COFFEH: It's a Dinosaur Laser Ringtone...

[Enforcer1975]

5 dislikes = 5 people are gay

[TaterRawrrOfficial]

i immediately went and got the sherlock ringtone from itunes store xD

[mizeri4life108]

I agree, that episode of Sherlock was amazing!! I can't wait til it comes out again!

[MicroCraftTV]

You love sleeping? What a coincidence I love sleeping!

[GLaDOShugger]

Damnitt, i totally use the Navi sounds for my text sounds and i thought that was a fairly decently somewhat original idea of mine :(

[brood909]

ro? ro c? usc?

[Grymmorgan]

Speaking of "adorbs," the number of ways in which you attain epic cuteness just went over 9000. Just sayin'. :^P

[boredoutmymind234]

dodger i wantz dinosaur laser ringtone!!!!

[XOfSpades9]

+if you watched dinosaur laser fight before seeing this :P

[w4vezf9a]

5:05 . You're welcome.

[Zaqster]

"Commander, you've received a new message at your private terminal"

[worzelhund]

whale wars is epic!

[MalcolmElisha]

Good luck with the Vlog.

[Irokangi]

... i wanna fuck you

[ZzEzDzZ]

hot hot hot..

[coolstream1]

"hey listen" in my email sound... obtaining heart piece is my SMS tone... starcraft 1 terran "incoming transmission" is my ring tone...

[supralorenzo01]

Your Tali from Mass Effect 2.

[supralorenzo01]

Happy Lunar Year!

[c2k3007]

"CoLLeGE iS AwESoME" pew pew pew /glug

[squid3]

Nymphadora Tonks

[smdelta4]

i dont like fever either, especially the Bieber Fever.

[SquishyBoobz]

I cringed so hard that I got a dead arm and a charlie horse when I heard the word "Adorbs" and now I'm stuck like this and can't straighten my body out. It's a perma-cringe.

[Farf420]

you're sick again? Maybe you have AIDS. Have a nice day!

[xbox360ROCKS777]

OMG I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH IM GAY YOU MADE ME REALIZE THERES NEW SHERLOCK EPISODES OUT I DONT KNOW WHY I DONT HIT CAPS BUT I LIKE IT IT MAKES MME LOOK IMPORTANT I SUB'D AND SHTUFF KBAI

[HollowDelusions]

I just got a new phone today. My wallpaper for it is the Batman logo and my ringtone is the Imperial March. Oh yeah totes awesome.

[timlovell]

This is where the cold medicine you got for christmas comes in handy...

[timlovell]

You keep saying wait! wait! you've gotta hear this wait!... Where do you think we are going? We are here watching you in all your non-laryngitis-having-awesomen­ess. Hope you shake the mystery bug soon.

[benignchaos]

Ninja Sex Party! It feels weird when popular internet people like the same things you like.

[cavemandan543210]

You think people were nuts for the horse in the movie; you've obviously never seen a brony :D

[MntnJew]

Come dye my hair for me plx. I need my hurrz did.

[goremini181]

War Horse is better in the theatre

[youremessingupmymane]

So Dodger, I paused the video in the middle of you horse and it ended up sounding like you said.

"I mean I love horses but it's a whore."

[TheRydog100]

A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course, that is of course unless that horse is the famous Mr. Ed! Hyyyyeagh! *whip sound*

[TheRydog100]

I was expecting War Horse to be a War movie with a Horse in it.

I came out seeing a Horse movie with a War in it.

Not that that's bad, I'm just saying, 'little less exciting than I had hoped.

[bifida24]

Every time you mention Ro (I know thats probably like %100 wrong spelling lol) But every time you mention Ro, I auto think of Skyrim haha

[fallintoyesterday]

War Horse should have been called the People Whisperer

[skyhight3]

My ringtone is Hell Bell - AC/DC

[Anonofwales]

Last time I had a bad cold I spent a night sounding like Nick Plott, it was awesome.

[Enuiofmoonglade]

sleeping with a feever. blanket off. blanket on..blanket covering one foot. ...perfect.

[FreddyTheCupcake]

saw war horse... i thought the horse's "magical powers" were a little too convenient

[Dojum11]

Never grow up, never change!

[Marvellann]

hey, for your illness try to not use refined sugar it slows the reaction of immunity system about 3 times and tons of other similar "benefits". Use rather glucose or fructose... that would be an great beginning for a long term treatment...

[BlackWingPDX]

I think she would sound cute with laryngitis... either way, if ya cant talk, type! Seriously, I hope u r okay. Miss ya! ♥

[ThePracticeBilly]

Does anyone remember an old video where dodger mentions a website where you can just go through pages of stuff to buy from the internet, which is it/whats that website?

[AJNYY]

I think we can blame laryngitis for the absence lol

[BROdeSEAL]

what if it was war fox? then i'm sure you would understand the magical powers of the horse XD

[CunnininnuC]

i'm afraid to drink soda because i think i'm going to float up to the ceiling 

[lethalspoon92]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy that dodger likes british stuff

[thewoolycontacts]

Im so happy for you Dodger. You dont say LIKE as much anymore lol

[BuddyCreator]

I started listening to Ninja Sex Party about a month ago and I haven't been sad since.

[BlackWingPDX]

Every other day?!? When did this happen? Don't we get a vote or something?

[joser1500]

the new season of archer is comint out today

[evawesome90]

now it's coffeh time every other day, next it's coffeh time every other week, later... no more coffeh!!! :'(

[edgm88washere]

I made my notification tone a fart sound and was quite surprise when it went off several days later on a date.

[MegaBiBen]

you gave the sickness to jesse



[BlackWingPDX]

Still no Dodger?!?!?! was it something I said?

[icerucard]

Tried to unsubscrib but im still coming back here.

Thers just something about her, isnt ther?

But hell I enjoy waching such a smart, cute and overall a great person like Dodger

I feel like an addict, plz tell me thats creepy

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

@icerucard same here ..... she fucking hypnotized my fucking mind!! what's wrong with me?

[icerucard]

@666TheMetalmaniac666 Dont know about you but it looks like Im falling in love with a girl on the internet on the outer side of the world

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

@icerucard Yea me too men. I've seen alot of hot girls on youtube but dodger is on another lvl of beauty. Meanwhile alot of other females are acting like hot bitches showing their tits for views dodger has something interesting and funny to say (or i think so caus i'm hypnotized^^). She is so fucking cute men... and these blue nordic eyes are killing me...We need to creat an organisation to share and to cure our addiction to her loll. lol we are so creepy

[coregoon]

@icerucard Yup, that's creepy. But you're not alone. :P

And there's pleeeenty of creepier folks. Which is actually kinda worrisome at times.

[redhead1183]

Hey dodger! apparently caffeine lowers your immune system over time. So try cutting back for a while. absurd thought i know, but it may help.

[SuneTheMairn]

5:05 is one of the cutest things I've ever seen :)

[BlackWingPDX]

I ωΔITΣD. I GΩTTΔ. GΣT SΩMΣ ZZZ'S.

[Liquidcadmus]

14 thousand views? you should apply for a job at a radio station

[BlackWingPDX]

Dodger...(cough) where r u? (Cough cough) not gonna make it... must... watch... coffffeh timmmme... :'(

[BlackWingPDX]

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[BlackWingPDX]

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[BlackWingPDX]

Arrrrgh!! Dodger!!  Where is tonight's coffeh time!?!? I'm bored and I need my Dodger fix!!!

[nikkijam23]

i love u.......

[chiame11]

... did anyone else hear the random airplane going over?

[redryk7]

6:50 so sexy!

[MADma3str0]

totally thought you kept saying War Whores

[ogat11]

dodger when you have a fever you should bundle up as much as possible you want to be hot and sleep it off. i remember i had a really bad fever that came from my bronchitis and i literally wore a sweater, sweat pants, socks, and slept with 2 blankets. the next morning i swear on everything the fever was completely gone.

unfortunately however, the bronchitis was still there and jesus lord its an absolute terrible terrible sickness. the worst i think ill ever have

[Excalibur5094]

I changed my texttone recently to a clip of a turret from Portal saying "HEEeeellLOO.........friend...­.." Needless to say, it creeps strangers out on a regular basis.

[hexbitgames]

Going to see Warhose with a lady friend.  Can't friggin' wait, it looks soooo good.

[tehnoblerogue]

OMG WTF did you do to your hair????

[ATiredDude13]

@tehnoblerogue Bad it bad ass.

[ATiredDude13]

@tehnoblerogue Made it bad ass.

[ohemmi]

Sometimes I daydream when you talk and then come back to see you all enthusiastic. I have no idea what you're talking about..but I still enjoy it.

Also!

I like drinking watching at night, but you don't post until I'm in bed so I end up drinking coffee with you before my bedtime..

[MaxxHeadRoom0]

Coffehs a little weak :(

More SUGER!!!

[KatsuhonoProduction]

@MaxxHeadRoom0 Epic Pie Time ?

[anywittyusername]

I wonder who is the lucky person with the If we were gay ringtone

"dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls"

[havik69]

NINJA SEX PARTY !

[4thGearReviews]

S.O.P.A I say Nopa

[alullabyofpain]

Please Dodger dont attend E3 this year until ESA(if i got it right im from brazil..) remove their support to SOPA and PIPA!

[BLUEBI56]

YOU HAVE NAVI SOUNDS AS TEXTZ TOO?!? I'M NOT ALONE!

[SilverEternis]

You should get some Portal ringtones, they have them up for free download!

[MrJoshuaBolster]

dodger your our horse

[Mozrael7]

Dodger, NSP has broken my...everything

[MrUuhhhuuu]

I . . LIKE . . YOUR . . HAIR!!

[UrFriendlyVirus]

Sherlock cats hair gives you strength.

[Mozrael7]

hey Dodger...guess what?

RITTER SPORT!!!!! 

[Gallodor117]

Ninja sex partys AWESOME!!!

[JMRolf1]

Hey dodger can you get husky to do some vlogs with you? I think that would be awesome!

[chosama]

jajajaja zelda tones are the best I made the main theme from the 25 anniversary concert as my main ringtone

[x87octanex]

are you getting enough sleep/rest?

[CableLoganSummers]

Feel better!! Please! :)

[Dore914]

lol stops song just before "It's fucking science."

[JAAPearce]

Sherlock FTW

[haxorkecie]

stop sniffling lol :D

[TheZombieFood]

Blanket should always stay on. Helps the body burn out the invading bodies!

[brittklein13]

Cool  ringtone. bye.

[StrawHatRat]

You're probably thinking to yourself, "Ninja Sex Party you're awesome". We know, but thank you anyway.

[noblesogy]

i hate sleep

[JostleCubed]

i kept hearing "whores" all the time

[Likvor89]

About you getting sick a lot. You know there also could be some MILDEW problems in your apartment.

[AssassinParkour]

My ringtone is Navi yelling HEY! LISTEN!! HEY! LISTEN!!

[FsVHY]

12 year old reaction to 0:10 tehehehehehe

[manineedasnowcone]

Dodger, how would you react to a 6'2" fan randomly screaming "DODGER!" as they ran towards you and gave you a giant bear hug? :3 Oh, I'm not planning anything...

[No1Complainer]

My ring tone says, in a very odd, high pitched voice "I'm Thor, Kersmash".

[Picto82]

Got R2-D2 as my message tone and N64 GoldenEye for my ringtone.

[KizZpanQ]

The horse just chose "Charm Person" at level one XD

[marduv]

Do some EXERCISE ! I never get sick cuzz of that :) greetings from canada !

[SidGoesPlaces]

dodger I made ninja sex......

me  whaaa?

[pete275]

that's what you get from making out with Ro while she has laringitis :/

[AmethystLink]

I found something totally awesome and Sherlock related on the internets that I want to order for you, but for some reason the site needs the phone number of the recipient so I can't get it D: Trust me, you'd love it if I could get it for you :D I guess I could just use my phone number instead but I dunno if that's a good idea... I really want you to have it though!

[Werdme1]

Weird lots of people seem to be getting larenjites O.0

[Cefairon]

I completly agree with you, Dodger. The last Sherlock episode was so frickin' awesome... Best one yet.

Hope you get better soon.

[deadenglish]

It was such a good Sherlock episode!

[cottonballbullets]

Her hair matches her eyes now I feel like one of Dodger's creepy fans for noticing lol but what can I say her hair brings out her eyes and vise versa :D

[joeylove8D]

i thought you said "War Whores".... i was like wahhhh??

[DrJonathan911]

it's unbelieveble how your vid's can brighten up one's day in the middle of exams! Love 'em dodg! <3

[ndakota8264]

Feel your pain on the Sherlock series.......one year is to long to wait:(

[Scheeno]

you make me fap happy

[DevilDan83]

My ringtone is the CODEC ring and my text tone is the Kim Possible ring tone.

[Zuzu9328]

That horse is pimpin'

[Rouwen87]

My ringtone is Amazing Horse by Weeble btw, It gets a bit awkward when I sit in the servicebooth at my job when people come up to the desk and my phone rings, I don't mind though. :)

[Rouwen87]

For some reason, Dodgers new hair makes me want to picture her in a hentai...

This is weird...I don't know if I want this!

[djaktube]

Your hair is green...

[FoxyWolfGame]

Please do not growing up! The tragedy is that I live too far away to meet you so do something for me and not growing up: D

[RRF]

That last episode of Sherlock is the best 90 minutes of TV in the last 10 years. Fact.

[Rjsameuslon8808]

Look at my horse my horse is amazing!!!!

[joseggf1]

I love You

[McBawse]

Evolve to a new text tone?

Pokemon evolution tone. DO IT.

[xTheFreeMason]

@McBawse I'm just gonna go ahead and do that right the hell now.

[BRockBRollBU]

@McBawse haha. I have my texttone set to the lvl up sound. the call is a trainer battle.

[rafael780]

i went on vacation, and now i see you with green hair, WTF XD

[aamesxdavid]

I think Dodger has that horse's magical ability. Any time someone watches one of her videos, they're like omgggg <3<3<3<3

And rightfully so.

[SnakeMxR]

Keep saying Horse over and over and it starts to sound weird lol.

[Wookiecan]

why not make puppies in space be mike?

[DPalms309]

Kittehs In Space?

[fieldninjai]

Listen to their songs... or Ninja Bryan will kill you!

[VBTom09]

I've been using the Superintendent Inbound chime for my text tone since ODST released. A friend was playing it a while back, and every time I heard the chime in-game I had to check my phone, realize it was actually the game, and then rage a little at myself.

[GrimmShadowsII]

You know Rydia, I mean Romona, I mean Dodger; I always find it kind of funny when people make a public video and then say don't judge. Lets be honest if someone is gonna judge you do you really think they'd change their mind and not judge you just because you said 

[NerdyMoon]

I have the immune system of an Elephant, I NEVER get ill :D

[senorataco1]

That horse is a pimp lol

[ypey1]

i now ya are a veggie but eat a good peace of meat sometime! its good for the immunes.

[1711824711]

7:49 classy Dodger is classy. :D

[XDsofunnehXD]

Just curious ik u probs wont see this but where do u work?

[DarkManaKnight]

metal gear ringtone, custom made. and its epic

[GrimmShadowsII]

@DarkManaKnight that is the only ringtone I might actully consider paying for, the alerted song.

[snowstalker36]

I continue my search for an E1M1 ringtone compatible with my crappy old phone.

[TheTebbin]

/watch?v=87i-iCplbBo&feature=g­-u&context=G23d4668FUAAAAAAAEA­A

MIRROR: Stand Together: The Gaming Community vs SOPA and PIPA

[njr689]

Dodger you should totally do a hair dying tutorial! I've been wanting to dye my hair dark blue but I'm worried i'd mess it up and I don't want to pay for a stylist to do it if its possible to do it at home, I neeeeds help xD 

[BlackJeopardy]

Well if it's yours it'll either be green, blonde or black, I don't see a problem with having hair in you coffee, you'll definitely spot it...

[rumanowskiwebtech]

I'm impressed how many people are protesting SOPA... Even people form other countries, like me :).

[cptjaffacakes]

@rumanowskiwebtech because sopa effects all of us no matter where we are, aslong as we are internet users

[ThePro777Gamer555]

@rumanowskiwebtech that's how it should be. we dont need another Third Reich

[lassenlautta]

Constantly sick .. might want to check for mold or something...

[tucker151988]

"wait guys, wait" where are we going?

[Arris3]

I use a murloc for text messages.

[Rattata4Uber]

Cat allergies