A Iraq War Veteran Talks to a Bro

[davidstewart2281]

ripits....I remember seeing my commander walking out of the DFAC with pockets full of ripits and those mini bagels stuffed with PB&J. Man I miss those little bagels.

[spike9985]

Call of Duty is gay as fuck

[TheSilentcarnage]

Ripits, damn that brings back memories.

[igropeyourmommy]

@TheSilentcarnage dollar tree 16oz cans for a buck

[someIgrunt]

Wow, this is stupid. I've seen better...

[TheJustinbanks]

but the damn rip its came in the small cans so i had to drink at least 5 to do anything.and if anybody calls me bro im punching them in the mouth

[RussellT420]

Hahaha, funny video!!! I hate when people try and try to talk to me about the war like they can relate....bro, you haven't been there - then we can't relate..period...ANyways, I have started making my own xtranormal videos about Army life - CHECK THEM OUT...watch, enjoy, like, share and SUBSCRIBE!!! Thanks!!

[Grizzly907LA]

I see a lot of little punks like the one that calls everything he doesn't like gay. They are losers who never had a real job, they leech off of their parents, and soulless whore girlfriends. Most of them can barely speak the English language, and they were born here. The military is good taking them, kicking them in their ass and turning them into something marginally useful to society.

[ronmainemarine]

I have never seen these before , this should be part of college studies.

Semper Fi

[samesauce09]

mmmm ripits. its how i survived hahah

[usnavysss]

I hate when someone tells you dont you want a wife and kids and a nice house and car!?

Well maybe if I was spoiled bratt like you my dad and mom would of did the same for me idiot..

[SoldierCyfix]

lol bromosapiens 

[L337pony]

bro-nies = bronys. :D

[djsUSMC]

I also love when they tell me that they are guaranteed slots for jump and dive. I was in for 6 years and got to go to dive right before I got out. They gave me the seat as an incentive to reenlist...didn't work lol

[djsUSMC]

I was an 0321 and I get kids all the time telling me that they are going to be Recon and their recruiter said it's easy and guaranteed them a slot with 1st Recon... Then I tell them that they are guaranteed to get into RIP but not guaranteed to be a 21 and the look on their face is always priceless

[Skyhigh527]

@djsUSMC haha kids wanting to be recon is so funny, im an 0311 and i nearly laugh out loud when every motard high schooler says they are going to be recon

[djsUSMC]

Loved the comment about Rip-it's....I miss those little 8 Oz cans of shit

[wasashisanbaka123456]

@djsUSMC its like wizard piss in a can :P

[Farf420]

Its funny since I live in a military area and the people in the military all act like the "bro" and all the civilians act like the "iraq war veteran". Haha! What a joke. The military is full of empty headed meat heads sponging off society and contributing nothing. 90% of them play beer pong and call of duty and cant form a coherent original thought to save their lives.

[TysonSSG]

Ech! Rip Its. Why couldnt the Military get sponsored by Red Bull

[1d1d1t]

last half was amazing

[TheeAzy1904]

BROMOSEXUALS

[madmedic92]

oh I forgot about that Rip-it crap! Ah memories.

[IRoGuExP]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha i love it

[ridethworld]

This is awesome!

[Mozartmostly]

"bro-mosapians"

[russ805]

i hate it when someone tells you they thought about joining the corps.

[nym56789]

I stll like the orange ripits. They arnt bad. Cheap at the commissary.

[bloodymess008]

Damn, I remember ripits we used to shove cases of those into our trucks before we rolled out.

[Somedude62]

@bloodymess008 Citrus X was the shit man!

[igropeyourmommy]

@Somedude62 dollar tree 16oz cans $1

[combatCommohooah]

@bloodymess008 We still do that shit.. lmao

[igropeyourmommy]

@bloodymess008 the best part was when the locals begged for em ... rip it mista ripit please mista rip it

[7619orion]

hells yes RIP ITS!!



[StarsMarsRadio]

lololololololol

[TheBlackEagle95]

this video made me feel realize that some americans do unterstand whats really going on around this world...

[savageman2990]

bromocapians

[geral903]

My first semester of school, I went to buy my books at the campus bookstore and I went to grab a drink and lo and behold, what do I see in the cooler??? FUCKING RIP-ITS!!! I fucking lost it. lol

[Jumpballus]

Plus love the description of the bro's haha so f'ing true.

[Jumpballus]

Rip Its are sold in the states its just finding them thats an issue, I bought one in Michigan when I visited there for memory sake lol.  Plus this video is so true, who else loves it when people say that they are going to be a sniper, and then you shoot them down when you explain what their training will be like?

[flipnocker]

HAHA i used to jack cases of the 8 oz ripits from the chow hall all the time. fucking pogs dont need em on base. i need em to go out on patrols for 40+ days at a time

[21April853BC]

You know, this vid was funny but it was serious and reality for someone of us. Whoa!

[hugodischarge]

rip its in cargo pockets that 100% true lol

[abecab89]

enough said

[abecab89]

with a full fuckin mexican name i did not ask to be born this way. i jus want u to understand that i love u and support u. jus understand that no one can please everyone because i warn u the world is different and always changing

[abecab89]

please do not hate me just because i was born with brown skin with brown eyes and black hair

[abecab89]

although i wasted my time enlisting i would like to say that i "love you" and thank you for serving your country and risking your life in combat. i know im not much of anything to you or anyone else i am not a god or a fuckin genius or a rich famous piece of shit and i realize that

[abecab89]

getting a job or enlisting in the military doesnt make a man or woman its the choices they make that determine who they are and what they become you got wise foolish good bad and totally unacceptable

[abecab89]

one thing for sure is some people out there are insecure because they lack wisdom and understanding they are not doing enough useful things to occupy their time

[abecab89]

one thing is for sure that no matter where your at in life even in the military theres always going to be someone better then u because some have suffered much some had it hard and some had it easy

[kesu1997]

That junk is hilarious Bromie. Check out my videos.

[superdude9856]

There are also ways to get those qualities without going to a foreign country and killing people.

[utubeaccount00]

college students are the fucking worst

[wlindenlaub]

The fact that someones MOS starts with 03 doesn't mean shit. Its someones actions. Their was a day and night difference between the grunts of B/1/5 who were some LOCKED AND COCKED HARD CORE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS and the few grunts of B/1/8 at ASP Wolf who in my 2nd tour to Iraq were some boot fucking Marines that had to write POG shit all over our posts to make them sleep well at night. Yet did nothing to back up their words.

[bret072007]

I love wild tiger, tried to get it shipped to the US but no go

[NintenFan0900]

Also,I meant "Pink pig" not "Pimp pig. In case if you can still read my other comment.

[NintenFan0900]

For some reason, I got a little pissed off, just because the character of the pimp...pig thingy, is so popular. Especially in the gaming / music industry.

[tavel86]

but i play call of duty....

[Dogsoldier22]

Fuckin Dirka Dew gross..That shit makes me ill..and WTF is a Bromosapien?

[kx06]

um that sounds like a bitch LOL

[shinjason]

oh god dont remind me of ripits. the redones werent bad but the yellow ones tasted like straight up piss. camp cupcake ftw!

[tankidaho]

F*!$ING awsome

[robjprice]

dam you brought up the fuckjing RIP ITS!!! OMFG! thats great. This shit reminds me of these douchbag ROTC kids. Great job on this video!

[illmetaphysics]

I've watched shitty bootleg videos with arabic and thai subtitles. Thats my shit son.

[pfckjell]

what about wild tiger and shaka boom? we used to pound those cuz they were like red bull but triple caffien and only a buck! WHYOLD THAIGURRR!!!!

[nfoglesbee]

@pfckjell Did you ever read the label on that Wild Tiger drink? It had fucking nicotine in it. Deliciously addictive.

[nfoglesbee]

@pfckjell Did you ever read the label on that Wild Tiger drink? It had fucking nicotine in it. Deliciously addictive.

[rudkappa]

haha, "River City", CLASSIC

[FUCKUIMINFANTRY11b]

I love Rip-its. crack doesnt have shit on them. Mountain Dew doesnt taste the same as it did over there either. Whoever made these videos is a badass and a saint. Infantry til I die.

[FUCKUIMINFANTRY11b]

I love Rip-its. crack doesnt have shit on them. Mountain doesnt taste the same as ir did over there either. Whoever made these videos is a badass.

[paragonx11]

LMAO



[TheTab13]

I PISS RIP ITS!

[LittleJimmySouthern]

I had hoped it would be funny. It wasn't. It was realistic. Thanks, I think.

[mkoll23]

Awesome video.

[KruNae]

I started calling my friends brosapiens because of this video.



[RobertGhastly]

Yep.



[kurtcobain0082]

So many different energy drinks over there, i miss rip its! Where do they sell them?. Player was one of my favorite energy drinks. There was a red bull rip off I forget what it was called but it had a warning on the can that said "not suable for pregnants" LMFOA

[dirtbug42]

@kurtcobain0082 They sell Rip Its in CONUS in like 16 oz cans, but they're not as hardcore. They have the same effect as monster.

[Prodigy188]

Funny Shit, and I'm a Civilian!

[freewilldsoul]

rip its, boom booms, and wild tigers are the only thing the iraqis got right

[autofixation]

I hate it when people find out I am in the Army and the first thing they do is reply with " I was going to but.....".

[happysiler]

grape rip its rock

[jonwolo123]

They actually sell ripits at gas stations now. Swear to God, they even come in regular drink sizes instead of little midget sizes.

[nym56789]

Orange ripits are the best....

[brent2210]

RIIIIPPPPPP ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!! Lol....i havent seen a ripit since ive been back in the states lol

[alaniswhitetrash]

You had me until the 'black people' comment.

[lumb597]

Awesome! This was clearly done by someone who has been there...RIP-IT!!!!!!! It's like Red Bull with a kick!

[duckdown1993]

I don't know Thomas. You have a point but it is natural to feel some sense of disdain when there are soldiers dying in two countries and most Americans can't even tell you what country Fallujah or Khandajar is in. Seems kind of problematic to me. Especially since it's this nation of herd animals that overwhelmingly supported these wars in the beginning

[pfctrujillo]

hahaha thumbs up if you had stacks of rip it's in your room!!!

[hillbillyjeremy]

RIP-IT's!

[phillyslasher]

lol Try spending 74 consecutive hours in an Abrams tank where it gets so hot that you have to sip the water out of your canteen because it's hotter than a cup of coffee. Not to mention pissing and shitting in an ammo can. And of course having to listen to RPG's bounce off the turret while stuck in a narrow alley way with no room to swing the maingun is fun too. Ahhh, living the fucking dream :/

[ThomasAwesome]

I really hate how many Iraq veterans have USI. Yeah sure civilians may be misinformed, but that's why they are civilians. Have some honor. Especially if you are a senior leader.\

[maniak493]

@ThomasAwesome U NEED TO RANGER THE FUCK UP!

[oldsoldier29]

Every time someone says bro, I want to kick them in the junk



[haynes14e]

RIP-ITS ARE AWESOME!!

[Mstribling67]

Funny shit. Annoying as hell, but funny.

[MedicmanFP]

what's with all these military videos made in this dumb program?

[Tails9429]

@MedicmanFP Because this allows us to express our opinions without fear of reprimand by the management.

[tttga]

Wow! Hit the proverbial nail on the head.  Excellent work!

[AgapeForgotten]

First of all, bless you for being a real man, as well as a hero. I know it's hard out there.. thank you for your sacrifice to our country.

Second.. I think Hollywood should step up like they did long ago and send boxes of DVDS to the army.. or better yet, they should donate Netflicks so that, MAYBE when you're not risking your life in a war torn country.. you can fight off the horrors of combat with some comedies or maybe a thriller.. or something. I'm going to look into a petition, thanks!

[CanOChili]

It's all about the Boom Boom, fuck Rip-its!

[RandominityFTW]

@3:40

HELL. YES. I think my record was smuggling out 12 rip its in one go. I'm surprised my heart didn't explode >.>

[RandominityFTW]

@3:40

HELL. YES. 

[runslappyrun]

YESSSSS RIP! Hah! I used to get "carryout" for me and my tower-monkey partner so I could put 4 rips in each container and 4 on top! Yes!

[cloudpaladin]

those cargo pockets are really good for holding cans, it's a possibly unforseen feature.

[avebeelzebub]

They sell Rip-Its near my home town, I think it's a regional thing. During my two deployments nobody else had ever heard of them, I always explained that they're like the Mad Dog 20/20 of the energy drink world, cheap and shitty. That usually got the point across.

[avebeelzebub]

This video is so perfect, thank you for making it. Especially the Rip-Its and the awful bootleg DVDs. I've done multiple tours, but some things stay the same each time.

[goodgeerik]

they have rip its in gas stations in NC....only 99 cents!!!

[Kurai1477]

Rip its....lol I dont think I have ever even seen them out side of a combat theater lol...great video lol

[angelwingrl]

bromosapians lol

[Arnhempara1944]

LOL, perfect. The River City mention brings back bad memories. Ahhhhhh rip-its. Nice.

[gmello831]

i was in the commissary and i saw rip its holy shit that brings back the days

[mmorales101]

FUCKING RIP ITS!!! ANY ONE REMEMBER POWER PLAYS???

[gliosca]

listening to this stephen hawking voice is about as annoying as the douche bags its making fun of

[tulkasplane]

RIP ITS!!!!!!!!!



[hooah9422]

@tulkasplane I saw the 40oz of rip its in the states when i got back and I lost my mind!LOL people were like wtf?

[tulkasplane]

@hooah9422 Like 40oz Olde English? HAHA. I've seen some 16oz at the Family Dollar around the states. I wish I could see a picture of a 40oz Rip IT. HAHA.

[XDeathXJesterX]

@tulkasplane COCAINE IN A CAN.

[apacheguy34]

@tulkasplane ORANGE DIET RIP ITS ARE THE BOMB

[tulkasplane]

DVD QUALITY!!!!



[Squaljin]

@tulkasplane DUDE! those hajis are soo funny... " hey im looking for a power adapter" ooh yes sir this one is DVD quality!

[darren1492002]

im guilty of stuffing sodas in my pocket at the dfac lol

[marcuskirby13]

@darren1492002 i do that sometimes :(

[Shadow82ABN]

damn, he mentioned all the fucking daily life of an iraq vet from bootlegs to extended movies to RIP ITS! HELL FUCKING YEAH! This is fucking hilarious. I hate these fucking douchebags like "bro-man".

[CouteauDeBoucher]

@Shadow82ABN lol hell yea man, 15 months in mosul was def not fun!

[marcusebrawner]

PALM SIZED RIP ITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quiltingmama1]

Too True

[williamn2c]

rip its. damn that brings back memories. 

[Rendrag84]

Watch it again, but turn on the CC - Transcribe Audio.... It just makes it that much more humorous.

-g

[GhostOfaVeteransPast]

Great vid, it's funny bad sad at the same time that there are people who think can relate to combat thru video games

[ZombiexBalls]

@GhostOfaVeteransPast Haha,Yeah. i know alotttt of people like that. that's why i don't play call of doody that much. lol

[LelandHendrix]

Good job! This recently disabled USAF vet loves it.

[LelandHendrix]

Hahaha!  bromosapiens!