The new Alotta

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

what was the point of this video

[Targisvear]

@SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 NONE AT ALL, aint it grand?

[fallenhackable]

I swear at 0:51 if that smirk/chuckle was part of the act or wasn't because of what Austin did lol...

[Jimmeth]

Well I wont lie to you, cards are not my bag baby

[soccrstar4]

Allow myself to introduce....... Myself.

[torontothegood]

she's gotta nice nice pair.

[Targisvear]

@torontothegood i call that a playstation pair: made for kids to use but it is adults who enjoy them the most.

[torontothegood]

@Targisvear good one! (or two!)

[morgantown1]

he shouldve said no card for you!

[Nobodyuno95]

Dang it!! Shes so hot

[Targisvear]

Well duh! Look at those ( . )(  . ) O-O

[Tool78Maynard]

"Allow myself to introduced.........Myself" lol Ive always loved that line hahaha

[theman1819]

is that the soup nazi off seinfield?

[Targisvear]

@theman1819 he sure is! The actor's name is Larry Thomas. He won an Emmy for that Seinfeld episode. Not bad for a character actor huh?

[ldesorden]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

[boberson33]

oh im sorry it sounded like you sed ur name was alotta...

[MadyWolfe]

ah! it's the soup nazi!

[zigubar]

are you an automobile car? how would you usually operate? ಥ_ಥ

[JDizzle1731]

"5" "i also like to live dangerously" lmao

[SataRKid]

so looks it out

[WhiteAsterix]

its alotta fagina.LOl.i read in the substitles.but sound like a lot of vagina.but it actually is alotta fagina with an F.

[Infesturmind]

"Five"

"I'll stay"

LMAO

[Inrockandrollwetrust]

Austin's face at @32 seconds cracks me up so much.

[circusfreak777]

"i'll stay." what an idiot! LOL!

[DevilSilver33]

I also like to live dangerously xD

[PinStripes41]

mike myers facial expressions are priceless

[dynastyballer13]

lmfao 5....i'll stay...you have 5 sir...i also like to live dangerously

[chaaoos]

sooooo...what was the point of this video?

[Targisvear]

@chaaoos well, as it is my channel, my f***ing choice and none of it made youtube delete it, I guess just because I could and it amused me. The fact that no one except GatorsNations realised it wasn't exactly the original (some even discussed the video like if it didn't match their memory of it not getting it lmao) only contributed to my amusement... didn't like the experience, then f**k off, my video, my channel, it's you who should leave, not me.

[knoble430]

@chaaoos Because its funny, whats the point of your life ?

[bob123789456]

the dealer is the soup nazi

[JohnMUTDMazzawi]

i'm glad somebody else besides me notices this!

[patyoyo]

wow i just noticed that

[Tim92G]

holy shit he is lmao

[GatorsNation]

Why did some idiot just dub over her voice? Did ya just wanna hear yourself on the computer? Ya could of made your own video ya know.

[Targisvear]

@GatorsNation because I could. And I did. And by the way you had won a date with Amy Adams for being the first 1 to realise that, but I never told you because you called me an idiot. Sorry about that. I bet you are going to get lucky with her some day despite loosing the date opportunity.

[GatorsNation]

What? Who? When? How? What the fuck are you....ohhhhhhhh wait. You're talking about this great part of the first Austin Powers movie that was oddly dubbed over with the SAME SHIT that the actress was gonna say anyways! What was the point? Besides, why do I give a rats hairy ass about this Amy Adams broad anyhow? I don't know who the fuck that is, nor do I care. Fuck this. I gotta go to the road house for a few shots rather than play comment tag.

[Targisvear]

Change...to...decaf...good to know you are going on with your life and forgetting this.

[GatorsNation]

Oh goody! I'm obviously dealing with a Brit. Do ya even know what a shot is, and no, I'm not talking about expresso. Maybe I'm dealing with a prep instead of a Brit. Preps like that overly expensive shit don't they? A shot is most notabally considered 3 ounces of your favorite poison. Mine's preferabally Captain Morgan Private Stock on top of a few beers. Dam, it took me forever to complete this comment so theres no typos. Your negative criticism over my drunken grammar is the last thing I need.

[TheFounderUtopia]

@GatorsNation

*Damn

*there's

Targisvear's joke about switching to decaf had nothing to do with shots, they were remarking on your over-the-top replies that make you look hyperactive. Kudos for being too stupid to understand the insult though.

P.S. I'm a Brit - we call them "shots" too, ya freaking yankee dumbass.

[GatorsNation]

Well well well if it isn't my little comment tagging buddy Targisvear. How's it hangin across the pond over there bloak? You people....do say bloak don't you? Its funny ...you know...calling me a Yank. I found it more entertaining than the attemted insult. Ya know why? I'm a southerner here in the states, and its odd being called a yankee when we use that term in reference to folks from the New England region like New York, Boston, or somewhere up north. Funny though. Thanks for the laugh.

[TheFounderUtopia]

@GatorsNation

I'm not Targisvear, moron. At least look at the name of the person you're replying to before making a fool out of yourself.

First of all, the word you're looking for is "bloke", not "bloak", and secondly, the term "yank" when used by non-Americans refers to anyone of the USA, it's only specific to New England when used by Americans. Kudos on the epic cultural ignorance though.

BTW, I wouldn't brag about being a southerner. Your stupidity only perpetuates the redneck stereotype.

[02jholdsworth]

i stuckk on 5 at the casino the other night..... just for the comedy factor.... plus i was drunk. iv never seen the dealer look so confuced! lost but it was still funny!

[AsianInvazian]

I'll stay

[tal19fmtl]

allow myself to introduce....my self

[ro332]

A casino dealer would never question the customer and say 'You have 17 sir' :)

[coachluver2255]

number 2 - allota. allota fagina. lol

austin - huh?

number 2 - allot fagina. eye roll

[sodumb123]

and this is my wife "operah"

[LightzenoLZ]

This is my wife "Operah"

[kreion]

"i also like to live dangerously..."

can't wait for Austin Pwers 4!

[tinting156]

the secretary's name IS Allota Fagina

[nils89]

always makes me laugh

[sw460xvr]

best austin powers scene ever. I drop this line at least once everytime i play blackjack...well not serious blackjack

[dazcouz]

On Channel 4 right now

[phil367153206]

It's the Soup Nazi!

[nicholasiv]

It is indeed! I did never realized that.

[cs512tr]

no card for you!!

[Jurassicparkz08]

Looks just like him anyway lmao, never noticed this

[drewamira]

hey ur right!

[commentguy69]

LMFOA!!!"5"lol

cards are not his thing lol

[Hoohahkid]

lol jkes man

[linkinparkkid8]

cool

[fritzmh]

a lot of vagina

[thehbk10]

this is my favorite scene :D

[Ultraussie]

This is my wife "Operah".

[ThePatriot]

my favourite scene,

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

ROFL the first time I saw this I laughed my ass off...

"5"

"I'll stay"

[EricAKATheBelgianGuy]

"I suggest you hit, sir."

"I also like to live dangerously."

[calapanpo]

god you're dumb

[thehbk10]

you are the dumbass

she knows what it means, she is sayin what austin says at the end of the video

he says "im sorry maybe im just not getting it right. it sounds like you said.." in the next line

so NO, YOU are the dumbass.

[dianaroxs007]

lol =]

[secretlover12]

my name is richie cunningham, and this is my wife operah

[cyrusettosch]

I also like to live dangerously...

[secretlover12]

allow myself to introduce.... myself