FAT & SKINNY Celebri-Trash!

[vidann1]

gess Jessica's laughing all the wayt o the bank now that she's a millionaire. What's Lindsay doing???? Playing Court Tag and stealing. Rather be "fat" than in jail.

[MattyCBeatz]

Girls need a bit of Jelly!

watch?v=ikCZF1NaW5w

[onecentstamp]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNFLATTERING11

[dork5Rus5]

"what do we got now, Twilight and Miley Cyrus...meh."

LMAO. 

[girlytubegirl]

I was going to google the Karen Carpenter diet.... but then i got it....

[beckbeat89]

Oh come on Jessica simpson is not that bad.

[yousuckinlying]

loser

[TheSumsum07]

idiot!

[FendiAndThenDonna]

Wow Jessica Simpson && Lindsay Lohan need to get back to the wya they were before. Being skinny doesn't look good on everyone && Lindsay Lohan was so much sexier before.

&& Jessica Simpson was prettier when she was slender; she can't pull off being thicker like Tyra Banks can

[amcharg]

ha ha love it... its so good getting your updates in the inbox.. i very rarely get time to search the net or read the papers or watch the news.... too busy working... but i try to make time to watch your cool vids... keep it up!

[loverboyupland]

well i think lindsay use to look gorgeus, but now its a little too thin for my taste but thats just me i guess, she looks great in a dress though

[loverboyupland]

hahaha yeah 2007 was awesome!

miss those days when jessica and lindsay were hot!

[tabloidjunk]

Doesn't Lindsay still look the same?

as for Jessica, she was super thin then.. like... Ana-Thin!

[WhatGirlNow]

lol twilight and miley cyrus.

wanna wake me up when you get woken up bc i am bored too lol

ur great btw!

[tabloidjunk]

aww.. you're so kind..

thanks for watching!

[Tynx]

you are funny, I really enjoy watching your vid...gets me giggling everytime!! xxx

[ostereo]

omg i couldn't agree with you more lol

[dayanadazzle]

and you think lindsay lohan's starving herself just cause she's not admitting herself into rehab? seriously. many people enter rehab for the wrong reason - to prove to others that they are doing something about their habits. you think rehab really helps fight the REAL reasons why people are HOOKED onto substances in the first place? it's more to do with the mental. and we're all mental. for so many reasons. "There it is! The most terrifying place".even the hamster in Bolt knows what Hollywood is

[dayanadazzle]

i'm sorry..but gossip and social ills are interesting? who divorced who, who ate what, who went where is THE news of all time? we have people killing people just for land (that isn't even OWNED by men), we have people starving (because of NO FOOD rather than anorexic), we have people buying bling blings and big cars when other people don't even have a roof over their heads...and we look for drama outta celebs? seriously..look outside of that box. it's time for beneficial knowledge, don you think

[minhman13]

I totally agree with you. Twilight and milley is not exactly exciting compare to the stuffs happened. Miss Winehouse needs to drop another album and need to perform drunk again.

[runawayfae]

you never fail to amuse me

[slyrat53]

2007 was great. You hang out with your friends and then someone runs up and says: "hey did you hear BLANK got arrested for running someone over?" Those comments always made my day. Great video! Your work never ceases to amaze me, ur starting to sound like jay lenno!

[tabloidjunk]

Oh i know! Britney was running over the paparazzi all the time.. and remember that stalker car chase and then crash by lindsay lohan only hours after being released from custody? that one was fun too!

- Thanks so much for the kind comments.. glad you like my stuff.

-TJ

[Mexapplethief]

hilarious!

[damienmj]

the videos are getting really professional.

i think it would be funny to green screen urself into the jungle next week!

[AiMeiNeko]

yeh wheres the fun? And I dont think Jessica looks THAT fat its not like she rolled on stage or anything, I agree with you that the outfit did most of the damage.

[VincentGonzo]

Your joking right ? nothin personal, but I pick Jess over Ash, At least she can sing. And so what if her life style changed. One she's a good country singer and two, she's not even close to be considered "fat". My best guess is it's because of the outfit or she's possibly pregnant.

[tabloidjunk]

Thats what i was saying in the video.. Yes she has gained SOME weight.. but mostly it was just that hideous outfit. And yes, i agree, she can sing very well.. but she hasn't exactly been embraced into the country music scene with open arms. - And yeah.. i think Ashlee is really glamorous now. She was fuckin ugly when she was younger but now she is gorgeous.

[VincentGonzo]

I know. Yeah she needs to embrace country more. Still you and me both know theres so many fuckin hippocrates out there looking for something to point and insult at, ya know ?

[Mysticblue1212]

You are right, Jessica Simpson wasn't wearing anything flattering. However, I kind of find her more attractive at the heaver weight.

[networksarah]

Haha, you're right! Bring back '07!

[tabloidjunk]

The good old days!

[notcalebkruzel]

<3!

[geroldkid]

I like the fat Jessica Simpson.

Lindsay...Girl. Eat. A. Sandwich.

[tabloidjunk]

i know!! she looks like she is in desperate need of a good feed! The poor thing isnt experiencing the joys of chocolate!

[DJE179]

We should build a time machine to go back to 2007 or even 2006 and live both those cool years, also 1996/7&8 were ok, and the '00' would be good, fuck it lits go back 15 years and do what we should have then!

Thick and Salty

[tabloidjunk]

Oh i know.. wouldn't a time machine be fantastic! i wish it were possible.

- thanks for watching hun

[audionautix]

another fine installment. Well written and performed.

[tabloidjunk]

Why thank you!

[MrHollick]

Fun fun stuff! OMG I had no idea jessica simpson porked out are those photos real??? omg

[tabloidjunk]

How could you not know!!? its like totally taken over the internet in the past week!

[MrHollick]

I've been in a cave...

[lidespinkparty]

Oh my god I absolutely adore you!

[tabloidjunk]

OMG you are SO kind! thanks!!

[lidespinkparty]

No hunnie, thank /you/

Wow if I were moving to Sydney instead of Melbourne I'd love to catch up I'm sure we'd be best friends for life haha xx

[tabloidjunk]

Oh.. what a shame!

- where are you moving from by the way?

[lidespinkparty]

eurgh it's terribly embarrassing... hobart.

[tabloidjunk]

LOL.. well..Not that i have ever been there.. but.. well done for moving to Australia!!

when are you moving? and what are your reasons?

[lidespinkparty]

Hahaha

I should be moving in a few months.. I'd say the poor amount of queers in Hobart is reason enough to move but really it's because Melbourne is more me. I don't belong in ho-town. Like the cast of Will & Grace thought they were, I am destined for better things ;)

[tabloidjunk]

Oh honey.. i TOTALLY get you.. thats why i moved to Sydney from shitty little Adelaide.. i needed more!

- good luck... you are going to LOVE it i promise!

[Joshallenisme]

ohh the good ol' day's!

[tabloidjunk]

i know! fuck i miss it! - who wants to know about the Jonas Brothers!

bring on a good old fashioned REAL celebrity drama and i'm a happy guy!

[Joshallenisme]

I think this means were getting old....

OMG were getting OLD!!!!!

or maybe it's just bacause we don't have "teen ear syndrome" anymore...

remember when "Hanson" was "good" same thing as the Jonas Brothers they suck... we know that but for some reason tween girls&gays don't hear that...

[tabloidjunk]

I hate to admit it but yes, i remember when Hanson were the big thing.. Though i thought they were totally hot and i wanted to marry them when i was 11, i actually did grow up to appreciate the music they made after they went through puberty.. check out their album "This Time Around"...it's really good.

- btw.. thanks for watching!

[Joshallenisme]

I like the new album... AND I do still enjoy the flshbacks I get from listening to mmmbop

This Time Around is the one with the song "Georgia" on it right?

[sherwinjtb]

lmao =X

[HarveyLocust]

ROFL!!!! good stuff!!!!!!!!!

[tabloidjunk]

You're awesome buddy.. thanks so much for sticking with me for so long.

- TJ

[fdndhead]

LOL the Kaen Carpenter Diet

[tabloidjunk]

haha - yeah.. i think that accurately demonstrates what i was talking about!