How Ezio Auditore picks up ladies

[Sjaidd33]

fuck Catherina... theres alot of fish in the sea!

[ZealotLegacy]

hahahaha what the hell!?

[MultiBaller0]

Soo...why is Ezio attracting women?!

I thought he was going out with Caterina!

WTF?

[IownyouProductions]

@MultiBaller0

caterina died of pneumonia

[iamtheharlequin]

i love this song so much <3

[AcoBudoy]

its funny :)

[Protosk8er]

believe it or not, this works

[DaRussianboy247]

looks likes Ezio's dry raping the camera



[Gurkenlurken]

hahah wtf

[moneyman5931]

THE FUCK WAS THAT MOTHRER FUCKIN SONG?

[Nathmaghinay]

I've seen some pretty wierd mating dances, but holy shit this one's the sexiest.

[narutard7891]

He's doing the assassin mating dance. ^_^

[LEBLOOPBLOOP]

lolwht this is the perfect video to post that annoying comment everyone does...

im on that WEIRD side of youtube again... :\

[Jessie73898]

Ezio's version of cat daddy & the dougie LMFAOO

[joeyjoe56]

i had a glitch when i tried to mount my horse I flew 1000 feet in the air

[KyoTheFoxDemon]

Why am I laughing so much?

[AlexDelPiero07]

This is the DUMBEST and LAMEST shit I have seen....

Attaching random crap to Assassin's Creed screenshots / game doesn't automatically make douchey shit "cool"....

-1 star, if I could give it....

[Limedable]

@AlexDelPiero07 lol

[deadly4200]

He takes off bra:LOL

[flamedancr]

ahhahahahahahahaha i lafed alot

[trollmarcus]

bloodhound gang - uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

[4aniq]

I like this song

[moneyman5931]

@4aniq are you high?

[AlexVik77]

What. The. Fuck.

[scottm1211]

Mute button, we meet again.

[SuperOnliine]

@scottm1211 then you will hate this video

[rwjrock1]

who else predicted it was a video of ezio killing ladies and picking their bodies up?

[DarkLeo525]

@rwjrock1 but, Ezio did'nt kill civilians

[rednekoX]

So so sexy!! XD

[LoneWolfGamersInc]

if she doesent know who drinks orange soda shes to young for you bro!!!

[teehee1967]

funny :3 :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[BattlefieldFTW1000]

Mute this video, open a new window and type in this:/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE&ob=a­v3e  You will understand once you hear it.

[BattlefieldFTW1000]

@BattlefieldFTW1000 You need Youtube.com first.

[TheSactic]

i thought he would pick up (carry) a lady not do a dance...

[123thalha]

198 people cant pick up wemen like ezio

[YlaiJah]

his moves are kinda lke the glithes or moves from GEARS OF WAR lol (maybe)

[infoumasFan]

WTF did a just watch! O.o

[Blitzfrenzy78]

Looks like Desmond learned a little more than eagle vision while using the animus.

[TGxraSta]

197 people cant pick up girls like ezio..

[TheBiggamer64]

lol

[Paulie2342]

altair suddenly walks in with maria:

hey look maria a candy store

after a while she leaves altair for ezio.

and thats why altair screwed up the missions of the Creed and is back again a trainee

[Jaesawesome]

play peanut butter jelly time while watching youll lol

[TTGSh4d0wC0nfl1ct]

So this was one of Ezio's outlets

[Splinter1694]

I used to be a master assassin too, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[mcMorph22]

@Splinter1694 Old joke is old.

[AspenThames]

You have to admit, this is pretty funny. Especially since I can actually see Ezio doing this.

[peter34368]

the same thing happen to me you know



[psycopath204]

looks more like he is rubbin boobs like or reply if u agree

[0Hema007]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



[SoraXRoxas123]

Ezio is bringing sexy back

[kagome1ify]

Ezio: :I What the fuck-?! I like it :D

[ELMOTeCnO]

THIS IS G

[RenaissanceMotoko972]

It look like more like someone who's swimming and then drowning lol

[wisewarriormuzic]

Overuse of the apple gave him parkinson's xD

[Dunkey1534]

how did you dou this!!????

[coolkid999ize]

lol

[therealVeganPolice]

i liked the comments more than the actual video haha

[layiyita87]

um baby is beautifoll

[aarongreenemail]

i used to be able to do this in fact i used to be like ezio but then i took an arrow to the knee :/

[lordofthepapermills]

@aarongreenemail this made me laugh so fucking hard

[Leon0wns]

@aarongreenemail fuck off bringing gay skyrim comments here

[purplehazemage5285]

@Leon0wns fuck off with your gay ass comments about skyrim

[Leon0wns]

@purplehazemage5285 I diden't make a skyrim comment dumbass learn to read properly

[bellaregiomontana]

This should be an achievement....

[oaleeBiH]

DJ Ezio !! xd

[moneyman5931]

what the FUCK IS THAT SONG

[TheZevasco]

It's funny because it's a glitch... :P

It happened to me... ._.

[MrPeoplesman1234]

Ezio calls this the "Assassini"

[iXenoGenicz]

When in doubt, flail about.

[TheGreececats]

the hell is this o_0

[namduong8889]

Ezio:"Wow" and the ladies slap him

[lacrosseDP]

I thought he just went up to girls and said u wanna see my hidden blade

[funkym44]

Their is no such thing as ''How Ezio Auditore Picks Up Ladies''. One word,ITALIAN.

[YovilleGal]

this is suprizingly very funny.

[megarafa0010]

bitchh

[zackryvenge]

Beat up the beat..... jersey shore reference.. sorry ill shut up

[TheSoliorol]

more looks like a DJ

[djmax490]

that's how you pick them up i thought it was R1+circle

[mcartney8]

i tried this and it got me laid

[goeheron]

no wonder ezio doesnt date women besides that chick he bangs in the beginning of the game

PSYCO!!!!

[FireLink525]

Now that my friends....

IS SEXY XD

[DeadThouusand]

LOL awesome :DDDD

[koopakoop159]

we all know which video were clickin next xD lmfao

[shadethehedghog4]

LOL ITS SPIDER-MAN

[Malanacara]

bitches love dancing assassins

[124Nightwing]

Ezio is a ladies magnet

[timtangYT]

156 Templars watched this video.

[dungeonraider22]

Ezio doesn't pick up ladies, the ladies come to Ezio :)

[SonataTheLightbender]

A wild Ezio has appeared!

-Ezio used mating dance-

It's super effective!

[MissSweetDemon333]

@SonataTheLightbender OH GOD I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR WHEN I READ THIS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[ManelinhoAraujinho]

@SonataTheLightbender Ah another wild Ezio! How exciting! :D

[ironmaiden93ofangmar]

The way he started moving at the beginning is epic xD

[villasmovas]

I need a minigun and hope fore it to have over 150 bullets. this music is awesome!

[SSHelios]

ok, it mite be complete bullshit but EZIO IS A BEAST DANCE!!!!

[randomness26778]

i dont

[12gho12]

100% SYNCHRONIZATION. EZIO DID DANCE LIKE A BEAST.

And so Altair was challenged to a danceoff.

The ancestor who could not swim versus the ancestor who hired like over a thousand courtesans throughout his life.

Let the dance battle begin.

[terrenman11]

@12gho12 dont forget they both ass rape gaurds tho :) lolz

[MrDjking2]

140 pepole need dancing lesson from Ezio

[leslie4200]

ezio means eagle in early italian so i suppose ezio is the word bird is the word

[Amr0nesh1]

I am on that side of youtube AGAIN!

[sandinstilettos]

What's that sound? That's the sound of my panties flying across the room.

[cheesecakeman88]

i just found out how to pick up chicks the easy way. Time to test this out :D

[DavidHogins]

what the music name?

[GOL14T]

@DavidHogins look at the description, man people these days :/

[DAPORTALKILLER]

How does he pick up girls

[jbuzz890]

What the hell is this

[NeffBoi33]

ezio looked like he was hammered

[c72266]

He usually pays 150 fs for courtesans.

[PoptartFoxAssassin]

I walked into the club with my girlfriend and left with Ezio 

[302viewisyou]

@PoptartFoxAssassin lucky >:(

[sizzleadust]

shakara shakara i dont care if i spelled shakara right

[homie5665]

I think im at that weird corner of youtube again.............

[evry1luvsboners]

@Moonclaw1000 That's because Leonardo is gay.....

[communityronan]

123 need tips on how to pick up the ladies like Ezio

[halliehater]

Requiescat in Pace Ezio. We watched your birth, we helped you pick up the ladies, and we watched your death.

[myfwanwy]

@halliehater he hasn't died yet.

[halliehater]

@myfwanwy Yes he has. In Embers.

[TheAdrian108]

what a hell? o.O a bannana?

[romanfall47]

i dont have a words how much you suck

[mariolek80]

Ezio is looking for ladies.....he keeps turnin head :/

[AssassinsCreedTony]

it looks like ezios milking a cow

[Samo484]

Thanks

[Samo484]

I want this song. Can anybody tell me the name?

[DanielStevenPople]

@Samo484 'Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss' by Bloodhound Gang

[SuperJD98]

recruit mission failed 0:55

SUUUUUUUUUCKAAAAAAAAAA

[TehLoggie]

Damn. 1:13, just how I like my men!

[GrimAssassin1000]

What the damn freaking hell r u doin to my fav assassins creeed character!!!!!!

[Cherrychan88]

His eyes. They're staring into my SOUUUUULLL.

[ata295100]

Ezio Auditore is a genius, a preppy, disgusting genius.

[CANT348]

trop pori qoui



[MeriGokuPablo]

WTF is this SHIT!

[DanceingInTheShadow]

98 people don't like to pick up ladies like Ezio

[OpenGLSecond]

@DanceingInTheShadow nah, they just don't know how to do it :)

[TheAgol07]

@DanceingInTheShadow and they're also gay cos i don't think any girl would dislike him

[TheEricRegis]

@DanceingInTheShadow 170 peoples CAN'T pick up ladies like Ezio ;)

[PDUBBS919]

jersey shore



[MrFirescape]

65000th viewer

[noreasonforaccount]

@MrFirescape Actually, no, you aren't, the hit counter's frozen, it says im the 65000th viewer as well.

[slyderx239]

LOL :D

[antonan9999]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice glich

[KNZ001]

89people don't like pick up ladies like Ezio

[laythloves]

hes a good dancer just without the wierd arm move

[xAmberxPandax]

Right! Shut the fuck up about 'ohh your stupid' or what a 'waste of time' HE'S TRYING 2 MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH! GET FUCKING OVER IT!

[elena3738]

sigue asi ezio xd

[elena3738]

jaja xd

[TheMoondevill]

whats the name of the song lol?

[EmiiPandaBear]

I lol'd soo hard at the start XD

[bob123tttt]

wtf

[TheChicano77]

is this what happens when u get bored of assassins creed?

[conorthedestroyer]

looks like 81 people took arrows to the knee instead of dancing with the ladiez

[xXJda424xX]

thumbs up if you have done this glitch except you start flying until you die from flying put of boundries

[Jallabama]

what potato bla bla bla...

[LTRandomRetarded]

Shit, I need oxygen haha, that's some funny bullcrap :D

[josesolla]

wtf ???'

[xAmberxPandax]

WHAT...AM...I...SMOKING????

[blackthehedgehog8]

@xAmberxPandax And where can I get some of it?

[DjDirtEchelon]

 da fuck is this shit???O.x

[Protosk8er]

The new rick roll

[totallyINFAMOUS]

I'm gonna do this one day

[DashTheWonderbolt]

You should have used "Moves Like Jagger"

[RubenNunes93]

He invented the discos :P

[RandomKeyblade]

Wonder if it actually works :O

[mickydoodle3]

xDDD

This made my day..

LOL

[speedy49031]

i thing i am going to say for no reson. tololol =3

[lowbot100]

Would have been better if he actually picked up a dead person.

[L4Dgirlx]

ಠ_ಠ 

[florin19971]

:))

[kai2nez]

MISSION ASSAULT A MERCENARY FAILED

[MusicBabeStar]

Am I the only one who thought something "dirty" in 0:00 when she says: Oh (3x) baby

xD I know I did ahsuahsuhas, I remembered Caterina Sforza xD

[Mysterii9]

LOL I can't stop lauging haha