STOP SENDING ME VULVA PHOTOS! - I'm GAYYYYYY!

[MistressofSin616]

Best junk I ever got was for penis enlargement, telling me that if I ordered this I'd be the happiest man around, guaranteed!

I'm a woman.

[ccbgraphics]

Is it ironic that a gay guy gets vulva photo emails and I, a lesbian, get penis enlargement or erectile dysfunction emails? WTH, internet??! O.o

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@ccbgraphics Sadly some people are homophobic, for example this cute gay couple next to us moved away because they were getting playboys in their mailbox with the text. "Straight, like it should be". What a a-holes for doing these things. People should be free to fall in love with anyone they want. No matter if it's a he or a she.

[cherry1o8]

oh god i didn't know what a vulva was until i google imaged it omg never going back here again :) even tho... never-mind

[cherry1o8]

@OpenforSexerotica HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol motor cars. That comment made my day. Gotta love buck, for making this video!

[cherry1o8]

@OpenforSexerotica buck... the guy who made this video! hahah

[cherry1o8]

@OpenforSexerotica hahah yeah! Michael is his real name but I call him buck because its awkward idk why! Maybe cause the whole "whatthebuckshow" thing!

[xXBlacknYellowxX]

i got an e-mail for cheeseburger meatloaf....

[bejunot]

Wow apparently girls and guys spam machines got mixed up somewheres cuz....i get emails all the time telling me how i can increase bloodflow to my nonexistent penis.... ha. LOVE you.

[SilentPhill]

I keep getting spam emails containing subject matter to orgies and animals...

[MrUbertubers]

LOL normally you see "STOP SENDING ME PENIS PHOTOS! I'M NOT GAY!"

[roundandround14]

I love the tags of this video.

[clintfrakington]

I got an email saying that a big penis is like an expensive car. I laughed a lot. :P

[islandstylebassist]

i cracked up at "AAAAGGHHH! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO! AGGGGGH! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!"

Quite funny

[bloodyfangzluke]

yeah, ur not funny, just sayin, U SUCK

[theroxeedoodle]

I get viagra spam...Well once I grow a penis, I'll get back to them...

[bluepanda95120]

my spam folder isss... 3,639!!! damn i need 2 sort it out xD

the best 1 i probably got waz and don't b postin mean comments 2 this but the funniest 1 iss... enlarge ur p3*is!!! OMFG when i 1st saw it i waz like OMFG what the fuck is dis!!!

[Nepbot]

Almost everything in my spam folder is from Facebook. LOL!

[piromaniac9999]

I do.

I have gotten msn messenger girls who want me to join their webcam website that asks for a credit card and i always refuse because i don't trust them.

[DJBludLust]

rar is a compressed file with stuff in it. in this case probably a virus :P

[karlos93slv]

i go a shane email about a girl that died and i had to sent it to all my contacts otherwaize the girl was going to kill me while i sleep.... i hate this bullcrap emails loool ps sorry about my english im portuguese therefore my english eint so good. cheers.

[brooklynbees]

lmao the bad grammar in those emails is hilarious. where do people even come up with these things?

[telmacblack]

.rar is a compressed file, like .zip, though this is hilarious.

[1Ira4]

что это за бред???

[ihaveakatyay]

@1Ira4

то, что вы смотрите!

[nootweirdjustcrazzy]

Never again will i watch this while drinking milk :D

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@nootweirdjustcrazzy Or any other beverage 

[ninaelle2003]

it's why i have 4 email accounts

[mcflyfreakDK]

Yay, you posted this video on my birthday :)

[dawsonluvr100]

I always get emails for YouTube saying they're subscribing to me and I have great videos but I've never made a video for YouTube before

[penguinbears]

One I got around the time of the Haiti earthquake was like: Anyone!!! Save me! I'm stuck in haiti with my iPhone under my smashed limo! I need help! Spread the word and click here! Love, Angelina Jolie. ?????

[GrimKittyD]

I hope you know that the .rar was a compressed folder and typically, that means that it's a virus if they're claiming that they're photos because why would you compress photos? They're already small enough files.

[321jacobwesley]

wowowowow aaaaachhh

[Faax4eva]

Lol once Alex Day (Nerimon) made a video like this. He got an email from a guy with cancer called Bacon Mullins XD LOL!!!

[hollabooiers]

@Faax4eva Aaactually it was Bacon Miller. And now I feel really sad for wanting to point that out. :D

[Faax4eva]

@hollabooiers LOL! How did i forget that!? Thanks. I probably had a mental blank.

:D

[Dracolover111]

i always get stuff for erectile disfunction and THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M A GIRL!

[TheMetallicaaaManiac]

my spams are always like "your long lost relative has died on the ivory cost" it's so funny.xD

[bookworm5621]

a while ago i got a youtube message saying "hey i love your videos, its been awhile since i've seen such talent, do you want to know a trick to get them to be show cased at youtube's homepage? CLICK HERE!"

dude, i havent even uploaded anything yet -.-

[Dracolover111]

@bookworm5621 omg i get those all the time!

[zoumba402]

And there it is again. :)

[funnykk1]

lol i totally get alot of those!

[SimpleKindOfMan604]

Lol, you're funny.

[mishbot]

winrar file -> .rar

like zip files.

who knows what the crap they were?!

probably some wacky porno, I used to use limewire to look up songs but everytime I downloaded a song I kept getting this video of a girl trying to sexy dance for the camera, but it was just shite. End story!

[kandygurl367]

ive had some that are like, im from here and my son has cranial cancer or somehthing and it tells me to send money or somehting to somewhere. SUCH CRAP.

[lovelikewinter1000]

This makes mehh really want to make a letter like that! WEE.

[ace69er]

Oh GROW some BALLS ya Fairy!

As Mark 'Chopper' Reed would say, 'HARDEN THE FUCK UP!' Biatch!

[commandprompt26750]

LOL too funny

[sugarhigh10]

I'm an 18 year old girld and I get a lot of viagra spam? I is confuzzled

[Faax4eva]

@sugarhigh10 Same! I'm freaking 13!!!!

[Faax4eva]

@sugarhigh10 And Female!

[NinjitsuLlama]

Lol, .rars are like .zip files, you can extract stuff out of them...

like viruses...

>_>

[sinbadbuddha]

I used to jack off to penis enlargement spam.

[SassyLostie]

I got a great spam email that looked like a genuine email address/email where some guy was proclaiming his secret love for me and talking about how he had made a blog dedicated to me with pictures of my name written all over his body. I was laughing pretty hard by this time, but it was even better when he said that to see the pictures, I'd have to join this blog site and they "might" ask for my credit or debit number to verify my age. Good stuff, thanks for making me laugh, spam! xD

[LeftFalangie]

@SassyLostie hahah, I got those too! three of them! Each with different wording, which I have to say is creative of the spammers. AND they were personalized, with my name on top, which actually is pretty creepy.

[clrlaltdelete]

i always get viagra stuff and people asking if i want to be a porn star

[Curas1]

That's one thing that always tripped me out about gays n lesbians, ok sure they have same sex physical and emotional desires, but what do they think about the opposites sex junk ?

I mean we all know about our own junk and not to be too graphic but if you're kinda crazy in bed even as a hetero you kinda now second hand what gay is..ah anyway.

The point is for you always gay people, aren't you curious or what do you think ?

Do gay guys have bad dreams of hairy muffy monsters chasing them?

[MyBrunette16]

obviously your gay. its not the biggest shocker

[shygirl1003]

I always get penis enlargement e-mails..... LOL I'mma girl. They must be trying to tell me something haha

[Mcsexiwithcheese]

I'm married but I always get ads for the perfect wedding and honeymoon. And my husband keeps getting the same love letter from like ten different people. Lol

[denWere]

Buck, just forward 'em to me :)

[NytemareQueen]

Which video did you mix up 'vulva' and 'uvula'?

[EmberShadowHawk]

I get lots (And I mean LOTS) of credit checkers, credit cards, and college application stuff. ... And quite often files entitled 'VIAGRA' in caps, which refuse to be blocked. ¬_¬

[LoopyCutey22]

i once clicked on a link in a email with the head lines "NAUGHTY DOCTOR ANUS" and what do you know! I find porn! X.x I am a girl, so the only intresting thing was the 2 guys fucking on a thumbnail of one (is it wrong that a straight girl can like some gay guys porn? XD)

[EmberShadowHawk]

@LoopyCutey22

I would say that it's completly normal.

After all, straight guys like watching girls, even though they fail to see the logic in this argument. (Believe me, I've tried.)

Besides. It's hot. XD

[Sealy1986]

.rar is the common file format extension for the popular data compression utility WinRAR.

[jess22213]

Im 11 and i get mail from people saying see pictures of great latin singles thank you but im american not latin and im only 11 for crying out freaking loud!!! i mean how do they even get my emails geez

[jjaszczesny]

I get spam from all these girls saying Im their greatest love.

I have a girlfriend, go away bitches!

[goldheartagram777]

.rar is not a picture file

[KingsdownBoy]

i keep getting e-mails if i want to see people being fucked by dogs and horses =[

[devan12100]

I get emails that ask me to go onto eharmony..and im not even old enough..and things that try to give me a free credit report! I'm not even old enough to HAVE credit!! i'm fourteen years old!! also things like "teachers needed" what the heck?!! l0l nice video

[myprob]

So your really gay haha =)

[xmas191991]

i love the end of this

[CJChase96]

yeah .rar files aren't images...they're like programs! *VIRUS*

[RoguesSyndicate]

their not programs..that would be a .exe but nice try. A .rar file is a compacted folder with several files in it.

[BazookaOctopus]

I got an e-mail about a miricle cure for my "baby penis".

It said no wonder everyone laughs at you.

I'm a girl. The fuck?

[dahuudge]

You have one of the best freaking screen names on youtube. You need to start making some videos! Of course I feel like a bit of a hypocrite, seeing as I haven't uploaded a new video in ages... Meh.

[BazookaOctopus]

I would but I don't have a proper camera. :(

I could use my web cam but ew, crappy sound quality haha.

[xDaughterOfApollo]

@BazookaOctopus Haha, that's what I always get. xD

[Kristina1396]

@BazookaOctopus

shane dawson?

[torchwoodlurve]

what the fuck. stop watching videos that are made by gay people if you're just going to make shit comments. michael is a nice guy; he never did anything to you. what the fuck is your problem??

[pussylumpessru]

...........k? your stupid.

[flameoflight123]

I got one taht said. "My millionair friend would like to meet you." I was like.... WHAT?!?!? I was so amazied, then i deleted it.... There was NO way i was opening THAT one.

[tikilikiboomboom93]

american apparel sweatshirt (:

[Xend54]

........

[minkjewel]

You can't blame the girl for trying ;)

[eymardmmartinfilms]

u do same pic of my uncel but dont look at em :p

[megcheese]

Just so you know, a rar file is pretty much the same as a zip file, but you need a different type of program to extract the files on the inside. Good plan not opening it though.

[Kimberlybh]

Hi Buck! I don't get TOO much spam, and I will never send you dirty pictures, though on my Myspace account I always seemed to get odd friend requests invites to Porn sites which was very annoying...Like, do I really look like the type to enjoy "HOT GIRL ON GIRL ACTION" NOT REALLY!!!!

Anyhow I am going to send you my video of me singing for a contest...Which I hope you won't delete as spam!

[TheCheerBeast]

Ha Ha The one Time The thing Said "Hi Elise" [My Name] So I Clicked On it And It Was This Really Ugly Looking Thing Like It Looked Like Poop And It Had A Face And The Message Said "Elise my Name is Bob. Will You Go Out With Me?" And I Was Like WTF? Ha. Ha. But It Was My Friend Making A Trick On Me

[xXAsumyXx]

Oh my God! I get so much spaaams!

Once I got a Viagra one.. And I'm like "The eff am I going to do with Viagra!? I'm a girl! Get my clitoris hard!?" LOL! I swear it's so funny! Hahaha!

[LuveitsGrreat]

i mainly get coupons porn college money laptop testing etc.

[LuveitsGrreat]

oh yeah and they're mainly from the same email address too!

[0fairyhaven0]

Yeh i get loads ah spam its really annoying! OMG I CAN'T BELIVE THEY KISSED and OMG NICK JONAS DIED! are the latest ones xD

and i've been gettin loads from this girl called paris but i dont wanna reply cus then she'll have mah email so i dont reply

any-hoo love your vids <33

-megg xx

[SahjanS]

i get viagra spam.

and those crappy dating sites. ;P

[hahayourdead02]

I remember I got this one email saying "Do not open, this is spam" That made me laugh so hard.

[GaZaGiRl15]

i hate all fuckin gayzsZ

[XXXMASTERISEXXX]

GaZa, you have issues..

[GaZaGiRl15]

y the fuck dont u shut up

[AnotherAppleMacbook]

rar is a virus! Hahah! But if you have a mac i dont think it would be a problem..

[XDjewelsNkatsCD]

The most recent spam i got said...

"Lilly, we heard you just had a baby! Congradulations! We invite you to Join the fastest growing community of kid crazy parents like you for a chance to Win a $25,000 College Tuition Fund*!"

IM 16! I dont even have a kid!!! I hate spam but oh, its so funny to read!

[Rem2Ryuk1]

what?????

[hsmremixed0]

JFC if I get one more email asking me if I want to enlarge my penis size, I will cut someone.

NO I DO NOT WANT A BIGGER DICK. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DICK AND EVEN IF I DID I'D PROBABLY SHRINK IT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT. FUCK YOU VIAGRA ASSHOLES.

And you know what? It's probably pretty fucking offensive to the guys who do have small dicks. Don't pick on the tiny-dick men spammers. It's just cruel.

[reventon12]

They always send those for 'male enhancement' sort'a thing....

And Viagra's ....facepalm...

[Bekalicious21895]

What's a vulva??

Love you buck;)

[TeezMeez417]

for a while i kept getting ads to buy viagra.... and im a grl

ooh and i keep getting messages frm a sum angel and she keeps telling me shez lookin for a man. HELLO i lyk dudez!!!!!

[WhyWasteLife]

the funniest spam message i ever got was this

Subject: Shamwow

Holds 20 times it weight in water.

thats all it said and nothing else. lol.

[PinkGrapefruit22]

.rar is a kind of zip file. It's probably a worm or virus.

[KitsuneKaya]

yeah I got spam for enhancement and I'm like 'wtf... my e-mail address has the work 'girl' in it, I DON'T NEED THIS' spam is the worst

[goosh95]

This one bitch that never leaves me alone, she thinks I'm a dude and keep sending me eails like "Hi, 'm rose I'm looking for a serious relationship this is my email adress blah blah blah then her number" I'm like "WTF!! GO AWAY BITCH I'M A GIRL AND I'M FREKING STRAIGHT"xD HAHA I hate spams!!!!!!

[Bajangal56]

Is Michael Buckley married?? r does he have a bf? Im a girl im not interested in him buh im curious if he is dating anyone

[jpncheeseluvrobert]

some of mine r like  CLICK ON THIS LINK 2 MEET LONELY christians around U

[LoriBug22]

The Management of Eco Bank have paid the re-activation fee and the delivery of your ATM CARD. this is because the ATM Card number (8119) $800.000.00,has less than 21 days to expire and once it expire.the money will go into Federal Government Treasury as Unclaimed Inheritance.

With that we decided to pay the money on your behalf so that the ATM will not expire.

[LoriBug22]

Now you are to contact DHL DELIVERY SERVICE with your informations where to deliver your Atm to enable them carry on the delivery of your Atm Card to your designated address without any delay.

[LoriBug22]

LOL aaaand that was my most recent one... sheesh!

[TheTinkle]

Quote from one I found just now:

"Life is too SHORT - enjoy it to the full.

You can't buy everything with money - but virility and over twenty minutes steadfastness!"

I don't exactly see a point in sending such to any people who don't look for it themselves,

but I guess you can always see it metaphorically and focus on the "enjoy life" part..? I mean, this example even almost sounds like a Haiku, haha.

[AngryPeaXXX]

I can't remember any spam I got, but I saw the funniest online advertisement EVER a few days ago.

It was a weight loss program that 2 photos that said BEFORE and AFTER..

They obviously mixed up the photos, and it showed a toned stomach for BEFORE and then a huge bloated tummy for the after...

I so totally signed up. :P

[BlooDragons]

I get spam emails to make my penis larger, or to make sure my woman orgasms a million times in bed, of course...i'm a straight woman, so these e-mails are useless to me...

[Clockninja]

It's a bunch of nigerians trying to hack your PC and fish out your credit card info.

[PokeAsheep]

best one yet 'Heather, enlarge your junk, and tighten up you'r mangina now! Xprox only 39.99 a bottle"

I was like... WTF?!

[denWere]

rofl XD

[Morgannnx13]

when i was like 7 i got emails for like condoms and stuff

i was sooo confused.

haha

[7CrazyPeoples]

hahaha. wow.

[Miyuri687]

me to i was like what is this

[iPeppermintBubbles]

I have my own spam email. lmao. It's my oldest one, and I get about 200 spam emails a day.

[7CrazyPeoples]

same here. i have thousands of junk emails haha

[myusername115]

for some reason i get a lot of "man spam"(<---i just made that up, but i love the sound of it), anyways it's always about male enhancement and stuff!...i'm a teenage girl...

[missstarlet]

I got this one today and its pretty great...

Make your boner so iron it could pierce a hole in the ceiling..

wow

[7CrazyPeoples]

well, did you click on it?

[Ji95awPr0duct0n5]

i got spam for viagra. IM 13. ROFLOLMAO

[LucyPantsno1]

i got the same :L

but im 12 :L

[pivotman999]

lol im 12 too and i always get stuff like that

[MrHollowfication]

i get spam like those chain letters and i made a facebook acc for fun now i get like 30 mails of it and i hate it!!!! sometimes i even get spam from a seller that wanna sell second hand deo XDDD

[Lalolalynn]

what about DIck photos!!! (^_^)

[Iwilldancefree]

another amazing video if you are going to be negative be constructive there is no reason to be rude

[xx0utlinexx]

Wow this nigger has no clue what a fuckin .Rar is? It's probably a RAR filled with Keyloggers. I hope you clicked it so they can steal your paypal you faggot

[vroomvroomarielemma]

five stars michael buckley, five stars.

[PoisonGirl069]

apparently I need to get my penis pumped..according to spam..too bad Imma girl! lmfao!

[ZombieBakeOven]

I get spam for lots and lots of barnyard animal sex.

[magzz54]

haha i used to get TONS if male enhancement emails and i was like wtf i'm a girl why would i ever need this

[imnotuniqueimmonique]

I'm a senior so I get a lot of things about colleges. Not so fun.

[jordangirly524]

i always get spam for watches and male enhancement....

[shutyourears]

I don't get spam.

[Sazuki435243]

I always get spam for birth control.

=w=

Or for penis enhancement.

...

I don't have a penis...

;o;

[dkdkdkdknyox]

wats vuvla

[MrHollowfication]

vulva means vagina (reply to dkdkdkd blablabla)

[Warcraftian]

actually the vulva is the outside and the vagina is the canal >>

[MrHollowfication]

ok XD i sucked at those subjects at school =P

[ROBERTxMETIN]

this is my photos haha xD

[Drittkladden]

Who the hell sends pictures of Volvo's =/

[OJDpatient3]

"do you sneeze, cough, and pee at the same time?"

no joke. xD

[aligogirl]

i got a penis enhancment spam and im a girl...

[iamthebch]

Haha .rar is .winrar file which is used for .winrar compressed virus' (Winrar is a virus also) such as Conifcker worms trojans etc. Don't click on it(: it's easy to get rid of with the right tools, but still a bitch.

[TRUTHxORxDARE]

Riight. If .rar files are viruses then tell me why when I downloaded a .rar file recently it NEVER infected the used comp!

(I DID end up deleting the file anyways only because what it was supposed to do ... it didn't do. Actually, it did nothing.)

(As for the email ... more than likely spam. I know (simple) ways that some don't bother to even consider to determine spam from not.)