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  • If you've only lost *an* eye, you can see it. Surely it's just fun and games without depth perception?

  • @bogartnumbertwo Stop trying to be a smartass.

  • @bogartnumbertwo Nope, because Metallica only play with pirates.

  • @TheRealBarnez And Stephen Fry is a butt pirate, so...

    Kidding, I love Stephen. He's the voice of Harry Potter to me.

  • @bogartnumbertwo hey it's "James 'st. angrrrrr' 'Hetfield" we're talking about. Not the fizziest drink in the can dispenser surely.

  • I think James says "It's all fun and games until someone ""losses"" an eye"

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  • @eqsmooth Don't listen to them then... Simples

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  • @eqsmooth Alan Davies is a very funny guy, quite intelligent and paid a tonne of money to be a repeat guest on the show. Most times the obvious answer is the correct one, I may be a dumbass but I actually responded to the troll...

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  • @eqsmooth Exactly you dickhead, he PLAYS the jester. He is a comedic launchpad from which the show gains it entertainment value. Have you noticed they seem to get a lot of comedians rather than historians and scientists on the show? Weird hey! In REAL LIFE Alan Davies is a well educated and intelligent person. Im not quite sure how responding to your predictable, childish whinge about metallica is "interrupting" anything. Does it stop the video playing or something?

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  • @eqsmooth I can't be too average to warrant you creating a youtube profile just to make a weak gag, I noted you capitalised it all, just in case I missed the hilarity. 68 nameless, faceless internet users like something you said about one of the most loved bands in the world? Surely you must sit at the right hand of God to warrant such a following! You want a pat on the back for the ability to read? I can read too. It makes me smarter than you.

    A weakest link gag? Original, fresh and inspired.

  • The unlikeliest match between two of my favourite things in the world. I just about had a heart attack when Fry said this. How pathetic am I? (Answers on a postcard please...)

  • Just read a joke 90% the same on a totally different unrelated site, within the last 5 minutes.

    It was "...til someone loses an eye, then its the same game with a pirate".

    This is surely proof of the universe and Jesus and the Buddha taking the piss.

  • James Hatfield, who is, of course, a massive idiot, must be revering to lala-land which he visits often on drug fuelled benders and which is home for a large population of clumsy Cyclops'.

  • @Voxnulla If you are going to call someone a "massive idiot" at least spell his name right, It's Hetfield.

  • @mspill01 I see no reason to spell an violent litigious idiot's name right. He's a fuck. Let's spell his name F.U.C.K. It's not spelled right, but it's true. Hetfart, Hatfuck, FatFuck. Let's spell his name like he delivers his empty and flaccid lyrics. Namely incomprehensible and like gut noise.

  • @Voxnulla I understand him quite well, I am guessing you learned English as a second language. Maybe you should get your hearing checked... Who says he is violent? What is idiotic about being litigious, especially when it comes to creative control over millions of dollars worth of your I.P. I think being cautious about how your creative materials is accessed is far from idiotic. Either way, you can't even spell his name correctly.

  • @mspill01 Nonsense. I can, I just can't be bothered top look it up. He's a cock, you see. A massive throbbing cock of an excuse for a human being.

  • @Voxnulla So let me get this straight, he is a massive throbbing cock but delivers flaccid lyrics? There is something very Freudian there... I think a "massive throbbing cock" is a great excuse for a human being. To me it says potent, prominent, driven upstanding and powerful. To be honest, it is a fucking shit analogy for what you are trying to say.

    What can't you be bothered looking up? His name? Too much like work?

  • @Voxnulla It's 'Hetfield' dear, do get it right if you wish to criticise lest you look like an idiot, mono-ocular or otherwise.

  • @burlearth I have been scuffed at for that before. In fact in the very same thread. But surely I do not want to be grouped within the same category of "idiot" as the reactionary flame-baiter idiot who can't be bothered to glance over a single internet thread, so let me explain. I could not care less how you spell the litigious loud mouth's name. Not knowing, caring about or misspelling on purpose is just another proper insult to the fucking twat. Jemas Heitfold II.

  • Was this from a song or just a random quote from Hetfield?

  • fucking wooooooopppppppp

  • Just when I thought Stephen Fry couldn't get any cooler.

  • YEEEAAAAAAAHH!!!! (in a James Hetfield voice)

  • It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt- then it's a hot topic t-shirt.

  • whoop! James Hetfield!! \m/

  • \m/ S t ë p h ë n  f r Ÿ \m/

  • Stephen Fry bleeds metal!

  • @lonerworm as a member of the Light Metal Group the Bishop and the Warlord he most certainly does!

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  • That's what she said.

  • Metal up your arse!

  • @Riffman86 That sounds .... pretty gay.

  • @Neonman78 Stephen Fry is gay

  • @MrSoapywater1 No, twilight is gay - Stephen Fry is a homosexual :p

  • @Denethorable Aha! Thats good. He's also and bi-polar manic depressive. But he's such a great man. if you dont know what that meens it meens he gets depressed ON A HUGE SCALE

  • @MrSoapywater1 also means he gets happy on a massive scale, but the depressive bits are a bit longer / vary. It's not the funnest condition, but meh, i was fine before i knew i had it, and im fine knowing i do.

  • @cacophony1 It effects people differently. And its also how you handle it. My friend commited suicide when he found out he had.... Silly twat.

  • @MrSoapywater1 that sucks man :( sorry to hear. I just make sure i keep myself occupied. Medication is not for me, emotions are part of life, being creative during those periods helps quite a bit.

  • @cacophony1 You seem to have a grasp on it. 

  • @Denethorable Dunno, seems to me Fry is rather gay person; he's always smiling and happy.

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