Chris Hansen Highlights

[fvrrrfdv]

i can't control my horny level watching this

[rds2012]

Chris hansen actually has twitter lmao! Follow @Dateline_Chris on twitter

[niloh96]

Ray Barone's cousin @ 2:00??

[spacenuke2003]

It's bad enough that the cookies were stale.

[manchesfan200]

/b/

[neo131x]

@manchesfan200 ... Why?

[karadanianoI]

can i see you?

you can see me...

[MeNotyouxD]

Lol, it's just so fake, and i who thought it might be real..

[damocles943]

well, it's a little late for that dawg.

[mioloprode]

Gotta love this music

[fruitblood]

I love how at 4:03 Chris just pauses for a second pondering to himself "What in the shit?"

[dazzledazz123]

@fruitblood he must have thinked " godanm, this guy is one crazy cabron"

[samj5664]

You know your screwed when your asked

[efsq]

i hate how these sick pervs say "I'm sorry" like they are little children who stole a cookie

[runningwild09]

although its funny seeing these pervs getting busted, its sad and creeping knowing how this does happen all the time and kids can be in serious danger

[kasp7447]

I don't quite understand how they know who he is, but still doesn't recognize the houses/places..

[MeNotyouxD]

@kasp7447 Duh, it's fake, and trying to make every american shit scared to chat with young girls :P

[jslrkb]

@MeNotyouxD

So with that comment your saying, what exactly? That its good to get the pedo's the hell out? Or that its not working keep talking to under aged girls?

[MeNotyouxD]

@jslrkb Nah i'm just not from The States and thought it was real, also that The States have the most fucked up TV, so everyone don't know what to believe, it's sad it really is. Also where i'm from, girls can legally be fucked at the age of 15 :P

[jslrkb]

@MeNotyouxD

Well you got me on the fucked up TV part, as for the legal age where you live is the rule like if theres grass on the field you can play ball? lol just a little joke.

[MeNotyouxD]

@jslrkb Hey we have freedom to do so.. and football is awesome.

[didi89s]

What a bunch of bullshit

[MySiberianTiger]

This is real a pedobear trolling!

[bsm6776]

2:35 NO....YEAH......NO....I DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE HERE lmfao

[ManyVideosforyou]

the guy at 0:05 DAMN he wants to stick hes dick into something

[hervelove17]

124 predators dislike Chris Hansen ha!ha!!!!!

[CaseytheComedian]

Chris Hanson... every pedo's worst nightmare. WINNING.

[Slushyreaper]

Who cares if he cheated on his wife. Chris Hanson is my hero. Making pedophiles shit theirselves since '04

[DavKellar]

Cheater vs Pedo

[OmarTheGuy]

Chris Hansen: Making Pedophiles have a seat over there since 2004.

[OmarTheGuy]

Why does Chris Hansen always want to make pedophiles have a seat right there?? :D

[bluntedtaoism]

remember when people were calling hansen a hypocrite after he got caught having an affair? that was a weird time for learning about your friends and what they think is equal to pedophilia.

[Salvaxinler]

Why don't you have a seat right there?

[94phenom]

@RuskiHomie All of them were arrested.

[MikeSV1989]

It's to late for that dog!

[DJAwhdeeo]

1:30 freddie wong

[dachicagoan]

4:08 makes me ashamed the most about being the same gender as this guy

[dachicagoan]

I wonder if anyone pulled a Chris Hansen on Chris Hansen when he cheated on his wife

[JabberwocckyChamber]

@3:25 most epic *head desk* ever

[411mob]

@JabberwocckyChamber Ha ha that ws fucking classic! 

[Hayeshacker0NE]

2:15 THIS is the hottub that i'd like you to sit in that stool right over there for me

[raplyclark1987]

hahahahahahah you know whats funny chris hansen has this show because he's a undercover pedo himself he went to cambodia and he went to and was in a lil kid brothal asking for prices its on youtube no joke look up dateline in cambodia and he's a fuckin peace of shit because none of the pedos go to prison because this is entrapment this makes me sick how hansen is undercover pedo and this pedos get away with it

[HM2028]

Ahahaha! Peeedooossss!

[GamingGrinds]

Either these guys know who Chris is, or think they're the kids' dad.

[soothingrelaxing123]

LOL take a seat over there! So catchy

[ycaruzob]

Chris Hansen is "under surveillance" than SOPA

FUUUUUU- --Anonymous

[TheDustyChinchilla]

Mr. Sandusky, why dont you have a seat over there

[urbanpsych0]

It's a lil' late fo' that, Dog.

[AngelikAbominations]

LOL paper towels are right here lol

[TheDrFrogg]

Shows like these are probably the main reason the pedophiles nowadays don't risk going to someones house, instead they kidnap, rape and then kill those kids.

Good job America!

[icefrappe]

@TheDrFrogg you're probably a pedophile yourself. with or without chris hansen, rapists/child molesters/predators/murderers will be there but at least potential pedophiles know now that there is a chance of getting arrested when they act on their pedophile desire

[TheDrFrogg]

@icefrappe I fail to see how my comment lead you to believe I'm a pedophile. I also fail to see how you see the difference between a pedophile and a potential pedophile. I just said that once these show exists pedophile will be more careful when they decide to interact with their victims, there for it will be harder to catch them. Your comment makes no sense since my comment clearly said that I want pedophiles in jail, but these shows make it harder to catch them!

[icefrappe]

@TheDrFrogg your argument doesn't make sense. my belief is that potential pedophiles should be locked up and once they showed up to the house, they are no longer potential pedophiles. a lot of these pedophiles are pussies who think they wouldn't get caught. the presence of this show means most of these sick fucks will never do anything other than getting a hard on driving past the local high school or watching thailand produced child porn instead of endangering our minors

[TheDrFrogg]

@icefrappe

I`m starting to think your a bit retarded.

My first comment said that this is probably one of the main reason pedophiles abduct and kill their victims more often than before. A normal logical idea, if you take situations like this show into consideration.

And btw, the main reason i watch videos of this show, is that i don't agree with it. I don't think people should go to jail for being "potential pedophiles". It fucks up the whole idea of punishing the ones that do harm to others!

[icefrappe]

@TheDrFrogg i'm starting to think you are a potential pedophile.

and if chris hansen wasn't there, these guys wouldn't just be "potential pedophiles". the minute they set foot in the house, they are actual pedophiles. what do you think would had happened if the kid weren't a decoy and chris hansen wasn't there? potential pedophiles my ass. it's time to stop turning a blind eye and take out the garbage.

[EarendilTheBlessed]

@icefrappe

You sir, are a retard and a pedophile. You should an hero.

[zeromant80]

@TheDrFrogg Why don't you take a seat over there?

[Sniper65118]

Troll level:

Chris Hanson.

[sasadaoo]

"If I could call Chris Hansen an asshole-licking dickfart to his face, I would be sooo happy...."

[audyaly247]

@sasadaoo hahaha

[CJTheBig]

Analysis of the internet:

40 year old men & FBI Agents.

[hczxp91]

I love when they try to play it cool....

[longbonesilver27]

Oh I kno who u are Chris hansen, but I like to call u Chris handsome... I ain't cum for lil boy butt, I came here for man's butt(booty warrior)

[blindedby2monkeys]

2669 were never caught

[Roland0314]

That first guy is a fucking creep.

[joshthefootballgod]

@Roland0314 Just him? lol...

[Roland0314]

@joshthefootballgod Well, they all are, but something about the first guy... Just weird.

[ry27sm]

Sick white men and pakis

[hazeman671]

Why don't you take a seat... take a seat right there...

[RafiqGraham]

Wish Chris Hansen would have walked in on Sandusky

[TgIf102584]

122 people are pedophiles

[HuMuSuX]

nice cock blocks....

[TsKovochenko]

6:18 he sounds BLACK.

[jabaltar84]

@_@ LMAO!!!! 3:23

[ihowi3]

What a cockblocker lol

[fallofthefleshgod]

I love Chris Hansen's way with words. xD

[mitsueharada]

5:43 fuuuuuuu

[Philly7781]

*Student stands up*. Chris Hansen: "please, take a seat"

[BCAMEY93]

I almost feel bad for them because they are being publicly humiliated then I remember they are scumbags...

[TheShitCan]

chris hansen not chris hanson. to all the faggots out there

[TheShitCan]

4:10 OH SHIT

[RuskiHomie]

just curious would the guy at 2:37 still get arrested?

[Freedom4rmUs10]

I shouldn't watch this... I'm feeling really sick... how can such people exist? They deserve to be in prison.

[blindedby2monkeys]

@Freedom4rmUs10 worse than this exist bbbbahahaohoahohaohaohoha

[thecareerballoons]

chris hansen > chuck norris

[MrBlaze769]

you know shit just got real when he asks you to take a seat

[ThePistolero909]

i actually feel sick after watching this

[holanoobs]

you werent the suprise i was expecting?

i was exactly who you were suspecting.

[TheEsevee]

Hahaha omg chris is so badasss..

[khfanboy666]

I'm gonna get myself shot, but I find this pointlessly cruel. I mean yeah, catch them, lock them away for the rest of their lives for all I care, but don't publically fuck with people for the sake of entertainment like this. That's just mean spirited and despicable.

Chris Hanson was almost making me feel SORRY for these guys. That can't be a good sign

[Killzoneguy117]

Chris Hansen is the closest we'll get to Batman.

[Searching4Wings]

HAHA 04:01 . Dude's got balls...

[BigCheeseMC26280]

03:24

[TheVegaIsAwesome]

what is going on in your mind?

[nyrat2]

CAUGHT BITCH! hahahah!

[RoqueVx]

Chris Hansen is fucking epic...... lmao :50 "actually i want you to come here" and he does it all with a smirk

[pokemondude45]

Decoy: Just sit down over there and make yourself comfortable while I go change.

Predator: Ok. Take yo time take yo time

Chris: Mind to tell me what you're doing here?

Predator: I came here... lookin for sum booty

[jackthestunner]

he should wear a troll face when he captures these freaks of nature.

[Fredisyodaddyo]

I love this show

[skaterobban]

6:05 haha fucking wigger.

[larvatrong]

nobody ever punch Chris in the face as soon as they saw him apear?

[ONeilTD]

Y noone ever says: "Gosh, fuck you Chris Hansen!"

Wouldnt make it worse

[twoodsak36]

Chris Hansen, cock blocking since 2007.

[Freecell82]

You can really hear the vocal fry in his voice. One of the better examples.

[gangstervural]

XD!!!

[narutorox85]

haha this is painful to watch. In one minute those guys fucked up their lives.

[iShootWafflesz]

Have a seat right over there xD.

[FratelloTheHive]

a bit late for a "im sorry" ^^

[Weho2]

I used to be like Chris Hansen, Untill a took a pedo to the knee

[DMChester12]

Chris Hansen has the ultimate troll job

[quikstiqking]

@Elleryie the only people who feelbad for predators are other predators

[albert8721]

Its a little bit late for that dawg

[Elleryie]

I feel bad for the predator. D:

[BMF91Chyea]

Chris Hansen must be like the bogeyman to these freaks.

[Yaaaaaahh]

Chris hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there

Pedo: :D ok

[ralphjokerX]

I wouldn't want to be on the news either, dawg. :P

[leonSA80]

holy shit is this programme real?

[Periculo8910]

The naked man. Works 1/3rd of a time.

[ManziMovies]

what would you do if you were chillin and then Chris Hanson comes out of nowhere and just says "hey there, why don't you just take a seat"

[TonyPro79]

@ManziMovies I'm pretty sure if I'd never chatted with a teenage girl in my life, Chris could convince me I was a full-blown pedophile.

[BlackWolfy90]

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!

Who is he asking for help??? XD

[FlyAzzNiYa]

The paper towels are over here. Lmao

[majorkeybaree]

they're not sorry

[TheShotgun1000]

The look of fuck on all the dudes faces

[MikeSV1989]

Well, it's a little late for that, dog!

[antisall]

no hug for me? epic!



[aDinoSupremacist]

Has anybody below the age of 18 ever been on the show? Like they were posing as a 18+ year old?

[aDinoSupremacist]

How is it that this show was cancelled, and Jersey Shore is still continuing?

[ClassicRockLivesOn]

@aDinoSupremacist it got cancelled because it was so famous it stopped attracting pedophiles

[jliu512]

Chris Hansen put half of 4chan in prison !

[airsoftking12111]

If they are so excited to see you that they go into another room, that's the signal to leave

[thealchemist1111]

I wanted to ask, "why don't they run out the front door" and 5.50 was my answer. Two cops and a taser.

[Boris96100]

118 dislikes?!?!? Nice try Pedobear.

[dbarca44]

have a seat

[101nike1]

Chris hansen is the new chuck testa. "Is that a hot young girl?" nope, chris hansen.

[thecapoe123]

@101nike1 He's the *old* Chuck Testa.

[kingpin8393]

trollin' like a boss lol

[heavymetaleroful]

118 dislikes?? WTF is wrong with these people

[johnkx]

those girls are professional trolls.

[Overdoseplus]

Pedobear's seal of disappoval.jpg

[koatam]

you never know where Chris Hansen will appear from, around the corner, from behind the curtains, or even the hot tub.

[koatam]

God dammit it's Chris Hansen again.

[oscar31e7]

Chris Hansen is the new Chuck Norris.

[DetonatorDayZ]

The ultimate troll

[Julesbadmotherfucker]

I'm sorry, sure that's gonna save you...

[Simonsmsn]

Why don't you have a seat, right over there?

[BrAdEnSB666]

this is ridiculous

[MikeSV1989]

4:03 The ZEN MASTER!

[kdodillet]

I always get hungry watching this show... Cookies, brownies, apple pie...

[mad87645]

@kdodillet double meaning on pie?

[kbcalfmonster]

Why don't you take a seat? Right over there.

[AntiHero1996]

2:07-"So you like to gamble?"

"Yeah, I like to gamble..."

"You took a bit of a gamble coming here tonight."

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

[joesoap81]

Holy fuck I never seen this show this is amazing do the Predators go to prison?

[TheGeorgeMonroe]

@joesoap81 They all end up talking themselves into jail time for intent and confessions.

[itsmayatimee]

1:40 I'M SORRY I'M SORRY.

lololol

[Mswordx23]

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE

[panikdrumrguy]

LMFAO PWNED

[MikeSV1989]

4:02 The Zen Master!

[MikeSV1989]

This video has lots of curtains and in the end...A DOG!

[regg15]

Punk'd!

Chris Hansan style!

Respect for the guy at 4:02 he tried the naked man tactic from how i met your mother, works 2:3 times, haha i guess he tried it twice before getting there

[prefuffle]

the look on their faces are hilarious

[Bocamycter13]

3:08 Chuck Testa

[jayblac]

fail at 3:26

[jayblac]

if you want to get off watch internet porn

[jayblac]

if you wanna get off watch porn fags

[Bobloblawwww]

I can't get enough of this show.

[VMKCheat]

117 people are pedophiles.

[IPwn2K9]

@jaxn2legit there are..there just all grade school teachers

[Jaxn2Legit]

@5:58

Predator: "Hey, man, I dont wa-, I dont wanna umm... be on this, on the news, ya feel me?"

Chris: "We ARE filming"

LMAO!!!!!! thumbs up if u get it

[Jaxn2Legit]

so r there any FEMALE predators?? lol just curious

[eccentricity00]

fuck all those fucking sickoes

[TheSurfinbird21]

I want to see Chris Hansen take down Pedobear xD

[peacefrog1916]

No hug for me? lol