World's Fastest Guitar Solo Playing of All-Time: Lesson 2- Yngwie Who?

[inyourface0385]

Im so sorry u have been abused by ur daddy...he must have pulled hard on those titties u got....u r one fucked up kid

[monstershanu]

lars ?? you again ?

go play the drums.

[bendover2006]

Davie is not just the greatest guitar player of all time, BUT he's the only chick Ive everseenthat plays with his shirt off all the time! awesome!

[001utubefan]

i bet this fag is a vergin well i cant say that he got butt fucked by his dad

[TheJtk08]

Thank you so much!!!

[TheJtk08]

What is the name of that song right at the beginning??

[25ismynumber]

@TheJtk08

That song is wasted years by iron maiden!!!!!!

[HolyGK]

wow 1000 push ups, not bas ! :)

[Swordfreak911]

You could at least aford to play a different riff every now and then. That same one is getting old and boring.

[swonic1]

DRAGONFORCE FUCKING RULE'S YAY btw FUCK YOU

[SixStringManiac11]

@swonic1 they suck

[DesolationBlvd]

Dave Hill for president in 2012

[DaOneWhoRulz]

Tits and you suck at guitar.

[theusedrox1986]

ill out shred u bitch!

[jon930490]

It's funny how many people take offense to these videos. XD keep it up man

[TheWhocares233]

@jon930490 hahah its true...Anyone who takes these seriously has a mental disorder. for example 007kable.

[007kable]

Bitch im not a fucking pussy you faget your a queir proply have a little tiny penius the size of my new born chuwawa that makes it to where a chick cant bang you hahahahaha your gay fuck you

[jon930490]

@007kable so many grammar mistakes don't talk unless you talk right <3

[urkilord]

dude . . .your fuckin shit

[Antisepticification]

i love how many ppl take this seriously. this guy is a joke and its funny what hes doing.

[charliescene01]

u are the ball licker im gonna fuck ur mother while u watch and cry like a whiny bitch then im gonna shit out shit then make u eat my shit then eat ur shit originally made out of my shit then i kill u stupid fuck Love charlie scene

[HyperfastMalmsteen]

yngwie sucks?..YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DICK YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD!..I HOPE YOU DIE!!! YOU UGLY RETARD!!

[wickedcrazy3304]

yo put ur shirt on... ur fat as Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and take that giant ugly mask off ! because either u have a big ass head ( which u do) and an extremely ugly face!!!!!!!!!!! nd ur guitar playing sucks! u played the same shit over and over again then sped it up in a fake way........... ur better off learning off you tube.. not teaching on it!

[60spastlife]

lol... unfortunately, alot of guitar players seem to have that exact attitude, only theyre serious.

[simsam134]

nerd

[konachai1]

If you played that in real time it would sound pretty good. Pretty funny also.

[unclepic1]

GREAT BEST EVER!

[cobbler45]

wow

[apple30023]

What a fag!

[cawjib]

hmmmmmmm farkin hell just kill yourself mann

[cawjib]

fucking loner lol

[xxLolaBxx]

jeesus the guys obviously just having a laugh, this shit is funny. When he says 'Whats up you fucking pussys' thats aimed at people like you guys who take this seriously...douchebags.

[chewy6019]

this guys a fuckin tool no women r tryin to fuck u their paying u to stay away way away. your suck a cum guzzler

[387spiral]

@chewy6019 are you serious? this is obviously a joke anyone truly that delusional would have gotten their ass kicked years ago. i think it was a pretty funny vid.

[platinumaster7700]

guess what fatty. i killed your husband!

[Hybr1d6]

this guys a shit teacher what a bogan

gay teacher

[james15030]

that warmup was awesome dude, yeah man thats sweet, its just like how i warm up, but i do it faster than that man

[ItsAwkwardButiLikeit]

fucking fags stfu and quit taking things up the butt this is funny

[elithe6stringgod]

this guy is funny as hell XD

[monkeyx17]

hes even more ennoying that his first video

[1ferretlover1]

thats jus like the first video dude?

[highthere1234]

wow... your preety full of yourself for someone who probably cant play mary had a littke kamb... funny though ill give you that

[mandalorianzwarrior]

are u kidding? did u hear that mindblowing warmup?

[ziggzagpoop]

8====D

[newjerseyfan101]

@ziggzagpoop my brother asked if that was a smiley

[ziggzagpoop]

no it's a penis

[relacley]

@newjerseyfan101

i lold

[penfifteen666]

dude...he can totally play mary had a littke Kamb. and he is preety like you say

[joey6154]

Your Tits Look like they can play the guitar, without your fingers, yue probably used those to finger yourself,

[piggydoo]

dawg funnyest guy ever i tink he was drunk when ahe made this video

[ziggzagpoop]

i hate you. :(

[ezza63]

hahaha this guy is a such a cunt.. i love it

[Drumking2112]

all in good fun so lousen you up tight cock smokers! dave hill you earn the right to fuck anybody you want \m/

[meeras1001]

yeah not funny the second time

[blondeninja1000]

oh i fucked ur mom to and when i was done i could fit u in there fat ass

[angel666911]

hes hot

[johanlr]

YOU SUCK BRO THAT; ALL.

[iHaterx]

bestest fat person player.

Some day you die ill visit ur grave.

:D

[ethan520427]

real guitarest dont talk shit and its not a game dude. cut the shit and rele try u know what ill just have you come over and we will just see what you can do and hell if u rele suck like i think u do ill help u learn ''smoke on the water'' and i am not a fan so fuck off

[Brickhouseent]

he's a comedian dumbass

[gnivri93]

the intro and outro riffs aren't bad

[MrTomWeeks93]

i commented on the other video (you no the crap one) yh well i donno if any ones noticed but y when u hit the low e string its really high pitched like the high e string. DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U SO FUCK U, o and any chicks who wanna bang me drop me a line instead!!!

[penfifteen666]

its called an artificial harmonic you douche

[MrTomWeeks93]

totally (y)

[daewon100]

you are freaking fat you suck and my cat fucked your mother

[xjohnx19x]

its funny but i think its wrong for him to talk about malmsteen like that but the whole mowing the lawn and sneeking drinks from the garden hose thing is funny as hell

[Greylight32]

fuck you to lol

[breakoutin248]

You have a hairy chest and your pants were about to drop off.....but still funny

[mikelg9088]

u suck ill kick ur ass at guitar.... u suck stop makin vids its rlly not worth it btw no1 wants a 2in pinch

[rikufan38]

this video is amazing!!! XD!!

[thedesertfox234]

All of you people are stupid because this is a funny, stupid movie and I laugh at it everytime I watch it, it's that stupid. It's just like Junstinige3, he can't do anything, but people still laugh at him

[ScaryColors]

chicks wanna bang you as in slap your belly and watch it ripple. you're fat. and fuck you im faster byotch by the way your hair do aint cool, yo glasses aint cool, yo hairy chest aint cool and yo aint cool

[KnoxvilleZombie]

This guy nos how to pick up the ladies

[619jeffhardy619619]

WTF??

u suck

[Musicalgenius12345]

My mothers dead....your a terrible asshole and your such a loser your an embarrassment to assholes all over the world. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[rikufan38]

XD the irony is too good!

[Me7aLxGui7aRiSt]

Lol You remind me of Will Ferrel so much. Hahaha good shit.

[cew321]

lol i like ur warm up

[Gomagomes]

nice guitar

[copythat7]

why do you swear so much?

[Amonamarth1111]

at the end...FUCK YOU

lol

[nosamcuminhand1]

HAHAHA THIS GUYS FUCKIN FUNNY

[gibson1117]

I'm ur biggest fan. one question though. How long did it take to get that incredible physique? I've been workin out for a while now and i still can't look like u so I was just wondering if there is a secret to how u got ur hot body or wut?

[MrQmoney27]

asshole u take showers wit ur dad u dick

[sp2322]

ur such a fuckin cockblock u pussy ass mother fucker

[dracula555555]

haha he did yalls mutha!!!

[SabbathPig]

Playing fast isnt palying god !

You fuckin douche !

Your as ugly as my asshole !

no one wants you, fukin douche !

[saabie22]

They must not have irony where you live

[penfifteen666]

I disagree

Playing fast IS PALYING GOD!

if you want to PALY god you have to play FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS­SSTTTTTTTTTTTT

[SabbathPig]

@penfifteen666 than you are a douche!

listen to david gilmore or eric clapton, whatever -.- its called : Felling .|.

[penfifteen666]

dude...read your 1st post...IM FUCKING WITH YOU.. you said...and i quote "Playing fast isnt palying god !"

What the fuck is Felling? are you a lumberjack?

[skate1092]

fake you suck quinns ballz you muther#$@%^%

[ChillyPhilly666]

Wow, all the serious shredders and guitar elitists that commented this video are pretty retarded. Dave keep rockin', dude. Valley Lodge is great!

[moser8]

please make more guitar videos

they are fucking hilarious!

[haezgrae]

Dude, you're an awesome guitarist. Can you afford a descent shirt, or at least a cheap bra? I'm not a hater, just playing along with the roose... nice guitars and awesome guitar playing. What band to you own? And, lets get some pics of the girls you mention so often, would really like to see your groupies, man!! Thanks for sharing this hilarious vid. Later...

[brunofromthedark]

ummm whats the song on beginig?

[moser8]

wasted years by iron maiden

[walker142]

you would think a person who owns such sweet guitars would own a half-decent shirt...lol anyway funny shit, keep it going

[mathensem]

what a fucker. noob. lame. stupid guitar player. yang mamlmsteen is more btter than you fucker. dave hill a stupid fucker guitar player of all time. u teach ppl to fuck your mother no play guitar. you fucker. dont think i cn play fast as you. what a stupid fuck. cibai cannina

[youngme1991]

i like pie

[penfifteen666]

DUde...who the fuck is Yang Mamlmsteen?

[Chris050493]

This is a spoof video @.@

Calm down foo'

[14yellow6areblue]

you guys are a bunch on fuckin idiots. This guy is fuckin hilarious stupid shits. It's not supposed to be serious. P.S. funny shit man keep it up.

[1979cw]

@14yellow6areblue This guy is the biggest douche I have ever seen. I wish I had the 30 seconds back of my life that I wasted watching this shit

[FUCKUUBE]

Why so serious?  \

: | /

[monstermitch58]

even tho this is a joke

he does have a nice collection of guitars

[monstermitch58]

do u rly think hes serious?

its a joke hes a comedian

[bubbalwaldo]

hay elvis put a shert on

[spragy96]

you should give up on guitar because what i can see you suck. and what the guy b4 me said fuckin wax your chest you loser.

[penfifteen666]

YEAH dudes who dont wax their chest are losers!

[krampster2]

in ur last vid did u wax ur chest hair u fat slob!

[uloveme2nv]

my mom asked for her money back.

[ffheim]

what a fuckin homo, you're fuckin aweful loser. no living thing would mate with ur fat ugly ass

[bonzapanter]

YEEEEE.......You Rock Dave. And keep up the bigger then life attitude

[ziggzagpoop]

nobody here has a sense of humor! nobody that posted a comment on this video could ever amount to the amazing guitar youve seen on this video

[ukulelebradah]

what a fucken dick head you are..ill shove your guitar up yo ass..you fat piece a shit..hahaha

[jono19862007]

what a big bag of shit!! im gonna do everything i can to get you kicked off youtube forever!!! if anyone agrees say YEAH at the end of your comment thanks!!

[ExplosiveIndustries]

I shall crush you! I shall crush ALL of you!!!!!!! I am the greatest! You are nothing! NOTHING!

[krampster2]

yeah crush us with ur flaby man boobs and chest hair!!!!!!!!

[Sunnybouy]

Did he bang your Mother? LOL

[frostyman5]

GET A DAMN LIFE YOU FAT SLOB

[frostyman5]

i tottaly agree with robinobsession

[RobinObsession]

Yeah right. Instead of talking about all those 'chicks that want to bang you', which by the way, only a blind and deaf and mentally retarded hooker would want to bang you, why don't you go fuck yourself. You suck on the guitar, and at life in general. Get a life and stop posting shit on youtube. Asshole.

[TSKJxXBatmanXx]

Miyavi is totally better, he maybe gay but still its kickass

[marthkickssuperass]

your an idiot

[oreoburrito]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaahahahhahahahhahahah­hahahhahha

[basslaper64]

less talk more rock u FAGGOT

u only no 1 guitar line which isnst that amazing so i would shut the hell up u cocky ass hole yngwie would crush u!

p.s. nice man boobs ass-

[ethan520427]

you are so GAY. for 1 look at the guitar u have i have a B.C.rich warlock & a DEAN

i would kill u in a battle the amp waves would make u have a hartattack & look at your room dude do you still live with your mom you jack ass

[penfifteen666]

umm dude....thats called a Gibson Firebird......

and you do know this is a spoof right? go back and keep practicing sweeps and rolling your arpeggios....no one is threatening you

[penfifteen666]

yeah....Gibson's are lame......

BC RICH NJ Series rules!

[MaliceDren]

psh, I would crack your skull in a guitar battle.

[ChillyCheezItz]

Really funny!!

[davidprolow]

Hes preety funny but his such a asshole

[Deanjunkie666]

haha concieded much?

[Brett23win]

be nice to your strings dude

but you really are the fastest

ow and, fuck you

[Estorial34]

lol he is stoned

[majlou19]

bitch ass fuck u shit head

fucking prik offensive to your mum i fucked your mum gave her aids and she died ha take that fat bitch put a shirt on

[penfifteen666]

yeah you look like a stealth cat with the jaws theme song

[adamspankeygreenman]

dude.

you fucking amazing!!!

ha and you actually can play the guitar pretty good.

but fucking hilarious video

[FLDeathNoteCL]

Ha Ha.. your funny...

When you learn to play real guitar and not that bullshit... then we'll talk...

[penfifteen666]

easy trigger....get off the computer and get back to practicing sweeps

[RyAnMaHlEr1]

i dont know how any one can respect a bitch ass mother fucker like yourself so suck your moms dick and go to hell fuckin obama bitch.

[XDDisturbedXD]

hilarious, ahaha

[dreamyphil]

This is much fake. You are just wish you could be in the shredding, that is why you must fake. You are fooling by no body.

[penfifteen666]

I wish I could be in the shredding too. If im gonna fool by somebody , i wanna be in the shredding while im doing it

[HALEYSABAI]

Nice selection of guitars,dude...... you are fucking hilarious!

and I beat not a bad player either - Cheers

[crackferry]

you suck, but nice titties bro. Gonna jerk off to that later for sure.

[mawerwcer]

rofl you fake all this

[Killer0nTh3Run]

this sux

[theinverted]

I'm a way faster player then you!! I own 18 notes per second bitch ass

[neversipin]

fuckin' A awesome! I wish you were bangin' my mom and then we could maybe hang out after and do bongs of cocaine. ... I can handle it, I have a gorilla heart!

[ItsCalledaK0]

LMFAO at 3:40!

[N1nja32]

is this a joke?

[nailhead95]

how about u & i have a guitar battle

[solarnation]

982 views. Impressive.

[ExplosiveIndustries]

I will crush you, solarnation!

[Zarag0d]

dude you're a hilarious! HAHA! I seriously couldn't play that 1/1000th the speed that's still probably like 300 bpm lol.

[almaster0]

it must have been hard to do those 3 puch ups.

john pettrucci's phsyco lessons are way better

[IIadamSACKSII]

Dear lord, you played so fast the resulting smoke even covered up the letterboxing.

[0justBETHANY]

HAHA! great job man

[kukelz]

lol.. liked the trash talking :D

[PhoebusRose64]

woowowow!u fuckin melted my brain with that speed man,my eyes coulnt even see what u were playing!!!awesome.

[FatWagar]

woo wee..my eyes couldn't even keep up dude!!

[theultuggle]

oh. Mah. FUCKING GAWD!!!!

that was so awesome my brain exploded with the aweseomeness.

[KidArch]

HOLY CRAP ON A STICK

my mind is crushed

YOU ARE AMAZING