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  • Wankest choice of video for religious arguments this. ENJOY IT!

  • Velcro Shoes?!! He is daft!

  • 9 people had a cheeky little apple.

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  • @TheGreatDeciever55 But then as part of the great plan, God takes the curse of sin upon himself, like a parent who takes responsibility for the actions of their child while they do not know what they are doing. So each is judged by the choices they make in full knowledge. If they choose good and friendship with God ALL wrongdoing is forgiven and all those who have real love enjoy eternity together. But the wicked are together shut away from the Love, to be ruled over by a deceiving evil tyrant.

  • He should have put a barbed wire fence around that tree. He was setting them up.

  • @TheLoonwolf so either God was dumb---or he likes to fuck with people?

  • @TheGreatDeciever55 Or he has a great plan and does things the way they must be done in order to acheive the end goal. For example, taking advantage of the nature of the Adversary to do things for him which the plan requires, but can't do himself because of his own nature.

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  • @TheGreatDeciever55 Precisely! In order to have free will and make an honest choice between good and evil, someone must come along to teach us the evil way. They only ate from the tree because they were given it as an option, and were persuaded that the Boss might be wrong and should be ignored. If not the state would still be the same - two people living in a paradise with no knowledge of good and evil, like obedient robots. He wants us to choose to obey him and be his friends.

  • If he done this about thr koran there would be uproar

  • Ricky... be nice...

  • Karl is brilliant - Ricky is an abrassive idiot.

  • @jwccornock I love Gervais' constant bashing of Karl's theories and things. It makes what Karl say even more hilarious. I think if it was just Karl talking it would get boring after a while. Like all great comedy, you always need a straight man in there.

  • @jwccornock your an abrassive idiot

  • The other 2 need to stfu and let Karl speak :/

  • "sorted out the sun, so you can see yourself abowt"

    god i love the way speaks

  • excellent !! LOOL

  • He's wearing velcro because he can't tie knots.

  • NICE SHOES KARL

  • Love the way Karl can always make things relevent and logical to the stuff we know in our lives regardless of how far ferched and differcult to prove it is! Good Lad! 

  • im sure this must have been inspiration for ricky's bible bit in his animals show

  • look at his shoes !

  • @dfgh123gh Theyre all equal in the bullshit department. different stories same concept. No theyre not equal because theyre not EXACTLY the same. But theyre all full of lies and bloodshed. Every religion. So thats true theyre not equally the same. But theyve all killed tortured and raped to get where they are today and in my opinion christianity is the worst. sorry for the typos. You made yourself seem religious so I just assumed the way you were arguing.

  • Karl's velcro sneaker's are hilarious! He's so bloody lazy that he doesn't even want to take time to tie up laces!!

  • @Furkin44 its a style you numpty millions of those type of shoes get sold, mainly in america BAZINGA

  • I love the way a Karl Pilkington video has managed to spark such an argument

  • @dfgh123gh im just gonna join in, UR A FUCKING IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @dfgh123gh I cant believe you cant grasp your religious little head around his SIMPLE Point. oh wait. I forgot most religious people cant handle another persons point of view....SORRY! Forgot about that.

  • @dfgh123gh Do you understand just the basic of what he was trying to say??? which is To him/her and many other atheists it's just nonsense to us. so we dont care what the fancy story's are in every diffrent religion the fireworks the lightings the special effects. It's all boiled down to the same concept of controlling people with good old guilt. way back in the day. It's just nonsense to us. and if it means something to you. then by all means believe in it. suit yourself.

  • @dfgh123gh """"simple math will tell you that 0 is the same amount for all and therefore the same"""" What he/she meant when they wrote that is. He doesnt believe in any of it. so it's all the same. Got it? how is this hard to grasp....he wasnt bringing math into the conversation he was just saying if somethings 0 and something else just like it is 0 to. IT'S STILL ZERO! Yeah yeah theyre got some diffrent storys and blah but it's the same when you get down to basics of religion.

  • @dfgh123gh Okay you moron. Im only gonna explain this once, so read carefully, what he should have said to make his point (Im an atheist to and I agree with him but he didnt explain it right) Is that we think all religion is non-sense. so it's equal in the fact that it's all rubbish. That's it. we dont care what the diffrent story's are. Jesus or Muhammod.  Or the other religions throughout time etc. There all rubbish which makes them equal in the bullshit department. got it?

  • @dfgh123gh how am i saying all humans are the same?? just because things are different doesn't mean you can't view them in the same way.. have an open mind. you're allowed an opinion i'm not here to change it, i was just explaining that you can see them all equally.. someone who's not religious at all, won't care about any religions and thus they're all equally irrelevant to them. just trying to get you to understand that point...

  • @dfgh123gh right... i view no religions at all. therefore EVERY religion is nothing to me (being an athiest). simple math will tell you that 0 is the same amount for all and therefore the same.. i don't understand how you can't see that..

  • @dfgh123gh are you serious? i'm an athiest which means you view no religions. ergo, all equally. don't say being an athiest is a religion, because it just isn't.

  • Karl thinks your all Bible Bashing c***s lol

  • The premise of the show is stupid. You have a good, unique comedian, Karl, who provides ALL the humor content of the show, and then you have a fat, loud, sloppy yahoo and his sidekick sit there and make fun of him.. If I were Karl I'd be like, "hey you fat shithead, if you want me to speak, shut your fat mouth and maybe add something to the conversation istead of just shriking like a girl at everything I say."

  • Oh my god you guys talk so shit... just laff at the stupid things karl said and don't take it so seriously.

  • i love how ricky says you made a vicar swear and karl just says i didn't mean to

  • You're on page one! lmao

  • How can someone say "SOME parts of this book are true but not ALL" and still claim that it should be taken seriously as a sacred holy text? Who decides which parts are true? I say, you follow EVERYTHING in your book or admit it's not something to base your life on. It's not allowed to pick and choose which parts you like.

  • This really intrigues and cracks me up lol

  • when he starts referring the tree of knowledge to a puffer fish ie fugu, I just lose it

  • im gona have a little cheeky apple

  • This is nearly as funny as an Earth Culture video

  • 'it doesn't go right back to the beginning' we've all failed to mention how Karl has just debunked religion entirely with the first sentence. Karl IS a genius.

  • @ohdoshutit1 FUCK ME you're right ,

    lol i was too busy laughing at everything they say to notice that .

    But yeah wow, im gunna use that quote to all theists now. lol

    Thanks ohdoshutit1 and obviously thanks to Karl........ :p

  • @AtheismFTW1988 hehe, nice one.

  • @ohdoshutit1 has not debunked religion at all, maybe some parts of the bible which are most likely false but few religions/denominatons literally interpret the entire thing.

  • @Schism704 religion isn't about picking and choosing the bits that make sense to you, and discarding the rest. You may as well abandon the religion and create another one for yourself.

  • @ohdoshutit1 no, much of the old testament is either stolen from either religions or made up on contrary to scientific fact, also stories like noahs ark can be explained through science too, the mediterranean sea was not always there, scientists have found evidence of houses etc... under it, to a mere farmer it would seem like the world was flooding, hence the story, parts of the bible like the new testament however are taken literally as their sources are reliable.

  • @ohdoshutit1 You are grossly generalized the entire purpose of religious literature. It's not a "believe all of it happened or nothing" kind of thing.

  • @ginnoveffect bleh. that's just what it is. Otherwise you've misunderstood the point. I'm not getting into a discussion about religion. If you're pick n mixing, you're not following the religion. So just leave it. Christ almighty this is lame. pick it up with someone who cares.

  • @ohdoshutit1

    People think Ricky and Steven are picking on Karl. I think they're just preparing him for a religious debate XD.

    "God exists", says the man. "Hold that thought, let me introduce you to Karl Pilkington."

  • @ohdoshutit1 good god ur right...lol trust a buffoon to debunk it when we've all been trying so hard...fukin love it

  • @ohdoshutit1

    Awesome

  • @ohdoshutit1

    You do see that in the picture, he is wearing velcro shoes.

  • and the snake said 'aight'

  • "Im just sayin.." lol. This is Gods remedy for depression.

  • "a little cheeky apple"

  • "God's already knocking about and that..." XDDDD lol

  • The orange head is an atheist for sure. Smart Guy...

  • lyco46, you legs must hurt from backpeddling...........FAILTRO­LL - YOUR EXISTENCE IS NEGATIVE!

  • Humans are basically moral from looking out for each other when we lived in caves.

    Cavemen did not have religious experiences. We are moral because we had to help each other to survive as a species. It's that simple.

    Religion came along so people could exploit other people.

  • @1woodnut well said

  • LMAO XD I can just imagine the evil dark lord of hell, satan saying '' Alright... want an apple un that? ''

  • God bless Karl and his velcro shoes.

  • If karl was preacher in one of churches around i prolly wpuld start visiting them again lol

  • Gotta love that Karl has velcro straps on his shoes in the picture.

  • Religion promotes ignorance and is therefore dangerous to society.

  • @bobokk last time I checked religion teaches to love and accept others for who they are and carry your life out in an orderly and respectful way while caring about the feelings of others

  • @IndianaJoel93 it also teaches people to believe in absolutely false stories as they were fact.

    and no it doesn't teach people to accept others for who they are, unless they believe in the same god as they do.

  • @mikeymoxon you're talking about fundamentalism (applies as much to a religious as any other group of people- ie politics, just b/c the Tea Party is fucking nuts doesn't mean the entire right is), point being not every religious minded person (or I hope atheist....) thinks that they know all the answers

    Honestly it irritates me how preoccupied so many people are with this "issue", just remember Richard Dawkins (and Karl Rove...) SELL books by getting you pissed off/hating on each other.

  • @IndianaJoel93 what religion teaches is to believe in things without any evidence, and to devote your life to fairy tales.

    religion is not a necessary component for any of the things you listed.

  • @bobokk Free thought is far more dangerous. Religion promotes order through control. "Don't do this under penalty of eternal hell" etc. In a perfect world we would be able to function beautifully under a diluted form of anarchy but let's face it, the majority of human beings need fear of consequences and guidelines in order to behave. Religion keeps the otherwise violent lunatics in line.

  • @HalfkastHybrid Totally untrue. No religion does not mean anarchy. We learn about morals and consequences through socialisation via our parents and subsequent relationships. To say that religion keeps violent lunatics in line is laughable.

  • @bobokk It actually offends me that someone would suggest I'm only being good out of self-interest in wanting to go to heaven.

  • @antonio610 It offends me that you claim I said such a thing. However, it's no secret that there are many people who ARE only good out of self interest and similarly, many people who do BAD things in the knowledge that they can just "reset" themselves by confessing.

  • @bobokk I was agreeing with you, actually. I'm an atheist.

  • @antonio610

    The last refuge of the intellectually inferior, is offence.....

    Grow up .....God is just Santa Claus for adults......

    How,s that for offence ?

  • @lyco46 Read the comment below you and feel silly.

  • @antonio610

    To be perfectly honest i didnt really read what u said cause i couldnt give a fuck i just jump on forums and wind people up like u, its great for the bloated sense of self esteem...like holding a gun

    was fun reading ur reply though

    silly ? no.... you ?

    accomplished

    yes.......!!!

    self importance mmmm not sure retarded yes definitely

    YOU are all retarded if you believe that shite and stop pretending to be an atheist

    its pathetic

  • @lyco46 You know what? You're the sort of self-important atheist-for-the-wrong-reasons that gives us all a shit reputation. "Intellectually inferior"... You probably really do believe religious people are "retarded", that you are a fucking genius for breaking free and that there aren't vastly intelligent churchgoers out there. There are, and that's the saddest part of it.

  • @antonio610

    FENCE SITTING NO NOTHING NO IT ALL....GET A LIFE

  • @lyco46 What a narrow minded cunt you are - you're just as bad as the religious nutters you despise so much.

  • @DogDogCatDog Methinks the lady doth protest to much.....

  • @lyco46 Methinks you are a cunt.

  • @DogDogCatDog Methinks its time to change your tampon....!!! ol doggy doggy cat dog

  • @HalfkastHybrid There are violent lunatics who act in gods name...

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  • can we quit the whole religious thing and just talk about how funny karl is?

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  • religion is ridiculous thats why religious people seem so crazy

  • @mcdinkity you do realise that over 90% of the whole world is religious, so you are saying only about 10% of the world is sane

  • @IndianaJoel93 That's absolutely true. It used to be that everyone wanted to have slaves, but that didn't make the majority right now did it? Just because lots of people do something stupid for no good reason doesn't mean they're not stupid and that they have good reasons. There is no god yet people think there is one and believe in magic, like little children...the fact that most people believe that nonsense doesn't make them right.

  • @IndianaJoel93 sounds about right. 

  • @ohdoshutit1 what does?

  • @IndianaJoel93 that the minority actually think for themselves, hence are more sane.

  • @ohdoshutit1 and how did you come to that conclusion? the minority think it is right to molest children, does that make them more sane?

  • @IndianaJoel93 epic facepalm.

    it's not because they're a minority that they're more sane.

  • @IndianaJoel93 25% of the worlds population are qualified scientists? are you being serious?

  • the snake said: aight

  • @doctorwho888 "alright".

  • "OH GET ON WITH IT YOU"RE ON PAGE 1" hahaha

  • But, hey Ricky used all of this in Animals. Didn't know Karl had made all the material.

  • @Chrisbajs Animals was recorded in 2003. This clip is from new years eve 2005. Also, I only think it's the subject that is same (Genisis).

  • @iamtheVitor

    I stand corrected.

  • oh Karl you never fail to crack me up XD

    I am a christian but I think genesis is bullshit and it was just a rough guess made by some priest, oh, and the 6 "days" thing is also bullshit, it is a mistranslation of "6 ages"

  • @IndianaJoel93 How would 6 ages be any less bullshit that 6 days?

  • @wolverine005 do you even know what I mean by "ages"

  • @IndianaJoel93 I couldn't say, but it doesn't matter what you mean by ages. It isn't the period of time (well at least its not just that) which the scientific community has a problem with, its the entire creation story. Along with the rest of the Bible.

  • @wolverine005 well actually, a considerable number of scientists are religious, and tbh I think most reasonable christians know that the creation story is bullshit, it was just a rough guess from a priest who was high on magic mushrooms, that is actually a true story.

  • @IndianaJoel93 So what? The majority do not believe in a god, or are not sure of ones existence. That alone does not mean anything, nor does your claim that a considerable number of scientists are religious. Religion has nothing to do with the scientific method.

  • @wolverine005 hey, its just a statement, but only 2% of the worlds civillised population is athiest, and 25% of the worlds population are qualified scientists, and religion is a belief, a faith that many people confide in through difficult times, so just let people have their beliefs

  • @IndianaJoel93 go visit europe and bath in atheism

  • @kaptenmax learn english because that made no sense

  • @IndianaJoel93 learn to make sense of that with a bit of creativity

  • @kaptenmax well, Portugal, Spain, France and Italy are all strongly Catholic countries, so tbh your comment didnt make sense, plus there are all the countries that are a combination of Judaism, Catholicism and Islam, mainly Germany, Russia, Poland, ect ect

  • @IndianaJoel93 You're full of it. maybe on paper but not in reality. On paper, people are born into a religion by their parents, however i've been to france and spain many times and I have asked about this personally alot and the impression is that everyone under 50 are a enormous tendency to not be religious at all, and in sweden where I'm at, the majority have no belief or say they are atheists. Still however a majority of swedes are a member of the church. Why? They are born into it.

  • @IndianaJoel93 And since young people more and more lean towards a rational arguement instead of magic and gut guesses which is religion you will enjoy more and more atheists around you as you get older. Hopefully all countries will have a atheist majority within a hundred years!

  • @kaptenmax facist much? I dont really care what people believe in, as long as they respect the beliefs of others and let them get on with it.

  • @IndianaJoel93 Exactly don't have a problem with religion but I don't like people trying to force me to change my beliefs as if Christians whining will convince me

  • @TheJonD37 I know right? I mean, I dont practice but I have Christian beliefs, and it makes me embarressed to have faith in Jesus to see all these whining preachers, preachers that just say that you are worth something and tell you to be good to yourself and others are ok because they are good folk, its the ones that are like "believe in God or the world will end" that most people, including religious folk dont like.

    If everyone was like us two there would be no fueds over religion.

  • @IndianaJoel93 I would be embarrassed because neither holy books make any sense starting with the all knowing god that despite being all knowing constantly contradicts himself, never mind it's god doing all the killing, it's never that Satan dude that's supposed to be so bad, he only killed 2 after getting permission from god. Etc. Also why believe in 1 religion if there are 100's to chose from. All equally valid as none of them have any facts to support them.You dismiss 100's of gods except 1?

  • @InnSewerAnts to be honest most religions believe in the same god, they just have different ways of worshipping an living, and in the new testament all the killing stops (RE class was one of my favorite lessons because our teacher was hilarious)

  • @IndianaJoel93 That's just ignorant, they all attribute different properties to it & many have more than 1 such entity in their beliefs so most don't believe in the same or even just one. The 4th biggest religion in the world doesn't even have a god. There are many differently named religions that believe to believe in the Judaic god sure but can't agree on much & keep on splitting into slightly different ones. But many have completely different gods & stories. A being dreaming this reality e.g.

  • fags arguing

  • @YeahNigguhhh

    agreed

  • TUT TUT

  • @Daffanka no he wasn't!!! just because he used the word god to help the masses understand his theories does not make him religious.

  • Karl really does wear velcro shoes!

  • I love Jesus and I love Ricky Grevais

  • SNAKE: Alright...d'you want an apple?

  • If Karl preached at my church, I'd never fall asleep in mass again. <3

  • karls sermon :)... atheist pod cast interviewing an idiot = instant world record

  • God is dead.

  • of course ricky is an athiest, he is not retarded

  • @skunkmonkey77 you're probably a real smug cunt kindred spirit to ricky. einstein was religious, hth

  • @skunkmonkey77 well actually atheism is just as retarded as religion for a number of reasons but i came here to listen to karl pilkington not enter a theological debate, i just wish people would stop bashing religion on youtube or in the media.

  • @danpayne118 i agree. athiests are just as arrogant as religious fanatics. the only sane people (in my opinion) are agnostics

  • @danpayne118 hahaha yeah western society really has been subjugating religion. people bash religion because it's insane, and if people don't express that it's insane, then people who don't realize it's insane might never figure out that it's insane. Education - what a good use of youtube!

  • @CheStillFighting Have you ever heard of string theory? One of sciences leading theories as to how the universe works is that the fundamental particles are in fact strings, but in order for this to be true several extra, unobservable, dimensions to the universe must exist. If any preacher said that then no one would believe him but a scientist says it and it must be true right? To me it sounds just as insane as the idea of god. people are often blinded by faith but some are blinded by science

  • @danpayne118 as for string theory... actually, if a preacher announced it, people would believe him. and there wouldn't need to be any scientific journals published with peer review: millions of people would take it on word. ironically, it's the scientists who seem to be mistrusted. string theory has been reviewed over and over by scientists and has been tested numerous times. that is how something ought to be demonstrated true, not by questiionably translated, unverifiable, ancient books.

  • @CheStillFighting and you

  • @CheStillFighting The old books were parts written in times when human beings were developing their logic. They don't get up to the idea of logically sound equations, inventions, philosophys, government body, or any other items. But of course, some of the crazy things would have been done by something that today's science could solve. Take the Salem Witch Trials, people went crazy because of a contamination in the water, it even led to a fungus growing on the wheat that were made into bread.

  • @CheStillFighting i cant prove that god exists, but you cant prove that he doesnt either, so just let people believe what they want to believe and stop inflicting your opinions on them, because otherwise you are just as bad as those you criticise

  • @danpayne118 i believe in turkey twislers, maybe the universe didn't expand from a singularity but rather a pack of twislers. Also my cat's been chasing string theory all his life ut he's never figured it out.

  • @CheStillFighting So stop trying to inflict your opinion on other people, otherwise you are just as bad as those people that you criticise. Let people form their own opinions because making out that they need your help seems quite pretencious to me!

  • @danpayne118 i agree, i want people to form their own opinions, not listen to dogma. i'm not saying they need my help and i'm not inflicting opinion on them. no one's "bad" some people just hold illogical beliefs. my main point was we have free speech and i submit that this is good. I'll give an example why. if i go around thinking leprachons are real, i could hold a false belief all my life, but if it is openly discussed enough, logic will demonstrate that this theory is incredibly unlikely.

  • @CheStillFighting geez get a girlfriend

  • @skunkmonkey77 with that narrow minded view you clearly are though

  • I knew it! Ricky's an atheist!

  • @Kemonokami Have you not seen his comedy? He wasn't hiding it =P

  • Ricky shouldn't have interrupted him and let him get on with it

  • Truly a(round)head of his time

  • God's already knockin about, n that...

  • This man is surely the greatest intellect of our time. Pure genius from the round-headed one as usual.

    Please someone give him a chat show, but where it is just him being interviewed. All day, every day. I would piss my panties so hard I'd end up wearing Tena Lady.

  • Love Karls shoes lol

  • I am a Christian and I found that hilarious! what a Genious (or idiot). Karl Pilkington - what a great mind haha

  • the funniest part of this is that karl view on how we got hear are as crazy as this lol

  • 'god's already about, so it doesn't go right back to the beginning.' who said karl wasn't smart?

  • i love hte way ricky and steva always talk to him like teachers

  • We really need to make Karl Pilkington a house hold name.

  • @DoctorSnider

    he is now!! :oD

  • I think that a book as stupid as the bible should ALWAYS be read in this tone

  • "Adam and Eve are knockin' about...o'right?"

  • cant work out if this guy is a comedy genius or an idiot

  • @THEDAVINATOR He really is just an Idiot

  • i love how karl immediately notices one of the most profound difficulties with the idea of God. "it doesnt go right to the beginning.. cos gods already knocking around". yeah, if there has to be a creator, who created god?

  • @lithfrasir He was shat out of the chicken what was hatched from the egg.

    I thought everybody knew that.

  • visionsofsilver, can i suck your mothers love plums? Assuming he's not dead. If he is, LUCKY BASTARD!!!!!!