Mortal Kombat Story Mode pt3

[RoadRunnerMusic]

sure dont need anymore surprises like them

sure dont need any tits bigger than mine

lolololol

[RXDSwag]

(Now) That kick is awsome

(Online) Shitty dicks that kick is balls it goes FULL FUCKIN SCREEN what an asshole

That's how it goes with phil

[newtman10]

is phil playing w/ a joystick?

[09MLPFIMfan]

Phil: "I have to fight Raiden?"

Me: "No Phil, you fight a purple elephant in space."

Lol sometimes I wonder.

[XxGreenSh4d0wxX]

Dont complain.

[WhiteWulfComics]

how's this fair!!!!???

[MrAssbutter]

We can see fucking body parts splattering all over the place....but swear words are just too much to handle.

[GameCritic4]

@MrAssbutter XD YA EVEN THOUGH ASS IS IN YOUR NAME DX

[shownon]

hey phil what type of tv do you have saw you metioned LG somewere in your ACB dlc playthrough when i was watchin it can someone phil me in plz thanx

[darktochiro]

@shownon sorry im 4 months later but he got toshiba

[shownon]

@darktochiro nope checked back it was LG but thank you for that

[darktochiro]

@shownon no problem

[bradystaral]

Kano is a cheap bitch

[RICKJAMESSSS12]

this guy talks about balls alot O.O

[np96vh]

did Kano is Jarek?

[MKJohnnyCageMK]

"Yo i'm pressing buttons"...good work Phil you keep on pressing those buttons!

[thejk081]

use a fuking x-ray attack!

[blazeblue31]

It's like a pimp chokin' his ho!

[TheUndeadSgtTv]

i like the part when you see kano in the screen by his health bar the robotic eye is one the wrong place!

[Killmesomepenguins]

Does Kano have to choke a bitch?

[Agent719]

Kitana did not make a good first showing in that fight. XD

And really, the only explanation for all these free floating tits is that they're fille dwith helium and are what allow for the spectacular airial moves.

[Spriggs77]

@Agent719 en contraire.... they would float... away..

[sollyuchihah69]

he said twat wrong cos hes american

[wingmaster19]

again with the how to get with a french chick ad

[Maxiimuz]

You are a Super complaining,

Stop wining and "Fight

[Maxiimuz]

You are a Super cheese

[faceblaster3]

learn how to block

[KIN9N1NJA]

stop strangling a bitch.... lmao

[TheDoomseye]

8:18 Chris Brown much Kano?

[xxxkingjoexxx]

yo at the very end of 3 when the last fight is raiden vs shao khan, all u have to do is teleport behind him and kick him. do that every time he goes to attack and he's dead.

[wedran123]

Atleast Kitana and Jade dont regen health when they are out

[jetliigor]

hmm that sucks that the story doesn't continue if you lose, It'd be interesting to see what'd happen if you lose.

[ogaittiago]

@jetliigor U die

[Volundarkvioa]

I love how at 11:10, Phil does that move where Sonya smacks the opponent then tosses them over her head, and it does no damage to Kano.

[MyChocolateMoose]

@Volundarkvioa it did do damage it just that kano's name blocks the health bar so you cant see it very well

[Volundarkvioa]

@MyChocolateMoose Ah. my bad then. It looked like the game glitched and didn't read it. =P

[Jackson5fanforever]

How old did Shang Tsung get xD i remember him as the guy with the ponytail but now he looks like an old Raiden

[Jackson5fanforever]

You sound alot like AndrewSchrock xD

[ballinboi3546]

lol Kano has very strong balls that lock onto your face.

[playram1]

Finally, somebody who knows his combos.

[fro7k]

When his character has a full-screen spammable move: "It's so great." When his opponent has a full-screen spammable move: "It's bullshit."

[TheWCWite]

Best game of the year.

[gideon94v1]

Does Kano have to choke a bitch

[lovlayY0mama]

lol i had my volume down so at 1:32 ithought he said right in my boob.

[geico39]

Stop stranglin a bitch lol

[MrBrianBusy]

I smell a threesome (Sonya, Jade and Kitana)

[brentakasmitty]

"all he does is ball all day." ***proceed to spam his own cross screen kick*** <----- irony 101

[xXxZelkovaxXx]

im getting annoyed with the rival spot add

[bungerman1000]

is kano gonna have to choke a bitch?

[AIDSmonkey88]

gay laugh

[squirralicious]

hmm, i was skeptical at first, but story mode looks great :)

[Wrath102]

There is something you can do about that, its called blocking.

[89DrummerMike]

wow, sorry but no disrespect but please stop bitching about a game when you loose, it is just a damn game and you will sometimes loose. You can't win every time. Learn better combos and stop doing the same attacks over and over again and you will get better.

[hitmancoolio]

@89DrummerMike It's lose not 'loose'.

[jjmara01]

i just notice, john, DSP, and howard didnt do tag matches, wtf :P

[FlipWilSRK]

@mAsamun0E LMAO

[Waltzhybrid92]

This guy sounds like such a douche. On the other hand he's so entertaining! Probably why he's entertaining though.

[FlipWilSRK]

@mAsamun0E I'm hoping he actually plays the games better...not perfect. As for the whole Machinima thing, I found out that YouTube is requiring people who put up video game footage and want to be a YT partner to be run under Machinima or GameStation. Otherwise people like DSP won't be able to make any money. I guess Machinima liked the content that he has made so far (that's good!).

What I'm asking for is that Phil just plays his games BETTER. It seems like he will be editing in the future too.

[FlipWilSRK]

@mAsamun0E I just want to see him do more then just blow through the game because he wants to get it over with. I also viewed his recent Ask The King video. So if he can't up the production on his gameplay (in other words play the game better), maybe he can up the quality of his videos by actually doing some editing with a new computer (possibly a Apple). iMovie is really easy to use and I'm sure he will have some fun editing videos with it.

[Ovidius89]

Holy fuck, Sonya's knee to the fece is so fucking brutal.

[FlipWilSRK]

@mAsamun0E Nice reaction there, son. All I gave was just a fair criticism of how his production is right now and it was a more general criticism not just on this game but for most of his current playthroughs. I think it's time for him to somehow step up the production on the way things are being played since he's actually getting paid now to do this.

[PureOwnage47]

9:58 that shit is funny

[ThreeDaysGraceer]

DSPStreetFighter

Pressing Buttons since 2010

[maroonoasis]

this game's awesome.

[andvas1994]

Fighting games is the reason my PS1 is broken... caus when i could not beat the guy... i knew i could beat my PS1.xD

round 1... fight. BANG.... wtf? GAME OVER. xD

[Sniperpro671]

@FinalShellShock lol i know

[Ravens2788]

anyone know how to save the story on xbox or does it do it auto

[CinammonPie]

@FinalShellShock Don't forget "Nothing I can do".

[Icekilla1266]

@FinalShellShock At least he can't complain about lag 

[Mickr4]

Balls To YOu ! XD

[146120]

I actually enjoyed the challenge, although later on in the game, it gets mad hard and just cheap! but oh well thats what made MK so fun back in the day

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[Alan27Jorn]

"He sees me doing a move and then automatically does a counter-move."

Uh, yeah, that's called fighting. You do a move and the opponent counters it and attacks. Happens even in real life, though not as clean cut as that.

[darkmaggot]

Does Wayne Brady going to have to Chock a Bitch?...lol

[Ilovelucyclassics]

the amount of balls mention so far in this playthrough is ridiculous

[holsson85]

Epic cat fight is EPIC!

[LaurieA11]

Lol Phil hates Kano's balls

[FlipWilSRK]

When DSP starts losing he blames the game. He expects everything to be easy and everything isn't his fault. He also has the offline lag excuse as his get out of jail card.

[StMarciano]

@FlipWilSRK Well he does complain in real offline play and stuff but they are pretty few and it's only if he loses completely and he does it joking around.Online and on camera he just exagerrates and does it just because.I think it gets kind of annoying but he says his fans tell him they like it so he keeps doing it.It's pretty easy to tell just go watch his early 2009 vids.He barely even talks in them.Even in his SF vids they weren't as over the top as now.

[FlipWilSRK]

@StMarciano still the exaggerating and sloppy play is worthy of him getting paid? The complaining can be funny at times but there is no excuse for sloppy play. Most of these vids he's just flowcharting it to the end and he's going to make some money off of a sloppy (performance) playthrough.

This is just a critique but he needs to play better instead of playing brainless at times. One thing I do like are some of his jokes. DSP can is a meme monster.

[StMarciano]

@FlipWilSRK Not going to lie but I miss his early years.The 09s were the best.I liked his on the spot reactions and spontanious jokes, though now with his popularity and all it seems forced which I can understand but it old style was the reason I think he got a following."Take off your shirt" isn't funny after so long.But yeah I yell at my monitor sometimes when he can't figure out the simpliest things and blames the game. And uhh sorry to ask but what flowcharting?

[t0pfpflanze]

@FlipWilSRK when did he do a sloppy job oO?

he's playing the games as best as he can, yeah it's right that sometimes he misses the obvious but he still tries his best to complete the game

what he is aiming for aren't 100% playthrough because he can invest a week per game just to accomplish every fucking challenge and/or achievment

and what the fuck is 'brainless' gaming oO if he finds something that is a little broken (like the kick spamming with Sonja) he uses it, why not? we would use it too

[FlipWilSRK]

@t0pfpflanze the reason I ask for better playthroughs is because it seems like he's just trying to blow past by the game in a very sloppy and stupid way which IMHO isn't good for his viewers. Improving the quality of play should make a better experience for not just Phil but for the viewer as well.

The only playthrough that I can recall that Phil did his best (being entertaining and actually putting some effort into playing the game properly) is Heavy Rain. I hope he can replicate it sometime.

[FlipWilSRK]

@t0pfpflanze Brainless gaming?

DSP: "Kano hit me when I was doing a move." <--stupid things like doesn't seem like good play to me

I don't think he's doing the best he can because he's just rushing through playthroughs. Now that he's getting paid, quality of the production should step up.

Right now he's just leeching off the money and doing a sloppy job at presenting it to us viewers with awful play. One thing I have to say though is DSP raging on any game can never get old.

[joeottoson]

@FlipWilSRK It's silly to expect Phil to play with characters he's never used before perfectly.

[FlipWilSRK]

@joeottoson I have never said perfectly. He just needs to play the game better and stop playing like a bonehead at times, lol.

[Rodriquez124]

@FlipWilSRK Hey dude why are do you spend so much energy with complaining about Phils way of doing his videos, you come accross as jealous by the number of comments you gave about this topic so far and also Phil gives a flying fuck about people who complain about how he makes his video. All you will hear from him, if you dislike his videos "There is the door" Seriously.. calm down and leave if you don't like, or watch a different playthrough.

[FlipWilSRK]

@Rodriquez124 jealous? I'm giving honest mature criticism of his work and hope to see that he changes and improves on his gameplay. I ain't even complaining. You're the one who should calm down by saying that I'm complaining and jealous.

[Rodriquez124]

@FlipWilSRK But he won't change his playthroughs, just because one random person gives critism. Phil has his way, either you deal with it or not, he often said that he won't change just to fit to the crowd.

[JaxxBaxRaxor]

Australia can't get MK because of a lack of a Adult only rating, and Kano, one of the most evil of earthrealm characters is Australian. Hmmm......

[TheUnreaI]

He says "twat" wrong.

[TforTParty]

@TheUnreaI no actually he doesnt

[TheUnreaI]

@TforTParty It's a British word and I know how to say it right idiot.

[TforTParty]

@TheUnreaI LOL ok be an asshole about it

[TheEditingGuy]

@TheUnreaI thats because hes a yank

[Kwakez]

@TheUnreaI i know i think it might be the way american people say it

[billtamer]

@TheUnreaI thats exactly how you say it. the other way is stupid

[dstmt2]

@TheUnreaI there's only one way to say it.

[thagrammarnazi]

@TheUnreaI It's just the way americans pronounce it.

[nyroth78]

"Yo i'm pressing buttons" :D

[LatromReviews]

Sonya is my fave MK character of all time. I'm glad they made her as bad ass as she is ^^

[crazypirategrandma]

1:01. DSP is Little Richard

[SilverMoon1134]

Damn sonya kicks ass

[SuperLordLuke]

phil your a saw loser

[4evil2me]

lol, Kano is Blanka of MK :D

[Zappafan1980]

Oh Jade, Kitana and Sonya on one Screen thats very hot,

IF they would only discover their Lesbian Feelings they secretly have for each other

[bigv6691]

I don't think DSP likes Kano's balls, lol

[xaultimateax]

@FinalShellShock Play this game and you will understand why

[spideymaster694]

STOP FUCKING STRANGLING A BITCH LMFAO

[raxzar]

Jade with her "large" purple dildo. :P

[FatalFist]

I like how they integrated the story with the combat, as soon as the match is over it flows seamlessly into a cutscene.

[4evil2me]

@FatalFist you mean kombat, not combat :D

[Ambushcrysis]

@FatalFist I like that too, it would have been alot better if you lost it went into a slighty different cutscene then if you would had won and the story would just continue, that way it would of been more interesting and have more of a replay value towards it.

[hydrotag]

@FatalFist yeah it doesnt load. Loading shouldnt be in games after 2010. the word "Load" shouldnt even be in the 2011 video game vocabulary.

[pavelcernik]

poor kano cant even buy this game

[GreasyLightning101]

@pavelcernik lol



[OTOBIOISOCUTEO]

u do a awesome combo but when computer hits u twice u say how is that fair 0.0 your weird and funny

[azareal]

BOOM TWAT SHOT!!!! >:O



[hoodedkillaray]

Kano should be banned from this game...

[darkwatch127]

the thing i like with this game is that when you defeat someone. YOU ACTAULLY WIN!! in alot of fighting games it is the other way around. for example. if i win and defeat him. and then comes the cutscene where he defeats me O_O it makes NO SENSE at all.

[Rapture639]

9:55 DSP needs to make a shirt that just says "Yo I was pressing buttons" and put it on Cafe Press. That'll be the next big internet meme!

[TheBlackBrickStudios]

@FinalShellShock don't forget "nothing I could do..."

[hahabigbully123]

cheap ass balls

[TheWheelman1]

Sonya: Stand in my way and I'll kick your......

Shang Tsung: SHUT YO MOUTH!

[SithSymbiosis]

Alex Mercer and James Heller (if Prototype 2 was out by now).

[azubike69]

"I'm pressing buttons" men that always crack me up

[ThePainkiller85705]

That would be cool if they added Alex Mercer into the game like Kratos is.

[jp3813]

This game actually lets newcomers familiarize themselves w/ the characters, unlike MVC3. Seriously, I don't think many people give a crap about MODOK's history since Capcom's idea of introducing him to people is a brief bio.

[Sergent118]

This is the best fight :3 (Jade, Sonya, and Kitana)

[MrKingkiller0]

@Sergent118 l like that fight lol

[hitmonchan2092]

RIGHT IN THE TWAT!

[juangarcia2007]

Phil: I was the one he slept with repeatedly! LOL

[StormChamber00]

In Phil's defense, the 2 vs 1 matches are bullshit. Beatable but still bullshit.

[rafae008]

"i'm pressing buttons" classic Phil quote

[GreenBlade8100]

that choke move is the best ever, makes me laugh every time :)

[DoctahDizzle]

I like jade's saber staff!!!

[awaman12]

anybody else notice that Kano's picture has his robo eye on the wrong side? o.o

[BlastoiseSama]

@awaman12 Haha that's just what happens in fighters when there isn't symmetry on a character. They reverse the image, but the original pic is actually on the right side xP

[altec003]

@awaman12 Your right, but it's just a mirror of the 1 player side.

[BobFromFukataney]

"you know that shit is, Fuckin Ridiculous!"



[1Bullet2Ki11s]

BARAKA OBAMA!!!

[kingblazedog]

@1Bullet2Ki11s

Both are monsters that destroy everything! :D

[cobanermani456]

@1Bullet2Ki11s I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING, LOL! Have you heard of the video BARACKA FLACKA FLAME?

[Sniperpro671]

@1Bullet2Ki11s dude thats so old.

[ScrubTheNub]

@1Bullet2Ki11s ....

[souperhero13]

@1Bullet2Ki11s that joke is so old.

[TheDeathsycthe]

Hahahaha Kano=Blanka



[CosmicGiggalo]

Kano is the Blanka of Street Fighter. This is all you are going to see from Kano fighters online.

[wolfie9113]

That cat-fight gets a 9! It goes up if they tear each others clothes off (shouldn't be too hard with how little it is) and jump into the water!

[lavon9305]

@FinalShellShock exactly what i was thinking

[OtreborAsoraled]

i just farted,

[kyleosmith]

When ever anything gets a bit hard, aggrevation comes, when ever everything is easy and the way he wants it, hilarity comes.

[wolfie9113]

@kyleosmith The funny thing is that both are hilarious anyway XD

[HenzelFTW]

lol balls

[JMVEntertainment]

does darksydephil have to choke a bitch XD

[imthedeadlycracka]

damn dude i feel for the fact that you been trying to bbust a x ray and it getting intercepted or missing but those are complex cause you are so open at that time period haha

[asnlunatic]

Ahhhhhh DSP at his finest. His bitching gives me monster boner.

[theasiacan]

Wasn't his name spelled Rayden in the older games?

[179107199999]

@theasiacan Yep! But I suspect his name was changed during the Deadly Alliance series to reflect the Far Eastern influence of his character. He is named after the Japanese God of thunder Raiden.

[redefn199]

@179107199999 @theasiacan

He was only called Rayden in the home versions of the first 3 or 4 games because they feared a lawsuit because of another game called Raiden. In the arcades he has always been Raiden.

[Kidamnesiac8]

The AI gets pretty hard later on It took 10 tried for me to beat the final battle until I realized there was a trick

[wasianfrog]

those tag team matches are a pain in the dick!  just wait phil... just wait.... you'll see 0_0

[OrlYarly11]

It's fair Phil... it's AI bots -_-

[flamboyantAstronaut]

@OrlYarly11 Are you saying AI bots can't be difficult?

[ArcaneSmash]

@OrlYarly11

AI bots are never fair considering they have none of the disadvantages humans have while playing the game.

[woobiehastelly]

@OrlYarly11 Hahaha bull. shit. Bots can be unfair in games.

[OrlYarly11]

@woobiehastelly As you can see... bots can't block 75% of the time -_-

[woobiehastelly]

@OrlYarly11 Take a look at what @ArcaneSmash said.

[sugargliderpal202]

yo im pressing buttons! lol

[caderly28574]

lol wait till you get to goro... that dude cheats mad hard



[iawesome60]

Sonya is mean!

[Seahawksman329]

i fuckking love phils videos