Game Fails: Halo Reach "Curiosity... deadliest of foes"

[Ice27076]

Thats happened to me before!!!

[assassinator9812]

i could have sworn that that was the lantern and there was a message in there or somthing

[Gokun12498]

i could say, "The lantern takes time to dig the snow......and exploded when it touch the ground" or Admiral Ackbar could say, "IT'S A TRAP!". Or his teammate could say, "No idiot, it's a tra......retard..".

[Yceb0x]

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while this guy was the suspect.

[gateship2]

Why do people in Reach look at live explosives and go "What is that? Should I shoot it? If I shoot it will candy come out?"

[TheFunnyman25]

when in doubt... shoot it!

[HazzaChannel]

"What is that? Is it a deer? Is it a donkey? Let me see your fa-BOOM"

[darklordsatonicbane]

i kinda figured this would involve Kat

[exodia200011]

its a trap



[trebot9292266]

it was a TIMEBOMB.

[mocman9]

its a Tactical Insertion

[Hilian95]

Touch

[SuperLegopants]

hey.HEY!!!you dropped your vibrator miss!!!wait a minute...OH FU...

boom

[LeechOfSukiness]

IT WAS A CREEPER!!!!

[NJD2014]

Hey look! A cucumber! Oh wait...shit.

[DinoBlaster1000]

Well apparently... this bomb could wait a while

[Londsword55]

Time bomb

[Pixy619]

And that is why we do not approach unexploded ordinance.

[1177password]

Beware of radioactive dildos

[DamianWayne777]

So that's where Bart kicked the Uranium rod.

[BladeLigerV]

what happens when you play rpg games to long

_halo reach_

ooo a shining green thing

im going to take it

and pot it in my EEEENDLES inventory bag

touch BOOOOM

[DeathclawXIII]

He blew up because jesus didn't love him

[ThreeProphets]

"What the hell is that? Why is it glowing? Oh, that looks like a live Fuel Rod. Maybe I better back u-" *BOOM*

[Coaxke50]

*groan* BETRAYED!

*groan* BETRAYED!

*groan* BETRAYED!

*groan* BETRAYED!

*groan* BETRAYED!

[MegaCaolan]

Blue Guy- Ooh kryptonite *BOOM*

(Later in hell)

Blue Guy- Wait this must mean Im SUPERMAN

[TypicalJ0e]

@MegaCaolan I had often hoped I would turn out to be superman, and now I am, thanks to Halo... And lag

[ThatDarnNO0b]

Um was that a tactical insertion?

[ThePhi1ly]

"I found something! "Is it a spider? "No, it's green. "Is it a green spider?" *BOOM*

[cormcrazy]

caboose:touch

[CraZFul43]

well what did you think was going to happen?

[sasuke03221]

the ghost layed an egg :D

[bananaman325]

random thing appeared!

Blue Spartan used leer!

Random Thing used Selfdestruct!

CRITICAL HIT!!!!

[TheHiralis]

Caboose: Oh...my.....GOD! ANDY! YOUR A WITCH! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! I WILL GET A BUCKET OF WATER AND -

*BOOM*

Agent Tex: What happened to caboose?

Church: Oh, yea, him. He tried to save his friend from being a witch but -

Tex: Who?

Church: Andy, anyway, andy detonated and killed caboose. Ah well. Look at it this way. At least I won't lo- *gets shot in the head* GOD DAMMIT WASH!

Wash: Not my fault, someone put bullets in my gun.

[Deathmatch564]

"awesome the lantern choose me!" "BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM"

[SonicShadowSilver365]

Caboose: Hey what's that. OOOOOHHHHH..... PRETTY... *starts* I'm gonna touch it. Ok I'm gonna leave n *BOOM*

[mtgemperor]

did anyone else have a flashback to RvB Season 1 with Donut and the sticky to his head?

[Rekku64]

@mtgemperor I was thinking Season 8, when the Meta is slowed down and Doc is punched into the wall.

[catboy239]

@mtgemperor "A blue spider!?!?"

[Th3Bak3dNinja]

@mtgemperor IT'S A SPIDER

[ImLunarTheDragon]

@mtgemperor lol yea

[Tonystarkfil]

Spartan: "I'm going to call you bob. hmm, what are you bob? I'v never seen anything like you before." BOMB EXPLODES

AH! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME BOB!?!?!?!?~

[3G0T15T1C4L]

did anybody else think of tactical insertions from MW2?

[thegame2531]

@3G0T15T1C4L No, because I don't like to think about terrible games.

[Cy219]

Thats what we in the military call a UXO....... Avoid and report it to your chain of command!

[razor2341]

"Showing this to recruits" When you see an explosive that is frozen... DON'T try to pick it up and DON'T shoot it. Actually, you know what, just avoid it all together.

[ACEF22able]

..................holly.......­....

[SynapticTank]

Why is everybody's first instinct to shoot things that confuse them?

[Wolfdragoness]

curious Blue, curious little spartaaaaaaaan 'BOOOOM!!'  *used Curious George theme :D*

[toymaster40]

it was a pickle

[PaintballGuy1231]

Looked like crypotonite lmao

[SnideGreenieXD]

seems as if curiosity

*puts on monocle*

killed the cat!

[thepokeguy98]

a grenade got stuck to a friend of mine and it was on his crotch and he said: QUIT STARING AT MY-

boom

[floundericiousWA]

What...is it a green spider!??

[PiFace13]

why did he shoot it?

[Wthtcat]

Ajjjj

[RedSkullJKU]

this happened when Caboose pressed the second button

[MajorCool1000]

i laughed when phsyics failed

[churro1911]

LOL he thought the latern chose him

[Hepdawd]

@churro1911 Denied......Self-Destructing..­..

[valcon71]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fruityPebbles777]

Press 5 then 7

[partyman147]

0:12 Rape.

0:14 Rape.

0:15 Rape.

0:16 AWAWWAH

[Redds155Blackstar]

the same thing happend to me on call of duty but instead it was an rpg rocket and then a guy sniped me haha

[MrVampireSlayer]

I... Can't... breath. That's awesome!

[TimmyGdaman]

at :13

GREEN LANTERNS LIGHT!

[JordanCanton]

"Hey whats that ominous green thing on the ground..........I'm gunna touch it" BOOM! "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WTF"?

[superspartan1123]

layarteb...

[366438]

he thought it was green lanturns ring

[phillip11233]

its a failed tactial insertion

[CtrlAltDeleteStudios]

"oooooooohh What does THIS button do?!" "NO!! DEE-DEE DON'T TOUCH THAT BU-"

[dragonmerc0]

we saw some stuff and then we saw some other stuff

[captROFLcopter43]

poke......nothing happ.. OH GOD

[DylanMorroll]

That's instant karma right there, trying to stop his friend from having the ghost, tut tut

[MrAwsome944]

ohhh pancakes! i just wanna stick my face in them!

[Samafoof]

@MrAwsome944 lol knox :D

[SwiftBuffaloEater]

its an explosive kryptonite

[fcnwssp]

simmons: hey doc. its not really moving slow. we;re just viewing it in a slower time frame.

doc: noo look how slow its moving

*tink*

*boom*

[gameforhelp]

oh boy l i love touch things

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

[iluvlaxalot]

"POKE"

[unconsciousdirt]

Whoa...It didn't explode...What does it mean? *boom*

[ntico25]

Well i guess

*Puts on his reading glasses*

Curiosity really did ki... BOOM

BETRAYED

[BigBlueGoat]

I never realised that fuel rods look like dildos before...

[jeppewie1206]

@BigBlueGoat fuel RODS.

[sonow666]

I like how he starts to slowly back away then it blow up like "I'm just gonna back up before this goes off-" :boom: betrayed, :boom: betrayed, :boom: betrayed

[deadgamer34]

epiic fail

[DisguisedNinjas]

Curiosity, it's bad enough you're killing cats, stop torturing these guys!

[TigerRifle1]

Reach deserved to fall if people like this guy were protecting it.

[cooldude1337642]

*pokes thing in the ground* okay looks safe *shoots it* GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

[bigboss2391]

donut: ohh look a spider

[Jameson178]

So was that green thing a banshee rocket that didn't explode?

[delfuegoful]

Looks like he got...

*puts on sunglasses*

BLOWN THE FUCK UP!

Yes, I just skipped the joke part, deal with it

[FraAngelico729]

@delfuegoful That was the best one yet.

[55jellybelly551]

i just fucking laughed my ass off!!!!!!

[MystampProductions]

WTF tactical erections in halo now!

[xxgrant37xx1]

that spartan had caboose moment

[Pinheadlou666]

Behold! The magical flaming cucumber!

[N3RDYKID97]

well, i guess curiosity killed the ... oh wait, its not kat.

[Gzuzluvzu]

Ohh Caboose..

[definitionofunstable]

hhmmmm andy what are you-

blam

[BrokenheartedX4]

Andy's dream came true, he blew up for once.

[epoc102]

So that's what happened to Andy

[wolf731000]

I love lag

[KacMonsta]

Is it just me, or i anyone else dissapointed that he didnt teabag the light lmao

[ColoradoCyclist]

"Wait you dropped a bomb! Never mind i will get it for you... Or not..."

[88472456]

LOL that reminds me of 1 that was in fails of the weak when the corpse has its jetpack locked and a dude punches it and go sailing xD

[TheGlitcharoo]

I don't care if the "MW3 beta" came out because if it actually did, then you wouldn't have to make it almost unreadable.

Thumbs up so those idiots can see!

[gh3rockstar31]

This dude was like "ok who planted a tactical insertion in Halo"

[AndQuocDrew]

Caboose: "Hmm whats this, its shiny... I wonder if I could poke it... *POKE* Oh.. my.... god.. I need to go tell tuc.." *Boom*

[trinityzaku]

Hey guys its a dud! "BETRAYED"

[gencrazyman]

Where Dem Chiggen Nuggets At? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[BlueGlowingLight4]

The first rule of unexploded ordinance.

DO NOT APPROACH

[spikewrath]

oooooohhh looook its shiny..........*drools*

[MrN3Lz]

And that's y we never go near live missiles

[TypicalJ0e]

Thank for liking the fail People, I have sent others in 2 Fotw, but i doubt they'll be found for a while..

Keep Failing XD

[ELGATO24X]

blue: i wonder what happens if i touch that strange looking glow

(blue touches glow)

KA-BOOM)

sniper who was watching him: dumbass

[OKeefeSan]

Hey look guys it's a dud!

[JJTYL3S]

We told you Caboose dont touch anything :D

[ZachMulcahy]

BEST ONE SO FAR !

[noobs1ayer11]

its a radioactive dildo

[drgirp]

Touch.

[xscipio527x]

I love the epic faceplant.

[OmegaFunniProduction]

Didnt know that Glowing Dildos existed... girls might go out with a bang with this one... OH DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD! :D

[Pwnageproductions7]

"That was the worst shot ever, of all time"

"Not my fault someone put a banshee and a blue guy in my way. Hard to resist."

[Pwnageproductions7]

Me: Caboose what did you do this time?

Caboose: It's not my fault someone put a banshee and a blue guy in my way. Hard to resist if you know what I mean.

[xKyleJohnsonx]

This needed to be in fails of the weak.... they keep putting the funny fails in game fails, but then put someone walking off a cliff in fails of the weak... Jack and Geoff are becoming the only reason I watch it now :(

[Wolfdown700]

How is it that the fails you see in fails of the weak now aren't anything to laugh about when these ones are?

[SixpackSoap]

how did this not get into fails of the week??

[TheLordPhilip]

Caboose: ......touch. BOOM!

[datechydude]

Caboose: ooh look Sheila i found i shiny!

Sheila: that is acutely a banshee rocket

Caboose yay i always wanted to go to the moon!

Sheila: retard retard retard ret-BOOM

[batcountryboy93]

didnt u hear? the covenant came out with a new missile. its called the angler, it stays in the ground for a while so it can attract a person. then when it has the persons attention BLAM!! dead. fuckin aliens are gonna rape us now!! i mean look at our spartans?? they fuckin stare at random green things wonderin "oooh whats this lemme poke it! -pokes BOOM-"

[16killman]

how the fuck didn't this make it in Falls of the week?

[gingerofwar97]

"I've never seen a spider like that before....."

[YZKyleXY]

@gingerofwar97 xD RvB FTW

[PokemonFan7766]

lol he just staries at the green rocket

[Christos1680]

"Hey its a dud!! Whew... ok now to get...BOOM!! XD

[J88Wolf]

Blue:

"Hmmm? What is that?" *Walks over*

"What the hell is this thing?!"

*Looks closer*

"Hmmmmmmmmm"

WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S A- *BOOOOOM!!!!*

xD

[XxjrxX8081]

Supermans weakness kryptonite

[WaddleBuff]

@HaloMaster720 That wasn't even funny dude.

[AvinGE28]

@HaloMaster720 You're gay.

[0IIIIII]

@AvinGE28 well you're foolish

[flamees45]

lol it was plutonium

[MrBlaker14]

Shut up with the sunglasses joke. Its not funny.

[Mikey12457896]

Omg that never gets old, I can play that over and over! XD

[muntasir20]

#LOL

[AI3xz]

You know what they say... Curiosity killed the cat :D LITERALLY

[MSteniente77]

looks like the banshee dropped radioactive cum!

[50rokr13]

It's okay guys its a dud*BOOM*

[supabambam]

:Caboose: ohhh a shiny green thing

:Church: Caboose NOOOO

:Caboose: "touch"

*Boom*

:Caboose: ouch

[NotThatGuy523]

that map is one messed up map

[aldamokm]

well i guess we found kat's toy.

a radio active dildo :D

[tomclancey619]

@aldamokm radioactive is one word num nuts

[aldamokm]

@tomclancey619 my mistake sorry

[firefurnece]

lol that would so be me in real life like

shiny......

green.....

poke...

[vorres123]

Caboose:....touch....ow

[Ace99311]

LOL, why is everyone saying LOL? :|

[GatorTomKK]

patrick: touch

police: dont touch

[sw204me]

LOL! Wtf was that?

[Reap1026]

LOL, that was great

[linenlines]

LOL



[theNomadz]

Very amusing fail

[TANSKBD]

BETRAYAL *BOOM* BETRAYAL *BOOM* BETRAYAL

I just love when stuff blows up.

[Jackdg1984]

Wow lol I've never seen that before.

[MrCody12349]

Geoff wud be die laughin at this  =(

[xChaos23]

@MrCody12349 Its about us laughing not Geoff...

[MrCody12349]

@xChaos23 Yes but he probadly would die form this one...AND IT IS ABOUT GEOFF LAUGHING!!!!

[xChaos23]

@MrCody12349 No Fails of the week is this channel was made for all those who love the fails not someone else' laughter.

[MrCody12349]

LOL'ED SO HARD!!!!

[masterchief156111]

Hahahaha curiosity killed the spartan !

[SpectralAcid]

by far the best scream at the end yet. marathon. classic...

[DragonXPG]

It was peeing until it saw the blue, so then it freaked out so much, it blew up...

[BlackouttPlaysGames]

laggggggg.