Touhou Soccer 2- Flandre's Ten Thousand Claw Immolation Wall

[zekenkurolyon]

i cant tell which is more badass

A. flandre for the 10,000 hit combo for one shot

B. the purple dude for ATTEMPTING TO BLOCK THAT

C. the ball for SURVIVING THAT MOST EPIC UN OWNING

[r4shka]

Somehow, I thought of these words : "Super TouHou Strikers Charged"...

[ThisIsMyName651]

Flandre is one demonic hell of a little girl...

[That0neTro11]

@KyKiske97

How about UN Owned?

[That0neTro11]

@KyKiske97

UN Own'd?

[roploayer]

0:16 WTF does that say?

[KyKiske97]

@roploayer It says YOU ARE ALL OWNED

[FinalShadeXD]

@roploayer Theres an english translation but it goes something like 16 claw something or another.

[Guedez]

was that a hit count???

[redz192]

That's some scary shit to see at a soccer game lolz

[xMadig0dx]

HELL YEA xD

[NovazaneBB]

@BRSorMiku No, one is gonna answer you directly on that question i hope...

[PandaHero24]

What did I just watch?

[ZiggyR2750]

HAX!

The ball's still in one piece.

[TehFlog37]

@ZiggyR2750

Gensokyo seal of approval

[GlobalProductions123]

That kick otta KILL someone



[jarrodocus]

10 000 FUCKING shots in one FUCKING second.

[HwanTheLight]

IT'S OVER NINE THOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAND!!­!

[ravensshade]

i'm curious what that ball is made of to resist so much

[121ino]

Kinda reminds me of.. Goenji from inazuma eleven

[BeyondBirthday18]

Remilia is the Scarlet Devil

And Flandre the Scarlet HELL!!!

[Smash641]

Soccer Balls:

Destroying Half The City since 1995

[PokeNaruBleach]

Who let the Flandre out?

[HappleProductions]

Just out of curiosity, does this game play like an RPG?

[Returacan]

that ball....has got to be the most powerful thing in Gensokyo

[ShadowDueler97]

That poor... poor ball.

[Fuyons9999]

If sports were like this...I wouldn't be on the internet.

[LOOOLZZ90]

IRL Soccer rules: *Bunch soccer-ish stuff*

Touhou soccer rules: if the ball goes inside your opponent's net, you get 1 point.

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

@LOOOLZZ90 Also, any shot that could not obliterate a small house is judged "boring."

[SunshineOpenFeint]

0:17 FLANDRE...PUUUUUUUUNNNNCCCHHH!­!!!!!!!!

[Kayura5]

i like when flandre starts hittin the ball so much and at this...little second of hope......(0:23-0:24) the ball was like

Ball: Im free.......

Flandre: WHERE THE F*kin U GOIN?!??!?!

[exolden]

if soccer was like this....americans might watch it

[smelyspartan]

um... doesn't that technicaly count as a hand ball?

[THELASTREDMAGE]

Oww,that must of hurt like hell.

[TouhouVampires]

Touhou Soccer.

Making the World Cup look like a playground.

[maychanx31]

@TouhouVampires Omg! I want to try making that one of those posters with the sayings on them!

[Umbreon1001]

RAMPAIG!

[787kumar]

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!

[thegameulost]

@787kumar

It might even be over 523,000, judging by how it left Frieza's charred corpse in its wake.

[archmagi14794]

That ball is made out of adamantium.

[joemoe175]

0:14 i feel sorry for the ball o_o'

[chuchu2019]

Lolwhut

[mindlessgonzo]

Mario Soccer, eat your heart out.

[TheFan630]

This soccer should come 3D for nintendo 3ds, if soo, it would have AWESOME graphics!

[ultimatechucknorris]

if this was in real soccer i would actualy love it.

[AnimeLover454515]

ITS OVER 9000! ;O

[Nintenjueguero84]

pinchi golazo ;)

[sonickeyboy]

I didn't know Nagato was into soccer?

[tastyloli]

And that is how you play soccer.

[TriForceofEpicness33]

she's so awesome!!! =D

[yoshimario40]

Soccer Ball : Best Lich Phylactery ever. Every lich wants one.

[BigGreen204]

There's no kill like overkill (and that's why I love Flandre).

[Katyiskitty]

BALL ABUSE!

[huntercole1]

Ending?: THATS IT? JUST FUCKING HANDS!?!?! WHAT ABOUT A APPLAUSE!? D:

[ErrorPwnage]

This is why Flandre is not included in Brawl. Her neutral A move would already blow up your Wii.

[BraUnY74]

This ball is the most unhappy, unfortunate and tough ball in the all space and time MultiUniverse...

[HydraWolf1]

O_____________________________­____________O

[Cloudrunner62]

@HydraWolf1 ROFLAMO!!!!  Just that got me seriously laughing

[HydraWolf1]

@Cloudrunner62 I'm flagging this for Innapropriate content, she clearly Raped them. XD

[colonel24567]

GOTTA HIT THE SOCCER BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!

[darkpower723]

lol ITS OVER 9000

[theagiknight23]

FYI, the guy she beat up WAS the goalkeeper.....

[Therealryuh20]

Its over 9000 !!!!!!!

[fuzzbuster007]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[13KuroNekoXIII]

the ball survived....

[HirosamaNadasaki]

indestructible ball

[dakota1000000]

Jeez she only needed to score not kill everyone in the process

[YuTe3712]

I'm surprised there isn't any "IT'S OVER ⑨OOO!" comment in the top (at the moment).

[gamergirlz11]

@YuTe3712 Because the "IT'S OVER 9,000!" phrase Is veeeeery overused.

[YuTe3712]

@gamergirlz11 Precisely. ^^

[DominoHarvard]

Well, it's not like anyone tried to stop her.

Hell, she even BEAT THE CRAP outta everyone blocking her BEFORE she made the shot :D

[Shuttheheckup735]

ummm Japan always have a way of turning 12 year old animated girls into the craziest things EVER... I'M SCARED

[Donqco]

Who would be stupid enough to try to stop that shot?...

Not even Cirno... well... maybe cirno does

[takulu64]

this is insanity falns way

so im innocently insane

flandu is ze best

[JULIB1990]

OMG... This is extreme... I wouldn´t like to hold this ball... The only one who could maybe hold this ball is Shadow when he uses Chaos Control early enough... But it isn´t sure... Why has a such cute looking girl to be so deadly? I would like to help her with her problem...

[cjtaba1]

Badly edited. No explosions.

[TheKairisama]

XD el theme song de flandre es genial

[maso1666]

THIS IS SHOCKING......... I WILL NEVER PLAY SOCCER WITH FLAN AS MY OPPONENT.....

[DrLachrymose]

YOU BET THAT MADE IT IN!

[thestevebat]

Who let flandre on the field anyways? Everybody knows shes just there to murder things.

[Thecommenter83]

How the crap did that ball survive! (0_0)

[BakaofLulz]

trhat ball is god himself O.O

[devilman1996]

compalication of soccer and football xD

[devilman1996]

one thiing to ask where is the soccer rules ?o.o

[LaserShark123]

@devilman1996 You can't allow yourself to be held back by common sense (or soccer rules) in Gensokyo.

[Wilhiemthe2nd]

@devilman1996 never kick the ball :)

[setsunaftw]

i like how the hit count jumps from 750+ to 1000

[dragonz0ul]

How the heck did the ball survive that blow without bursting into flames? xD

[Kaosusoshi]

@dragonz0ul It is an immortal ball. Compounded with the Hourai Elixir.

[RyanA136]

@dragonz0ul "It's Gensokyo, nuff said" ~Koishi

[OrixOrillion]

@dragonz0ul Your answer:

Flandre Scarlet...

[aerodu]

@dragonz0ul Contrary to what the ball thinks, it's already dead. It just hasn't realized it yet. Kinda got a Fist of the North Star thing going on, really.

[angall3]

...FOUL!...i think... she touched the ball with her hands, or claws technically... is there a rule for using claws?

[dakota1000000]

@angall3 there are no rules! as you can clearly see...

[Brotherclips]

@dakota1000000 so where's the rule book?

[crazedthoughts]

@Brotherclips Its over there, crying in the corner.

[Ray5472]

@dragonz0ul

Its secretly a yin-yang orb, not a ball

[SniperInABox]

@Ray5472

So they're kicking Reimu's ballz around?

[zaros21]

@dragonz0ul "The soccer ball is the strongest thing in Gensokyo."

[yihanglee]

I'm impressed.....at the ball

[SpartanCommodore]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

[Bluebedo]

Screw Flandre? The real god here is the ball for SOMEHOW managing to survive that!

[YuTe3712]

I love how Japan just makes things.... (preparing to say it as carefully as possible)...

Undeniably yet completely acceptable use of overpowered characters.

[Umbreon1001]

Flandre Cannot Beat the ball,But Ran Can :O

[UnitedStateofMonkey]

lol 0:07 UN Owen starts :]

[BeyondBirthday18]

Who let Flandre out of the Scarlet Mansion?

[TheWaluigiman1]

If only they can make soccer a little less gay.

[UDarkWolf]

I'm impressed at the strenght of that ball! Its no news that she's a god or her powerlvl is over 9000, JUST HOW DID THAT FKIN BALL NOT EXPLODE OR ANYTHING????

[Suolistomato]

Wait, that's not how you play football.

[Theespada13]

@Suolistomato Would you have the balls to tell her that? 

[Suolistomato]

@Theespada13 And here comes this kind of comment "I can't, she's not real, trolololo." But never mind that, I would but then I were to most likely die in a horrifying way. Which is for example bleeding all of my blood straight out of my eyes. But oh it would be worth it!

[UberGamer1030]

"Handball!"

*ripped to shreds*

[UnitedStateofMonkey]

ITS OVER 9000!

[kallekala2]

seriously if this is a game, i must have it :DD

[sweethalogirl321]

Notice how no one tried to block the ball.

Why?

They were all scared shitless.

[Davtwan]

@sweethalogirl321 Actually, they were knocked away shitless. She'll pound the goalkeeper BEFORE she does her shot just to add firey salt to the wound.

[WeaponXSigma]

@sweethalogirl321 They tried and got owned HARD

[Umbreon1001]

Hurt Me Just by Sawing That.

[JUZKILL]

poor ball TAT

[x2s7]

Gundam

[sonicvsmario45]

the only reason i would watch soccer 

[MegaMidnightninja]

fifa world cup doesnt stand a chance against this touhou (no seriously THINK about it)

[Dante9377]

She learns so well from Dio... she just needs to remeber that charging is for wimps

[lucaryah]

pwned

[TheManhandler69]

the reason there is no goalie attempting to get the ball is due to the fact that he/she evaporated within 10 meters to the ball... well done Flandre

[NanatsuYoruXIII]

Looks like Youmu has some competition O.O.

*Bets on Flandre*

[claustheemohedgehog]

what happened if the soccer ball was a body?

[lucaryah]

@claustheemohedgehog  It would work.

[Soulcalibar41]

That is SO COOOOOOOOOL!!! :D

[deathsoul101]

0:14 EPIC FACE!!!!!

[kurodiggs]

i've heard of ultimate frizby, ultimate hand ball, ultimate dodgeball, but this is just rediculous. i can't play soccer with them, i won't survive past the first two minutes.

[RyanA136]

Oh shi-

[VenomFl55]

YEEEAAAAAA U.N OWEN FTW!!!!

[Zeg99]

That's one tough ass ball.

[Mespritroth]

I bet Kaguya, or whoever the other team's keeper is, is shitting herself on the otherside of the field along with Flandres team's goalkeeper.

[princessZelda089]

@Mespritroth

Meiling would be Flan's goalkeeper. .w.

[takulu64]

leavethen times 10 wow glad she dosent do that in eosd or everyone would be beaten up

she is overpowerd

[Mespritroth]

@takulu64 too true

[Purpledialga10]

Whoa!!!! I need Flandre on my soccer team! (Assuming she doesn't kill us all first)

[coolmani1209]

VINGED V-10 ENGINE!

[Spiderpig2398]

The top number is the hit counter. The Bottom is time.

She gets 2966 Slices in .011 Seconds at the end. WHAT.

[SamusAran627]

I would not want to be the goalkeeper if she used that and was on the other team...........

[Skinnydevil1995]

... Overkill Much?

[DemonUtauX]

The soccer ball stayed off screen for a few seconds then exploded once the video ended.

Can the hourai elixir work on inanimate objects?

[Magni56]

Wow, poor goalie. Flan vs the goalkeeper is like bringing heavy artillery to a knife fight.

[Bigbattle22]

@Magni56 No, keep in mind Sakuya is there.

This is more like taking on a giant mech with small rocks.

[HolyFireLord]

i think theyre playing oliver & benji

[DGneoseeker1]

I think Sephiroth just compared that to Omnislash and crapped himself.

[Deadcheese23]

CALM DOWN FLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol x3

[paquitohead]

who is the arrange theme?

[paquitohead]

OH MY FUCKING ZUN!

[VenomFl55]

hmmm i wonder from which material is the ball?. . .

[BlitZWTF]

@VenomFl55

Must be the rare ZUNite.

[lilphillip526]

@0wn4dg3 WHAT?!?!? OVER 9000??? *try's to defeat flandre*

[0wn4dg3]

What's her power level? OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

[firesniperbullet2]

Chuck norris was the goalie and now theres a gaint hole in his chest.

[chelseafcrocks82]

TAKE THAT, RONALD!!

[orthografe]

0:08 "Let's have a little fun!" >:D

[Archzenom]

N: Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about her combo level?

V: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AerialBlast]

Though I've been around the touhou series for a while, this video is my first exposure to touhou soccer.

I'm not sure what to think, aside from "lolololol"

[gundor15]

annnd then there was none

specially no more Edward Cullen now thanks toy Flandre :3

[Khazard1000]

not even the mighty Flan was able to destroy the ball

so far only Ran was able to atleast split the ball for a few seconds

[CharinZain]

@Khazard1000 Actually one of those balls was Chen.

[Khazard1000]

@CharinZain hmmm... mabey...

[Tengukyle]

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT­ATATAT!!!!

She's hitting faster than the fist of the north star!

[L0andM011]

Flandre is too epic for the ball to land IN the net, so she makes the ball go THROUGH the net.

[SupauaVertiean436]

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[ZiggyR2750]

Flandre is no vampire, she's a god.

[lordviggo5]

@ZiggyR2750 God of Vampires

[winxclubstarz99]

@ZiggyR2750 ,Flandre is a vampire.

[Umbreon1001]

@ZiggyR2750 She isn't a God,She is a Flandre Scarlet.

[powerofsonic]

@ZiggyR2750 And a Female Chuck Norris!

[Jchanproductions]

@powerofsonic HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THAT STUPID COWBOY TO FLANDRE! BLASPHEMY!

[powerofsonic]

@Jchanproductions STOP BEING SO IDIOTIC!