King of the Hill - Hank Confronts Nerd

[marshypenguin]

Virginity protection: level up!

[themangakawolf]

i am over 9000

[Tehguy248]

"MMAAAA?"

[yashespatel]

disregard harlots, acquire terrible power

[Mussbus1]

@yashespatel rofl

[ANGRYMAPLE]

I never really watched King of the hill until now, it's as funny if not funnier than the simpsons was when I grew up with that. I like abit of family guy now and then and the 4 episodes of Cleveland show I saw made me laugh.But to hear that King of the hill got cancelled just to make way for a spin off of family guy kinda pissed me off. If Ive got my stories wrong then Im wrong but that's what it seemed like and Fox honestly made a mistake...heres hoping its brought back there's no reason not to

[VegaStarAngel]

Some of this isn't your fault.

[Pikminiman]

Sounds like David Cross.

[bleachwad]

my face was buried in my palm while trying to listen to this guy

[HelpfulYoshi]

Yea, I put a spell on his ass...with my foot.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

The only powers he has are to repel females of all varieties.

[StopFlaggingVideos]

"and waste my seed on a common harlot? not likely"

:B

[halo3mongooseftw]

reddit in a nutshell

[nerdydesi]

Lol a maiden delivered to him from the east. Just like all the other pathetic weaboos that have to get asian girls because their own white women loathe them. XD

[KiamarMasterT]

That nerd's mom must be a whore.

No wonder he acts like this haha!

[Avatar230594]

Hank shut him down.

[lordxheroth]

I suddenly feel MUCH better about myself.

[SchizmCyantist]

not even close. i am 5000.

[soopawhoops]

@SchizmCyantist you know what? i'm over 9000!!!!!

[SchizmCyantist]

@soopawhoops HAHA that's what i thought when i first heard it!

[jabber1990]

I know people like this, like personally

I hung out with them in high school

they beat me up frequently

[Capo7615]

@jabber1990 Beat up? Shit school.

[Ivanator777]

so reeds horrible power is calling his beastly mother MA the slutty troll

[QueenoftheDookie]

I have terrible powers!!

Yes your "powers" do suck, I agree

[NintendoToaster]

I've never seen this ep but I totally knew this scene was going to end with a "kick your ass"

[Travzter]

@NintendoToaster lol this episode is hilarious u need to see it

[swingkingzz]

this is every redditor

[TheIncredibleFruit]

Not even close, I am 5000

[HandofMisery]

He sounds a little like Zero and davidr64yt. No insult to either of them.

[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

make fun of me and I'll kick your ass!!!

[Warbash22]

I am 5000.

[AnimalMother316]

Can you blame him? I like Asians too.

[nerdydesi]

@AnimalMother316 Are you white too? : D

[Mbash93]

He sounds a lot like Zero from GTA:SA. Same voice actor?

[silverking5820]

@Mbash93 Yeah, it's David Cross.

[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

@Mbash93 LOL THAT"S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!

[10gamertag]

Lighting bolt! Lightning bolt!

[j0r3l07]

....MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[koatam]

LIGHTNING BOLT!!!

LIGHTNING BOLT!!!

[CommanderMeaty]

pedofile nerd

[420DROOPS21]

adult swim rules !!!!!!!!!

[cantryss]

This is what I assume people that play cod look like a lot. XD

[Rocker42070]

@cantryss funny, even if I don't look like that lol

[MalfunctionalHaywire]

2 nerds got their asses kicked by Hank Hill.

[yahoofeet123]

Austin Ausman Astrabartard XD

[mickeymouse12678]

Oh please, I'm 5000.

[TheOneYouDespise343]

If my ass is going to be kicked, then it shall be kicked *puts hands together*.

[J88Wolf]

@Kaelaholme Are you serious?! xD I've learned something new today!

[jackbadboy1996]

i swear to god if he said over 9000

[HOLYDSFA]

@Kaelaholme well my mind is completely blown.

[TheArwingStudios]

How old are you 30 40?

Not even close

IM OVER 5000!!!!

[HankHillTexan]

I showed that goddang Jackass who's who, I tell yuh H'whut!

[Vader3123]

RESPLENDENT!!

[mediamarky]

Same voice of Zero in GTA San Andreas

[aldrickbarber35]

"How old are you? 30? 40?" "Not even close. I am 5000." LMFAO

[Dracofangstudios]

Waste your seed on a common harlot? But your already wasting it on your sock dude :P

[tastynuggets21]

@Dracofangstudios '

People still jerk off into their sock? I thought bananas were all the rage these days.

[hoodstarx1]

powers couldnt get your ass through a locked door though

[mcamac1]

AND WASTE MY SEED ON A COMMON HARLOT--LOL I always say this even though I'm a girl, maybe I should stick to THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU

[machinimater]

I have powers. Terrible Powers!!! Pocket sand

[kubix79]

I had locked myself out of my dorm room a few minutes before I watched this.

[StormsongK]

This goes beyond nerd and goes right to full tilt whacko.

[DoubleEdgedSword12]

....MMMAAA

[mrvoorhees96]

IT'S OVER 5000 LOL!!!!!!!

[ragnorokh]

Austen Ausmen Stracklabartard!!

[BradyLovesPipo]

Does this guy (the nerd) remind anyone else of John Travolta in Battlefield Earth?

[BlueXCanary]

I swear this is me after 4,983 years. and I don't even have a penis.

[Slic3R1]

Zero from San Andreas.......

that's all i've got to say

[GBOveRatEdGB]

and waste my seed on a common harlot lmao!

[MaleficDan]

can you get the clip where his mom flirts with Hank?

[FluffMaster101]

"Some of this isn't your fault". He actually said that with a fake voice.

[annoyingorange]

austinsmaucklin astrabartard.

[iaresheepy]

@annoyingorange it's not smaucklin.. get your hearing checked bro

[RyouuichiKun15]

me after i graduate

[Robotstunt]

Pocket sand.

[negima1276]

Is that Michael Bolton?

[Something6000]

"I HAVE POWERS! TERRIBLE POWERS!"

No bitch, no you don't.

[joshster89]

"A maiden will be delivered up to me, probably from the east" refers to nerdy guys who marry ugly asian girls because they both can't get anything decent.

[nickjujitsu]

'And waste my seed on a common harlem, not likely!'

I'm using this line from now on.

[FundamentalPhysicist]

@nickjujitsu Harlot, harlot...

[nickjujitsu]

@FundamentalPhysicist *sigh*

Some of this isn't your fault, I mean a man can only take so many comments on youtube before he goes to pieces. Good luck to you buddy and stay way from my commentry or i'll kick your ass.

[FundamentalPhysicist]

@nickjujitsu Whatever makes you sleep at night.

[nickjujitsu]

@FundamentalPhysicist To answer your comment, the answers horchata.

[TheloniousKeys781]

@nickjujitsu He was just correcting your very stupid mistake, b4 you actually went out in the real world saying it. Stop being a dick about it.

[nickjujitsu]

@TheloniousKeys781 Wow, sounds like a whinny troll. It's nice to know I commented 3 weeks ago, but unlike him, you can't let go of things. And for the record, I wrote them because they're king of the hill references, not because I had something against him. If anything, you're the dick for trying to do justice. Now if you weren't a dick, you wouldn't reply to this comment.

[TheloniousKeys781]

@nickjujitsu lol, shut up. Your mistake was stupid ("harlem", wtf?), the simple references you made were intended to be douchey , and you refuse to own up to anything. You're right I was late to recognize that your comment was 3 weeks old (since its so close to the front.) But it still seems like a wrong that was never made right.

[nickjujitsu]

@TheloniousKeys781 Wow, your so retarted to have started this conversation that even you would comment on something old to make yourself feel good. The fact my comment was stupid de-values your argument even more since it shows your arguing over nothing. And you say I refuse to own up to anything?

Put your head up your ass and see if it fits. It will do you favours since you feel obliged to make wrongs right.

[TheloniousKeys781]

@nickjujitsu lol, what? you were a dick and that's it. You can choose to continue being one if you want, but the guy corrected you on your mistake and you used koth to be a dick and so I called you out. Tho I do regret bringing up old news, u were a dick. End of story.

[nickjujitsu]

@TheloniousKeys781 It's takes one to be a dick, it takes another to sink to a dick's level.

[Mrpenguinman8]

@TheloniousKeys781 dude, im on ur side. nickjitsu is being a total D**k. seiriously...

[RDBeatnik]

He sounds like David Cross.

[CoolerKing37]

@RDBeatnik That's who voiced him.

[anythingnew]

Hank showed mercy to this guy lol

[HEHENigel]

hahahahahaahahahaah



[fairyheli2]

he may have powers, but how can he get power with propane and propane accesories?? muwhahahahahahaha

[fizzzzaa1]

its the teacher from beavis and butthead hahaha

[joekerr666]

Bring back HOTH...Cleveland show sux!!!!

[Esorassen]

@joekerr666 *KOTH

[Kleave333]

@joekerr666 What does Star Wars have to do with this?

[HOLYDSFA]

@joekerr666 wtf is HOTH?

[MrHamsterpower]

@joekerr666 HOW DARE YOU

[MalfunctionalHaywire]

@MrHamsterpower The Cleveland Show is mediocre at best. It's just Seth Macfarlane trying to mooch off the "success" of Family Guy albeit with a different character. I'm kind of surprised he didn't go with Quagmire or something stupid like that.

King of the Hill was unique and humorously clever. Removing King of the HIll was just the Fox executives trying to make a quick buck with Seth Macfarlane. It was just a big collusion, IMO.

[highlander5523]

@MalfunctionalHaywire

if quagmire left, family guy would lose its only decent character (ironic considering that he is a rapist)

[jorge10928]

@joekerr666 HOTH? It's KOTH.

[ItsEzekiel]

@joekerr666 the cleveland show is funny your just racist

;) (jk)

[KyockLee123]

@ItsEzekiel Nigger.

[ellieysama]

Believe it or not there are NERD dads out there XD who amazingly struck out some kids before hitting a milestone in their lives going NERD and their kids even worst.

[robertsfunny1995]

Why exactly is it, that when Bobby was wearing a wig and listening to that one singer, Hank thought he needed christian counceling, but when he was hanging with this guy, who's pretty much a blatant satanist, all Hank was worried about was him looking like a tool?

[EltonvonCthulhu]

@robertsfunny1995 My thoughts exactly...

[LocoRico89]

Some people are really like this...God, I hate them

[blackfurrykitty2]

@LocoRico89 i feel ya i have a roomate whos exactly like that has no job,life and doesnt do anything but play wow all day and doesnt sleep

[Cenamark2]

@LocoRico89 I hate nerds too, and bronies.

[LocoRico89]

@Cenamark2 I can handle nerds but people who say that they are witches, girls say their name is "Bella" or 100+ age

[h0w17z3r]

@LocoRico89 im a proud nerd, but that guy took it about 10 steps too far...

[LocoRico89]

@h0w17z3r Nothing against nerds at all, just THOSE people

[h0w17z3r]

@LocoRico89 i see, oh and disregard the other comment i made, didn't look at your name

[LocoRico89]

@h0w17z3r Its cool

[thetick531]

Canineus spiritus= Dog blood from a guy named Rick?

[bestshowontheweb]

Epic point

[BenjaminKuruga]

@bestshowontheweb U DONT UNDERSTAND HOO U THREATEN ... Nope, but I'll kick your ass >:|

[jiggyy]

David Cross ftw

[CyberLance26]

Lol in real life im sure extremely few nerds talk the way they often do on TV.

[Indabaz]

@CyberLance26 ehhhhhhhh, i know a few who do.

[CyberLance26]

@Indabaz I have known many nerds in my life and none of them talked the way they often do on TV.

[Indabaz]

@CyberLance26 guess there are different degrees of nerdness

[CyberLance26]

@Indabaz Yea i suppose so.

[Ocean2292]

"Probably from the East."

[Chase1002newaccount]

DEM WOMEN FROM DA EAST.

*dat ass face*

[iceburg506]

and stay away from my son or i will kick your ass xD

[s0beit]

Austin Osman Starklarvatard.

[yugiohsoul]

this man is voiced by the same man who voiced zero in GTA SA

[Chase1002newaccount]

"a man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to peices"

hank's right.kinda.

[InvaderScuzz]

effing adult nerds 

[TurtleShroom]

Hank reacted the same way my grandfather or cousin-in-law would in a similar situation. Except with more guns.

[ShedCrab]

/v/- the video

[Putaspellonyou]

straclabartard!

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

i hate people like that . im more of a redneck if anything

[KingOystar]

I have Terrible powers!!!!.........ma?

LOL

[elr456]

"I have powers, TERRIBLE POWERS!!!"

[Chase1002newaccount]

@elr456

ma?

[coolsomeXD]

its the monarch!

[abiola100000]

if hes 5000 his mothers over 9000

[Wireless1016]

leaked footage of gmod admins.

[grenadier42]

Hit 3 and 4. Notice the off-model.

[GPRODUCTIONS16]

press 4 for "I AM 5000"

[FreyaTalhamn]

Ha, noob I'm 5011 I'll cast his ass back to the stone age

[NightRyder101]

"maah" XD what a loser

[NuclearParadox]

hit 4 then 3 repeatedly for weight change

[iluvrunescape114]

Press 8 for KICK YOUR ASS.

[aplayaz2000]

isnt his mom a milf

[TheTroller13]

5000 hahahha

[s0beit]

Austin Ausman Starchlebartard

[Gametaster]

Did anyone else catch that mail order bride joke LOL?

[MrSpliff2K9]

@Gametaster yes lmao

[EvilsniperX]

Zero from GTA: San Andreas guys. 

[ThePersonWhoIsSane]

HE'S UNDER 9000!!!!!!!

[OzzyFan87]

"And stay away from my son or i'll kick your ass." I love how calmly Hank says that.

[EMERALDanimations]

@OzzyFan87 Agreed XD

[hollymatterson]

MA!

[trey4sheezy]

gfvf iyde oiufd ws lkjgfd .kdd kjecf ;oss

[Taospark]

Only the Eternal Gatekeeper and the Maternal Keyholder can allow him re-entry into his magical sanctuary. Or he could just yell, "Ma!"

[zeldafreak701]

Anyone get the "Probably from the East" joke?

[theNbomb1]

@zeldafreak701 nope:( explain it

[SilasWolfe]

@theNbomb1 Asian women.

[SilasWolfe]

Actually I guess he also could have meant a mail order bride from an Eastern European country.

[theNbomb1]

@SilasWolfe oh i get it now lol

[kyuubisharinan3296]

@SilasWolfe nope asian

[G33KN3rd]

@zeldafreak701 mail order bride from eastern europe isnt it?

[cpk9999]

he doesnt sound like zero

[GiantTurtleWave]

Good luck to you buddy, and stay away from my son or I'll kick your ass.

[Adventure2TheUnknown]

5000 Years old?? LOL

[BigNickDigger88]

who is zero.