That guy was very lucky he had a pond to jump in or he may have been killed (chimps don't like water). Chimps can chew you up and demolish you in a matter of seconds.
YEAH LOL AND THEN YOU WOULD SHOW HIM WHOS FUCKING BOSS RIGHT LOL?
Get the fuck off of the internet. Chimps are still 5x stronger even if you were the strongest human in the world. I don't think some 14 year old is going to harm one.
frozencloud17, that would surely anger the chimp as your punches would have no effect on the chimp..The chimp would then proceed to tear you face apart and if you're a guy, rip off your nuts as a trophy. Don't believe me? Look up St. James Davis attack.
I beat a chimp's ass before in the Bronx Zoo. The chimp weighed 175 lbs. I weighed only 145. I punched the crap out of him, and although I didn't knock him out, I had him running away screamin' like a bitch. The secret is you gotta be bobbing and weaving and keep the ape off balance.
Hahaha! Very imaginative frozencloud17..Yup, I guess bobbing and weaving would work for a maximum of two seconds until the chimp jumps on your back then proceeds to rip off your arms, bite your fingers and toes off and then eat your nuts..
rough housing? stop trying to make them sound like people chimps just dont care if they hurt or kill someone else for fun they even kill other chimps for fun where humans roughhousing are trying not the hurt the other person
Finally someone like frewcc tells it like it is. Watch the vid again DrSandmann, and see how the dude grunted setting off the chimps. The chimps were doin him a favor by not ripping him apart initially when he came into their territory..
The crazy part about all this is that the chimp was just playing with him like he would his peers. We all heard earlier this week what happens when they get serious.
Former NASCAR driver, St. James Davis and his wife, went to visit their pet chimp Moe in Caliente, Ca. When he arrived two other chimps managed to get lose and attack him and not his wife. They ripped his nose off, bit off all his fingers and toes, tore most of his face off and ripped off one testicle. They would have mauled him some more but the sanctuary owner's son in law shot the chimps. Chimps are by nature highly territorial, vengeful, and savage. Watch Rogue Nature Chimp.
I agree - I was about to cite the same story. This is not funny, it could have turned out a lot worse. Also, poor Mr. Davis lost both of his gonads...
I saw this on TV and i think i recall them saying The chimp broke all the bones in his hands
KnightFox18 7 months ago
Bad Chimps Club Season 1 lets go Oxygen.
Armaniwazhere 8 months ago
fucking assholes ...their lucky the chimps didnt rip their prick faces off.
Deadnsd 1 year ago
That guy was very lucky he had a pond to jump in or he may have been killed (chimps don't like water). Chimps can chew you up and demolish you in a matter of seconds.
Bombeni 1 year ago
was this in Brooklyn?
MathildeBaringsmaad 1 year ago
I would've knocked the chimp right in the fucking face
ACcooper360 1 year ago
@ACcooper360
YEAH LOL AND THEN YOU WOULD SHOW HIM WHOS FUCKING BOSS RIGHT LOL?
Get the fuck off of the internet. Chimps are still 5x stronger even if you were the strongest human in the world. I don't think some 14 year old is going to harm one.
TomBabil 1 year ago
:-O
london4me1 1 year ago
Bag Taste!
any12u 1 year ago
wtf punch the shit out of that fucking monkey man
lulustu 1 year ago
that's a kungfu sound. awesome.
damtachoa 2 years ago
chimps are vicious.
Darkstorms15 2 years ago 2
need more omega 3.
Omega3chimp 2 years ago
Sound effects make it even funnier. I laughed my ass off.
stryngwie 2 years ago
lol thats the guy voice from Disney channel LOLOLOL
malinvideos8185 2 years ago
I swear, the sound affects make this video funnier. It's like a Youtube Poop.
sea6789 2 years ago
kimbo slice would knock the fuck outa him!!
CplCevop 2 years ago
@CplCevop In his dreams, maybe
retrosmasher 1 year ago
that dumb bastard is lucky to still have his nuts.
bi79yt 2 years ago 2
I would have given that chimp a left hook and a right upper cut and that would have ended it!
frozencloud17 2 years ago
frozencloud17, that would surely anger the chimp as your punches would have no effect on the chimp..The chimp would then proceed to tear you face apart and if you're a guy, rip off your nuts as a trophy. Don't believe me? Look up St. James Davis attack.
MMAbadboy 2 years ago
I beat a chimp's ass before in the Bronx Zoo. The chimp weighed 175 lbs. I weighed only 145. I punched the crap out of him, and although I didn't knock him out, I had him running away screamin' like a bitch. The secret is you gotta be bobbing and weaving and keep the ape off balance.
frozencloud17 2 years ago
Hahaha! Very imaginative frozencloud17..Yup, I guess bobbing and weaving would work for a maximum of two seconds until the chimp jumps on your back then proceeds to rip off your arms, bite your fingers and toes off and then eat your nuts..
MMAbadboy 2 years ago
@frozencloud17 LOL wow whatever, you would of been arrested.
hairyknuckles1000 1 year ago
@frozencloud17 U serious?Wow thats gangsta,people act like animals are invincible.
Thatmeat 1 year ago
LMAO, wtf. Start to grunt like he was Jorge of the jungle or some shit. In this vid, you just got served.
Crastics07 2 years ago
Sorry, but those chimps were clearly playing. They are very smart animals, and (like human males), they probably like to rough-house occasionally.
DrSandmann 2 years ago
rough housing? stop trying to make them sound like people chimps just dont care if they hurt or kill someone else for fun they even kill other chimps for fun where humans roughhousing are trying not the hurt the other person
frewcc 2 years ago 2
Finally someone like frewcc tells it like it is. Watch the vid again DrSandmann, and see how the dude grunted setting off the chimps. The chimps were doin him a favor by not ripping him apart initially when he came into their territory..
MMAbadboy 2 years ago
Chimps know how to kick some ass!
AtheistsAreEvil 2 years ago
The crazy part about all this is that the chimp was just playing with him like he would his peers. We all heard earlier this week what happens when they get serious.
GoVagiants 2 years ago
He was grunting at the chimp and picking flies off it. What a bloody fool!
darysons1 2 years ago 3
I hate dumbasses who think they are the Beastmaster.
kittenshateyou 2 years ago 13
Former NASCAR driver, St. James Davis and his wife, went to visit their pet chimp Moe in Caliente, Ca. When he arrived two other chimps managed to get lose and attack him and not his wife. They ripped his nose off, bit off all his fingers and toes, tore most of his face off and ripped off one testicle. They would have mauled him some more but the sanctuary owner's son in law shot the chimps. Chimps are by nature highly territorial, vengeful, and savage. Watch Rogue Nature Chimp.
MMAbadboy 3 years ago
I agree - I was about to cite the same story. This is not funny, it could have turned out a lot worse. Also, poor Mr. Davis lost both of his gonads...
sonofbeliol 2 years ago
so great this is like the 10th time im watching this! lol
flueSick 3 years ago
lol this shit is the best!
blackwhiteInc 3 years ago
LMFAO john you dumbass pickin flies offf him l0l
dude those things are strong LMAO
that was funny
someguynamedaaron 3 years ago 9
some of the funniest shit i have ever seen...
mangoochanna 4 years ago 5
hehehe fanni
flowerpower111 4 years ago 4
rawfl
duspielstmagickarten 4 years ago 4
lmao
nwtampaguy34 4 years ago 5
love it
CrackassJackass 4 years ago