The Witchest: Geralt Goes to Jail (The Witcher Machinima)

[99spymaster]

najlepsze jest to , że większość amerykańców albo anglików nie wie co oznacza pierwsze słowo w filmiku heh

[MrLoadingscreen]

SNAAKE EEAATTERRRRRRR.

[Seinnt47]

Spierrdalamy.!

[DeeJaySiddall]

i must say he did well for a tub of lard

[DeeJaySiddall]

Love This Game

[AndyRaslan]

You have to slay the cockatrice!

Me: Cock-in-Triss? Mmmmm, yummy - wait, is that a monster? Damnit....

[WardenDarlingClement]

LOL someone likes their makeup and red pouty lips xD

[Thesims7murdoch]

What the hell did i just watch :F

[vadimzeland]

36 people have their mothers sucking dwarf cocks.

[MastaChief345]

Loving that MGS music.

[TheTofuGod]

the monsters cock is out to tear its opponents vital organs out with surgical precision

[ArranoGris]

Delight my dice....hahaha.

[duagnelo]

You mother sucks dwarf cock.

[Goblexter]

1:45 -,-

[sebaswildboy]

Vizima hands in the air!!

[tes4player1]

"What do you know about cock?"

"It's twice the size of a large beak" lol

[Kilivor]

Chingados, cual es el pedo con este wey?

[UthersonL]

Just wondering... are you perfectly aware what is said during the Machinima logo? Well, it's Polish, literally translated to 'let's get the f**k outta here'. That's some prison break line...

[TinXpH]

genius. Fucking genius xDD

[hen2581]

funny very funny

[Voileipa]

"I have slain cockmonsters since childhood"

[TinXpH]

hahaha x)

[xwlr]

Where did you get the music from?

[xwlr]

Music is truly good

[GoldenAngell]

What's the name of the song when Geralt talks with Sigfried,it's BRILIANT! :D

[agente00cuyo]

@GoldenAngell its snake eater from the metal gear solid 3 soundtrack altough there are 2 versions,this is the instrumental one

[GoldenAngell]

Absofucking funny dude!well done LoL!!!

[RedheadScorpio]

mmmm.. Geralt talking dirty... <3

[ich1kawa]

Original, Polish voice is faar better IMO.

And dialogues are better : /

[MarkPanghy]

yeah, and the hungarian dubbed game's dialogues are better too.

[agente00cuyo]

i love the parts when geralt has sex

[Egger3rd]

They're twice the size of a large BEAK!

[Rad1ka1]

"I work alone.. but I couldent pass an opportunity to see a knight in action " ;D

[Dumblor]

I love the music when he speaks with siegfried :DD

[bluemetalice]

It is from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, and its name is "Snake Eater" ;D

[Dumblor]

yea... ''Snake'' eater, solid ''snake''. Suggestive themes here ?

[NoonWraith]

A Witcher!! Hide your cocks! =)))

[BlahBlahYouWho]

A bold statement! Whose very utterance implies that they had all been standing about with they members...plainly revealed. Fairy Whores!

[Incogneatus]

I thought this was a pretty godamn good recut. A shame I had to pick a game few knew and appreciated!!!!!!!!

[TotallyUninspired]

You kidding, this was excellent !!! Is there going to be an episode two? Anyways, love your work!

[Incogneatus]

Maybe later. The cockatrice cutscene pretty much was the best one in the game to make fun of.

[gv1955]

"I have a request... delight my dice"

"I'l shant ensist"

Very good

[1337guitarist17]

Must say, he did rather well for a tub of lard.

[rysliv]

lol

[xellestar]

LOLLOLOLOLOL

[baxizach]

JESUS FUCK. that was lulz.

[bountygiver]

"Your hair is like CUM"

"Abso-fucking-lutely beautiful"

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Then after listening to Siegfried's words I fell out of my chair XD

[Nazuris]

"no, i wasnt gay then"

lol

[NoAsking]

My sympathies.

[ivanyoulube]

Rofl!

[madgamer23]

rofl

[samgillispwnage]

"cockmanship"

[DarthEvilicus]

youtube poop meets machinima

[Incogneatus]

Machinipoop.

[Nystagmus1]

im stoned and its some funny shit!

[DjMontana42X]

i think Incogneatus was stoned too when he did this

[MrPuple10]

???????

[Techwrath]

... WTF? That made no sense.

[Zwooxy]

That was just a piece of randomness by a pervert ...

[DjMontana42X]

dont call Incogneatus a pervert! hes just a crazy mastermind from a other planet!

[Zwooxy]

I can agree if he's from another planet... But a mastermind?!

[DjMontana42X]

look someone with a low intelligence cant do vids like this, so his super intelligent and super stupid, so that means his too stupid to be smart and too smart to be stupid so that means his intelligence is too high t to be smart so his stupid and...

... and thats why... ...so.... and...

[Zwooxy]

...

That made sense...

[DjMontana42X]

hell yeah it made this was a very intelligent thing but it sounded too intelligent to be intelligent so it was stupid, so incog is not stupid his intelligent but that means hes not, so thats why his doing this vid and...

What am i saying? Give a brotha a break here!

[marekjestcool]

hahaha at the first half second a guy says he says "spierdalamy" in polish which means "we're getting the fuck out of here" lol

[Menace061]

omg its just ripe for cock jokes

[CrunkUnit]

thats fable 2 or something?

[hellspawn215]

its not fable

[EVERYONEisOWNEDbyROB]

dude wtf man

everything says the witcher

name

character

graphics

description

O_O

[Incogneatus]

Heh Thank you.

[solidsnakedaboss1988]

snake eater pwns this machinima so dint use the theme!

[NerdRoomProductions]

Made me lol.

[ahkrzych]

spierdalamy!!!!! hahahaha

[samgillispwnage]

you'll need to excel you cockmanship

[XLukerPP]

lol spierdalamy hehehe xD wiedźmin to najlpesza gra! !

[rubenskulstad93]

man thats funny! :D

[ZarcazmProduction]

sucks!!!!!!!!

[FatMarshall]

ass hole im greek!

[homicidemaniac]

ahah lol

[Incogneatus]

I'm going to Greece in a couple of months too. I'll defeat you, then thrash that butt and go free!

[FatMarshall]

Oh, hell ya! I was there back in December 2007 and July 2007. It's so fucking sweet! The nude beaches and hot ass women! You'll enjoy it, surely.

[Lezos93]

nice one...

[nathanhitman1]

what game is this

[ingofreak]

the witcher, one of the best rpg games out there.

[mathw11]

made by a country no one would think of

[ingofreak]

you mean Poland?

[euchenio]

great shitain?

[RedDragoon]

The Witcher

[Dohmer5000]

L O L!

LMAO!

[danne3343]

i dont get it

[Erago575]

wot game? :O?

[rkof1994]

witcher pc

[turokdinosaurkiller]

some perverted game!!!!!

[squishfaceofsaryrn]

its a youtube poop

[Impulse9090]

No way. It's funnier than the average youtube poop.

[forrestfire101CLUB]

4 and a half i would rate it i meant to say in my last comment

[forrestfire101CLUB]

what game is this machinima it's pretty cool i guess 5 and a half i would rate it if i could

[Incogneatus]

The Witcher PC, Xbox guys have "Rise of the White Wolf"

I'm guessing the console version will have less cock in it.

[utubesuckbad]

soft has butter lol

[funkytownallround]

omg that was so funny lol

[Razordude666]

3:10

[Incogneatus]

The Witcher gets a card everytime he gets laid in the game. Just in case people were wondering...

[maveriksword]

"no i wasnt gay at the time" "my simpathies" favorite part ever!

[MXhm91]

LMAO

[vVendettaVv]

lmfao

[AreUBlem]

lololololololol

cock monsters

[Stealthkiller93t]

hehe, cock master

[jse7ovese77]

ok r

[MadeinHell2]

Wait... the guy that gives voice to Geralt in english version of the game... isn't that Kyle Katarn? From the jedi knight?

[eugen1225]

soft as butter LOL

[ahryatheman]

lmfao

[TyLionHeart]

stupid!

[josegamer]

Metal Gear Music!

[achilles88]

give me thumbs down!!11

[itchyjunk]

ehhh

[Oldredtank]

Lol that was amazing and funny XD

[Mojn2]

nice

[NeoMeian]

what game is this?

[undesired44444]

The witcher

[Incogneatus]

"The Witcher" PC version.

[pokechips]

14th

[evillordofboredom]

you fail loopy

[evillordofboredom]

you fail noshedidn'tsaythat

[evillordofboredom]

who cares hunter

[ToxicatedLum]

SAD

[FuckTheFuckingSchool]

lol

[Sarugakai]

great

[evillordofboredom]

you fail stu

[babtothebone]

no one cares