周星馳笑話

[imNitrogen]

eng subs please!! *begs*

[kelvinjiun94]

@imNitrogen There's a friend A and a friend B,

Friend A sees Friend B feels like not happy,

Friend A : Why do you look like so sad?

Friend B : Because I quarreled with my wife, and she punished me not to talk with me for one week.

Friend A: Then thats good, at least you can feel peace for awhile

Friend B: But today is the last day of the punishment.

[imNitrogen]

@kelvinjiun94 HAHAHAHA!! thanks! :D good awesome stephen <3

[alicelook168]

我爱你！周先生

[superhooyooman]

周爺喲笑話超好笑!!

[multiversetube]

听不懂。。。。。。

[poot0305]

有字幕嗎?聽不懂.....

[Matanuva135]

@poot0305 9 Lady ==

[PlaybigGG]

what the fuck? not funny

[CHEN4502]

聽謀勒工沙....

[tamdoantiendung]

He's cute and sing very good. If I have friend or brother like him I will happy. I want contact him. My e-mail is thatthaus@yahoo.com.

[xskyx12156]

GAY 唔起-.-

[Allaluca]

I don't understand what he's saying...but I'm a big fan of his, so I'm sure it's something funny =)

[FATT7828]

@Allaluca

His joke is:

A friend meets another friend. The friend asks the another friend:" why you looks gloomy and unhappy?"

The another friend says,"I have a quarrel with my wife, and my wife say she don't want to talk to me for a week," Then the friend says, that's somewhat good for you, he can have peace in your ears. The another friend replies, " Haiz, today is the last day for this week.."

[Mr3094748]

O(∩_∩)O哈！

[jimtse]

星爺真係搞個爛gag都唔同D

[QQ251647742]

最好笑果句系最后果句

[winmin95]

HAHAHAAH XD

[14c14c]

大力:!@#%$!

[RightFooted123]

重點係佢最後個句.

[chaukapo1]

唔妤笑既@@

[604jenny]

我廳不懂

[jingyun1]

看见星爷就想笑

[hfcarwash]

1/10 people in HK have seen this

[StStormFuck]

听不懂粤语。。。

[ilvdepp]

我喜歡這個周星馳:)

[kenkido]

其實重點係最後嗰句

[mat8612]

fiaujbnebaibndiuagisjnauifdhba­isbndas

[lammatt]

笑唔出。

[zz020508]

-_-  對不起我聽不懂 有沒有普通話翻譯 感謝

[a84535]

哇..幾年前嫁..

[TheLingwang]

我期我期~我考勒弄哇拷勒弄~

[TheLingwang]

周星期你騎不騎?

[ejlkasfnlan]

屌你老母,我聽到李力持個part先狂笑

[chinovince]

幾好笑呀!

[minisiuchung]

唔好笑既

[benstudio2010]

不太懂,确定是笑话吗？

[michaelisation]

开头不好笑。。。到最未星仔话：“唔关我事”个度开始觉得好笑了­。！

[MrTeoTc]

低智能才会给五颗星

[mrtescoable]

请问。。。。。。。笑点何在？

[louis18th]

@mrtescoable 笑点就系……个朋友以为另一位朋友可以同老婆和好如初会好开心~­但系原来另一位朋友觉得同老婆冷战仲开心

[paolobounx]

听不懂听不懂听不懂

[paolobounx]

听不懂

[kalun1608]

擺入電影度一定好好笑

正經咁講既話

幻想中....

[e3791676]

我是星爺的忠實粉絲

很想聽但是聽不懂~"~

可以麻煩哪位大大給個字幕嗎:)

[kkkkkiller]

@e3791676

我有一個朋友a 跟一個朋友b,

朋友a看見朋友b 悶悶不樂的樣子就說.

朋友a: 為什麼你 悶悶不樂的?

朋友b: 因為我跟老婆吵架了 罰我一星期不能跟她說話

朋友a: 那也不錯呀 只少你能夠耳根清靜一下

朋友b: 但是今天 就是一星期的最後一天

不關我的事呀..李力持說這個笑話好笑..才叫我說的

[e3791676]

@kkkkkiller = =" 謝謝你  但是聽了有點失望XD

[chrisliu07]

中国人什么时候可以不在网上互骂呢？ 你们生活的很糟吗？ 如果宅在家里很郁闷，出去晒晒太阳，呼吸一下新鲜空气，别有压力­就来网上发泄好吗？！

[DoggyPuppyInu]

@chrisliu07 難道你現在不就是在網上宅著麽？

[passionkev01]

可以幫我翻譯一下嗎? 我聽不懂~~?

[vanerice06]

可以翻譯嗎= = 感覺很好笑

[cheungpoyin]

佢最後個句先好笑- -

[ab451230]

哈-_-



[PTnngx]

哈哈~冷笑话吧

[lc976097]

我竟然聽得明-_-

[th9340713]

聽不懂...沒字幕...

[urnplant]

這個我看過了~~多謝~~

[badygirl589]

這就是星爺的毅力，一聽到他把聲就笑了

[chriskuangye]

@saito9527 听不明就返乡下? 没人贬低广州人也没人贬低广州话，你胡乱喷什么, 你口是坐便池吗?

[JImmY1982MinG]

@chriskuangye 其实广州对香港人来说还不一样是乡下么..SAITO的这种歧视­真的是很无聊..无论在哪里生活和讲什么语言

[bbtpink]

@saito9527 lol wtf man? calm down

[hjxcvbnm]

@saito9527 收皮ok?

[awa624]

講普通話的人比廣東話多,聽不懂就是聽不懂

[JImmY1982MinG]

@saito9527 送你一只草泥马, 再加一只法克鱿. 广州对香港来说又何尝不是乡下. 都是华人在这里给人家看笑话吗!? 共产党和你家有什么仇, 普通话又有什么不好? 个BIANG的! (什么话看的懂不? 是不是也要回乡下?)

[ernestpch]

good

[MrMnasi]

星爺超好笑

[magmarlola]

周星馳: 感謝李力持提供笑話，將聯絡送上《真係笑話 收風船長》致謝

[dickydik1997]

大力：!@#$%!@#$&!&@#($

[chelseacrosby]

Translated...

[szxgaming]

星哥掩住個良心講好好笑~

[dexteritilicious]

LOL

[grenade310tri]

星爺一開聲基本上已經笑左

[RoroZoro2626]

LMAO!! HAHAHA

[cwlv0125]

李力持話好笑叫我講呢句真系吹漲

[Mancreategod]

hahahaha

[OgFakexx]

dont get it~ =/

[steve9332]

mean that day is already last day dont speak to his wife. no more freedom life

[jootaobeng]

lol

[LingQiSa]

其實意思是指 那位不開心的朋友其實是非常高興他老婆不跟他說話 可惜已經是最後一天了 沒法再享受耳根清靜的日子 之後又要繼續被他老婆煩 所以才不高興吧~ *很有趣呢~

[fowt205140]

痾..聽不懂...有哪位大哥能幫我翻譯阿..

[jadasmiles]

笑話：有一個人不開心， 他的朋友問你爲什麽不開心？ 他回答說我老婆說一個星期不跟我説話 那你不就賺到了嗎？ 今天是那個星期的最後一天了

然後他補充說：不管我的事，李力持説這個好笑的。

[cafeteria0060]

李力持話好笑要佢講

但係唔好笑俾星爺講都變成好笑

[hehehahaac]

李力持話好笑....

即係唔好笑啦....

[softwarelove]

Cantonese is more difficult than English for mE!!!!!

[TrollBuster5000]

Grunting like a pig is your native language.

[softwarelove]

Shitman. Trollbuster5000.

[TrollBuster5000]

Why yes, you are a shitman and I am TrollBuster, TrollBuster5000.

[TodaMisa]

好像很不愿意講笑話一樣...

[DaLuOrz]

真系好笑.

[uclapig]

i like some of his movies, but i have to say this joke is not funny at all.

[climbv67970]

當時周星馳真的好年輕

[monkeyboy6661]

超好笑～不過要有點年齡的才聽得懂！

[bossica]

I love this man!!!

[dongrodQQ]

難笑....

[wonghonchung1]

等到聽日唔好同老婆哎交，改打交，估計都有一頭半個月靜下掛？

[yanglikiller]

听不懂

[formyfor]

女的說分開一個禮拜，男的不開心，但是因爲一個禮拜已經完了

[pupetbrother55]

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[hitokiridx6993]

Ouch...李力持經已難過喇！:P

[NDHUhistory]

有一個朋友見到另一個朋友，那另一個朋友就悶悶不樂的樣子。

這個朋友就問另一個朋友：「喂，幹嘛你悶悶不樂呀？」

那另一個朋友就說：「唉，我跟老婆吵架﹐老婆說要一個禮拜不跟我­說話。」

這個朋友就說：「那還不好？那你就落得耳根清靜啦！」

另一個朋友說：「唉，現在已經是一個禮拜的最後一天啦！」

[cute2005]

HAHAH!thanks a lot man!

[tonyshennyc]

可惜我聽不懂廣東話. 感覺應該蠻好笑的.

[becauseiamkenlee]

真系好好笑

[mach65337]

I GUESS THE CAMERA MAN IS 李力持

[tearsangelz]

lol its funneh, especially the last part..but i dont get it!!!

[spike378]

it is a irony joke.

[Toby08911]

唔關我事架 李力持話好笑 叫我講架咋.../.\

[liuwenjie6678]

hahahaaaa...

[hotc88]

哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈！！！ｙａ．．　ｆｕｎｎｙ

[richechhin]

好笑好笑？

[marychan2006]

hahhahaa

[shirli3]

i finally get the joke.. it's sorta funny, b/c it has irony.

[aNXie1y]

lol

although it is not that funny, but it is still that funny.

[shabalaba567]

what are you saying

[mANISDG]

唔關我事架 李力持話好笑 叫我講架咋.../.\

[toiletmaniac]

LOL that was the funniest moment...lol

[watercheong]

笑位

[akpood]

最後一日

[jerrypangpk]

好笑咩-.-?

[goodbadxd]

jokes came out from stephen's mouth are always funny

[uu123]

以前黎講...人地已經覺得好笑

[ntsuperman]

個gag本身好唔好笑已經唔緊要，最緊要係佢講得好過癮嘛

[swordmantx]

The gag is not the "joke",but is the last statement of Stephen's speech "It's Lee Lik Chee(李力持)who asked me to tell the joke here." Lee Lik Chee(李力持)worked in Stephen chow's comedian crew and contributed ideas to make up comedies.

[swordmantx]

Among the crew,Lee Lik Chee (李力持)was generally regarded as the worst.His jokes were neither funny nor of any meaning.

[swordmantx]

so at the end of the video,you can see that everybody laughes soon after Stephen chow says it's Lee Lik Chee(李力持)who asked him to tell this bad joke,because they are "teasing" at Lee Lik Chee (李力持),not "laughing" for the joke.

[siudorb]

no mather what joke it is, its a funny one as long as it comes from stephen's mouth.

[life1992]

Funniest guy in HK~!

[jochow12]

haha.

he is so damn funny.

expecially when he speak wiv the lee lik chi style as well =)

[sgblizzard]

super cold joke....

[wthehell2201]

wakaka..What a Fucking JOKE!

[Epcy]

imo when the funny part is when Stephen Chow said the joke is from Lee Lik-Chee... lol

[bluebear668]

You first need to know who is 'Lee Lik-Chee', whom Stephen Chow mentioned at the end of this vid, or you won't find this vid funny. 'Lee Lik-Chee' is the worst joke-teller in HK. He always thinks his jokes are very funny but actually they are all extremely boring!!! Stephen told a Lee-style joke in this vid and at the end he said even he doesn't find the joke funny at all. Just Lee thought it was funny and asked him the tell it in front of the camera.

[awesomesw]

no. cause i dont friggin understand cantonese

[newonda27]

zomg its funny cuz the guy isnt sad that his wife wont talk to him for a week, but instead hes sad because the week is almost up and he has to talk to her again= shes an annoying wife. get it now? u dont need to know canto to understand abcilovesyz' comment.

[IreneKuo]

who can explain this joke for me?

[abcilovesyz]

the friend is upset because it's the last day of the week...which means, his wife is going to talk to him again and he didn't want that to happen that's why...

clear...?

[elvispresleyweeps]

bastard! lol.