Top Gear - S11 E02 - Cool Wall - BMW vs Audi

[shobin05]

im sure the very few people who actually did sold their M3 and bought an audi before this was on TV must have shot themselves..

[Lukeentertainment]

Saudis in Audis!

[MultiNumberFour]

dodge is shit

[fireblade929]

what total rubbish, how many clapped out 3 series do you see now driven by the slack jawed horse toothed boy racer with the baseball cap on, with badly stuck on m3 badges. see the same with old audis swell with s and rs badges stuck on them. we all knw what genuine m3, s and rs cars look like

[Babel368]

In europe, audi is equally priced to mercedes and bmw is a bit cheaper. Yet still bmw has the best handling.

[TheThomasf99]

audi is shit.

[Pegi134]

Audi is great

[Lukeisonutube]

And I was considering buying an Audi S4 lol

[gtmsnba13]

yay im no longer embarrassed to drive my M3 :)

[fanofdiesel]

Disregard Audi, acquire BMW.

[JimPrower]

And if they're too poor to afford an Ewwdi, they buy a SEAT.

[gasteinerboy]

but hes right from all german sports saloon cars the m3 is the best

[stefa4k0]

Jeremy is BIG

[EKSvideos]

Where I live both BMW and Audi drivers are cocks.

[TheHockeyfreak1964]

@EKSvideos good for you but the BMW M3 is still the best car in its class the audi is great and the C Class benz great too

[mclarenf101]

@EKSvideos haha where do you live?

[EKSvideos]

@mclarenf101 New York City lol

[mclarenf101]

@EKSvideos oh, well pretty much all drivers in new york city are cocks

[EKSvideos]

@mclarenf101 true

[shobin05]

nah...ill still maintain at my place bmw drivers are cocks...audi drivers here are innocent...most 5 series owners especially...they seem to think they drive M5s...

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

My aunt and uncle own a BMW 3-series and an X5. Glad to hear they're no longer cocks!

[ohedd]

Got a cock in my class whose dad got an audi.

[cTaclan]

well done hedgehog man!

[TheClubshaker]

Audi = Cock Central

[xXxTheCatalyst8xXx]

AUDI R8 IS NOT A COCK CAR!!!!!!

[TheClubshaker]

@xXxTheCatalyst8xXx

R8 is just a jacked down Lamborghini Gallardo!

[MegaMrDamo]

I want to like the M3, always have but I just can't

[RCuser22]

yay for the Land Rover!

[1991petrolhead]

2 people are Audi drivers

[Kokosiak1]

anyone got an Audi? cock cock cock :D

[masterseamus]

Seriously ALL Audi drivers are getting lumped together? To say that the same type of people are driving both RS4's AND, for example,'84 4000's is just ludicrous beyond belief. Why not say the people who drive Porsche Carreras are the same type of people who drive VW beetles?

[jeessiccaax]

I haven't seen this OMG

[MegaMrDamo]

It's the RS4's and the bigger Audi's, it doesn't apply to TT's R8's and A3's, they are decent cars and cocks don't drive them

[boba697]

I love it when Jeremy picks on people in the audience.

[kiddrahul]

Richard's little grin at the end was adorable!

[kubek555]

audi drivers= aggresive idiots

[GUSRULZ445]

@kubek555 i think your taking top gear a little too serious.

[rodyle1313]

@GUSRULZ445 I'm afraid I have to agree with him. Five out of ten times when someone's five inches from my back bumper, I see those four rings on the front of that car's grill.

[THELUCASKONG]

audi's are for cocks but the only audi that are made for people that arent cocks is the Audi R8

[7cem]

So true! audis are for cocks

[Airox2009]

Wranger uncool!!! What the hell! It`s the most capable stock 4x4 money can buy.

[tullshib]

haha, hedgehog man got it right

[alexkvaskov]

rs4 and rs6 are the some of the most stylish (in a very subtle way) and good looking cars

[skateskating]

i really think cocks are in mercs, just my opinion

[krk1211]

That thing men like to stick into vaginas

[BlackHawk2669]

what the hell does cock mean?

[Niflhuem]

@BlackHawk2669 pompous-pricks

[BlackHawk2669]

@Niflhuem thank, other definitions doesn't made sense to me in that context XD

[StanOfGB]

I love cock and I'm a proud Audi! cross, i mean the other way round!

[Raymond4539]

omg i have an s line a4 hahaha and this is my third audi.. how or where on earth clarkson gets all these thoughts from!??. ffaarrkk.. I just saw a new blue s4 this afternoon with a cock driving it lol.

[Thender888]

R8 ... cocks ?

[layZmuthafcka]

@Thender888 major cocks

[riz44]

Disagree, the cocks are still in the M3's and skylines

[UberMan5000]

@riz44 Geeks drive Skylines, I think. Not Cocks. You're probably right about the M3's, though.

Also, for some reason I think Hedgehog Man looks like a lesbian.

[stalkeris654]

jereme u are and idiot. sometimes i hate top gear for that. Audi is better than that bmw shit

[TheSheldon038]

wait whats wrong with an audi?

[wwwd]

"Well done Hedgehog man!"

Classic :D

[Charzizzle]

a cock is similar to a douche i guess

[niazahole]

penis

[peevishly]

anyone got an audi?

COCK, COCK, COCK, COCK

[sergiu9307]

me :D..A8...cock i guess :))

[patotorrat]

What is a cock?

[Sceno1]

no really whats a cock? im from america WTF is that >?!

[NITROUSINJECTEDFISHY]

Bimmers are jokingly labeled as cock cars, fords are rednecks, GM's are skinny gingers with gotees and tatoos, Pontiacs are posers. the stereotypes go on and on but its all just in fun every car company makes at least one uncool car.

[TheCryingface]

"what d'you mean yeahh?"

[LVRPLRULEZ]

nice quality

[PTP6N]

I drive and Audi, and its a great honour being labeled a cock from the Supreme Leader of Cocks himself, Jeremiah Cockson!

[shawnleezam7]

@PTP6N RS4 ?

[BarGerMarMeyer]

bugatti veyron... cool.

[gustavorebeka8]

here in mexico, the cocks drive big lincoln and hummer trucks

[MilitantOldLady]

audi drivers ought to be shot

[LorienoftheBlossom]

yea im an old person nowadays after i swapped my 3 series for a merc

[chrisgfinch]

Damn it! I love my audi, and im a cock i admit it!

[LorienoftheBlossom]

lolz at least u admit it

[G4Y4SS]

@chrisgfinch your not alone!

[levlevi]

@chrisgfinch What Audi do you have? :)

[chrisgfinch]

@levlevi At the time of the post I had a 2007 A6. I just picked up a new model Audi A7, 3.0Tdi.

[levlevi]

@chrisgfinch Well thats a good car. I used to have 1988 Audi 80 :) It was a terrible car and I never loved it but it was so reliable no matter what I did to it (and I did terrible stuff with it) it never ever broke down...just kept running perfectly fine. It was the only reason I respected it. now I have an Alfa Romeo

[chrisgfinch]

@levlevi I quite like the old Audi 80. Granted i never had one so didnt have to go through the pain. I had a maseratti Granturismo for a while, wiped the floor with any Audi BMW or Merc. Totally different league.

[levlevi]

@chrisgfinch Maserati is fantastic. the next car I am thinking of is Alfa Romeo 156 GTA but for almost the same price i could also get Maserati 3200GT which i think is a great looking car. for now I'm very happy with my 2.5 alfa romeo 156. it is truly a great car. Maserati indeed is in a different league... just saying "I have a Maserati" makes you happy :) I mostly prefer Italian cars but when it comes to German cars i go for BMW and Audi. i also owned BMW 635csi which i always wanted.

[RtdXyron]

All cars by bmw and audi look horrible and gay

so therefore they're uncool and cocks still drive both...

[fitzmorris]

yea dam straight, some cock in an audi tried knocking me off my bandit! coincidence i think not!!!

[systemvadown]

LOVE LOVE LOVE my '05 S4...Audi owner4life

[forgetpolitics]

They're both boring looking.

[tonton6969]

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS

BMW <3

[Dancingqueen1980]

It's not the audi and bmw cars I have an issue with, it's their drivers who are living out their mid life crisis by behaving like cocks.

[matten96]

well i drive both of them...what am i???^^

[Smoshfans112]

SuperMegaCock!

[matten96]

i see!!!

[RtdXyron]

megacock

[rocknrollman1234]

I personally have always despised both BMW's and Audi's. If I were to choose, I'd get a mercedes c63 amg for the same price. That things a beast, and cocks don't like mercedes, so you're safe.

[warwolf193]

Audi's are awesome

[GuitarnScythes]

they're great cars, they're just not cool :D

[Denver542]

Here in Sweden the cocks drive volvos.

[SmekarNGuitar]

nah, bmws and mercs

[Bonaboms]

which means that 80% of our population are cocks XD

[Heavymetal350Z]

i had a dude fly by me today doing at least 100mph in an Audi RS4, them seen him again 20 mins later tail-gating a SUV. Clarkson was/is right.

[hunker8]

you can shiting here british, but Audi is better than Punto, 206, Corsa and clio witch you like so much........

Audi drivers only understand that :)

[mancity1000]

Its a well known fact that BMW and Audi drivers are totals cocks. There always up your arse or just being a nuisance on the road. Its not a stereotype, its a proven fact

[ben10Topgear]

5 stars dude