THE HUNGER Music Video

[frostwolf1]

If I had dat ass and thighs wrapped around me, I would be pounding them at every waking moment until I was cumming air.

[CINTERPOL]

The hunger for that ass

[GrizzlyFist]

props yo. so brave.

[poobrainsify]

you guys suck why would you showcase this? lol

[szovas]

Now all they need is Papyrus as the intro font and this will be perfect.

[TheDandesu]

WHAT. THIS BLINDS ME

[MickieManiac505]

Flawless.

[hillbillygenius]

wat

[IronMan50780]

from 1:59 - 2:02, What the hell was that?

[JuedingShelun]

Camera+photoshop+keyboard+chea­p hooker = youtube video

[SAbowser]

I just bought the full album (Guardian of Secret Dreams) off iTunes. It cost 10 bucks but I've been laughing my ass off for the last hour. The Hunger is just the tip of the iceberg. 

[PhoxyIlluminata]

@SAbowser Yes, the album is truly amazing.

[ImmortalJake]

People make fun of this guy/video, but I actually like it. I'm proud of this dude.

[KillJD]

WTF is this shit? I'm so confused. I don't know why I'm even watching this...

[ThyrmBloodaxe]

BLACK AND OOOOLD RED AND COLD

[RichardMilhous]

Oh my god, is that really Blue Christian Winterhawk? That guy is INCREDIBLE!

[HikaruFoxeh]

The star of this video, Blue Christian Winterhawk, actually went on to become one of my all-time favorite actors.

[AnnaMaeBollocks]

IT'S LIKE BLUE CHRISTIAN WINTERHAWK MOVED INTO THIS VIDEO AND DIDN'T PAY RENT AND GOT KICKED OUT AND KEPT COMING BACK.

[PhoxyIlluminata]

This is music that can only be compared to the writing of Blue Christian Winterhawk.

[AnnaMaeBollocks]

EVEN ANUBIS SAID "GTFO" AND HE'S A JACKAL

[TheRockergirl82]

I love how she had was sitting in the fetal position with a suitcase in an empty room. xD

[charizardpal]

Looks like an old film.

[kumaetal]

It doesn't get better than this...And, somehow, it doesn't get worse either...

[TheMate01]

1:48 vamp me baby...

[IfritZero]

"...bury me with my moneyy..."

[dbSasukez]

thumbs up if Web Soup brought you here

[12rosep]

that had AMAZING graphics

[blacktarprophecy]

Egyptians invented sports bras?

[Slith333]

is this an advertisement for Riana Rogue 2?

[seriouslyWeird]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

[fightinleeroyjenkins]

i love this

[sanchezelmanchez]

Can someone get this poor man something to eat?

[fightinleeroyjenkins]

Creeds back

[bobobobo568]

Holy 90s Batman!

[revbleech]

sounds like a bad Johnny Cash cover band doing an ad for a chain restaurant

[SwimmingHorses]

BEDAZZLED SPORTS BRA WANNA BITE DAT AZZ

[hatchdie]

Fuck, I'm hungry now.

[DigitalBabe321]

This is odd but one of the vampire girls look like Kirsten Stewart I mean wtf.

[Trhin]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA

[JasonJudas]

1:23 dat ass

[lukewind30]

Wait, is that a young Tommy Wiseau!!!!

[lukewind30]

So awful I cant stand it. It's almost like someone made it this bad on purpose!

[eternalgracenote]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCKING HUNGER IS!?

[heelandtoe33]

@eternalgracenote It is never ending, never filling, always thrilling until it burdens your soul, and you fall into a bottomless hole. What else is there to say?

[asyla]

What is this I don't even.

[KarmicAnarchist]

Utter, utter shite!

[Fanpires23]

1:37 looks like something from a bad PS2 game... WTF?!

[kaz3kag3gaara]

@Fanpires23

That's what everything looked like in ancient Egypt.

[Fanpires23]

@kaz3kag3gaara like bad PS2 game?? EPIC! :D 

[TaterMySalad]

@Fanpires23 the ps3 wasnt out yet genius. think before you post next time. god

[Fanpires23]

@TaterMySalad dude, I said PS2 Maybe YOU should think before you post!

[TaterMySalad]

@Fanpires23 i know, you can't expect it to look any better than the ps2 when there wasn't anything better! get a brain moran

[BeefiestName]

@TaterMySalad Lol@ "moran" - the ironing is strong with this one.

[TaterMySalad]

@BeefiestName it's almost as though it was a joke! holy moley

[TaterMySalad]

@BeefiestName also just GIS "get a brain morans"

[Bonemeal2]

I wanna buy the "Unplugged" CD with "Carload of Farts". That song is so beautiful!

Why did I just Favorite this???

...I'm going back to hell where I belong...

[Gothforever13]

this was on Web Soup & everyone hated it

[jay1970]

Who is the singer?

[thexaoswolf]

@jay1970 Wait, that was singing?

[BeefiestName]

@jay1970 Joshua Michael. He has a myspace music page under that name. I know, I'm a wacko for looking.

[BeefiestName]

1:40 he's linking the mainframe to use the packapunch machine!!!!

[ajrocks1313]

This has to be by far one of the worst songs coupled by one of the worst music videos in the world. With that said why couldn't i stop watching it?

[th3l0b3]

This video is amazingly terrible. The song adds to the pain i feel when watching this...maybe auto-tuner would have helped out a bit....but not really. Edited by Microsoft Movie Maker hahaha. Please make more videos...this is going around the office for worst video/song ever made.

[roothands]

It's been three years and this is still funny as shit

[BeefiestName]

I have an idea for a movie. The True Blood vampires vs. these vampires.

[SnatchKing]

was this produced by tim and eric?

[sonas76]

@SnatchKing It should have been made by them.

[20000LeaguesUpMyAss]

THIS VIDEO MAKES ME HORNY IN MY CLITORIS

[Drummaster717]

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vampire orgy time with king douchenkamen!

[Drummaster717]

and anubis made that dude his fuckin bitch. now anubis is a pim p

[EmteeThotsRinny]

hahaha everyone keeps pushing him away...hahaha

[apachepanda]

OMFG! THAT WAS SOME TIGHT SHIT!!! ANUBIS LOOKED LIKE A PS2 CHARACTER!!! IT WAS LIKE TEKKEN,ANTONIO BANDERAS' STUNT DOUBLE, AND SEX. ALL AT ONCE

[PhilTheRapist]

This is ridiculous hahaha

[csmackus]

sorry and wow - so bad - and your description? What were you thinking?

[zeroquasi]

he has enough mana left to cast haste at 2:36

[BeefiestName]

@zeroquasi

And the only reason he couldn't fend off the vampires is ANUBIS slapped him while casting DOOMSDAY.

[MrWalrusWhiskers]

Let's see..This was just a masterpiece! The special effects were spectacular, and the plot OMIGODYEAH! It was just amazing! Serious props...This was so amazing that I forgot to breathe. Keep on keepin' on!

[charliescigar]

This was no fluke!! Obviously we have not heard the last from this ensemble..

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

Legend Films hired someone who worked on this? I think i can never respect them :/

[armastama]

Moral of the story: You shouldn't mack on rich guy's girlfriends in the museum's coffee shop

[armastama]

They had Hanes in ancient Egypt? They were so advanced man....

[3hetricks]

The well hunger!

[charliescigar]

cassette player batteries begin losing power at 3:03

[RvLeshrac]

@charliescigar You win One (1) Internets

[charliescigar]

spellbound and left speechless!!

[Latinasoull]

LMAO!!!! I'm dying from reading these comments

[Latinasoull]

LMAO @ MrKips!!! too funny

[gozgozgo]

Who directed this? Spastic the Monkey?

[allenrw3]

this is so crappy, it's funny.

[fartamplifier]

This is literally the greatest thing

[Xilarating]

does anyone know what date (approx) this aired on websoup? or have a link to the clip

[BeefiestName]

@Xilarating I believe it was S1E2 - And that happens to be the only episode I can't find online clips of.

[Getsuyasha]

this NEEDS to be redone

actually, NO kill it, never revive it.

[avecygnus]

Very interesting story, very much indeed.

[BeefiestName]

I just checked, and if you count the car hitting him, he is depicted being shoved and/or knocked to the floor at least 8 times in this video!

[headboil]

awesome

[TheBigjon1213]

lol...seen this on web soup a while back. still get a kick out of it.

[jamiemh76]

Is this a joke?

[BeefiestName]

This guy gets shoved a lot!

[GhoulGotha]

"Uhh, Hey Beavis, Uhh Huh Huh, this wuss is getting his butt kicked by these chicks all through this crappy video" -Beavis and Butthead

[tareum420]

Will you upload a HD version ? Please do so !

[TalesAreTold]

Lol.. Actually not to bad, could be alot better more professionally done.

[mjxshipton]

GEE, that's WEIRD. I can't seem to find "Anne Breedlove" anywhere. Hmm... could she be made up!? And maybe the people that did the professional-quality animation in Alice in Wonderland had nothing to do with this abortion of a video?

[guitarpop]

Haha this is a joke, right?

[mjxshipton]

LOL..?

[TarenReyem]

hes standing in the middle of an alley staring at a wall and they cant see him till its too late, wtf?

[Rancid946]

the hunger must apply to the hot chick.

[gravexdiggerxx]

saw this on web soup lmao

[DJXeroBeat]

This is my joint. I'd like to know just what exactly the hunger is.

[mikeclem1]

i would nail that chick....alot.

[enix2093]

Genius.

[Shmoe101]

THA HUNGERRrr

[gjstillman]

This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life

[ThyrmBloodaxe]

This was so bad I almost became a paraplegic.

[S0CIALRI0T]

Never do this again.

[TheCommonToad]

lol

[santajesus]

why is his hair messed up??

[TarenReyem]

this is fuckin horrible, only good for lulz, nothing else

[Envee211]

This song and video are absolutely terrible.

[3dayzgracerox]

FAIL

[MoonGuardianLuna]

AstariaFilms and Prince: As the owner of a copy of Mind Forest I must say that I am disappointed by this last endeavor. The only way that any one can understand the concept of this video and its storyline is if they have an understanding of Egyptian mythology. I can understand that it may have been finically impossible for your company, crew, and actors to travel to the Nile River Valley, but to produce a CGI landscape and temple . . .

[bruce2155]

Wait...does this mean there is at least one person out there that takes Astaria Films halfway seriously?

[corgholio]

lol it's like pruple rain 2

[kogakinoske666]

whats with that coat it looks like neo in saudi arabia.

[unbridledenthusiasm]

For real though, from :23 to :26, check out that stomach.

[mikeclem1]

check out 1:22 to 1:30 .. Nice

[ladiesman21234]

The Only good thing about this song is the lyrics

[kosemify]

Am Duat

[ladiesman21234]

I saw this on Web Soup. Love the ppl who tweeted about it lol

[Booopper]

best troll ever

[Gopherbassist]

First thing that comes to mind is how random this is. The music, the lyrics, the video, the weird monotone singing. Then comes to mind that that chick is pretty hot. I think I can continue watching this.

[peterwalker21]

AstariaFilms - are you serious

[VMonkies]

Someone needs music lessons, holy shit.

[TastyBurger88]

He kinda sounds like the singer for Crash Test Dummies, minus any talent.

[Muddyw67]

He tried very hard and a lot of work went into this. Unfortunately it's 25 years out of date. If Jim Morrison were still alive he might have done this in 1986

[futoku]

Are you sure you didn't rip this video straight out of a CD-based adventure game from the nineteens?

[Deffie]

This looks like one of those crappy FMV games that were all the rage in the mid nineties.

[unbridledenthusiasm]

CHICK HAS THE NICEST BODY! Hey AstariaFilms please shoot a porno with her ok ?

[Loodirros]

This is terrible. It is so very very terrible.

[DreadfulRay]

ahhhhhh I'm going to be humming this for weeks

[sh4x2]

You can't be serious

[poornose]

the song isnt even in tempo he sings off the beat so many times

[grenaderock]

yeah its strange how an electronic song can be so off beat. I guess they just recorded out of an electric piano instead of using midi or something.

not to mention that the guy who created this is absolutely insane.

[wowbagger2004]

this is the best music video since Nokturnal Bacon Throne

[archipelagic]

Amazing

[Coedroac]

It is like somebody shit onto a paper plate and then smashed my face in it.

[Tulkastaldo]

The singer sounds kind of like my old guitar teacher. real midwestern "uhrs" the hunguhr is nevuhr ending. The song is actually kind of catchy.

[Sunanellows]

Great stuff, really great stuff.

[gamekidcaleb]

Little tommy tucker, singing for his supper...

[mbose]

oh gosh!.. there are so many bad things about this video...realy bad acting, bad production, bad everything... the only good thing is the hot body girl...

[BackInRed123]

Do I detect Sarcasm? Why did they bluescreen all this?

[JDsmiff]

ahah....ahahahahah.... ahhh.... the music video equivelent of graffitting the sistine chapel...

[LoatheMe]

wow...you would have to be batshit insane to think this song was any kind of good...

[MBRHIndustries]

Let this be a lesson, ladies. If some dude in a full length leather coat walks up to you in a restaurant while your boyfriends in the bathroom and wants to make out on you, just go with it, or you'll be responsible for him getting run over.

[YOmamaPro1995]

I hunger for some pie? Yummmmmm.........WTF?

[sstteev]

i hunger for watching this video at least 500 more times

[SovietShaffy]

I hunger for being raped by that guy

[headquarters712]

I want to thank Astaria films for never taking this down. It's probably my favorite thing on the interweb

[chilled99]

This guy could do a decent cover of Lets Dance by david Bowie. Call (insert country)'s Got Talent!

[DrstunPvP]

Black and cold red and old

[richard23videos]

I have been watching this video over and over for almost a year now. I love it.

Where's Vampyre?

[MrKips]

anubis just bitch slapped that dude into a whole new dimension goddamn that owns

[LeKryon]

hahahaha

[Arceupins]

I lol'd.

[ohmgbrownies]

lmao wtf is this hahahaha gaaayyy

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

hahahahaha

[ckurt3]

chocolate rain.....

[apologizenow]

oh fuck.

[enfuego87]

@websoup the love child of the mummy and twilight

[ConceptZombie]

This is so awesome, I'm actually hungry.

[FuzzyBunnyRainbow]

I love that the ratings depict people divided. Some thought it was so horrible, they 1-starred it, and some thought it transcended that elusive border where something is so atrocious it becomes good again, and 5-starred.

5 stars from me, if for no other reason than to encourage this guy to make an utter ass out of himself one more time.

[brainfired]

The most disturbing thing about this video is that the she looks like his sister.

[BriggsRed]

Anubis bitch slap..... wtf just happened?

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

he "looked into the eyes of the WOLF"

[kingkong9508]

@ websoup : That Guy Just Screams Pervert And Stalker

[tonlo2006]

Lame

[kingkong9508]

@Web Soup: OMG Cartoon People Coming From a wall Killing people Quick RUN !!!!

[rthavi2]

i have so many questions. let's start with

WHY?

[bradke06]

bbb

[bradke06]

i think that girl is actually really quite sexy.

can the singer not move his arms?