My Immortal Chapter 4

[NegativeTillNight]

what the hell are you doing you motherfuckers?

LMAO.

[cliftongirl1022]

A ten year old could've written a better sex scene

[LoganStickly22]

@cliftongirl1022 She probably IS a ten year old

[BuildDestruction]

This bitch is like the american version of Perla Shumajer

[TheZiggirawk]

Lol are u a troper? Cus I think IKEA sex is a trope

[ZeldaDD]

@TheZiggirawk Yeah, it is (IKEA Erotica). Actually, that's why I'm here too...I never bothered to read/listen to much of My Immortal, I should have...it's hilarious.

[TheZiggirawk]

Draco is not in love with Mary Sue cus she's not an apple

[TakiroChan]

I love how you can hear him grinning at some parts, trying not to laugh.

[mrghostkwgoh]

I wasn't facing the computer screen the whole time I was watching this. Do you know why?

I was having a drink and I did not want to spoil my computer.

[SanaChama]

I can't read/listen to My Immortal without getting insanely drunk or high first.

True story.

[Fr0st1989]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS? Best. Line. Ever.

[starwoof]

lol fan fiction

[welouscotland101]

Transcribe audio. Just do it.

[lovedeliberate]

"Oh. Oh. Oh." I screamed. BEST PART.

[dr4gonia]

The first time I read the dumbledore thing i actually laughted so hard I fell of my chair

[NileBakura]

The Ikea picture nearly made me piss myself from laughter and then the same with the picture at the end.

[animalcrosser591]

This video made me get an orgasm

[Goraka91]

Fanfiction - Why god doesn't even care anymore.

[Alynnra]

Audio Transcribe: 00:38 "what the fucking calc class anger right" Why does that almost make sense...

[nvzblgrrl]

This fiction is so bad that it is horrible. And this reading and commentary is f**** hilarious.

[breathlessloveless]

"And then he put his thingy in my you-know-what"

Good gravy, that's raunchy! How has this not been flagged for explicit pornography?!

[TheRockValentino]

@breathlessloveless Just wait until chapter seven.

[MaxDecembre]

@breathlessloveless It can't be nearly so bad as the 'passive frenching' that happens later on. I feel like I need a shower just after typing that.

[SammEater]

Dumbledore is the "best" character in this piece of crap. :P

[Shaestel]

How are you not in tears laughing at this?!

[mrkibbon]

this is so good it has to be fattening



[fireknightly]

ummmm lol why was Dumbledore was randomly walking around the forbiden forest?

[Conuly]

@fireknightly

Never ask these questions.

[karsten69]

If I didn't know My Immortal I'd ask you to stop gang-raping the English language. but since I do know it. I'm directing that statement at the author of the story.

[mrchuckmorris]

Dumbledore's reaction is the best of all time

[Chinese0Chicken]

It was... DUMBLEDORE!

[redstrabrerreez]

I swear I'm crying right now, that was hilarious.

[sdmitch16]

Is My Immortal a parody of Harry Potter and Twilight?

[NightmareNny777]

@sdmitch16 It came before the author started watching Twilight. Let's just say that it's very LOOSELY a fanfic of Harry Potter...

[Conuly]

@sdmitch16

We can only hope it's intended as some sort of parody.

[whowantsabighug]

That sex scene is so hot.

[JokerCrowe]

"And then, suddenly, just as I Draco kissed me passionately" xD

I love you for being able to read this so straightfaced. ^.^

[Aliwhoops]

BAHAHAHA

Insert slot A into tab B

[narutofan9999]

The stories my ex are brilliant compared to this. Which of course means they still weren't exactly good, but nowhere near this bad.

[AngelCakeEnterprises]

I didn't know it was possible, but it's EVEN FUNNIER like this! Brilliant! :D

[PapaSix1]

I can't stop laughing! My fucking abs hurt!

[bananskruvare]

The one person that doesn't like this is probably the author.

[the0amazing0joe]

Oh god you are the best reader. :D Good job not bursting out laughing.

[breathlessloveless]

WHY AM I STILL LISTENING TO THIS?!

[fcpictures]

What the hell are you motherfukers doing?  -Dumblydir

[Nndaia]

The reader almost gives into laughter right there at the end. That cracked me up.

Kudos for keeping it together for so long.

[AtomicPiggy123]

0:27 "drago access to twelve of folks do you think you are doing" Oh captions. This is hilarious even without them however, please continue.

[commander672]

Evony's name is Enoby?

So why did you spell it Evony? Or Ebony? Enovy? Ebovy?

Im so confused.

[9tailNaruto]

@commander672 Just wait until she starts saying Tara instead of Ebony/Enoby/Evony/Ebovy.

[supremeinferno43]

my nose is still bleeding

[supremeinferno43]

I laughed so hard I literally got a bloody nose.

[RavnDream]

That's got to be the most bizarre coitus interruptus ever typed out and shown to the world...

[VetaeirYeln]

I literally fell out of my chair laughing halfway through. I couldn't write something half this awful if I tried!

[Heiryuu]

oh dear God i couldn't stop laughing after the

"And then he put his thingy in my you-know-what and we did it" line

[indigoziona]

I read that chapter only today and yet this still made me cry with laughter.

[Shadowtamer16]

ROFL I read it as 'fook' too!

[niceToMeettU]

Wow..This could have been written by Vicky Pollard

[Cielocchi]

Oh my god, I can't stop crying, I'm laughing so hard.

[mitovmeio]

Apparently, I'm far too preppy for any of this to make sense.

[shingshongshamalama]

Oh god the Audio Transcribe is hilarious.

The only thing it got right was "he was wearing colored contacts" and the word "fucking" repeatedly.

[szaleniec1000]

@shingshongshamalama LMAO @ "it was jumbled up" at the end. Indeed it was.

[HimeTakamura]

"What the hell are you doing, you mother fuckers?"

[commander672]

1:10

Oh, I get it!

...You were playing with erector sets! *rimshot*

[Ljisica90]

HAHAHAHAHAHA,

I fell to the floor xD

DUMBLEDORE, what kind of language is that?!

[commander672]

@Ljisica90

It's even funnier narrated by bennet the sage, it's called Masterpeice fanfic theater, and it inspired me to find every dub of this moment EVER!

[2Foxxy4U]

WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE I NEED MOAR.

Also, I love how you started to crack up midway through this. XD

[mouse264]

This is beautiful.

[jellywillreturn]

Ebony's name is ENOBY, not marysu.

Wait, what?

[TheJoBo101]

I like how everyone is saying this horrific fanfiction is a troll. Some people are just THAT stupid!

[prettybabycatty1109]

Dis iz da best!!!

666xxx

[AuroraD801]

LOL.

[funlover163]

Oh god! You are awesome!

Faith in humanity is restored

[darthteej1]

Obviously, the writer of this has had sex before. Seems to know everything about it, wouldn't you say?

[iankunx]

I laughed so hard I cried. Oh gods.

[agirlsocute]

~raises hand~ Lulz for headache Dumbledore.

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

I can't imagine how you managed to read this without bursting out laughing xD

[ThreeBooksInTheFire]

I love how the narrator sounds like he's trying his damndest not to laugh xD

[TeddyLeach]

This. Was made of ultra-epic.

[Etherwinter]

"Half Life: Full Life Consequences" are in the related videos/suggestions.

I find this amazingly amusing.

[PadawanPictures]

Ebony's name is ENOBY not Mary Sue!

[MysticHeart07]

Oh my god. That's so bloody funny!

[hado123]

this is sexy

[Chaeley]

The funny thing is, I read this fic and my immediate thought was "someone needs to podfic this in a droll British voice"... and five minutes later, HERE YOU WERE. You have made my week.

[Franchizz555]

Someday soon, I must embark on the drinking game of reading this fanfiction and sipping something or downing shots. Not follow every rule, maybe just one... you know, because following every rule and using alcohol, you'd be dead by the second paragraph... maybe in the first.

[DanielAgincourt]

Fuck I lol'd

[Wickedistheword]

First off- *raises hand*

Secondly, this just makes this horrible yet real (sadly enough she wasn't trolling) fanfic even better. However, it would be better if you put the words on the video so the rest of us may see how atrocious the spellin is.

You have made my day.

[oldschooloverlord]

*raises hand*

[WaddleDee105]

I laughed so damn hard at the end! XD

[Rosebunse]

If this isn't a troll, then I don't believe in God...Ok, God, I do believe in you, but god if this was a real fan fic...

[Ghost4420]

@Otaku998

*raises hand* OMG, it's..... I think i'm gonna die laughting!

[apusama]

*raises hand*

[KoyasuNoBara]

I have been aware of "My Immortal" for some time, but this is my first actual exposure to it. I literally laughed so hard I cried.

Wow. Just Wow.

[AliceParade13]

Respond to this video... *raises hand*

[WhyToBreathe]

love how you can hardly keep yourself from laughing XD I don't blame you though, cause it's so incredibly funny

[vampypiano]

raises

[MizuyaShukage]

*raises hand*

[Otaku998]

Raise your hand if you're here from TV Tropes. XD

[useraccount333]

@Otaku998

*raises hand*

[sydsvidsofdoom]

@Otaku998 *waves*

[JamminJess1995]

@Otaku998

raises

[ThEAmuZing]

@Otaku998 Pfffff- -raises hand-

[Mirhaus]

@Otaku998 *raises hand*

*attempts to laugh without making any sounds since it's 3 in the morning and almosts suffocates while doing so*

[Kannon4656]

@Otaku998

*raises hand*

Lol, so I'm not the only person. xD

You've made my day and I thank you. XD

[crawlerkat]

@Otaku998 *raises* XDD

[RedxEyesxarexawesome]

@Otaku998

-raise hand-

I lol'd

[destinymagician12]

@Otaku998 Raises hand

[TheWeaselette]

@Otaku998 *raises hand* =D

[diannaa]

@Otaku998 *raises both hands*

[xXMidoraiXx]

@Otaku998 You're tired of these aren't you?

[MyssBlewm]

DUMBLEDORE HAD A HEADACHE MUTHAFUKKAS!

[Strategiain]

This is the best thing since whatever was the best thing before sliced bread came along. I can't stop laughing my ass off, haven't laughed this hard in ages.

[ryuukatamura]

I had a friend who said that she honestly liked the fanfic. She said that although the grammar was hard to understand, the storyline was good. I asked her if she was being sarcastic, and she glared at me like I insulted her. She was like, "How could you say that? That's such a mean thing to say about someone's writing. It's one of my favorite fanfics."

me: o___________________O

[prettybabycatty1109]

"Oh. Oh. Oh."

[lholde333]

This made me laugh the hardest yet today and I've been watching non-stop Hetalia for two hours. I already read it, but hearing it read out... you, my good sir, have won the internet.

[BlackLuna0]

@lholde333 And Hetalia's funny shit, too! xD

[wpaxton]

I don't know what this is but it's the funniest thing I've heard in months. Brilliant!

[Zankyou]

XD wow. troperville always has the best links

[BritneyFanFeva]

haha. Gotta love that thiny in the you know wahat

[KiwifruitPixie]

"What the hell are you doing, you motherfuckers?!" is the best Dumbledore line in the history of ever.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

@KiwifruitPixie Even better when the transcription renders it as "what the hell are you doing you mother focus". XDDD

[DaystarDragon]

I...can't...because....too much the stupid...

[SickBritKid]

THEN....Suddenly, just as I Draco kissed me passionately...

Somehow, that was one of the best moments in this fic.

[alexisgondor]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUKERS!?!"

Best Dumbeldore line EVER

[avalon667]

That is INCREDIBLE. OMG. *reads the whole story* I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

[BritneyFanFeva]

hehe

[slaughterersrock]

I'm practically screaming and howling with laughter. My Immortal forever!

[thing1smf]

The best part is hearing him try not to laugh as he reads *dying of laughter*

[RubyBlight]

She fails Lit. class forever.

[Uruboros72]

the sex must have hurt...

[babydragon82]

LOLOL Oh Oh OH.

[Lynn17]

BRB DYING XD

[whysoserious645]

No matter what anyone says, I still think that my immortal is just the most successful example of internet trolling known to man.

God, I hope it is. I can't afford to believe that there are actually people THAT stupid who can afford a computer. I need at least some faith in humanity, otherwise...

It would involve explosions, fire, and a shitload of blood.

So it was just epic trolling.

[crazyturtlevideos]

@whysoserious645 Exactly, NOBODY could make that many spelling mistakes, its just not possible, its got to be a troll

[TophBeiFong2]

@whysoserious645 'sup Troper?

[Woundedautumn]

@whysoserious645 You should see The Wolf Blood Lineage, that I hope is trolling. this is most definitely written by a sexually confused 14 year old.

[szaleniec1000]

@Woundedautumn The author of The Wolf Blood Lineage is an epic troll who's written about 50 fanfics of which it's actually one of the least brain-breaking. I think the one where Snape gets it on with the Teletubbies (I swear I'm not joking) is one of his as well.

[Woundedautumn]

@szaleniec1000 I remember hearing about some Garfield the Cat troll fic's as well but their names escape me at the moment.

[Swedishturtle]

o.O

[AyunadirProductions]

"ebonys name is ENOBY nut mary su OK!" Oh my god, that's just fuckin' stupid. XD

[demonicagent]

@AyunadirProductions What kinda mary sue would you classify her as? Maby a relationship Sue

[xXSafaiaShinobiXx]

Let's see: Black Hole Sue, since the plot revolves around her and she can make EVERYONE bend to her will, Relationship Sue (Oh my GOD), Sympathetic Sue, for all of her angsting and wrist-slashing, Anti Sue, and a Fixer Sue.

That is horrible, truly horrible. I feel like she used the kinds of Sues as a checklist and used almost every one. D:

[hybriddragoness]

She's the maker of the term mary-sue XD

[slaughterersrock]

@xXSafaiaShinobiXx Hell, she probably did. It's hard for me to believe she came up with so many ways of being a Mary Sue by accident.

[geekymarianne]

@xXSafaiaShinobiXx, but Ebony's name is ENOBY, not Mary Sue!!!

[xXSafaiaShinobiXx]

Ah, you've got me there! XD

[lamnaa]

Best Chapter of all.

[Exarian]

Ikea Erotica!

[Uruboros72]

@Exarian

yay TvTropes!!!!

[Shipsahoy21]

@Exarian hurrah for TV Tropes!

[BowserTheSecond]

Step 4: Insert the Thingy into the You-Know-What.

[SickBritKid]

They met before? Which is why they had met two days before in CHAPTER 1?

Why am I trying to rationalize this fic?

[Foxeferry]

Love the text/video accompaniment. Lol, IKEA porn!

Oh, My Immortal. The internet would be so dull without you.

[Ashkihyena]

I always get a kick out of "Ebony's name is ENOBY!"

[moonymonster]

Oh my. How'd you get the endurance to read this? Did you participate in a marathon?

....crimson contacts XDDDD Because Draco would totally use something like MUGGLE CONTACT LENSES to change his eye color.

And I had no idea Dumblydoor had such a potty mouth! D:

[Ashkihyena]

It's not her fault Dumbelldore swore, he had a HEADACH.

[Uruboros72]

NO FOREPLAY? won't that be, like, painful or some junk?

[boredmuskoxen]

You fool, it's pronounced "Dumblydore!"

[DenOndeMister]

Class.

[TheSuperNaranja]

Ohhhhhh gosh. Too great. XD

I can tell you're trying not to laugh while reading this. xD

[BritneyFanFeva]

lol

[iamtheuberlorax]

XD. I once tried to read this. Got to like, chapter 5 maybe? Then I skipped to that one chapter where someone hacks her account. Funny shit. I think the barely surpressed laughter of derision really makes this parody. Also I love your accent.