows (chappelle's show, curb your enthusiasm) are entirely black/jewish humour, not american. Your top standup is dane cook, the funniest thing about him is he stole jokes that weren't even good! South Park owe a debt of thanks to Terry Gilliam of Python. You lack any notion of subtlety.
Sorry no, you will probably still be arguing over which countries comedy is better, when lets face it, nationality has FUCK ALL to do with how funny someone is.
and so up there arse about there own country is the best thay cant belive it if another country is better at something than them, why is it england you hate the most?
listen right quick Tea breath. is not England that I hate beside their abunch of hypocrite sorry asses like you, and we had to toughen up the accent a bit but is people like you I hate. I enjoy some part of england was cool, but when i met with kids like you, it always your asses that get knock down before anyone else. beside that england is pretty fun just that their comedy fucking blows.
the fuckin people like me, what was your first comment?
im just as much as a hypocrite sorry ass as you, were both arguing the same way.
our comedy is not shit its better than any other country except yours were about the same in some ways, you need to actually take time to watch some of ours and realize that we are not that shit, and not just watch the ones that are toss like mr bean which you kept on repeating.
that all you guys are famous for, alright from this stand it sound like you want peace? anyways that comment you quoted "our comedy is not shit its better than any other country EXCEPT yours were about the same in some ways" I did mention i like other country comedy but yours right? anyways somehow you miss that but not to worry though. Anyways I still don't like UK stand up Sorry jack ass doesn't work that way. anyways ours is still better It more "Diverse". :)
alright fair enough you dont like our stand up and i dont like yours, just leave it at that, we both think our own country is better, this is how its always gonna be between us.
im stickin by the fact that england is better than u at stand up thats one thing il never try n hide, u are just being ignorant just listening to what americans say course ther gona say americas better at it there american.
thinking that england is great because your are england and assuming that any other country are shitty stand up shows your the biggest ignorant fucker around here, I have mention i've seen other stand up from different country just that england fucking sucks at their stand up anyways my point is you shouldn't be allowed to use the word ignorant if we already know england alone is a ignorant country.
I would love to tell you how much I wish youd get cancer and die, but unfortunately cancer has higher standards than that. Oh well, hopefully youll get gunned down by one of your shit-for-brains gun toting american nutcase friends. Or perhaps set your own firearm off in your face as you rigorously wank it off. Either way Ill be glad when youre dead you sorry excuse for a shit stain. Now fuck off and die already.
dude why do you have to tell me that for? because i stated a point already? and Cancer wow you really have the hated looks like your the one with the cancer or a family you had cancer, Good serve you right :D hate isn't the answer because Cancer is Hate and that what you have. dude your talking to me like if i Kick you in the balls or something I guess somewhere around the line I already have. Serve you right again >:D
Jesus assfucking Christ, dont reply to me again! You are barely fucking literate and its a pain to read! Actually scratch that, reply away, I dont care. Youll still have shit for brains and Ill still be ignoring you.
we do not assume every country is shit ur turning the whole thing around now i said before the reason i said you were ignorant is becoz if you look back you were the first one to say which country is better at comedy, and that we are totally shit i never said that about you until you wouldnt STFU u kept on being arrogant about ur comedy, ur country is ignorant becoz its shocking how many people are so niive about other countrys.
Dont you know people are the same all over the world? No matter where you go, people are the same. lighten up everyone. Why do people fight? Here are good examples. I'm American, it was funny, Alice thought it was funny too!!
hey jerk off of europe, incase your forgetting your here talking about ass kicking while i'm just here saying you guys are wussies and tell bad jokes but you already want to fight, so no peace shouldn't start by you, the last time asshole like you wanted to have peace was over Africa with the Titsie vs the Huto tribes and look how it ended up, like shit! not to mention ww2 non of you fucker wanted to have the jews with you guys so you send them to israel and look hell is going loose no peace!
we all have euro trash in ourself dumb ass, the point is he doesn't speak with a english accent, he speak with an American! accent you have to get over that. Anyways we already been beaten the England comedy, because it a piece of shit, no one ever heard of your side of comedy and when they do, they don't even know what so funny beside their nasty ass Tea breath fake ass australian. And really pretty sure you guys know more american stand up better than your sorry asses
sorry but no we dont no more american stand ups we actually no hardly any, people in this country dont look up to american stand ups we dont know any we dont want to know about your shite stand ups, your just weird you just come up with something weird every comment whats all this shite about australians? english say arse thats how we say it, so shut up alice seems 2 think were funny so you have to hate him now, am never gona change my mind about comedy i no we are better, you aint beat us m8.
Listen i know you have lost of memory due to your fuck up medicinal issues and all that because i already explain it was just for a show he pretending to laugh along with you guys because dipshit like you pay him. now You can't face reality from what you showed me already because you want to believe england has a better stand up, which we both know that a lie. But anyways what done it done American stand up england and england had to cover up a lie telling their people their the greatest
this is not a cover up i know that we are really good with stand ups, he did get payed but why the fuck would he get paid to laugh?, like he would get forced 2. if you didnt understand anything they said on that it says it all you realy ar slow and dnt get it? u cum up with the most shite every comment.
dont sey eurotrash! or the brits wil beat ur ass. lols. im everything!! german, italian, irish, english to name a few, EUROPEANS ARE EVERYWHERE! YAY! 'k now im rambling, im gunna fetch my medication
all brits can do is tell me some bad jokes and throw tea, while we carry our rifles or bats or our bear mitts to knock out shitty eurotrash like you around and toughen up the english language.
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wtf u thinki ur havin a go @ me 4 u shitty little white trash?! hmm! dont even go there u want 2 b genophobic then go ahead, whatever, u racist arse hole. Oh, we dont need to toughen up our language since we took over how many continents?
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It true, did i hit a G spot somewhere in you? Sorry to say but you guys do sound gay as fuck. good for you, you took over some amount of continent, while Spaniard Control just about every where! a lot more than you fags have. it the truth, if not ask any Asian, native American, south American how they know about Jesus? through Spain killing and controlling them all, anyways didn't you fags lost India over a couple of talks? LOL pussys
this makes as much sense as US foreign policy, as well as a total lack of general brains. India went back 2 the Indians because we knew that imperialism was outdated...the US arestill trying to colonize afghanistan and iraq, AND FAILING. Oh and the whole world collectively cheered when you got your asses handed to you by a few Vietnamese Communists.
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just like you failed on germany, what we american have what you guys don't is trying, just like going back to the civil war american against england and we still kick your asses for our freedom, anyways the war against vietnamese i well say bravo, because no one in the history of war has made a under ground battle! put your lack of brains together name one battle where they made underground tunnels with traps on during a jungle. NONE just the viet you dumb asses would've of lost too dip shit.
I've been reading you comments and I'd just like to say only some Brith people think Brirish comedy is the best, I like this Iranian comedian call Omid Djalili, and Rich Hall, an American who i think is hilarious, also, British Comedy is not shit, i know i can't change your opinion, but have you ever seeen Mock the Week, its hosted by Dara O'Brien, an Irishman, and Americans also like our comedy (not all of them) and't don't just say that they are pretending because you can't say the opinions of
I agree with your point that British comedy is performed by people from all nations, but Omid, although Iranian, considers himself British. It's a very multinational country, which makes our comedy style very varied and unique - a great combination of the 'classic' dry British wit and elements from all over the world!
Ermmmm..... What is your point, honey? "Ya Arse hole like you it Ass stupid ass"....are you in denial about something ? As well as dementedly rambling, you are not making much sense there old Bean....calm down, and have a nice cup of tea......there....thats better, isn't it.....
Hi all! wowsah! this posting has started a race-war!!...just thought I'd add my twopenny worth to all the above.....
Who gives a flying one what Alice did during 9/11....what did YOU do???. ( He never started the thing anyway...Bush n' Blair did. oh, and those Kerrazzy fucked up Religious plane fliers...).
Katie Meluas Number is 606 8102. leave a message...
There is nothing wrong with being gay...much better than being a retard.
Alice Cooper farrgin Rules. end of. Ohh, my head...
when mark lemar was there they had alice cooper, dani filth, and bruce dickinson. so much better then
tyfe1994 2 months ago
@tyfe1994 they also had Slash, Lemmy and Meatloaf :P
TheIndigobeef 2 months ago
Wow, they don't get guests like Alice any more!
mushroom1212 4 months ago
@mushroom1212 true, but Alice did host recently so give them credit for that.
00Manga0Lover00 3 weeks ago
Love ;)
forakaren 4 months ago
I think he aged 20 years ahead of his time. lol
juicespirit 5 months ago
Alice has my cheezburger, Alice has my soul
Daazbee 6 months ago
I bumped into alice cooper when i came to england to see billy elliot, he was with his wife , best moment of my life
kylethesmith 7 months ago
@kylethesmith that sounded really cool till you said billy elliot
tclol1 7 months ago
@tclol1 I didnt want to go, i went with my school on a trip and we had to see it
kylethesmith 7 months ago
I photographed Alice in 75 and 77. To see the shots go to 70srockphotos (.com)
mrianmark 7 months ago
In 2006 Alice's daughter Calico Cooper starred in the motion picture Puppy which has become a cult classic home and abroad (Europe). We had the honor of creating the theme song for this cult classic. Hope you enjoy this as much as we did making it!
RadioStarSF2 7 months ago
@SiolGhoraidh Yeah its called plastic surgery haha
BGthedrummer 8 months ago
I know. I seen a comment where it said his middle name and last name. The person who put it thought that was his real name without a middle name. Just listing fist and last names.
aliciabrooke1000 9 months ago
whos the girl ?
3M00RI 10 months ago
That's not his real name. It's Vincent Damon Furnier.
aliciabrooke1000 10 months ago
@aliciabrooke1000 he changed his name legaly too alice cooper in the mid 70s
axe456 9 months ago
Katie Melua! She is from the country I was born - Georgia! Awesome :D
MoonchildMindaugas2 11 months ago 2
Alice coopers real name is Dorian grey !"!
piprobins 1 year ago 2
@piprobins I hope you're joking!
MigOnThaG 11 months ago
i saw alice cooper like 3 years ago it was fucking unbelievable it was sick
DeathLoney 1 year ago
@SiolGhoraidh When you get to max level...you stop leveling
DeoMachina 1 year ago
watch?v=46CNp89_52Y
fondoogle 1 year ago
I LOVE KATIE MELUAAAA
PoetAndPendolum 1 year ago
does anyone listen to alices radio show on weekday mornings??? im normally really depressed through the day when i cant listen to him :)
chill579 1 year ago
ahahah didnt knew lynch was on the show 1:25
MetalDark009 1 year ago
they want their joke back! lol
ajmf35029 1 year ago
i like that even on a quiz show at 1.41 he still has time to point out whos going to die soon lol
ant851114 1 year ago
@SiolGhoraidh 100th person 2 like that
TheGingaSlayer 1 year ago
why is alice not doing the music, hes like a gutiar god??
jordanmcpartland 1 year ago
@jordanmcpartland He dose'nt play the guitar..
TheOtherJMan 1 year ago
@jordanmcpartland He is not playing the "gutiar"...
TheOtherJMan 1 year ago
@TheOtherJMan welll he sings, so why doesnt he be the person who sings in this round and not guess.
jordanmcpartland 1 year ago
@jordanmcpartland
You must be thinking of someone else, hon.
Alice Cooper doesn't play the guitar.
lesterclaypool1 1 year ago
@lesterclaypool1 Actually he does, albeit to a very basic level. He played guitar during the song 'I'm Eighteen' throughout the 1998 Backyeard Babies tour.
publicanimal9 1 year ago
@publicanimal9
He can play enough on most instruments, including piano and harmonica, to compose, but he is by no means the "guitar god" that josephmcparland suggested.
lesterclaypool1 1 year ago
I love Mark Lamarr's little prop-gags!
MrBuch169169 1 year ago
Turn, Turn, Turn, by the Byrds. ;) AND I got it Before Alice.
QueenMAB418 1 year ago
@SiolGhoraidh it the keith richards syndrom
Guitarzan1111 1 year ago
"that was the mid-nineties calling, they wanted their joke back" :')
Jeffo193 1 year ago
.....gotta love the Coop!
Seen him live 4 times over the years, never saw him do a bad gig.
jaymzerock 1 year ago 2
Alice is THE coolest guy I have ever met!
Oldmothercath 1 year ago
@Oldmothercath You have met Alice Cooper?
gautski1 1 year ago
@gautski1 YES I met Alice at last years Glasgow gig. Apart from my hubby (who arranged it) he really is the coolest guy I've met!
Oldmothercath 1 year ago 2
@Oldmothercath Met him have you...you don't like to mention it
benrfc 6 months ago
alice may be thinking: what the hell i'm doing here?
wizaex93 1 year ago
my mom swears she had sex with alice cooper in the 70s. i dont believe her.
zombietvchannel2 1 year ago 3
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Numero80 1 year ago
@zombietvchannel2 Why on earth would anyone's mom lie about that?
moremoxi 1 year ago
@zombietvchannel2
She may have done. Alice and Sheryl didn't meet until the "Welcome to my Nightmare" tour rehearsals in 1975..
lesterclaypool1 1 year ago
@MANofINACTION Katie Melua
thinislove92 1 year ago
Alice= LEGEND!!
NEVERLEAVEORFORSAKE 1 year ago 2
what episode is this from?
and does anyone else see the stricking resemblance between ben stiller and alice cooper?
thepatchworkheart 1 year ago
@SiolGhoraidh alice is awesome, hes apparently a great golfer to.
nitrogif 1 year ago
this show used to have some proper guests, not like these days' 'stars'...
ThePiusFamily 1 year ago 3
Mr. Alice Cooper is...from here to eternity...and more!!!
silviamalmsteen 1 year ago 2
Alice Cooper. What a F*cking Legend. I salute you, sir.
IWantLandingSnow 1 year ago 7
Alice looks and sounds like tom cruise, but cooler
SaintGenocide 2 years ago 26
Is that even possible ??
manlykghost 2 years ago
i think so, just cut off his hair and give him some make up remover and hey presto
SaintGenocide 2 years ago
classic
Sronpop 2 years ago 2
Alice is sexy
ziggylives1 2 years ago 36
i reali hope mark lamarr comes back to haost never mind the buzzcocks one day. i honestly think he made the show 10 times more funnier
GreatBritishGamers 2 years ago 5
thank god, someone else with some sense.
Simon amstell is funny, but you cant beat mark lamarr
spazymarkdl 2 years ago 3
I think this is a lot funnier if you dont live in america lmao XD
Lemmyshruya4o 2 years ago 4
Noice.
WondrousBurrito 2 years ago
they kinda look the same o-O
TeamFortressHeavy 2 years ago
I'm seeing Alice Cooper in Glasgow :)
QueenBeesandWannabes 2 years ago 3
That's awesome. I hope you have a great time. :) I've never seen him live lol.
kmryan182 2 years ago 2
OMG! Alice Cooper looks like Steve Carrell in 30 years! If he ever decides to wear eyeliner.
Merryn66 2 years ago 12
Spot on! :)
freethis222 2 years ago
ive always sed that and my friends disagree !! lol deffo does
vinniemooreufo 2 years ago
lol nice one. you made my day, in fact you made my week, thanks mate!
Videomakerpro 2 years ago
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Ha, I do what I can.
Merryn66 2 years ago
lol thanks! keep rocking!
Videomakerpro 2 years ago
i love 0:22, katie sounds like a children's tv presenter :)
leela145 2 years ago
Alice is such a cool guy !!! ...Yeah !!....lol
HeavyMetalThunderss 2 years ago
I did go to a show kalled ''operation rock n roll'' in 94. There was, Motor head, Judas priest, dangerous toys, theatre of pain and cooper. that was fucking sick. 12 hours of pure metal. alice was the last to perform and he was amasing. Still he is...
RRebel666 2 years ago 3
peopole, Bill Baily is there too, check out some of his videos. He's awesome and so is cooper
TributesAndCovers 2 years ago
Alice Cooper is such a legend..going to his uk tour in december....yesssss
ziggylives1 2 years ago 12
I went to his show in October and it was fucking amazing, you're gonna enjoy yourself for sure.
feardom13 2 years ago 5
Me too :) You'll love it, I saw it in Berlin in December, going again this November in Manchester - legend!
armouredamazon 2 years ago
Ah NMTB was great back then, with brilliant guests too... Alice Cooper, Slash, Dave Mustaine, Lemmy...
Look at it now Mark has gone, alas...
EyeOfTheTornado 2 years ago 5
Alice Cooper
fuck me he is legend
xxxheyabitchesxxx 2 years ago 7
id hold alice's snake ^^
15HeavyMetalHead333 2 years ago 4
Believe it or not, Alice is actually an awesome golfer too. Although it is funny to picture him on the course in full make up, having the caddy hold his snake while he putts.
Shizenvi 2 years ago 14
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious!!! Alice looks cute in this clip! xD I love that guy!!!
xYum1x 2 years ago 6
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the presenter is a dick
wwereckoning 2 years ago
so's ya face lol
migrainband 2 years ago 9
Alice or Vincent
djcheesey 3 years ago
Alice is a really nice guy
sareusepeus 3 years ago 145
@sareusepeus if it weren't for him dave mustaine would probably be dead by now, watch the "rockumentay" on megadeth the one that's split in 11 parts really cool...
Bikankas 1 year ago
@sareusepeus Not any more
Emporerpalp 1 year ago
@sareusepeus he's super smart too.
juan89ful 1 year ago
@juan89ful Well, I think you're right.
sareusepeus 1 year ago
I love Alice
xXTheRatXx 3 years ago 10
Lol.
1:14 is just hilarious.
ridethelightning9000 3 years ago 4
any idea which episode this is
JWBails 3 years ago
i like it is fun
pegeou 3 years ago
lol is thta manny at the end from black books?
Leebsterftw 3 years ago 4
Yeah, but he's also a well-known comedian in his own right, his name's Bill Bailey and he's a pretty funny guy. Talented musician too
warriorofwrestling 3 years ago 4
i love the way he blends his music with comedy, like you said, a talented guy :D
slippinzo 3 years ago 5
Alice Cooper is a LEDGEND!
Fizzypidgen 3 years ago 11
Hahaha, it's great to watch the old Lamarr episodes. I love Amstell, but I grew up with Lamarr-era Buzzcocks. Good times. :)
Trookieness 3 years ago 7
Alice cooper has a sense of humor so does Katie she got lamar at 10 secs
Nakatomiuk83 3 years ago 8
this is so funny lol
burnummaster 3 years ago
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i dont understand what anybody here is saying...exept alice cooper cuz he doesnt speak european(non-raicist coment)
walnutman123 3 years ago
lol 'european' what they are speaking is english
as they are from England...
thebarran 3 years ago 13
FUCK YEH! ENGLAND FTW!
mickalmighty 3 years ago
actually sean is irish!
clashboy1977 2 years ago
I love it when people inaccurately assume that everyone is from "Europe".
slytherinsheirx 3 years ago 5
Europe is made up of many countries; France, Italy, Britain, Gallifrey, Spain etc. Many different cultures, languages and accents, meaning it is impossible to speak European
warriorofwrestling 3 years ago
lol @ 1:22
FBrizman89 3 years ago
1:20, Simon Amstell in the audience a-laughing?
youngal02 3 years ago 11
it sounds like him eh!!
angelKerKer 3 years ago
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Exsousting....to be like that
asshole host Mark Lame R
PAULLONDEN 3 years ago
what does 'exsousting' even mean?
voted comment -1, sucka!
automince 3 years ago 9
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True there,if one tries to be clever,
better make sure your spelling's right.
I'm major spellcheckin'at the moment,
but....you'll have a dayjob here with
attending people at their spell fuckups.
But,it was short for....
Ex(sous chef)thingy,of NMTB.(not)
Exhousting this..../
PAULLONDEN 3 years ago
I served him in TopShop in Oxford Circus, London today! (July 23,08)
TheFever77 3 years ago 3
he looked so clueless when they compared him to cat
dazzerd 3 years ago
yeah, but I don't understand that joke... Did the other one say something before? (I got problems with their accents...)
AC rocks!
mogi8B01 3 years ago
The two 'playing' played a song, and Alice got it, and the host asked if he had done any acting, so Alice decided to act like he didn't know the answer...
slytherinsheirx 3 years ago 2
And the joke with the cat? Why did the one in the middle say that Cooper looks like a cat? :)
mogi8B01 3 years ago
Not *a* cat, a person called Kat, as in Katherine.
xylaphonemaster 3 years ago
Kat not cat. as in short for Katherine. from eastenders.
thripweed 3 years ago
Heh, he meant that Alice looked like Kat Slater, formerly a character from the soap opera Eastenders
warriorofwrestling 3 years ago
Haha humor
Buzzcocks rule !!!
British AND American comedy rule ... this isn't Politics Hour =]
topbanana89 3 years ago 2
take this dispute on another page that is appropriate
crocop4life 3 years ago
I don't think this pogo guy is for real. No one could be that stupid, but then (MissSouth Carolina etc.) To consider films like harold&kumar to be great shows a lack of brains. The only good recent us comedy shows (chappelle's show, curb your enthusiasm) are entirely black/jewish humour, not american. Your top standup is dane cook, the funniest thing about him is he stole jokes that weren't even good! South Park owe a debt of thanks to Terry Gilliam of Python. You lack any notion of subtlety.
toerag 3 years ago
Sorry no, you will probably still be arguing over which countries comedy is better, when lets face it, nationality has FUCK ALL to do with how funny someone is.
Kalamalooo 3 years ago
So when are you two getting married?
Kalamalooo 3 years ago
hopefully tomorrow at midnight during the moonlight, want to join us in our honey moon?
Pogokoala 3 years ago
and so up there arse about there own country is the best thay cant belive it if another country is better at something than them, why is it england you hate the most?
carlychalmers 3 years ago
listen right quick Tea breath. is not England that I hate beside their abunch of hypocrite sorry asses like you, and we had to toughen up the accent a bit but is people like you I hate. I enjoy some part of england was cool, but when i met with kids like you, it always your asses that get knock down before anyone else. beside that england is pretty fun just that their comedy fucking blows.
Pogokoala 3 years ago
the fuckin people like me, what was your first comment?
im just as much as a hypocrite sorry ass as you, were both arguing the same way.
our comedy is not shit its better than any other country except yours were about the same in some ways, you need to actually take time to watch some of ours and realize that we are not that shit, and not just watch the ones that are toss like mr bean which you kept on repeating.
carlychalmers 3 years ago
that all you guys are famous for, alright from this stand it sound like you want peace? anyways that comment you quoted "our comedy is not shit its better than any other country EXCEPT yours were about the same in some ways" I did mention i like other country comedy but yours right? anyways somehow you miss that but not to worry though. Anyways I still don't like UK stand up Sorry jack ass doesn't work that way. anyways ours is still better It more "Diverse". :)
Pogokoala 3 years ago
alright fair enough you dont like our stand up and i dont like yours, just leave it at that, we both think our own country is better, this is how its always gonna be between us.
carlychalmers 3 years ago
that sound fine. anyways did you read what Kalamalooo said hahaha now that funny!
Pogokoala 3 years ago
ha yeah i mean half of these comments our by us.
carlychalmers 3 years ago
cant we all just get along!
lomble1 3 years ago
im stickin by the fact that england is better than u at stand up thats one thing il never try n hide, u are just being ignorant just listening to what americans say course ther gona say americas better at it there american.
carlychalmers 3 years ago 2
thinking that england is great because your are england and assuming that any other country are shitty stand up shows your the biggest ignorant fucker around here, I have mention i've seen other stand up from different country just that england fucking sucks at their stand up anyways my point is you shouldn't be allowed to use the word ignorant if we already know england alone is a ignorant country.
Pogokoala 3 years ago
I would love to tell you how much I wish youd get cancer and die, but unfortunately cancer has higher standards than that. Oh well, hopefully youll get gunned down by one of your shit-for-brains gun toting american nutcase friends. Or perhaps set your own firearm off in your face as you rigorously wank it off. Either way Ill be glad when youre dead you sorry excuse for a shit stain. Now fuck off and die already.
Jownak 3 years ago
dude why do you have to tell me that for? because i stated a point already? and Cancer wow you really have the hated looks like your the one with the cancer or a family you had cancer, Good serve you right :D hate isn't the answer because Cancer is Hate and that what you have. dude your talking to me like if i Kick you in the balls or something I guess somewhere around the line I already have. Serve you right again >:D
Pogokoala 3 years ago
Jesus assfucking Christ, dont reply to me again! You are barely fucking literate and its a pain to read! Actually scratch that, reply away, I dont care. Youll still have shit for brains and Ill still be ignoring you.
Jownak 3 years ago
aww someone miss their yoga class this morning XD
Pogokoala 3 years ago
come on please your the one being ignorant now you cant call a whole country ignorant cause you don't know how many different people life there
most of them are probably ignorant but not all of them so get a grip please
aaflesje 3 years ago
we do not assume every country is shit ur turning the whole thing around now i said before the reason i said you were ignorant is becoz if you look back you were the first one to say which country is better at comedy, and that we are totally shit i never said that about you until you wouldnt STFU u kept on being arrogant about ur comedy, ur country is ignorant becoz its shocking how many people are so niive about other countrys.
carlychalmers 3 years ago
Good if it pisses you off, that our comedian goal! and it works too showing that your comedian stand up are still sorry as fuck.
Pogokoala 3 years ago
Dont you know people are the same all over the world? No matter where you go, people are the same. lighten up everyone. Why do people fight? Here are good examples. I'm American, it was funny, Alice thought it was funny too!!
walkertonkidd 3 years ago 3
let there be peace of earth and let it begin with me....
zowie0bowie15 3 years ago
hey jerk off of europe, incase your forgetting your here talking about ass kicking while i'm just here saying you guys are wussies and tell bad jokes but you already want to fight, so no peace shouldn't start by you, the last time asshole like you wanted to have peace was over Africa with the Titsie vs the Huto tribes and look how it ended up, like shit! not to mention ww2 non of you fucker wanted to have the jews with you guys so you send them to israel and look hell is going loose no peace!
Pogokoala 3 years ago
and eminem is all of Scottish, German, English, and Swiss-German decent so ya know he has got british in him.
carlychalmers 3 years ago
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we all have euro trash in ourself dumb ass, the point is he doesn't speak with a english accent, he speak with an American! accent you have to get over that. Anyways we already been beaten the England comedy, because it a piece of shit, no one ever heard of your side of comedy and when they do, they don't even know what so funny beside their nasty ass Tea breath fake ass australian. And really pretty sure you guys know more american stand up better than your sorry asses
Pogokoala 3 years ago
sorry but no we dont no more american stand ups we actually no hardly any, people in this country dont look up to american stand ups we dont know any we dont want to know about your shite stand ups, your just weird you just come up with something weird every comment whats all this shite about australians? english say arse thats how we say it, so shut up alice seems 2 think were funny so you have to hate him now, am never gona change my mind about comedy i no we are better, you aint beat us m8.
carlychalmers 3 years ago
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Listen i know you have lost of memory due to your fuck up medicinal issues and all that because i already explain it was just for a show he pretending to laugh along with you guys because dipshit like you pay him. now You can't face reality from what you showed me already because you want to believe england has a better stand up, which we both know that a lie. But anyways what done it done American stand up england and england had to cover up a lie telling their people their the greatest
Pogokoala 3 years ago
this is not a cover up i know that we are really good with stand ups, he did get payed but why the fuck would he get paid to laugh?, like he would get forced 2. if you didnt understand anything they said on that it says it all you realy ar slow and dnt get it? u cum up with the most shite every comment.
carlychalmers 3 years ago
dont sey eurotrash! or the brits wil beat ur ass. lols. im everything!! german, italian, irish, english to name a few, EUROPEANS ARE EVERYWHERE! YAY! 'k now im rambling, im gunna fetch my medication
zowie0bowie15 3 years ago
all brits can do is tell me some bad jokes and throw tea, while we carry our rifles or bats or our bear mitts to knock out shitty eurotrash like you around and toughen up the english language.
Pogokoala 3 years ago
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wtf u thinki ur havin a go @ me 4 u shitty little white trash?! hmm! dont even go there u want 2 b genophobic then go ahead, whatever, u racist arse hole. Oh, we dont need to toughen up our language since we took over how many continents?
zowie0bowie15 3 years ago
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It true, did i hit a G spot somewhere in you? Sorry to say but you guys do sound gay as fuck. good for you, you took over some amount of continent, while Spaniard Control just about every where! a lot more than you fags have. it the truth, if not ask any Asian, native American, south American how they know about Jesus? through Spain killing and controlling them all, anyways didn't you fags lost India over a couple of talks? LOL pussys
Pogokoala 3 years ago
this makes as much sense as US foreign policy, as well as a total lack of general brains. India went back 2 the Indians because we knew that imperialism was outdated...the US arestill trying to colonize afghanistan and iraq, AND FAILING. Oh and the whole world collectively cheered when you got your asses handed to you by a few Vietnamese Communists.
toerag 3 years ago
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just like you failed on germany, what we american have what you guys don't is trying, just like going back to the civil war american against england and we still kick your asses for our freedom, anyways the war against vietnamese i well say bravo, because no one in the history of war has made a under ground battle! put your lack of brains together name one battle where they made underground tunnels with traps on during a jungle. NONE just the viet you dumb asses would've of lost too dip shit.
Pogokoala 3 years ago
I've been reading you comments and I'd just like to say only some Brith people think Brirish comedy is the best, I like this Iranian comedian call Omid Djalili, and Rich Hall, an American who i think is hilarious, also, British Comedy is not shit, i know i can't change your opinion, but have you ever seeen Mock the Week, its hosted by Dara O'Brien, an Irishman, and Americans also like our comedy (not all of them) and't don't just say that they are pretending because you can't say the opinions of
Sammym70 3 years ago
other people, let alone a whole nation.
Sammym70 3 years ago
BTW sorry 4 the spelling mistakes, im a good speller, but not a good typer
Sammym70 3 years ago
I agree with your point that British comedy is performed by people from all nations, but Omid, although Iranian, considers himself British. It's a very multinational country, which makes our comedy style very varied and unique - a great combination of the 'classic' dry British wit and elements from all over the world!
automince 3 years ago 6
Ermmmm..... What is your point, honey? "Ya Arse hole like you it Ass stupid ass"....are you in denial about something ? As well as dementedly rambling, you are not making much sense there old Bean....calm down, and have a nice cup of tea......there....thats better, isn't it.....
davejaydisco 3 years ago
lay off the bong. I have no idea what you said but pretty sure carly find that a huge laugh
Pogokoala 3 years ago
Hi all! wowsah! this posting has started a race-war!!...just thought I'd add my twopenny worth to all the above.....
Who gives a flying one what Alice did during 9/11....what did YOU do???. ( He never started the thing anyway...Bush n' Blair did. oh, and those Kerrazzy fucked up Religious plane fliers...).
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There is nothing wrong with being gay...much better than being a retard.
Alice Cooper farrgin Rules. end of. Ohh, my head...
davejaydisco 3 years ago